Dr. Cimmerian's Personnel File

 

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F.A.Q.

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Don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them.

Name: Jeremiah Cimmerian

Security Clearance: 4

Current Assignment: Ethics Committee Liaison

Position: Member of the Ethics Committee

Former Postings: Site-88, Site-19.

Current Location: Site-17.

Personal Workspace: Dr. Cimmerian's Office on Floor 3, Section C, of Site-17.

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Ethics Committee Document On Politics in the Workplace

Ethics Review	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
The SCP Wiki Is About Politics. And So Are You.	163	87	29 Oct 2025 09:43	10 Jan 2026 11:36

Containment Procedure Reviews

Ethics Reviews	Also Known As	Rating	Co-Authors	Created	Last Comment
SCP-9200	Unbroken None	143	Unbroken None	20 Sep 2025 03:59	04 Feb 2026 19:08
SCP-8513	Without Parole None	368	Without Parole None	07 Jul 2025 11:20	08 May 2026 20:55
Dr. Cimmerian's Proposal	Ethical Considerations None	163	Ethical Considerations None	29 Oct 2023 14:49	03 Sep 2025 04:16
SCP-7342	To The Makers of Reese's Puffs None	152	To The Makers of Reese's Puffs None	21 Aug 2023 12:01	17 Aug 2024 22:45
SCP-5257	A Crappy Idea EmotionalEntropy	221	A Crappy Idea EmotionalEntropy	19 May 2023 07:20	18 Sep 2025 18:43
SCP-7213	And I Feel Fine Emotional Entropy and Billith	159	And I Feel Fine Emotional Entropy and Billith	12 Feb 2023 06:05	07 Mar 2023 22:22
SCP-7113	C Is For Closers None	151	C Is For Closers None	04 Oct 2022 07:58	24 Aug 2025 10:39
SCP-7700	Dr. Cimmerian Almost Goes Out On A Limb None	388	Dr. Cimmerian Almost Goes Out On A Limb None	25 Jul 2022 05:16	19 Feb 2025 21:47
SCP-6613	Period Drama None	150	Period Drama None	29 May 2022 20:26	18 Jun 2024 16:16
UIU-6413	Another Lonely Night With Me None	95	Another Lonely Night With Me None	22 Apr 2022 17:22	21 Feb 2026 18:26
SCP-6313	Thyme Is A Flat Circle None	115	Thyme Is A Flat Circle None	06 Sep 2021 16:50	16 Feb 2022 21:14
SCP-5113	Chairman Meow and the Woof Tang Clan None	407	Chairman Meow and the Woof Tang Clan None	09 Feb 2020 21:13	19 May 2026 19:33
SCP-4613	Edward James Almost None	163	Edward James Almost None	15 Aug 2019 10:54	18 Sep 2022 03:40
SCP-6132-J	Terrain Fumble None	178	Terrain Fumble None	13 Oct 2018 22:31	19 Nov 2024 02:47
SCP-4113	Long is the Way You Must Wander None	140	Long is the Way You Must Wander None	25 Aug 2018 22:39	04 Jul 2024 05:08
SCP-2008	…but blood must sometimes be spilled… The Great Hippo	212	…but blood must sometimes be spilled… The Great Hippo	01 Jul 2018 00:58	03 May 2025 05:23
SCP-3316	The Grand Spectacle None	235	The Grand Spectacle None	04 May 2018 21:15	24 Oct 2022 07:16
