Dr. Roget's Personnel File
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Name: Dr. Ralph J. Roget

Security Clearance: Level 3

Position: Deputy Site Director

Current Location: Site-77

History: Dr. Roget has been a respected asset to Site-77 ever since he began working there, at the ripe old age of 16. For half a decade, he worked in clerical positions, until Director Gillespie felt he had proven himself, and promoted him. His new job involved the documentation of large numbers of Safe and Euclid objects, which he excelled at. Despite a reputation for immaturity, and rumors of nepotism, his position at Site-77 is very secure.

Known Relations: Director Gillespie(Grandmother), Stanley Gillespie(Grandfather, deceased), Agent Lis Boyd(Half-Sister), Dr. Jeffrey D. Isbell(Half-Brother).

NOTE: Dr. Roget's name is not pronounced Rogay, Rogat, Rogain, Roggers, Reject, Ragazzo, Regret, rigrog, Rogizzle, Roger, Roarg, Riggy?, roy get, rogit, Rojét, torgeti, dodget, cocaine or Rights. Please do not use these pronounciations when referring to Dr. Roget
c'mon guys it isn't that hard

Known Associations:

Dr. Veritas - Lead SCP-914 researcher

Dr. Roth - On-site psychiatrist

SCP Documents Researched

  1. Roget’s Theory for SCP-001 The Conspiracy
  2. Roget’s Proposal for SCP-001 Keter Duty
  3. SCP-031 What is Love?
  4. SCP-039 Proboscis Buttgineers(Collaboration with Mr. Wilt)
  5. SCP-122 No More Monsters(Rewrite of "Lucid Nightlight" by Dr. Kondraki)
  6. SCP-213 AntiMatter Parasite(Rewrite of "Anti-Matter Parasite by DaydreaminDaydreamin, Dr. Blast, and Agent NekoChris)
  7. SCP-240 Breath-Powered Flying Machine(Rewrite of an article by the same name, written by Agent Spoon Of Evil)
  8. SCP-332 The 1976 Kirk Lonwood High School Marching Band
  9. SCP-375 Forever A-Loan(Rewrite of "Hungry Bank" by Dr. Kondraki)
  10. SCP-396 And Suddenly, Chair(Rewrite of "Displacer Chair" by Dr. Kondraki)
  11. SCP-474 ℞FM(Collaboration with jinjjajinjja)
  12. SCP-496 A Sunken Relic(Rewrite of "A Sunken Statue" by Dr_AdamsDr_Adams)
  13. SCP-512 Anti-Gravity Umbrella(Rewrite of "Anti-Gravity Umbrella" by HK-016 in collaboration with Django Bridge)
  14. SCP-570 Puppet Show Gloves!!!(Rewrite of "Puppeteer Gloves" by Dr. Kondraki)
  15. SCP-574 The Dropera House(Rewrite of "The Drophouse" by Kurt TodlichKurt Todlich)
  16. SCP-629 Mr. Brass
  17. SCP-633 Ghost In The Machine (Rewrite of Ghost In The Machine by Syka BeeSyka Bee)
  18. SCP-643 Delicious Chocolates
  19. SCP-649 A Matchbox Full of Winter(Rewrite of "A Matchbox Full of Winter" by AsmodeusDarkAsmodeusDark)
  20. SCP-703 Into The Closet(Rewrite of "Random Item Generator" by BrucyBrucy)
  21. SCP-744 Assembly Required
  22. SCP-761 Slightly Less Dangerous Trampoline(Rewrite of "Slightly More Dangerous Trampoline" by HK-016)
  23. SCP-814 Sound of '76(Rewrite of "Antique Phonograph" by kabukabu, re-rewritten by Mr. Carbon as "Pure Tones")
  24. SCP-821 Dixie Funland
  25. SCP-864 Efficient Washbin(Rewrite of "Man-eating Washbin" by Agent Carriontrooper)
