ColdpostCon

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THE WINNERS

The ColdpostCon winner for the SCPs category goes to Rounderhouse for his winning entry: SCP-7311: Insecure Facility Dossier, with a final rating of +202!

The runner-up for the SCPs category is PlaguePJP for SCP-7592: Did You Know? with a final rating of +129.

The ColdpostCon winner for the Non-SCPs category goes to Captain Kirby for his winning entry: The Nuclear Option, with a final rating of +154!

The runner-up for the Non-SCPs category is Placeholder McD for CONTEST CONTEST with a final rating of +98.

BONUS AWARDS

+ ColdpostCon Hidden Achievements

HARRYBLANK MEMORIAL AWARD: Longest total word count.
SCP-6721 ("The Light Uncanny") by HarryBlank.

DEADLY BREAD MEMORIAL AWARD: Most tags.
SCP-7264 ("Theatre of Divinity") by LightlessLantern with 17 tags! (Our runner up was none other than Bread themself with 14 tags.)

TOTAL WINNER: Reach +100 in 24 hours or less.
SCP-7311 ("Insecure Facility Dossier") by Rounderhouse
The Nuclear Option by Captain Kirby
(Also our two contest winners!)

TALK OF THE TOWN: Most comments.
SCP-7311 ("Insecure Facility Dossier") by Rounderhouse with 76 comments.

TRIAL BY FIRE: Reach the upper 50th percentile of entries with an article from a first time author. God damn, y'all.
In Which Catgirls Are Shot. Probably. by Zoobeeny
Garden of Roses White by AstersQuill
SCP-7184 ("Subterranea") by Gumpy_Ho does not match any existing user name
We are all but fish by yewse
SCP-7902 ("Nursing Home of Horrors") by EnPassant

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME WITHOUT THIS STUPID HAT ON?: Enter the contest with an essay, hub, site dossier, author page, or other unorthodox page type.
SCP-5582 Containment Log by Ethagon (supplemental)
basir's simple reaction (essay) to sampling (i think) by basirskipreader (essay)
Reviewing 7kcon: Reflections On A Rubric by LORDXVNV (essay)
List Page Trees by stormbreath (admin…)

POET LAUREATE: Enter the contest with poetry!
dissolution of feelings by theunknownbeyond
new hallway! by FLOORBOARDS
Garden of Roses White by AstersQuill
i hear a bang by UncannyClown276
Cold Post by MrIverson does not match any existing user name

POSTULUM: Post between 11:59 PM-12:01 AM on the last day of posting.
Street Light Interference by RealSurrealSir
SCP-7984 by JackalRelated
SCP-7723 by Lt Flops
Hawaiian Shirts by RosySaturniidae

COURTING CONTROVERSY: Closest to an equal upvote-downvote ratio in the upper 50th percentile of entries.
SCP-7393 ("The Definition of a Human Being") by NielleiN

DESIGNATED HEEL: Most downvotes.
SCP-733-J-J by Eeveellector

NICE.: End at exactly +69 or 69th place overall.
The Myself That Belongs To Me by RuraScarlet

ORIGINAL AND CLEVER IDEA: Reference coldposts or the contest in the topic or title of the article.
COLDPOST by Agente Shuffle
Cold Post by MrIverson does not match any existing user name
SCP-7409 ("A Cold Post Office") by MrBonesWildRide

HIDDEN GEM: Best upvote-to-downvote ratio under +30.
SCP-7511 ("FULL OF EYES") by Dr Phil McClaw does not match any existing user name
COLDPOST by Agente Shuffle

+ Special Awards

Air Bud Rule: stormbreath, with List Page Trees, for possibly the most unhinged loophole in contest rules we'll ever see on the wiki!

I'm So Meta, Even This Contest: Placeholder McD with CONTEST CONTEST, for what will hopefully be the beginning of more rigid standards from CO about unofficial contests!

Format Bender: rumetzen with SCP-7082 ("Hyperliminality") for choosing ColdpostCon to attempt one of the most daring and underrated format screws I've seen in my time here!

That Cursed Beast: Deadly Bread with SCP-7441 ("I fucking hate horses"), for being responsible for the centrifuging, compaction, explosion, and religious desecration of an animal species that, quite frankly, had it coming.

Character Development…?: Alex Thorley, for being the hapless subject of more than a few articles throughout this contest!

You Got Us: Drzony13 with This is weird., for basically sneaking in an art post (and making it really excellent, too)

MVP: Maxyfran73 for once again endeavoring to crit every single article in this contest. Seriously, you're a saint.

Congratulations to the winners! Go forth and edit your articles!

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Throw away everything you know about the collaborative fiction site we have and post your work solo with no reviewers beforehand and no edits afterward. See the rules at the bottom of the page for further details on entering!

1. Post your entry in whatever format you choose: SCP, GoI format, tale, author pages even — no crit necessary.  Once you've posted it, that's it — no more edits! Edit: Due to the nature of the contest, we will unfortunately not be allowing art entries. Additionally, no theme or component pages as entries either. Apologies for the confusion.
2. Add the tag "coldpostcon" to your entry so it shows up on this page!
3. The winners will be chosen by vote count for their respective categories: SCP entries and non-SCP entries.