SCP-3208	YKHN djkaktus	218	YKHN djkaktus	14 Apr 2018 01:23	23 Oct 2023 05:02
SCP-3244	Mountain Dew: Code Red None	126	Mountain Dew: Code Red None	11 Mar 2018 06:03	23 Apr 2022 06:13
SCP-3213	F*ck Off Carl None	946	F*ck Off Carl None	19 Feb 2018 14:05	22 Apr 2026 01:47
SCP-0002-J	Toilet Humor None	260	Toilet Humor None	06 Feb 2018 15:24	27 Jul 2022 18:01
SCP-2621	Knocking On Heaven's Door None	181	Knocking On Heaven's Door None	23 Jan 2018 04:37	01 Apr 2026 11:06
SCP-3613	Things You People Wouldn't Believe None	175	Things You People Wouldn't Believe None	07 Oct 2017 06:30	11 Jun 2022 08:07
SCP-3913	Keep On Trucking None	72	Keep On Trucking None	05 Sep 2017 19:51	09 Jul 2021 03:44
SCP-3313	Poor Richard None	169	Poor Richard None	26 Jul 2017 00:10	19 Aug 2025 18:00
Cimmerian-Kaktus Proposal	The Broke God djkaktus	1077	The Broke God djkaktus	02 May 2017 08:26	15 May 2026 23:20
SCP-2632	No Fury None	348	No Fury None	09 Oct 2016 02:11	05 May 2026 16:32
SCP-1075	The Forest Normally Known As Vince None	241	The Forest Normally Known As Vince None	11 Dec 2015 03:17	11 Aug 2024 06:12
SCP-245	SCP-RPG None	819	SCP-RPG None	15 Nov 2015 05:18	18 May 2026 18:23
SCP-2290	It's Fine. Decibelle	121	It's Fine. Decibelle	08 Sep 2015 02:08	23 Feb 2018 21:44
SCP-2218	If I Only Had A Brain None	133	If I Only Had A Brain None	01 Sep 2015 02:44	06 Jul 2017 08:29
SCP-2623	Distance None	130	Distance None	31 Jul 2015 04:51	15 Nov 2015 05:35
SCP-2986	Outside The Box faminepulse	146	Outside The Box faminepulse	13 Jul 2015 20:52	05 Aug 2025 15:35
SCP-2987	Invictus None	418	Invictus None	23 Jun 2015 03:27	10 Jan 2023 08:35
SCP-2251	The Prince None	279	The Prince None	04 Apr 2015 00:09	23 Dec 2023 00:11
SCP-2343	How I Got To Memphis None	622	How I Got To Memphis None	17 Feb 2015 06:03	25 Apr 2026 19:51
SCP-2813	Ghost Ship Von Pincier	160	Ghost Ship Von Pincier	06 Feb 2015 00:48	24 Dec 2025 21:36
SCP-2513	Also, Carthage Must Be Destroyed Blarghalt	421	Also, Carthage Must Be Destroyed Blarghalt	11 Jan 2015 05:13	14 Apr 2026 04:42
SCP-2413	Critical Thinking None	187	Critical Thinking None	31 Dec 2014 01:00	16 May 2024 00:56
SCP-2213	Cat People None	254	Cat People None	09 Dec 2014 23:50	07 Dec 2024 20:03
SCP-2131	Antipope None	212	Antipope None	09 Nov 2014 14:46	20 Feb 2025 10:42
SCP-649-2568-J	Technicolor Geography None	426	Technicolor Geography None	02 Nov 2014 03:55	09 Apr 2024 07:18
SCP-2065	Empty Inside None	133	Empty Inside None	15 Oct 2014 00:14	23 Sep 2021 18:34
SCP-2713	Exotic Stars None	264	Exotic Stars None	09 Oct 2014 01:25	23 Dec 2025 21:22
SCP-2613	The Fallen None	97	The Fallen None	19 Sep 2014 18:52	17 Dec 2025 10:39
SCP-2913	A Total Ripoff None	346	A Total Ripoff None	23 Aug 2014 14:16	04 Dec 2019 16:46
SCP-2313	Sensory Deprivation None	87	Sensory Deprivation None	14 Aug 2014 20:25	08 Sep 2021 08:00

