Doctor Fullham

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"Doctor Fullham's Author Page" by: Doctor Fullham

♫ Doctor Fullham's Author Page ♫


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ALRIGHT FUCKERS I HOPE Y'ALL READY

CUZ WE ABOUT TO GO FULL HAM

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IN

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BINCH

Hey yo, it's ya boi Fullham. You can also call me Full-of-it, Hammy, DJ Hamhands, Hamsterdance…..call me whatever as long as it's not ████████ lmao 🤣💯 💦

MEAT the Author! AHAHAHAHAHA GET IT???!

A Cool Collection of Quirky Quotes, Fully Hammed!

Oh, not interesting enough for you? Fine, jeez.

THIS IS SHIT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT ME

Quikngruvn said "Ooooh, I see, Fullham. That both makes more sense and less sense."

JakdragonX said "The ham, the homeslice, the delectable legend."

Hexick said "You're so cool everyone wants you at Sunday dinner."

MalyceGraves said "A heart o' gold with a fine set of pipes."

Calibold said "Full is an 8/10 person. Doesn't smell awful, wears glasses, but isn't a wizard."

Tropinano said "One time I walked into the site19 and there stood Fullham in the biggest fucking hat you've ever seen. I was in shock and said 'where did you get that hat' but was quickly hushed as DrFullham stared at me, looked around hastily and vanished."

Proasek said "The more I read from Fullham the more I want die."

cybersqyd said "Doctor Fullham is, despite my strongest protests, an author."

WhiteGuard said "DrFullham: I would hate and love you at the same time for that."

Sonderance said "DrFullham hastened my descent into weebdom, and for that he will never be forgiven. He also gives pretty good crit."

Marcelles_Raynes said "You make me regret learning how to read sometimes."

ghosteater said "I'm gonna fuckin headbutt you."

The_Spider_Queen said "Fullham is definitely a ham. Not a very good one, but at least edible."

HarryBlank said "I didn't know you can get an authorpage by titling other people's stuff."

Cyvstvi13 does not match any existing user name said "You're alright."

Oboebandgeek99 said "I get sea captain vibes from you. Or like, mad sea captain crossed with eldritch horror. But like a nice eldritch horror."

DrKens said "DrFullham is a raccoon slut, like me."

ThatDudeOverThere said "imma quote you in the future."

HarryBlank said "Getting beaten to a pun by Fullham is like getting beaten to launching a satellite by the Moon."

BattleblockB0ss said "DrFullham is exactly what he says: no more or less than a single entire ham. If nothing else can be said for him, he's honest."

Purplayoss said "menadrs a hav skav escoost?"

Oh, not interesting enough for you? Fine, jeez.

A Hamtastic Harem of Holy Hogwash aka my writing!

Wow you don't even want to read my stuff, why'd you even come here then?

SCP-3608: "PTSD: Post-Traumatic Stress Dimension" (+87)

Original post date: July 9, 2018

This was my first ever SCP, and it took me ages to write. The earliest drafts were a sad ripoff of SCP-093 and people were quick to tell me such. After two years of editing and polishing, it was finally to a point where I felt comfortable posting it in the fall of 2018.

As of 21/06/2020, I have done a fairly major rewrite and shaved off about 1500 words thanks to the lovely cybersqyd. Ve helped me trim the fat and cut out a lot of stuff that didn't really help the narrative, and for that ve has my eternal gratitude. MalyceGraves's advice also prompted me to remove every single blackbox on the page.

Fun fact: The original title was "The Living Dimension", which I changed to "Knock Knock Knockin' on Fear's Door" after the rewrites in 2020. Then, ghosteater on IRC gave me the current, much better title.

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