  26. SCP-935 Ancient Playing Cards(Rewrite of Ancient Playing Cards by Bijhan)
  27. SCP-941 Sick of Motion(Rewrite of Carsickness by Dr. Leicontis)
  28. SCP-992 Gaia's Emissary(Rewrite of "Gaia's Emissary", written by an unknown author. Transferred to WikiDot from EditThis by far2far2 on July 26th, 2008)
  29. SCP-1046 A House Without a Bedroom
  30. SCP-1070 Re-Educational Software(Rewrite of "The Educational Game" by VWXYZVWXYZ)
  31. SCP-1178 Floating ICBM
  32. SCP-1204 The Social Disease(Rewrite of "Clingy Transient" by Dr. Mayreder)
  33. SCP-1277 Thirsty Cactus
  34. SCP-1282 Reverse Were-Rabbit
  35. SCP-1305 Cat Lure
  36. SCP-1317 Factory Makeup
  37. SCP-1328 51st State of Mind
  38. SCP-1341 Jungle In a Jar
  39. SCP-1362 The Cartographers' Guild
  40. SCP-1407 DJ's Headphones
  41. SCP-1413 Sportsball
  42. SCP-1423 Summer of '76
  43. SCP-1452 Terrible Home Additions
  44. SCP-1494 Terminal Castaway
  45. SCP-1498 Dial-A-Dream
  46. SCP-1501 Every Penny Counts
  47. SCP-1507 The Pink Flamingos
  48. SCP-1508 Mikey's Chore
  49. SCP-1513 Potted Pets
  50. SCP-1526 Papers, Please
  51. SCP-1528 Finished With Lies(Collaboration with Raymond Llama) with Experiment Log 1528
  52. SCP-1559 Birdsoul In Your House
  53. SCP-1571 Keeper of Treasures(Collaboration with Researcher Zyn)
  54. SCP-1572 Root Map
  55. SCP-1573 Kids These Days
  56. SCP-1574 Searching…
  57. SCP-1576 Edisonian Afterlife Communicator
  58. SCP-1583 It Only Makes Us Stronger
  59. SCP-1591 Fallen Star
  60. SCP-1608 Yu-Kaing
  61. SCP-1611 Guarded Apartment
  62. SCP-1613 The Spoken Fool
  63. SCP-1624 Heartworms
  64. SCP-1628 Storage Tunnel #1812
  65. SCP-1630 Human Food Pyramid
  66. SCP-1636 The Principal Skinner
  67. SCP-1651 Carnival Prize
  68. SCP-1673 Friendly Graveyard
  69. SCP-1683 Moonstuck Bedroom(Collaboration with Researcher Voct)
  70. SCP-1684 Viral Realty
  71. SCP-1699 Inferior Volcano
  72. SCP-1712 An Unusual Occurrence On August 11th, 1959 (rewritten by Uncle Nicolini under the same title)
  73. SCP-1723 Radio Intercepting Woman
  74. SCP-1724 Soul Meter
  75. SCP-1725 Servant Enhancements
  76. SCP-1727 Auto-Heaven
  77. SCP-1738 Phobia Sampler
  78. SCP-1767 An Agent Of The Shark Punching Center(Collaboration with Dr. Veritas)
  80. SCP-1799 Mr. Laugh
  81. SCP-1833 Class of '76
  82. SCP-1837 Acid Mop
  83. SCP-1841 So Much To See, So Much Unseen
  84. SCP-1853 Performance Enhancer
  85. SCP-1865 TaoTao(Collaboration with Dr. Mayreder)
  86. SCP-1872 Vehicular Laser Pointer
  87. SCP-1894 Crash Course Diet
  88. SCP-1901 Elvis Lives
  89. SCP-1908 Mr. Soap
  90. SCP-1929 Down To Earth
  91. SCP-1938 Dr. Wondertainment's Amaze-O Dive Tank
  92. SCP-1957 Cleanliness
  93. SCP-1967 Shortcuts
  94. SCP-1976 Father and Son
  95. SCP-1992 Indecisive Mobile Home(Collaboration with General Harland)
  96. SCP-1996 Tourist Trap
  97. SCP-2082 Elephas cryophilus
  98. SCP-2083 Hoboken Bunion Emergency
  99. SCP-2088 MC&D Center
  100. SCP-2199 Out of the Frying Pan
  101. SCP-2253 The Alcohol Republic
  102. SCP-2281 Backseat Driver(Collaboration with Doctor Cimmerian)