Most Recent Collaborative Review

Collaborative Reviews	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
SCP-8888	398	76	16 Feb 2024 04:47	05 Jun 2026 00:20

Collaborative Review with Dr. Paroxysm

Collaborative Reviews	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
SCP-2047	359	49	01 Oct 2014 21:59	24 Sep 2021 05:31

Collaborative Review with Researcher Ralph Roget

Collaborative Reviews	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
SCP-2281	173	23	26 Jan 2015 03:40	09 Jul 2021 19:30

Collaborative Review with Dr. Atlas

Collaborative Reviews	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
SCP-2706	144	40	05 Jun 2015 16:23	27 Jan 2026 17:54

Collaborative Review with Dr. Aktus

Collaborative Reviews	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
SCP-3813	230	100	02 Jan 2018 04:27	20 Dec 2025 12:49

Collaborative Review with Jr. Researcher Crocket

Collaborative Reviews	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
SCP-3947	85	33	24 Jul 2018 23:10	02 Mar 2021 20:58

Collaborative Review with Jr. Researcher Kleiner

Collaborative Reviews	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
SCP-4213	310	43	18 Feb 2019 01:30	17 Jun 2025 19:53

Records

Records Created	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
The Ending Is There Is No Ending	82	11	24 Apr 2026 10:58	07 May 2026 11:45
Everything in Its Right Place	21	2	01 Jan 2026 22:49	04 Jan 2026 14:04
Sorry Mom - The Mob Has Spoken.	94	15	14 Mar 2025 03:49	18 Apr 2025 03:46
Pattern Recognition	44	7	13 Sep 2024 00:14	13 Jun 2025 04:35
The Previous Segment Was Brought to You by a Grant from the Wondertainment Holiday Fund and by Viewers Like You	53	3	09 Jan 2024 11:19	25 Jan 2024 16:04
Perfect	43	4	09 Jan 2023 17:47	06 Mar 2023 19:41
Don't	54	7	02 Jan 2023 16:49	04 Jan 2023 19:19
There are loved ones in the glory whose dear forms you often miss.	66	3	15 Nov 2022 12:53	01 Mar 2023 16:19
He walked a crooked mile.	80	6	13 Jun 2022 13:02	18 Mar 2023 23:23
falling as I am - still I miss the ground	84	8	07 Jun 2022 16:44	11 Jun 2022 03:56
Dr. Cimmerian's Recovery Log	64	8	11 Apr 2022 05:13	10 Jun 2026 00:27
The Dangers of Data Management in the 21st century	46	5	02 Feb 2022 02:37	15 Feb 2022 02:55
That Ever Moving Line Between Day and Night	30	2	20 Jan 2022 13:05	10 Nov 2022 12:08
The Three Distinct Deaths of Dr. Cimmerian	68	6	26 Nov 2021 14:18	20 Jan 2022 08:47
Kill Nothing But Time	96	13	25 Oct 2021 11:20	03 Dec 2021 16:58
Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground.	45	6	16 Mar 2020 03:21	30 Oct 2025 07:58
The Inevitable End of All but Me	139	8	03 Feb 2020 09:55	26 May 2025 20:46
The Weight	56	6	16 Jan 2020 12:44	12 Aug 2023 05:33
In my eyes, indisposed. In disguises no one knows. Hides the face, lies the snake. The sun in my disgrace	158	21	04 Jan 2020 21:37	13 Sep 2024 04:34
How Dr. Clef Got Into My Santa Claus Pants I'll Never Know	114	6	26 Dec 2019 22:01	31 Dec 2019 10:21
A Special Holiday Message From SCP-999	84	23	18 Dec 2019 21:48	30 Nov 2023 19:43
There is comfort in not seeing. There is bliss in not knowing.	100	11	12 Nov 2019 22:13	09 Apr 2026 08:55
And to this day, she still can't breathe.	76	4	10 Nov 2019 10:29	12 Nov 2019 02:54
May The Sun Never Set On The British Empire	384	28	19 Oct 2019 09:41	13 Dec 2024 19:48
The blunders are all there on the board, waiting to be made.	45	7	19 Sep 2019 16:21	24 Sep 2019 05:19
I've finally decided my future lies beyond the yellow brick road	44	2	01 Sep 2019 05:30	06 Nov 2021 21:44
They did not listen. They did not know how. Perhaps they'll listen now?	77	6	22 Aug 2019 13:39	04 Nov 2023 14:43
Ashes. Ashes. We All Fall Down	52	5	21 Aug 2019 11:55	19 Dec 2021 00:14
Peanut Butter Crunch	49	7	24 Jul 2019 19:08	18 Aug 2019 13:43
Tell Me All Your Thoughts On God	55	12	22 Jul 2019 21:51	11 Sep 2025 23:24
The Horrors Of An Unclean Bowl	45	7	21 Jun 2019 21:09	06 Mar 2026 18:01
They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose, nor spake, nor moved their eyes.	42	3	27 May 2019 21:27	23 Jun 2024 19:44
Everything Can Change in the Blink of an Eye	53	2	21 May 2019 15:37	21 May 2019 15:47
The Melody Is Familiar To Anyone Who Was There When It First Started	50	5	19 May 2019 15:57	03 Apr 2023 07:09
Come Together. Right Now. Over me.	58	3	11 Apr 2019 21:56	03 Apr 2023 07:00
