J. Dune's Author Page
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In West Philadelphia born and raised
SCPD was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', chiropractin', all cool
And all eating whiz-witouts outside of the school
When a couple of drainsnakes who were up to no good
Started wielding death knives in my neighborhood
I didn't get on the front page and Plague got scared
He said, "You're going to Rockefeller's dentist chair"
- DysadronDysadron, 3/25/2021

Here are my articles, listed in order of creation. If you like one enough to make art, please let me know, and I'll post it below. It's generally a good idea to start reading my articles beginning with 5466. Everything before that really isn't worth it, trust me.

SCP-5035 [] [[The Freedman]]
Director, that thing is sitting in stasis thinking about all of the different ways it can kill us.

SCP-5061 [] [[A Toast To Elizabeth Connors, A Brilliant Actress]]
You know, I was getting used to not having strange men stare at me in my dressing room.

SCP-5076 [] [[Every Planet We Reach Is Dead]]
Sentient monkeys appear out of the sky and now fifteen-hundred people are missing? Oh, ape-man, you don't know the Foundation.

SCP-5093 [] [[Damnatio Memoriae]]
I guess you're D-Class too, doc.

SCP-5992 [] [[The Dionysus Pit]]
What exactly are we containing here?

SCP-5269 [] [[Exile]]
I don't have to think about her anymore.

SCP-5466 [] [[Death of the Creator]]
Contained. Imperfect. Finished. Complete

SCP-5104 [] [[Urgent Massage]]
'five red shapes'

SCP-5818 [] [[Frankenstein Burger King]]
Did I request thee, Maker, from my meat to mold me burger? Did I solicit thee from the kitchen to promote me?

SCP-5175 [] [[DEATH KNIFE]]
Prepare to be vanquished by DEATH KNIFE, bitches!
- a rewrite of an article by OpMateo8080OpMateo8080

SCP-5391 [] [[Anastasis]]
The Veil has been lifted. This is now a war on all fronts.

SCP-5437 [] [[A Beast Cast From Heaven]]
They see the number five, or a starfish, and they think you start talking nonsense, but that's not the case. It never really is.

SCP-5514 [] [[The Dragonslayer]]
This has allowed it to 'pataphysically mantle the mytheme of the character archetype "The Dragonslayer".
- a collaboration between stormbreathstormbreath, Ellie3Ellie3, chiifuchiifu, and myself

SCP-5119 [] [[Uncle Charlie's Toys and Games]]
I'm your Uncle Charlie, I have to know.

SCP-5124 [] [[playdo mous]]
playdo mous

SCP-3651 [] [[Chalk Children]]
There are wonderful things happening outside.

SCP-5787 [] [[Bad Things Happen in Philadelphia]]
I wash ye with the blessing of the Wit Witout, the universal scales tip ever so even. Fucking whatever.
- a collab with PlaguePJPPlaguePJP

SCP-6345 [] [[Huesos Malos ("Bad Bones")]]
I'm the realest motherfucker in professional wrestling, and I'm a goddamn skeleton!

SCP-5673 [] [[A Forest For Ourselves]]
Over the next two minutes, SCP-5673-A will wither, its body reduced into a hot ash.

SCP-5813 [] [[Mr. President II]]
As far as the ASCI can determine, no person by the name of 'Millard Fillmore' existed prior to July 9th 1850,

SCP-5798 [] [[An Interview With The Drain Snake]]
What would you know about anything? You're a fucking drain-snake!

SCP-5527 [] [[At The Bottom]]
A loud noise is heard from the basement, and the character of the Cat in the Hat emerges from the cellar door.

SCP-5648 [] [[DOCTOR ROCKEFELLER (ALWAYS WITH TEETH)]]
DOCTOR ROCKEFELLER (ALWAYS WITH TEETH)

SCP-5697 [] [[Don Cavatelli]]
When you're… made of what I am, and I ain't talkin' bout the spaghetti, you could use a little human interaction.

SCP-6003 [] [[Beacon]]
A towering monolith, jutting into the sky like the base of a great tree.
- a collab with PlaguePJPPlaguePJP and AnActualCrowAnActualCrow

SCP-6599 [] [[HOGSLICE]]
DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL ANY OF YOU ARE SAYING BECAUSE I ONLY SPEAK AMERICAN BUT IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH OF A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER MY HERCULES BEETLE IS.
- a collab with PlaguePJPPlaguePJP

SCP-6062 [] [[King Ratthew Splondis XVIII, Bearer of Pestilence and Lord of All Rodents]]
I am a rat! A rat!

SCP-6598 [] [[Flippant]]
Note: SCP-6598 was noted to have landed with unusual force.
- a collab with PlaguePJPPlaguePJP, HarryBlankHarryBlank, and CremoCremo

SCP-6102 [] [[Small Organism, No Function]]
Failure. Cranium lacks chip port. Soul lacks compatibility.

SCP-6373 [] [[Stage Blight]]
Performance is entirely indecipherable.

SCP-6224 [] [[Oh My God, Asuka Evangelion!]]
Asuka says that if you transfer me, she'll stop being my friend.




Art:

SCP-5992- The Dionysus Pit

by CuriousReaderCuriousReader



SCP-5466- Death of the Creator

by etoisleetoisle



Dr. Jay Dune

by daviiiddaviiid



SCP-5345- Huesos Malos ("Bad Bones") FEAT. SCP-3988 - Napoleon Bonyparts, Skeleton Superstar

by PlaguePJPPlaguePJP



SCP-5818- Frankenstein Burger King

by H0dariH0dari, as a part of the 2020 Holiday Art Exchange!



SCP-5175- DEATH KNIFE

by ORIGAMI_TRASH_MAN



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