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Offical Weather Nerd!
Hello im Director Ethan or DirEthan. (No, I am not ethan winters.)
I am probably a lizard since I have suspicious lizard shaped paws.
Im a SKYWARN® storm spotter.
Thats about it :3.
Badges
Offical Quotes
"Be careful, he eats cables" - vilsolad
"Ethan's on crack." - TheDesk
"If this person were to a sandwich. I would have to say that they would most likely be one that was made with homemade peanut butter. A lil bit salty, sweet and full of flavor." - Sleeper Agent Zenith Mode
"Gay tornado." - urmom
"Cheese." - Sleeper Agent Zenith Mode
"This feller knows alot about virus, and medical mumbo jumbo. Could be working for evil corpo for all I cared." - Caliste_Leda
"Ethan is kinda lizard coded if you look closely." - Sylvester_Prince
"dopplegangers are real, and ones my goddamn best friend." - tipsytheclown
"Ethan is the type of guy who will laugh and giggle then write gore of your favourite characters." - Starlinthestar
"The man who mrps." - Pumgumgum
"One of the coolest writers I know….who's also a lizard that eats cables." - billiegogoat
"If you see ethan is streaming Instagram reels, don't watch it." - Sleeper Agent Zenith Mode
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Guide
This guide is here to make it easier for people to see if a article contains a warning beforehand or just has a general heads-up.
🤝 = Collab
🔞 = Adult Content Warning/Adult Content Present
⚠️ = Content Warning Present
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SCPS
SCP-8389 "The Manor of Lives."
SCP-8389 is currently inaccessible to any Foundation staff sensitive to strong odors.
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TALES
Collab with
FoxehBunneh.
The Devil's Den.
A gift to
TheDesk.
Have mercy on me, O God.
🔞 & ⚠️
For some reason, every time I tried to grab it, it made my head hurt. I'd rather not repeat my mistake again. - Dr. Kondraki, Head Researcher.
🔞, 🤝 & ⚠️
Collab with
vilsolad.
GOD IS COMING FOR HIM.
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