Dino--Draws' Bullshittery Emporium

Dino—Draws' Bullshittery Emporium
Byㅤ Dino--Draws
Published on 12 May 2024 19:56

Check My Latest: SCP-9455, rated +87!

It appears you have become trapped in my gay little labyrinth

Dr. Draws, allegedly.

Howdy hey!

I'm Dino--Draws¹, but you can just call me Dino!

A long series of complicated dominos including an SCP TTRPG, a rabbit hole or two, and an art event led to me joining the site back in late 2022, and now you'll have to beat me out with a mop if you ever want me to leave lmao.

I write, I draw, I'm a just a lil guy. My evil agenda on this website is to teach people about geology in roundabout ways, draw assorted beasts into photographs, and be unabashedly myself.

Buckle up, chuckle fucks.

SCPs

SCP-7765

Deinovenator iniuriam

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"I can say without a shadow of a doubt that thing was sick."

SCP-8007

THE PYROCLASM PROTOCOL
SCP-8000 Contest Entry

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Its source is a singular eye. Estimations from the camera put it at 53 meters in diameter.

SCP-8988-J

Twitch Writes an SCP
Collab with Twitch Chat

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"But who is WAN?"

"Transgender."

SCP-8144

Skeletal Limestone

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SCP-8144-1 is not to be removed from the site.

SCP-8316

Memorium

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"Do not meddle with what is not yours."

SCP-8988

OROGENESIS

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If a predicted likelihood of movement exceeds dedicated safe zone percentages, OROGENESIS is to undergo the Hibernation Procedure.

SCP-1305

Cat Lure
Collab with TroutMaskReplica and VapidPoem

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The cat was there again when I woke up.

SCP-7479

Flipstrike

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Summarized from the field journal of Dr. Draws.

SCP-8770

Submechanophobia: I Miss You
Fear Anthology 2024, Day 27

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SCP-8770 is not to be inhabited.

SCP-8946

Discontinuity Errors

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The Departments of Geology are currently working with RCT-Δt to synchronize their now cross-dimensional databases.

SCP-8230

The Shadesbrook Saint

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SCP-8230 is believed to be the subject of local legend within the town of Shadesbrook, Yorkshire, and records of sightings have gone back as far as the 1860s.

SCP-8472

Once and Future King
Collab with Ralliston and Diogene_s, written as part of Nobody Dies at Dawn for PUBLIC DOMAIN CON

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Odysseus comes home at last.

SCP-3483

Raptorial Theology
Collab with Aftokrator

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Are you familiar with the 2017 film "The VelociPastor"?

SCP-8956

The Constant Reflection
Collab with Uncle Nicolini

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Dr. Dougall A. Deering has been returned to duty.

SCP-8987

THE BROOK RUNS RED

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The documentation you have selected is of historical significance to the DEPARTMENT OF GEOLOGY.

SCP-8272

Asterom

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"When did it start to hurt?"

SCP-8446

Monarchacervus

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The cabin contained a single room, empty of decoration or furniture outside of 1,596 deer skulls.

SCP-672

Rock Coral
Collab with SynthPanda_

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In which Dr. Hillard discovers a MYSTERIOUS CORAL UNLIKE ANY BEFORE SEEN BY MAN!

SCP-8411

Paper Birch Trail
CLASSICCON Entry, Second Place Winner

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All eyes on you, dear hunter.

SCP-8306

The Foreman
Collab with Rosyfox2002 and TealQuacks

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There's a devil in my mine.

SCP-2888

Dead Canary

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Remains and cages buried as precaution.

SCP-9990

Neglected Idylls
Collab with Rosyfox2002 and TroutMaskReplica for the SCP-9000 Contest

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Now you must answer my questions nine, sing ninety-nine and ninety.

O' what, pray tell, in the mountains fell, and who is the hunter's folly?

SCP-9404

Hidebehind
Collab with Rosyfox2002

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Site-898's Cryptozoology Sector decides to catch a monster through… unconventional means.

Wanna help out? Join us for a drink!

SCP-9068

Burning Down the House
As part of the Stop Making Sense Anthology

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WATCH OUT!

SCP-9455

Red Monday
For SPORTSCON 2026

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Hunting season.

GOI Formats

Adoption Poster: Friday!

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Water and food costs, supplies for proper cleaning and disinfection of the exposed rotted parts of Friday, the general upkeep of a paddock— it's all worth it, though. I promise, you won't find a more gentle horse.

VNP-111: Helix dracayrs

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Efforts by Vanguard to determine a way to mitigate environmental damage and extinction risk to already threatened anomalous species is underway.

Favoured Son

Collab with Ralliston and Diogene_s, written as part of Nobody Dies at Dawn for PUBLIC DOMAIN CON

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We all walk lonesome, bloody trails — and none are as well preserved in the annals of history as that of the cunning Odysseus, even if the forces of the Veil have tried as they might to scrub it out of our history.

