Doctor Alan Cosmo Pipistrello's File

NOTICE This personnel file has been locked from editing due to signs of 'pataphysical tampering.

Name: Doctor Alan Cosmo Pipistrello

Age: 32

Foundation Positions: Department of Multiversal History (Board of Senior Researchers), Department of Liaisons (Serpent's Hand division Board of Command), Department of Levity (Consultant)

Clearance Level: 4

Prior Education: Deer College (Doctorate of Universal Chronology, minor degree in English)

Selected Bibliography

Anomaly Documentation:

English:

SCP-2352, A Sorta-Dead Vlogger and Their Clingy Extradimensional Fan (based off of preliminary draft by Rejekyll; part of Creative Destruction) Uploaded 09 Nov 2016
- CN, JP, & RU translations
SCP-5042, The Not-So-Funny Pages (part of Creative Destruction) Uploaded 28 Feb 2020
- CN and JP translations
SCP-5984, WAN Shall Stand (Entered as part of the 144 Hour Jamcon) Uploaded 14 Mar 2020
- CN, ES, JP, RU, and VN translations
SCP-6874, Fallen Idol (part of Continuation of Peace, Corpse Corpus, and Creative Destruction) Uploaded 15 Nov 2023
- CN, JP, and ZH translations
SCP-7061, Whisker's Revenge (made for the 2022 Holiday Art Exchange, for LAN 2D) Uploaded 28 Dec 2022
- CN translation
SCP-7507, Tragic Dimension Hoper (part of Yggdrasil's Surveyor) Uploaded 03 Aug 2023
PPC-8068, Don't let any earthly calamities/Knock your dreamer and your hoping machine (Holiday Art Exchange 2024 gift from Uncle Nicolini, refined and expanded by myself; part of Mundus, Liberari) Uploaded 07 Jan 2025
- JP translation
SCP-8103, Dragostea Din Tea Uploaded 12 Feb 2025
SCP-8283, Carefully, With Tiptoe Stealing uploaded 13 Sep 2025
SCP-8507, You Must be This Tall… To Die! (audio assistance by aaleaf; part of Creative Destruction) Uploaded 06 Jul 2024
VNP-8581, Double Exposure (Paracon 2023 prize for Tsercele; part of No Return Vanguard and The Eternal MxTape) Uploaded 14 Jan 2025
SCP-8791, Walk Like An Egyptian (Holiday Art Exchange 2024 gift for Deadcanons) Uploaded 28 Dec 2024
SCP-9507-D - Scoot the Burbs
SCP-81299-EX-J, Biological Time Travel (joke) uploaded 29 Aug 2025
- CN translation

Translated::

SCP-CN-3320, Step Parents (original author Mahashi Kazuhiro) Uploaded 10 Sep 2024
SCP-ES-185, Space Swallow (original author Daman_1985 Uploaded 27 Mar 2020 (SCP-INT), 26 Jul 2023 (SCP-EN)
SCP-ES-243, The Midnight Machine (original author Agente Shuffle) Uploaded 19 Nov 2023
SCP-1741-JP, Memetic contamination, seen from above or below? (original author indonootoko; cotranslated by Maxyfran73) Uploaded 26 Sep 2023
SCP-2015-JP, Falling Dreams (original authors Okaka_Onigiri and solvex; cotranslated by Maxyfran73) Uploaded 18 Aug 2023
SCP-3324-JP, Director (original author KABOOM1103; co-translated by Maxyfran73; part of Corpse Corpus) Uploaded 17 Sep 2023
SCP-3423-JP, An Uncomplicated Suicide (original author KABOOM1103; co-translated by Maxyfran73; part of Corpse Corpus and Department of Miscommunications) Uploaded 19 Sep 2023
SCP-3682-JP, "き/Ki" is for "兆/Sign" (original author Karathh; co-translated by Maxyfran73; part of SCP-JP's Iroha anthology and But a Dream Uploaded 06 Sep 2024
SCP-PL-207, Daily Prophet (original author Calamari_Knight; part of Black Sky) Uploaded 25 Jul 2023
SCP-ZH-981 The Good Daughter-in-Law (original author AbyssDream; part of Corpse Corpus) Uploaded 16 Nov 2023

Narrative Documentation:

A Day in Phil's Life (part of On Guard 43) Originally written 30 May 2024 for SCP Un[REDACTED]; uploaded to mainsite 21 Oct 2025
Agent Hopper in... The Offshoot (co-authored by aaleaf; part of Yggdrasil's Surveyor and The Offshoot) Uploaded 18 Oct 2023
And Now, Our Feature Presentation... (orientation; entry in DEPARTMENT-CON 2022; part of Creative Destruction) Uploaded 02 Mar 2022
- JP Translation
Cómo Fue (Holiday Art Exchange 2024 bonus gift for Uncle Nicolini; part of Daybreak) Uploaded 28 Dec 2024
Doctor Isabel Helga Anastasia Parvati Wondertainment V, PhD Attempts to Brainstorm (Part of Creative Destruction) Uploaded 29 Nov 2025
How The Time Pervert Stole Christmas (Holiday Art Exchange 2024 bonus gift for LORDXVNV; part of the Time Perverse) uploaded 28 Dec 2024
I went to Hong Shing, and All I Got Was This Radioactive Crystal (Holiday Exchange 2023 gift for MasterTman2; part of Broken Masquerade and Kong, Shing, Gong) Uploaded 28 Dec 2023
- CN, PT-BR, and VN translations
Inverse Precognition (2022 Holiday Art Exchange gift for Trintavon) Uploaded 28 Dec 2022
- CN Translation
LEAKED SKIPPER DOCUMENTS (WTF) (THIS GOES DEEP) (Site Dossier/tale; part of Creative Destruction) Uploaded 19 November 2025
Nantucket (Poetry; part of Yggdrasil's Surveyor) uploaded 07 Aug 2023
One More Tomorrow (megacollab; co-authored by BitOddInnit, Cathy Autumn, Danielthemaniel, deathik, Diogene_s, Dino--Draws, DoctorLilithSophia, Ethagon, Anonymous, Jasiu06, Kothardarastrix, Lemonsense, LittlePengwy, MasterTman2, Miss Lapis, psychicprogrammer, Ralliston, Stealth000, SynthPanda_, Tyumen, UNCGriffin, Uncle Nicolini, WarriorofChaos, and YardBirdMe; part of 8,000 Dead Rats/From 120's Archives and No Return Vanguard) uploaded 29 May 2024
Patris Et Filia (part of Mundus, Liberari) uploaded 18 Aug 2024
Reviver (part of Broken Masquerade) originally written in 2016; revised to fit the Foundationverse and uploaded 06 Oct 2023
- PT-BR translation
Snippets of an Unveiled World (co-authored by Westrin, Lt Flops, IFBench, and Deadly Bread; part of Yggdrasil's Surveyor and Broken Masquerade; collaborative page) Uploaded 01 Feb 2020
- CN, ES, IT, JP, and PT-BR translations
Terminal (part of Forgotten Memories) Originally written 28 May 2024 for SCP Un[REDACTED]; uploaded to mainsite 26 October 2025
Termites uploaded 24 Aug 2025
- VN translation
When I Was A Child, I Had A Fever (poetry; part of Yggdrasil's Surveyor) uploaded 19 Jul 2023
When The Brass Played (poetry; 2021 Holiday Art Exchange gift for Elenee FishTruck) uploaded 28 Dec 2021

GOI Documentation:
English:

The Gardeners of the Orchard (Serpent's Hand; part of Yggdrasil's Surveyor) Uploaded 23 Jul 2023
Grabnok The Destroyer (Serpent's Hand; entry in Remixcon 2023; part of Yggdrasil's Surveyor) uploaded 20 Aug 2023
JensenAleph (Parawatch; part of Creative Destruction) Uploaded 02 Mar 2023
Parawatch Intro Thread (Parawatch; orientation; draft swap with Uncle Nicolini) Uploaded 01 Feb 2021
- CN translation
The Magic Circle Hijacking (Parawatch; supplementary media created by Tape_w0rm; re-written by Queerious; part of Eventyr original uploaded ~July 2023; rewrite uploaded 05 May 2024
- CN translation
Parawatch Lost Media: The Lost Creepypastas of Gungelover (Parawatch, part of Creative Destruction) Anonymously uploaded 11 July 2025; deanonymized 27 October 2025
The Razing of the Library (Black Queen; part of Mundus, Liberari and Yggdrasil's Surveyor) uploaded 27 Sep 2023
Re: KTO-0001-Bellfather "Overwatch Council" (2020 Holiday Art Exchange gift for Raptie; part of Mundus, Liberari) uploaded 29 Dec 2020
- CN, IT, and JP translations
Tales From Parawatch: Welcome to the Internet, Have a Look Around (Parawatch; co-authored by Fishish, LORDXVNV, and Dr0Shadow; collaborative page) uploaded 27 Oct 2021
- CN translation
The Escape Artist of Saint Christopher's (Parawatch: part of Yggdrasil's Surveyor) uploaded 08 Aug 2023
- JP translation
The Ironclad Fae (Serpent's Hand; part of From 120's Archives and [[[Yggdrasil's Surveyor) uploaded 21 Sep 2023
Today I Fucked Up by getting a book from the Library (Parawatch; 2019 Holiday Art Exchange gift for Naepic) uploaded 28 Dec 2019
- CN, CS, ES, and RU translations

Translated::

Bread &... (Parawatch; original author Transcend_man; co-translated by Maxyfran73) Uploaded 05 Aug 2023
Critter Profile: Shigastan! (Wilson's Wildlife Solutions; original author stengan774; co-translated by Maxyfran73; part of Manhattan Crisis/1998) Uploaded 11 Aug 2023

Informational Hubs:
English:

Doctor Alan Cosmo Pipistrello's File (author page) uploaded 04 Mar 2018; moved 29 Sep 2025
Mundus, Liberari Hub (open series hub) uploaded 07 Jan 2022
- CN, JP, and KO translations
Yggdrasil's Surveyor Hub (open series hub) uploaded 29 Jan 2021
- JP and KO translations
Creative Destruction Hub (Open series hub) uploaded 20 November 2025

Translated::

Manhattan Crisis Hub (open series hub; original authors Dr_Kasugai, O-92_Mallet, islandsmaster, stengan774, karkaroff, and FattyAcid; co-translated by Maxyfran73; part of 1998 Uploaded 9 Aug 2023 (SCP-INT), 17 Sep 2023 (SCP-EN)
Corpse Corpus Hub (open series hub; original author KABOOM1103; co-translated by Maxyfran73) uploaded 14 Nov 2023