Not the real Diogenes. Not even the real fake Diogenes.
This is the author page for the scp wiki user known as 
Diogene_s, for other uses, see the actual Diogenes (disambiguation)
Diogene_s
They drew him with the titty out.
Definition of Diogene_s
Diogene_s (/daɪˈɒdʒɪniːz/ dy-OJ-in-eez; in whatever language you choose to use), also known as Dio or "penguin", is an artist and writer for the SCP Wiki. Other names with which people have referred to them have been "Dio", "Diogenes", "Multiverse map guy", "penguin" and "throwing you in the microwave". They were born in Spain in 412 or 404 BC and died yesterday in mysterious and unexplained circumstances.
Their presence in the community has been a relatively short one, with their first post being on the 20th of July of 2023. Contrary to popular belief, some of their writing still survives in the Wiki in some way, shape or form. And according to some sources, they can be seen hanging around in 19cord, Metafoundation and the Canonexus discord servers. But never the forums, because, and according to their own words, "they don't want to repeat that one incident with the Agora and all that good shit". They are, allegedly, a junior member of the tagging team.
On numerous occasions, they have expressed an interest in history, art, art history, philosophy, penguins, trains, listening to as much music as possible, speculative fiction, not having a defined gender, eating the rich, causing a second Bronze Age Collapse and literature. They're also one of the three confessed primary catalan speakers in the wiki (according to the 2023 site survey) and they will make it your problem.
Work
Diogene_s has written a small amount of works alone for this wiki, and they're listed below:
VNP-7864 - These are the things that I never would learn.
They have collabed in a respectable number of works:
SCP-8988-j - Twitch Writes an SCP - collab with a twitch chat.
Lastly, they have posted a non-trivial amount of drawings:
Reception and Critique towards Diogene_s
The overall reaction to Diogene_s is that they should work more in their dialogue, and pacing, and descriptions, and stop doing so many typos and being better at playing video games. It is also a general consensus that they should stop telling people to "go to sleep" because "sleep is good" and should also stop reacting with the words "good shit" to any meaningless development in a conversation.
Quotes
Here is what people have had to say about this person. If you want a quote, just ping me in 19cord or metaf or canonexus or wherever and me and my council of quote-reviewers will review it. Or you can just leave it yourself here. I'm not the quote police:
"Dio is everyone's favorite Spanish Penguin, or as we say in the business, 'Pingüino'" - 
Uncle Nicolini while looking at the penguins in the nearest zoo.
"Picking my nose at the club slipping boogers into unattended cups" - 
TroutMaskReplica. That's disgusting. We at Wikipedia do not endorse this kind of behaviour.
"ha ha I got first quote" - 
ParallelPotatoes who ran a marathon to get here and get the first quote. They didn't get it, but we appreciate their effort.
«I've got a quote for you: "Don't quote me on this."» - 
Cathy Autumn who then proceeded to turn green, magenta, grey and exploded in a puff of spiders.
"wiki user Diogene_s (not to be confused with wiki user 
diogenes) is cool" - 
Merehrab why do people keep bringing up the other guy who I definitely did not murder with a pool noodle?
"Disambiguates you" - 
IndustryStandard AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
"I plead the fifth" - 
J_V_G who isn't even American, and as far as I (an anonymous editor) know, those damn british twats do not have our goddamn rights and guns and constitution and this guy wants to take it from us and take our identity? I say no. NO. GOD BLESS AMERICAAARGH.
"Hedvig" - 
Miss Lapis who we think is collecting "Hedvig" quotes in as many author pages as possible.
"I am… The Spot." - 
Shuso who's the Spot. Or maybe a path through Antarctica.
"I'll think of something" - 
Aftokrator while committing six simultaneous grave breaches of the Geneva Convention.
"We’ll miss you champ. Can’t believe the 23 penguins got to you." - 
DoctorLilithSophia who wants to pin the murder in some poor helpless animals. If you ask me, I think she's hiding something.
"what?" - 
psychicprogrammer who also clarified that no LLMs were used to write this statement.
"another one for the nightmare blunt rotation, boys" - 
Dino--Draws do not consume drugs kids. You'll get targeted by an evil entity from beyond human comprehension and loose your identity.
"Hi, this is my guest appearance" - 
Ethagon, appearing with great fanfarre and breaking the 4th wall.
"Hedvig <3" - Miss Lapis who loves Hedvig!
*flexes rhetorically* - 
torcsandantlers who is trying to win an argument by roleplaying as Plato
“You thought this would be a normal author page quote, but it was me, Dio!” - 
MisterFrown who doesn't know that I haven't watched Jojo's bizarre adventure.
"-1, no philosophical messaging. I expected more from Diogenes." - 
YardBirdMe who surprised everyone by not referencing the number five.