  103. SCP-2322 Being Shirley Gillespie
  104. SCP-2379 Roach Motel
  105. SCP-2407 Learned Helplessness(Collaboration with Agent Lament)
  106. SCP-2444 Flea Circus
  107. SCP-2489 A Political Machine
  108. SCP-2507 A Web Of Cliques
  109. SCP-2594 Extradimensional Waiting Room(Collaboration with Researcher LilyFlowerLilyFlower)
  110. SCP-2600 The Empty Box(Part of the SCP-2000 contest!)
  111. SCP-2799 The Navigator(Collaboration with HammerMaiden)
  112. SCP-2805 Disney On Ice
  113. SCP-2848 Spite Taco (Rewritten by Agent Lament as "Leave It All Behind")
  114. SCP-2849 Insect Hospital(Collaboration with Researcher SirensSirens)
  115. SCP-2876 Dream A Little Dream
  116. SCP-2895 Stingy
  117. SCP-2969 Language Hoarder
  118. SCP-3006 Twice The Number One
  119. SCP-3245 Mr. Playing Games Is Bad For Your Health
  120. SCP-3482 Nature Versus Naturalization(Collaboration with Dr. K. Stuff)
  121. SCP-3535 Casus Lignum
  122. SCP-3639 Whataboots
  123. SCP-3746 🦀 MOM'S DEAD 🦀(collaboration with The Rounderhouse)
  124. SCP-3792 Up In Smoke
  125. SCP-3776 Camp Nimrod
  126. SCP-3831 Can't Call Out
  127. SCP-3861 Self-Reflection(Collaboration with jinjjajinjja)
  128. SCP-4120 A Good Boy
  129. SCP-4136 Uncle From Nintendo(Rewritten by Dr. Henderson as "uncle")
  130. SCP-4326 Honeymooners
  131. SCP-4367 What Are The Odds?(Collaboration with jinjjajinjja)
  132. SCP-4480 The Snake Doctor(collaboration with Researcher Calvin)
  133. SCP-4484 StreamSavers (Collaboration with jinjjajinjja)
  134. SCP-4540 History, Together
  135. SCP-4564 Butthole Surfers(Collaboration with Dr. Harrison Balthazaar)
  136. SCP-4572 Trumpvoid
  137. SCP-4658 Control Kink
  138. SCP-4754 Dentistaurant
  139. SCP-4697 Dropping Off The Kids
  140. SCP-4956 Screaming at the Void(Collaboration with gigaslayer105gigaslayer105)
  141. SCP-4957 Cold, Turning Blue
  142. SCP-5011 - Man of Steel(Collaboration with jinjjajinjja for the SCP-5000 Contest)
  143. SCP-5200 - The Brown Box
  144. SCP-5599 fish golf
  145. SCP-5720 Astronomically Inclined Crane(Collaboration with Mr. Wilt)
  146. SCP-5757 Curse of the Everglade(Collaboration with Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne
  147. SCP-5954 My Lord, I had forgot the Fart
  148. SCP-1927-EX The Farnsworth Effect(Collaboration with Researcher Chevrolet)
  149. SCP-2600-EX Furred Trout
  150. SCP-600-CO A Super Cool Friend Watched My Plant
  151. SCP-2600-CU The Cutest Little Thing
  152. SCP-@#%&!-J - Titters The Talking Bird
  153. SCP-015-J Just Really Misunderstood
  154. SCP-025-J Liquid SCP Foundation
  155. SCP-800-J American Football
  156. SCP-1622-J No Object Class Whatsoever(Collaboration with Baron Von Silberescher)
  158. SCP-2600-J Bicycle Mafia
  159. SCP-5200-J Just Say NO!!!
  160. SCP-7007-J Subs Only!
  161. SCP-7800-J The Five-Second Rule
  162. SCP-8231-J Super Flying T-Rex(Collaboration with Researcher Corbette)
  163. SCP-Jaguar-J Researcher Hutchin's Incredible Automobile
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