Dr. Balthazaar's Personnel File
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Name: Dr.Balthazaar H. Ackerman

Security Clearance: Level 2

Status: Active

Position: Carnivorous anomaly specialist

Current Location: Has offices in Sites 40 and 27

Dr.Balthazaar joined the Foundation several years ago following a career in zoology in his native Australia, and quickly went on to earn a reputation for being a reckless individual fascinated with anomalous wildlife. There are multiple documented cases showing Dr. Balthazaar bodily tackling such anomalies in the efforts of relocating them to containment suites for further study. He has a marked tendency towards supporting the Ethics Committee, and towards empathising with animalistic anomalies. Enthusiastic and boisterous, Dr. Balthazaar has cordial professional and personal relationships with most of his coworkers. In his spare time, Dr. Balthazaar enjoys photography, surfing, shooting, eating, wildlife documentaries, weightlifting and visiting zoos. He is a dedicated Essendon Football Club supporter, and has received 40 reprimands for reckless behaviour regarding animalistic anomalies. These have generally not been followed up on due to his uncommon intuition and connection with wildlife both anomalous and mundane.

Warning, anomaly detected. This individual may be effected by the hammerhead anomaly. should this researchers identification picture not feature a beard, please proceed to shelter while fireteams are alerted.


  • First Aid Certification III
  • Firearms Certification I
  • Zoology Masters Degree
  • Bachelors Science Degree (Biology)
  • Certificate IV: Cryptozoological husbandry.


  • Site 40 employee of the month, May 2017
  • 3rd place, Site 40 power lifting meet 2018
  • Bravery commendation
  • Foundation Medal of Secrecy, for successfully maintaining the veil of secrecy from close family members for greater than 3 years


  • Reckless behaviour: 40 counts
  • Failure to report to work station in a timely manner: 27 counts
  • Unprofessional workplace conduct (Placed "whoopee cushions" under the seats of 8 co-workers
  • Posting a false notice within digital and physical copies of SCP-1364's files. this notice read "Harmful testing on SCP-1364 has been banned by Dr Balthazaar, and is punishable by me breaking your fucking jaw."

Marital Status Missive:
Married to one Felicia B Ackerman, a veterinarian unaware of the Foundation, believing Dr. Balthazaar to be a zoological researcher. Any events including staff family members are to adhere to cover story 23-H.

NOTE: Can we not refer to the carnivorous anomalies as monsters? Really most of them are just misunderstood animals. Sure, 682 has a bit of a temper, but I'm sure this is perfectly natural for its species. Crikey, it's like you don't understand him (her?) at all. I mean, I don't either, but I might be right maybe.
Dr. Balthazaar Ackerman.

SCP Documents Researched

  1. SCP-2467 A Sum Greater Than Its Parts
  2. SCP-3019 Soylent Nursery
  3. SCP-4159 Oh God Something Touched My Leg
  4. SCP-4924 Tunnel Revenant
  5. SCP-4715 A Demon Born of War (Rewrite)
  6. SCP-5007 Bass Strait
  7. SCP-4564 Butthole Surfers
  8. SCP-6004 The Rainbow Serpent
  9. SCP-7776 The UnWell
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