An ending is only tragic if there is no one left to appreciate the beauty that came before.	73	3	27 Mar 2019 23:31	28 Mar 2019 13:25
Snap. Crackle. Pop.	124	8	19 Mar 2019 10:32	13 Jan 2020 20:10
They Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn With A Target Painted On It	144	7	08 Mar 2019 13:43	06 Mar 2026 16:07
A Slice of Life For a Man Completely Uncomfortable With Slices, Life, and People.	53	2	28 Feb 2019 12:04	28 Feb 2019 13:46
Orientation for the Pastaphysics Department	387	26	27 Jan 2019 14:59	09 Nov 2024 00:14
Wipe that golden tear from your mother dear, and raise what's left of the flag for me	52	9	02 Jan 2019 20:59	04 Nov 2022 06:08
01110101 01101110 01100010 01110010 01101111 01101011 01100101 01101110	201	8	30 Dec 2018 14:06	08 Feb 2022 05:37
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.	92	20	14 Dec 2018 21:35	11 Jan 2019 09:52
There in the starless dark, with vast wings across the canceled skies; the sudden blackness of nothing at all.	78	8	15 Nov 2018 17:08	23 Nov 2018 21:09
Consequences and Collarbones	196	45	31 Oct 2018 11:53	06 Mar 2026 15:51
Dr. Cimmerian Is No Longer Allowed To Use Temporal Anomalies In Order To Travel Back in Time So He Can Kill Hitler	709	39	18 Oct 2018 11:40	29 May 2026 05:48
Mugging the Monster	83	6	01 Oct 2018 01:12	02 Oct 2018 03:21
Casting His Shadow, Weaving His Spell	40	5	15 Sep 2018 23:44	02 May 2024 14:54
The Wisdom To Know The Difference	49	5	30 Jul 2018 22:13	01 Jan 2020 09:03
Video Killed The Radio Star	168	40	27 Jun 2018 21:56	31 Jul 2021 08:59
Electronic Data	126	17	23 May 2018 04:38	02 Apr 2025 02:45
So You Can Live In the Light	237	23	18 Apr 2018 02:51	30 Nov 2019 22:47
'Brian Brayer Brand Pocket Vacations' (CM3SP/OPK97/8AM2Y)	198	32	19 Feb 2018 03:24	30 Mar 2018 03:05
Five years	69	7	18 Feb 2018 02:13	10 Oct 2019 02:46
If You Have a Minute Why Don't We Go Talk About it Somewhere Only We Know	24	5	30 Dec 2017 08:13	03 Jan 2018 12:00
Also This All Happened On The Same Day, So I Don't Know Why He Said It Like That.	45	15	24 Dec 2017 22:10	27 Jan 2024 06:54
Four Stories Told in Order to Mislead a Sentient Severed Hand That Just Wanted to Ask a Goddamn Personal Question for Once	110	12	18 Nov 2017 19:50	04 Mar 2023 07:02
Getting Into Treble	132	9	09 Oct 2017 12:58	07 Sep 2021 03:55
Now Hollow Fires Burn Out To Black And Lights Are Guttering Low	185	14	19 Jan 2017 20:23	09 Feb 2021 20:13
In The Dark	30	6	01 Nov 2016 02:51	02 Sep 2020 00:31
Typo Positive	25	8	02 May 2016 23:50	16 May 2016 07:21
Come Back Kid	89	22	25 Feb 2016 00:40	12 Jan 2024 09:23
'Rogue AI' (NVEO4/YVN3E/PN6UG)	293	38	10 Feb 2016 19:38	24 Jun 2025 01:08
Audio Log From December 24th, 2010	85	22	02 Dec 2015 21:25	17 Mar 2018 07:27
Monophobia	31	10	28 Jun 2015 23:32	14 Feb 2016 05:57
Lending a Hand	227	11	26 Apr 2015 23:39	24 Sep 2015 11:52
The Watchtower	59	4	06 Mar 2015 19:21	01 Feb 2019 03:05
All Along	56	10	26 Feb 2015 02:50	22 Dec 2025 20:30
Take On Me	50	10	01 Feb 2015 20:19	16 May 2017 13:44
The Night Before REDACTED	67	9	22 Dec 2014 16:02	20 Dec 2021 04:08
The North Pole	60	6	21 Dec 2014 10:58	14 Feb 2021 00:38
Who You Gonna Call?	31	14	22 Nov 2014 05:00	08 Dec 2014 07:35
That'll Do Pig. That'll Do.	65	5	28 Oct 2014 04:10	14 Feb 2021 15:54
The Art of Coping with Anomalies in the Gulf Region	58	6	10 Oct 2014 02:09	11 Feb 2021 16:15
Sex, Success, and Targeted Advertising	111	15	04 Oct 2014 00:15	11 Feb 2021 16:02
The One Thousand Deaths of Pastor Lewis Robinson: The Ethics of Repeatedly Drowning Baptists	90	11	25 Sep 2014 20:09	10 Oct 2022 20:52

Secondary Records

Records Created	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
SCP Vs. Series	107	8	22 Apr 2019 17:52	26 Mar 2025 23:10
Aces And Eights	197	26	04 Dec 2018 11:37	15 Oct 2020 18:24
The SCP Foundation Podcast Hub	81	8	02 Oct 2017 23:21	26 Dec 2017 16:54
Cimmerian's Workbench	14	2	26 Jul 2017 09:32	25 Jan 2018 20:11
Secure Facility Dossier: Containment Site-88	151	9	04 Nov 2016 19:23	05 Jul 2019 14:05
SCP-245-1-A	256	20	15 Nov 2015 05:23	22 Mar 2023 19:40
SCP 2413 - Decontamination Document	138	10	31 Dec 2014 01:03	17 Sep 2016 04:42
SCP-2213: Automated Systems Success	155	4	09 Dec 2014 23:52	21 May 2015 14:10
Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer Hub	49	16	18 Oct 2014 16:27	20 Mar 2016 12:10
Dr. Cimmerian's Personnel File	77	19	20 Sep 2014 23:37	23 Dec 2021 23:14

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