Critter Profile: Avocado!
Overview!
Name: Avocado
Species: Avocado
Primary Caretaker: Some Dude
Diet: A god does not require sustenance
Housed: Your walls.
Creature Features!
Avocado is a… rather strange thing we care for here at Wilson's. We barely know anything about him, heck we don't even know if it's alive. He's an avocado. That's pretty much it. I also think he's really handsome.
History!
The Superiors gave us Avocado a few months ago, for who knows what reason. Anyways, they were terrified of him. Absolutely terrified. Petrified even. Sometimes we wonder why. Avocado is, just a regular avocado. We might just end up putting him in the kitchen. Or just eat him. I haven't had guac in a hot minute.
Special Needs and Accommodations!
Avocado does not need to be cared for. He cares for himself. He just sits there. Surprised he hasn't rotted yet.
Notes about Avocado!
Another thing, Avocado was dropped off here at Wilson's by some gal. Red hair, about 2 metres tall. Pretty sure she said her name was, Avery Cado. Weird. She was oddly sad to see him go. not like she's an empath or anything like that, but she was acting strange. Anyways, she was in a rush and I think she dropped a note, since I found it in the parking lot. Here it is.
Solo SCPs
SCP-6231 - Ribbits & CreamSCP-6231 is a sentient male Agalychnis callidryas (Red-eyed tree frog) that is capable of producing ice cream from its salivary glands.
SCP-6227 is a pizza delivery and order service capable of manifesting pizza at the doorstep of the subject who has ordered.
SCP-3822 - Everywhere Yet Nowhere - Art exchange gift for
Rigen
Since 2238, those riding on SCP-3822 do not age during their time on the train.
Collab SCPs
SCP-5961 - Under Pressure - Collab With
Roundabouts
SCP-5961 refers to a phenomenon occurring worldwide, consisting of a series of events and the creation of SCP-5961-A.
SCP-7714 - Fortunate Souls - Collab with
TheDarkArtist and
SphereFinale for the 7000 contest.
You have your answers now. I know you will use your expertise in a more lasting manner than I.
Tales and GOI Formats
WHAT THE FU-
(Even I don't know how to begin describing this one. Happy April Fools, I guess?)Swift is the name of our lovable and friendly black-footed ferret here at Wilson's.
Other Pages
12 Days of Christmas Hub - With help from
This is the hub for the Christmas Anthology series I hosted. Special thanks to everyone who contributed!
Eh, who cares. This is all just gibberish. They were probably crazy.
Sent by: Joreth
Recipient(s): Some Dude
scp (bad)
Sent by: SphereFinale
Recipient(s): Some Dude
Best avocado since Nikocado
Sent by: TheDarkArtist
Recipient(s): Some Dude
avocadomilk sent me a message asking for quotes for his author page while i was watching a movie, fuck that guy.
Sent by: NebulousStar
Recipient(s): Some Dude
put words on page gud.
Sent by: Cole 13
Recipient(s): Some Dude
Guacamole tastes good. I heard this author makes fantastic guacamole.
Sent by: JackalRelated
Recipient(s): Some Dude
just stylize it.
Sent by: Sirslash47
Recipient(s): Some Dude
AvocadoMilk makes me have one of the rare moments where I actually like avocado and milk
Sent by: Uncle Nicolini
Recipient(s): Some Dude
I will destroy you avocado.
Sent by: dado
Recipient(s): Some Dude
hello yes avocadomilk good read his things
Sent by: Some Dude
Recipient(s): Everyone
Who are you people? Stop spamming my email. Fuck you.
ACHIEVEMENTS