Fragments Regarding Legate Trunnion, Apostate

Collab with Ralliston, Lemonsense, Jasiu06, and Diogene_s

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History, in tatters, lay amongst rusted gears.

SPC-6556 -- SHARKVLOGS!

Collab with Harmacy

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MEMETIC KRILL AGENT ACTIVATED

Nobody's A Dead Man Walking

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A diamond, a heist, a nameless face.

Something new has caught my eyes while watching whispers in auction halls and bazaar stalls.

Tales

No One's Home

Coldpostcon Entry

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A pervasive “wrongness” stalks his footfalls, stuck behind him like the tar of the shadows that are cast from the lantern in his grasp — for he is something that does not belong.

Resistile Decommissioning Attempt

April Fools 2023, Collab with Pedagon, OriTiefling, Mr Carbon, Harmacy

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USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

OPUSCONFIDENT Orientation

April Fools 2023, Collab with Harmacy

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A New Trainer's Guide to Capturing and Battling SCPs

Things You See in a Graveyard

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Hopefully the dead do not mind a temporary tenant.

Excerpts of Particular Interest From the Galileo Deep-Space Observatory Archives

Collab with Ralliston, SynthPanda_, MisterFrown, LORDXVNV, Ethagon, DodoDevil, Diogene_s, Cyvstvi, BlazingPie, Aftokrator

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Welcome, incoming personnel.

Fret Not, Dear Heart, Let Not Them Hear

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He was dying.

Artillery had rended fur, flesh, bone. For all his might, for all his tricks, he was still only just one being. There was only so much he could do.

One More Tomorrow

Megacollab with the awesome folks of 120's Archives

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Vignettes From A World Under Pizzicato

Faulting the Leylines - A Geological Examination of Thaumaturgical Formations

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Leyline Formations and Elan-Vital Deposits, a paper on Anomalous Geology

Running Up That Hill (To Make A Deal with a Goddess)

Pridefest 2024 Entry

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"They will try to come for us." Tiamat’s voice rung warm in her mind — no longer the weary whisper it was in their first meeting — it was a deep and powerful rumble. "But they will fail."

SCP-682 — Hard-To-Reach Place

Collab with TealQuacks, FLOORBOARDS, and ratking666

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Occasionally, corpses of various vermiformi can be found floating in the water. SCP-682 is believed to be devoid of life (see Exploration Logs).

REVEL IN WRATH, REVIVED

WRATHCON Entry

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DIG UP MY GRAVE.

Agent, Father, Motherfucker: Alto Clef, in memoriam

Megacollab with the awesome folks of Eventyr

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CLEF IS FUCKING DEAD

Survivor's Guilt

Collab with Queerious

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Okay, Lillian, you've cleared your mind. Now you just need to figure out what actually happened in this timeline.

The Clock Stopped Ticking Forever Ago

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She can always tell it's happening when the window starts to fog.

Amnesia Was Fir Name

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PoI-1027 is a currently unknown draconic humanoid of indeterminate age.

Empty Trail

Written as part of Nobody Dies at Dawn, for PUBLIC DOMAIN CON

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Six torches burn against the black, the crackling of their flames cutting through the sound of the waves. He stares down at those dark waters, mechanical hand beginning to ache as he grips the ship's rail.

Whispers of a Reckoning

Collab with Lemonsense

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Nobody's eyes open.

File:OROGENESIS.aic

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OROGENESIS.aic is ONLINE. SALUTATIONS!

Black Lungs

Collab with Rosyfox2002

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"Sounds like you've got a story, son."

A000578

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Abstract M’Doctorat does not want it here.

Triskaidekatych

Collab with Queerious

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It is finally our time, and my embrace will be cold and loving.

The Billboard Said, "The End is Near"

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“The authors,” his breathing hitches, “The authors have left us.” Words spoken in barely a whisper, as though uttering something so terrible that not even he wants to hear.

ART

SCIPTEMBER 2022

Holiday Exchange 2022

NOT HUMAN Comic

Murphy Law in... A STORYBOARDED STAGEPLAY!

GOITOBER 2023

Holiday Exchange 2023

Visual Archives Art Contest Entry

LOGICIAN Art

REISNO Art

Merry Breachmass!

This Forgotten Babylon Comic

Achievement Get!