Important Dates:

Posting Closes: Posting has ended! Please check out the entries below!
Results Decided: January 12^th, 2023, 12:00 AM Eastern Time

Entries:

1. SCP-7311 by Rounderhouse
2. The Nuclear Option by Captain Kirby
3. SCP-7592 by PlaguePJP
4. SCP-7313 by JakdragonX
5. SCP-6721 by HarryBlank
6. CONTEST CONTEST by Placeholder McD
7. SCP-7441 by Deadly Bread
8. #WettleAppreciationPost by winkwonkboi
9. SCP-7119 by ThatGuyThatTime
10. hawaiian shirts by RosySaturniidae
11. SCP-7115 by OrbeezTertius
12. SCP-7975 by SYTYCFanon
13. SCP-7904 by OriTiefling
14. SCP-7969 by Tufto
15. In Which Catgirls Are Shot. Probably. by Zoobeeny
16. SCP-7573 by Uncle Nicolini
17. SCP-6720 by GwenWinterheart
18. List: Page Trees by stormbreath
19. Kill the Feeling by GlassAutomaton
20. Reviewing 7kcon: Reflections On A Rubric by LORDXVNV
21. i hear a bang by UncannyClown276
22. Therion Devours by Fantem
23. Thump-Thump, Tick-Tock by UNCGriffin
24. SCP-7397 by NDHeckfire
25. SCP-7723 by Lt Flops
26. SCP #7511 by A Fungus
27. SCP-7339 by Monkeysky
28. SCP-7587 by Kothardarastrix
29. SCP-7744 by Aftokrator
30. SCP-7105 by Hexick
31. Don't by Doctor Cimmerian
32. SCP-7302 by Sonderance
33. SCP-7184 by Dudley Threatt
34. SCP-7449 by Zer0Ne0phyte
35. SCP-7145 by cwazzycwafter
36. SCP-7301 by sweepyspud
37. SCP-7158 by BattleblockB0ss
38. This is weird by Drzony13
39. SCP-7902 by EnPassant
40. SCP-7393 by NielleiN
41. Cold Post by lemolime
42. Governed on Horseback by Trotskyeet
43. Garden of Roses White by AstersQuill
44. SCP-7092 by FluffyDog00
45. SCP-5582 Containment Log by Ethagon
46. SCP-7750 by SecondTimeline
47. KG984 by JackalRelated
48. SCP-6569 by Prime Girl
49. SCP-7880 by alterae
50. SCP-7054 by Ferox Numine
51. new hallway! by FLOORBOARDS
52. SCP-7082 by rumetzen
53. We are all but fish by yewse
54. A Damned Memory by Trintavon
55. When The Stars Fell by Jadeitor
56. No One's Home by Dino—Draws
57. Rush Hour by Attila the Pun
58. Gravitron by fairydoctor
59. SCP-7174 by Rigen
60. Helping a Caged Bird Fly by Maxyfran73
61. SCP-7708 by DoubleDenial
62. The Myself That Belongs To Me by RuraScarlet

+ Click here to check out the rules!

Rules:

• Be kind to others. Unsporting conduct will not be tolerated and can lead to disqualification of your own entry.

• Only one entry is allowed per user. No collaborations are allowed. Your entry can not be reviewed by anyone but yourself. If we find out your work was shared prior to posting, then it will be disqualified.

• Pre-existing drafts are not allowed. All entries should be brand new in origin.

• Edits are not allowed while the contest is ongoing. This includes SPaG edits and any other changes to add, remove, or modify content. The only edits that will be allowed are edits to fix broken themes, images, or other issues that may occur during posting. However, these edits must be performed right after posting. Improper edits or late edits will result in a reversion of the edits and possible disqualification.

• Articles can not be submitted anonymously for this contest due to time constraints regarding the short posting period.

• Winners will be determined by vote count by category: SCP entries and non-SCP entries.

• Contest entries will undergo normal deletion processes.

• Any contestant who takes unusual and/or negative actions to increase their vote total, or decrease that of their competitors, will be disqualified for the involved contest and potentially banned from further contests with the possibility of further disciplinary action being taken depending upon the act in question. Examples of shenanigans include, but are in not limited to:

 * Downvoting all of your competitors' work within minutes of posting.
 * Spamming other users with messages concerning your work.
 * Spurring Malicious Upvoting/Downvoting, whether on your work or anyone else's.

• The contest marshals for this contest are Modulum, Naepic and WhiteGuard. As stated above, if you have questions concerning the contest, feel free to reach out to them or another Community Outreach team member. The contest marshals will have the ability to disqualify entries for violations of the above-listed rules, egregiously poor sportsmanship not otherwise enumerated, or failure to fit the theme. All decisions are appealable to the contest marshals.

Tagging:

As previously stated, adding the tag "coldpostcon" to your entry will cause it to show up on this page. We encourage you to also tag your entries yourself if you feel comfortable with doing so.  To make the whole process smoother, we have Laymen's Tagging Guide and a list of all current tags. Please make sure to consult these when self-tagging, they're great resources!

— Do not add the "scp" tag yourself! This must be performed by a member of the tagging team! —

If you have any questions, feel free to ask anyone in the tagging subteam for assistance, either via Wikidot PM or on MAST's official Discord server.

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