"Who are you why are you in my house, what's an es-see-pee wickee" - 
pab07 from that one time diogene_s was nearly murdered by a cleaver wielding freak.
"This guy… is like an owl" - 
VapidPoem pointing at an owl that just stole its sandwich and its wallet.
"Aren't you that guy that threw a featherless chicken at my pal plato?" - 
Yossipossi no, that would be intertemporal identity theft and it's frowned in most times and places that respect themselves.
"Here's a quote for ya, Giodens_e" - 
AwhRyan who will suffer a terrible fate for this.
"a penguin penguin burst through my wall coolaid man style speaking spanish i think, they pointed a mic at me and forced me to give an interview" - 
LittlePengwy and we implore him to be abit more original next time with this statement, please. Everyone already knows about our interviewing methods, there's no need to repeat them in the interview itself.
“He’s just a little guy and I’d trust him with my bank account information. Just look at that art!!! Little guy behavior” - Dino--Draws because everyone thinks diogene-s is very very short. Must be the fact that they associate themselves with small birds and shit. What a loser. They're not even an ornitologist.
"Probably cool. Wish I'd been alive at the same time as them." - 
Lemonsense who definitely didn't murder this author with a contraption that included a pulley system, a polearm, a car speeding down a highway, three dying squirrels, and shooting their head with a sawed-off shotgun.
"Wish i had something for the quotes page" - 
Guaire who then proceeded to run through the streets while riding a giant rodent fed exclusively with plates of pulpo á feira.
"locked me into a microwave for 30 hours once and broiled me until i promised to read 8kdr. ngl I kind of get it now." - 
Intercedent and this isn't even my favourite type of radiation! (also, 
Ralliston, please pay me for my advertisement)
"You are the reason I'm melting the ice caps." - 
winkwonkboi, while going around with a flamethrower in the South Pole.
"All hail Grand Monarch diogene_s, Second of Their Name, Tagger Supreme, Master Critter of the MetaF Kingdom, High Artist and Writer of the Fourth Circle, Obscurer of Genders and All Around Awesome Human Being. Long may they reign!" - 
UNCGriffin who didn't get the memo about how we're all pretty anti-monarchy in this joint.
"That's too many quotes" - Diogene_s, who's tired after copy-pasting all of these.
"I mean they're alive, so that's a plus." - 
Spacestealth who came in late with factually wrong information fact-checked by real and true patriots.
Badges acquired
Recommendations
Throughout its long life, Diogene_s read, watched and listened to many things. Here is a list of things they recommended in their last messages before they were cruched by a rock at the ripe age of six weeks old.
SCPs:
(I totally did not steal this idea from Troutmaskreplica's godawful author page)
TBA
Tales:
TBA
GoI formats:
TBA
Art pages:
TBA
Artist pages:
TB-Just kidding. Go check Olicus' art page. Now.
Author pages:
TBA
Themes:
TBA
Hubs:
It is known that the best canons are as follows and in this order (now arranged in the next best thing after literall tierlists. So, a table.):
| Name of level |
Name of canon |
| Literally peak |
From 120's Archives, On Guard 43, S&C Plastics, Lampeter, Site 17 Deepwell catalogue, No Return. |
| Kino |
Orcadia, AIAD, Our Open Veins, Fading Stars, SIMULACRUM, Resurrection, Man who wasn't there, Resurrection, Third Law, Those Twisted Pines, War on all fronts, Nightfall, Sharkest Timeline, Doctors of the church, Trashfire and Cool War 2 |
| They're there |
Broken Masquerade, Coldest War, End of Death, Insect Hell, But a Dream |
| Not a big fan |
Straight on till morning, Dread and circuses, In Memoria Adytum, Unfounded, Unhuman, Competitive Escathology, lolfoundation, green king, daybreak, bellerverse, old man and the sea and Aces & 8s. |
| I'm an ignorant bitch who hasn't read these |
Forgotten Memories, Ninth World, Pitch Haven, Wonderful World, bottledick, mount golgotha, only game in town. |
Holy shit that's a lot of canons. I pity Ralliston. This is of course, fully biased and not accurate to whatever you think, reader. I am human and fallible and I have my beliefs.
Now, my favorite series not included in content of the previous ranking are:
Hecatoncheires Cycle, Redtape, Emerald Dawn and Dark Side Discography.
(more top be added soon)
My favorite GOIs are: Serpents Hand, Goldbaker Reinz.
Fiction:
Cien años de Soledad - Gabriel García Márquez
The Illiad - Homer
The Odyssey - Homer
Ficciones - Jorge Luís Borges
Love life
Diogene_s had an affair with your mom and broke her heart. Sorry not sorry.
