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Check My Latest: After Twenty Centuries of Stony Sleep, rated +33!
It appears you have become trapped in my gay little labyrinth
Dr. Draws, allegedly.
Howdy hey!
I'm Dino--Draws1, but you can just call me Dino!
A long series of complicated dominos including an SCP TTRPG, a rabbit hole or two, and an art event led to me joining the site back in late 2022, and now you'll have to beat me out with a mop if you ever want me to leave lmao.
I write, I draw, I'm a just a lil guy. My evil agenda on this website is to teach people about geology in roundabout ways, draw assorted beasts into photographs, and be unabashedly myself.
Buckle up, chuckle fucks.
SCPs
SCP-8007
THE PYROCLASM PROTOCOL
SCP-8000 Contest Entry
Its source is a singular eye. Estimations from the camera put it at 53 meters in diameter.
SCP-8988
OROGENESIS
If a predicted likelihood of movement exceeds dedicated safe zone percentages, OROGENESIS is to undergo the Hibernation Procedure.
SCP-1305
Cat Lure
Collab with TroutMaskReplica and
VapidPoem
The cat was there again when I woke up.
SCP-8946
Discontinuity Errors
The Departments of Geology are currently working with RCT-Δt to synchronize their now cross-dimensional databases.
SCP-8230
The Shadesbrook Saint
SCP-8230 is believed to be the subject of local legend within the town of Shadesbrook, Yorkshire, and records of sightings have gone back as far as the 1860s.
SCP-8472
Once and Future King
Collab with Ralliston and
Diogene_s, written as part of Nobody Dies at Dawn for PUBLIC DOMAIN CON
Odysseus comes home at last.
SCP-3483
Raptorial Theology
Collab with Aftokrator
Are you familiar with the 2017 film "The VelociPastor"?
SCP-8956
The Constant Reflection
Collab with Uncle Nicolini
Dr. Dougall A. Deering has been returned to duty.
SCP-8987
THE BROOK RUNS RED
The documentation you have selected is of historical significance to the DEPARTMENT OF GEOLOGY.
SCP-8446
Monarchacervus
The cabin contained a single room, empty of decoration or furniture outside of 1,596 deer skulls.
SCP-672
Rock Coral
Collab with SynthPanda_
In which Dr. Hillard discovers a MYSTERIOUS CORAL UNLIKE ANY BEFORE SEEN BY MAN!
SCP-9990
Neglected Idylls
Collab with Rosyfox2002 and
TroutMaskReplica for the SCP-9000 Contest
Now you must answer my questions nine, sing ninety-nine and ninety.
O' what, pray tell, in the mountains fell, and who is the hunter's folly?
SCP-9404
Hidebehind
Collab with Rosyfox2002
Site-898's Cryptozoology Sector decides to catch a monster through… unconventional means.
Wanna help out? Join us for a drink!
SCP-9928
The Riddle of the Sphinx
Collab with OliverMemphis
"I'm not here to talk about him, I'm here to talk about you. What is the Riddle of the Sphinx?"
"I shall grant you the mercy to rephrase that question."
GOI Formats
Adoption Poster: Friday!
Water and food costs, supplies for proper cleaning and disinfection of the exposed rotted parts of Friday, the general upkeep of a paddock— it's all worth it, though. I promise, you won't find a more gentle horse.
VNP-111: Helix dracayrs
Efforts by Vanguard to determine a way to mitigate environmental damage and extinction risk to already threatened anomalous species is underway.
Favoured Son
Collab with Ralliston and
Diogene_s, written as part of Nobody Dies at Dawn for PUBLIC DOMAIN CON
We all walk lonesome, bloody trails — and none are as well preserved in the annals of history as that of the cunning Odysseus, even if the forces of the Veil have tried as they might to scrub it out of our history.
Fragments Regarding Legate Trunnion, Apostate
Collab with Ralliston,
Lemonsense,
Jasiu06, and
Diogene_s
History, in tatters, lay amongst rusted gears.
Nobody's A Dead Man Walking
A diamond, a heist, a nameless face.
Something new has caught my eyes while watching whispers in auction halls and bazaar stalls.
Tales
No One's Home
Coldpostcon Entry
A pervasive “wrongness” stalks his footfalls, stuck behind him like the tar of the shadows that are cast from the lantern in his grasp — for he is something that does not belong.
Resistile Decommissioning Attempt
April Fools 2023, Collab with Pedagon,
OriTiefling,
Mr Carbon,
Harmacy
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
OPUSCONFIDENT Orientation
April Fools 2023, Collab with Harmacy
A New Trainer's Guide to Capturing and Battling SCPs
Things You See in a Graveyard
Hopefully the dead do not mind a temporary tenant.
Excerpts of Particular Interest From the Galileo Deep-Space Observatory Archives
Collab with Ralliston,
SynthPanda_,
MisterFrown,
LORDXVNV,
Ethagon,
DodoDevil,
Diogene_s,
Cyvstvi,
BlazingPie,
Aftokrator
Welcome, incoming personnel.
Fret Not, Dear Heart, Let Not Them Hear
He was dying.
Artillery had rended fur, flesh, bone. For all his might, for all his tricks, he was still only just one being. There was only so much he could do.
One More Tomorrow
Megacollab with the awesome folks of 120's Archives
Vignettes From A World Under Pizzicato
Faulting the Leylines - A Geological Examination of Thaumaturgical Formations
Leyline Formations and Elan-Vital Deposits, a paper on Anomalous Geology
Running Up That Hill (To Make A Deal with a Goddess)
Pridefest 2024 Entry
"They will try to come for us." Tiamat’s voice rung warm in her mind — no longer the weary whisper it was in their first meeting — it was a deep and powerful rumble. "But they will fail."
SCP-682 — Hard-To-Reach Place
Collab with TealQuacks,
FLOORBOARDS, and
ratking666
Occasionally, corpses of various vermiformi can be found floating in the water. SCP-682 is believed to be devoid of life (see Exploration Logs).
Agent, Father, Motherfucker: Alto Clef, in memoriam
Megacollab with the awesome folks of Eventyr
CLEF IS FUCKING DEAD
Survivor's Guilt
Collab with Queerious
Okay, Lillian, you've cleared your mind. Now you just need to figure out what actually happened in this timeline.
The Clock Stopped Ticking Forever Ago
She can always tell it's happening when the window starts to fog.
Empty Trail
Written as part of Nobody Dies at Dawn, for PUBLIC DOMAIN CON
Six torches burn against the black, the crackling of their flames cutting through the sound of the waves. He stares down at those dark waters, mechanical hand beginning to ache as he grips the ship's rail.
Triskaidekatych
Collab with Queerious
It is finally our time, and my embrace will be cold and loving.
The Billboard Said, "The End is Near"
“The authors,” his breathing hitches, “The authors have left us.” Words spoken in barely a whisper, as though uttering something so terrible that not even he wants to hear.
ART
I [WILL EVENTUALLY] TAKE ART COMMISSIONS!
Do you want art for your article? Do you want an MTF or site logo? A manipulated photo for something Spooky or just Absurd? Well I'm your critter! The link below is to my commission sheet! Prices vary for what you're lookin' for, and how to contact me is within.
COMMISSION LINK COMING… SOMEDAY
IF WE ARE COLLABING ON WRITING AN ARTICLE YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PAY ME FOR ANYTHING I CREATE IN A HUBRIS-FILLED HAZE LMAO
POST THIS THING WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT