Cwazzy's Author Page
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You notice a very large cardboard box next to the door. Written on the front, in black marker, are the words "Cwazzy's Box." "What's Inside?" you wonder.

You look around, then take it back to your office. You cut open the lid and open the flaps, then peer inside…


It's a slightly smaller box! How curious. You remove the smaller cardboard box from the packaging. There is nothing written on this box.

You cut open the lid and open the flaps, then peer inside…


It's a slightly smaller box! How curious. You remove the smaller cardboard box from the packaging. There is nothing written on this box.

You cut open the lid and open the flaps, then peer inside…


It's a slightly smaller box! How curious. You remove the smaller cardboard box from the packaging. There is nothing written on this box.

You cut open the lid and open the flaps, then peer inside…


It's a very, very, very small box, covered in purple felt, like a jewelry case. Maybe there's precious gems inside! "This could be worth a fortune!" you think to yourself.

You carefully pop open the lid, and find within..


A crumpled sheet of paper. It's been crushed into a ball and jammed into the case. You are disappointed and very confused.

You unfurl the ball and read the writing on the inside. It's written in black marker and is very crude.

It reads as follows:

CWAZZYS SUPER DUPER EPICSAUCE AUTHOR PAGE!!!!!!!1111 =DD

HIIIIII! I'm cwazzycwafter, and I like to write things!

I'm a very cool guy, we should be friends (=

I wrote some things btw!! You can read them if you like!

Skips:

"SCP-5696 - One Last Ace." - A cool story set in the 30's, amidst prohibition. Chill with the mobs of Chicago and play a few rounds of cards!

"SCP-6606 - Spectrum Says" - A neat little format screw about the end of society via bureaucratic takeover! Paper for the paper gods!

"SCP-6610 - Dial-Up Drama." - You fools! I've created a new major GoI right under your noses! Haha! (note: not yet actually a "major" GoI. Anyone interested in doing some writing for them?)

Tales:

"Shades and Polo - Act 1 - The Show is About to Begin" - The very start of an ongoing series of tales about a couple of dudes caught in the crossfire between our foundation, and a couple of new GoIs. Give it a read!

I don't have anything else yet! Thank u for reading! kthxbai!!!


"This is… very bad." you think to yourself, turning the sheet over. You set it to the side and look at the case in disappointment. You notice something caught inside it, where a ring would otherwise sit. It's a small slip of paper, neatly folded and tucked into the interior.

You remove it and unfold it, then read the inside..


"God, this is a terrible author page. I could never submit this. I should get someone else to handle my files.. Maybe break some site rules in the process.."


Huh.

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