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Name: Dr. Reach1
Rank: Memeticist, Level 2/4098 (conditional).
Serial Number: ███-███-████-2
Location: Currently assigned to Area-08, Archive Sector.
History: Dr. Reach was recruited to the SCP Foundation following an incident involving the accidental release of SCP-1263 to the public. Up until that time, Dr. Reach was working with children at ███ ████████ ██████ ████ Hospital in ████████, ██. When agents approached Dr. Reach to administer amnestics, he expressed great interest in SCP-1263, asking several questions and making pointed insights into its nature. Following this, Dr. Reach was administered the amnestics and added to the Foundation's recruitment roster.
He was formally interviewed and added to the SCP-███, SCP-████, and SCP-████ research teams, respectively. Currently assigned to Area-08 as Archivist and the Memetics Sector floater crew.
Addeddum-719: I would like to point out that this man is dangerous, and not for evident reasons. In the three months he's been working for the SCP-████ team, he has breached through ten different memetic security agents, including two Memetic Gestalt Abrader and a Memetic Kill Agent, because he did not realize those were there. I will repeat it: he has gone through those and is still alive and mentally healthy. - Dr. █████████, Head Researcher for SCP-████.
Addendum-1178: After taking the Richter-Wiesenthal-Remington Test of memetic resistance, it has been determined that Dr. Reach suffers from Stage 2 Memetic Agnosia as part of a rare but well described reaction to the Class █ amnestics used in the SCP-1263 event that resulted in his recruitment. I'd recommend we let him know all the details of the S2MA Syndrome and offer him a transfer to the Memetics department of Area-08, since it's the only place he is going to be of any use to us (both as a specialist and an occasional study and test subject). - ████-██ Director ███ ███████
Addendum-████: Oh, my. I really should not have read all that, should I? Well, since I'm the one programming the autocensors, I hope you like your memes cold, mates. - Dr. Reach.
Addendum-████-B: Dr. Reach secured. Anti-psychotics prescribed. - Area-08 Medical Bay.
| Report Archived | Feedback | ACTUAL Feedback |
|---|---|---|
| SCP-179 | 1321 | 140 |
| SCP-1778 | 263 | 30 |
| SCP-2073 | 126 | 28 |
| SCP-4179 | 107 | 30 |
| SCP-2171 | 106 | 17 |
| SCP-3479 | 59 | 19 |
ACCESS RESTRICTED
The following documentation has been deemed LEVEL 4, and thus TOP SECRET to all unauthorized personnel.
| Report Archived | Feedback | ACTUAL Feedback |
|---|---|---|
| Sixteenth Wondertainment Donation | 115 | 10 |
| 5th Global Occult Coalition Donation | 85 | 2 |
| First CETRes Donation | 38 | 5 |
| Third Vesta Donation | 34 | 7 |
| Programme Laascaanood-1 | 31 | 6 |
Note: I still believe these are just bullshit, but just in case, call the GOC and ask them about that giant robot. - Dr. Reach
| Account Filed | Feedback | ACTUAL Feedback |
|---|---|---|
| Mission Statement | 257 | 38 |
| Manna | 64 | 2 |
| Sidelines' Sarabande | 38 | 5 |
| Who We Are | 37 | 5 |
| Who Are You? | 31 | 1 |
| Breaking It Down For Me | 28 | 2 |
| Cubes On A Slope | 27 | 1 |
| Breaking It All Down On Me | 24 | 1 |
| Bed, Breakfast, Plague | 23 | 1 |
| Greenery | 22 | 1 |
| Over The Bonfire | 20 | 0 |
Note: Agent F. Westinghouse must be captured as soon as possible. - Dr. Reach.
Note: I will point out that Dr. Reach does not have any power to decide capture operations of [REDACTED] - █████ ████████████
Note: You bloody [REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED] WITH THOSE PEOPLE? YOU'VE CAUSED THE DEATHS OF [REDACTED]
[AUTOCENSOR - COGNITIVE HAZARD 336-002-3, MIND-AFFECTING, MEMORY-AFFECTING, HoC TYPE; DATA EXPUNGED]
[REDACTED]
Seriously, █████. Get help or leave that fucking sect. - Dr. Reach.
Note: [DATA EXPUNGED] - █████ ████████████
Note: Well, that was uncalled for.
Mostly. - Dr. Reach
Due to his work as an Archivist and Researcher for the Foundation, Dr. Reach has participated in a series of contacts with the Manna Charitable Foundation; the resulting documentation, revised and signed by Dr. Halo, can be found here:
- Report "BAIG" 13/08/2007. - Bloody hell is this? We still don't have these animals in containment! - Reach.
- Report "LOP" 14/08/2007. - I'm never using [DATA EXPUNGED] to filter the mind of an Outside Intelligence again, no matter what mental handicaps-abilities I've got. EVER. - Reach.
- Report "BOH" 15/08/2007. - Note to self: figure out whether or not the WPhO actually hunts down these thi people. - Reach.
- Report "THF" 15/09/2007. - Oh God I'm an idiot. - Reach.
- Report "TABFAY-W" ██/██/2007. - Note to self: figure out whether or not the GOC has access to giant robots. - Note to note to self: You do know only we read these, right? Also, you're thinking about leaving a note to note to note to self. Don't and take your pills, you forgot and are getting mind jerks again. - Reach.
- Item designated "First Locke Donation." - Relation to 2084? Classified. Gotta talk to Pants. - Reach.
Incident Report:
The following transcript is classified Level 4 and is considered a breach of SCP-████.
Broadcast Begins
Reach: WELCOME TO THE DR REACH RADIO HOUR WITH DR REACH! COMING TO YOU LIVVEEEE FROM ████-██ CONTAINMENT BAY ██████! WE ARE EXCITED TO ALL BE HERE, AND ALL OF US ARE THRILLED TO BE INTERVIEWING NONE OTHER THAN DR. █████████.
Dr. █████████: How… how did you do that with your voice?
Reach: DO WHAT?
Dr. ████████████: Oh god. Oh god, my name… What's happening?
Reach: I HAVE NO IDEA. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Dr. ███████████████████████████████: Help me! HELP ME!
Reach: AND NOW, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Broadcast Ends
Since this time, Dr. Reach has exhibited no further examples of this phenomena, possibly thanks to a new course of anti-psychotics prescribed upon his arrival to Area-08. Dr. ████████████████████████████-██████████'██'████████-██████'s name has still not recovered. The '████-██ CB██ Radio Show' was cancelled immediately.
- Note: You know… I still think "he sounds dead inside" is the way people tell me I should try a radio star career. - Dr. Reach.
- Note: No, really, think about it! - Dr. Reach.
- Note: Know what? I met some very nice people overseas who will be more attentive to my roguish charm and good looks. So, there! - Dr. Reach.