                             

Testimonials

I have friends, I swear! Look at what they had to say:

"MisterFrown was here" -MisterFrown, who maybe was here, helping me not die to css

"Dino is a stinky little creature, but fi posts the little raptor dance gif so I forgive fir for fir sins." -Uncle Nicolini, bearing witness to a beast of sorts

“rest in peace dino, eaten by nico at least twelve times 😔” -Lemonsense, who needs to stop telling people I’m dead

"If I had a nickel for every time I dragged Dino headfirst into a fandom space so hard that the hyperfixation lasted for years, I’d have two nickels! Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice." -Rosyfox2002, who's ttrpg is the reason I'm HERE

"Every time I encounter and obstacle in my path I have to rotate thru the next highest demension of space time andit basically scares the fuck out of me and shatters my psyche but yah " -TroutMaskReplica, being a mood tbh

"The only other guy I know who uses the word "balderdash" unironically." -TealQuacks, being MEAN TO ME

"ferret shaped and throwable" -theboobird, WHOSE FUCKING THROWING ME HELP

"Fi Rocks" -Harmacy, accompanied by a distant badum-tsk

“what are you doing in my house” -MontagueETC, asking too many questions

"Emanates the most "creature" energy of anyone on the site" -psychicprogrammer, being correct

"Good story telling but Sir Terry 's characters and cat wizards is still the winner." -RikkiTikkiTea, thanks Psy's mom!

"                      " -Ralliston, I don't know how he made those noises with his mouth either

"HOLY SHIT, IS THAT A FUCKING DRAGON? (five seconds of silence) HOLY SHIT, IS THAT 400 DRAGONS?" -Diogene_s, seeing oh-so-many dragons :}

"🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖 T-REX STAMPEDE 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖" -YardBirdMe, calling forth my army

“The only non-mammalian furry I respect." -Ihp, a possum with indigo hair and pronouns

"stack overflow i showed u my question please respond" -fivebbbbb, experiencing technical difficulties

"Why are you reading testimonials while you could be reading Pyroclasm Protocol?" -UNCGriffin, who is asking the REAL questions

“[CC VIOLATION REDACTED]" -Damian Thorne, about communism

"Dragon-Draws the one of the only people I've seen who procrastinated by drawing masterpieces" -Hollowminded, who’s right but :(((((

"I have never said anything in my life ever" -my friend mooseinjeans, who I will get onto this website come hell or high water

Personnel File

ID Photo

Name: Dino ‐‐ Draws²

Occupation: Geologist, paleontological technician

Clearance Level: 3

Born: Unknown, claims to be "young, for a dragon"

Assigned Site: Site-898

Nationality/Citizenship: Unknown, hails from the Wanderer's Library, has American citizenship somehow

Summary: A walking antique shop with what some call a "retirement home lexicon", fi's a passionate and excitable member of the Department of Geology. Fir clearance has raised over the years due to projects fi engaged with by virtue of fir profession as a geologist. Sometimes dabbles in onomatology and engineering [via tinkering with odd things fi finds].

Physically disabled and definitely neurodivergent to some degree, fi paces like fir life depends on it and always loves to talk about fir work and ideas. Fir office in Site-898is full of various rocks and fossils fi's picked up on travels. Some are probably anomalous. Don't worry about it.

Pronouns?: Fi/fir, fi calls them fir “artisan pronouns”

Favorite Food?: A very specific chili recipe that involves mexican hot chocolate

Favorite Colors?: Purple, red, orange

What's fir taste in music?: 80's dad rock, folk music, country, jazz, and breakcore on occasion. Big ol' Lord Huron 'n Florence and the Machine lover

Favorite animals?: Bitterns and komodo dragons

Favorite dinosaurs?: Spinosaurus, microraptor, pyroraptor, styracosaurus, quetzalcoatlus, ornithocheirus, and therizinosaurus

Favorite rock?: Gneiss, because fi loves to tell people to “have a gneiss day”

What random assortment of people would fi shove into a locker if given the chance?:
Dir. Vincent Bohart, Damien Nowak, wikidot user psychicprogrammer, Dr. Placeholder McDoctrate, Dir. Daniel Asheworth [would feel bad after], Dr. Daniil Sokolsky [just to see what would happen], Alex Thorley, Dr. William Wettle, Leon O'Sullivan [Attempted dick kicker], Dr. Atticus Rune, Dr. Francis Own, Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian, Vincent Anderson, Ruiz Duchamp, the Critic [same locker]

Give us a random fun fact?: The Foundation's database hates fir. CSS tends to stop working if fi does so much as breathe on it. Fi is required to kill fir database-doppelgänger each time fi submits a report in order to gain proper attribution for it.

Article Appearances:

• Faulting the Leylines - A Geological Examination of Thaumaturgical Formations
• Amnesia Was Fir Name
• SCP-7479
• SCP-8049
• SCP-8272

I [WILL EVENTUALLY] TAKE ART COMMISSIONS!

Do you want art for your article? Do you want an MTF or site logo? A manipulated photo for something Spooky or just Absurd? Well I'm your critter! The link below is to my commission sheet! Prices vary for what you're lookin' for, and how to contact me is within.

COMMISSION LINK COMING… SOMEDAY

IF WE ARE COLLABING ON WRITING AN ARTICLE YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PAY ME FOR ANYTHING I CREATE IN A HUBRIS-FILLED HAZE LMAO

POST THIS THING WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT

Footnotes

1. I use fi/fir pronouns!

2. Please refrain from stating fir full name twice in sequence, to avoid a STRIKETHROUGH event.