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ABOUT ME
Hi, I'm Claude (she/it), otherwise known as Chocco. I do horror. And other stuff sometimes.
| 2024 |
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| SCP-8886 |
| 2025 |
| After the Outing |
| Chairs |
| SCP-3977 |
| SCP-9899 |
| SCP-5364 |
| SCP-7508 |
| 2026 |
| ContainmentSins |
LYRICAL ANALYSIS
wherin this fella provides commentary on their works
My very first SCP. My opinions on it are complex and have shifted quite a bit, but at the end of the day I think that my opinion settles on a muted sense of pride. It's pretty damn mediocre, the horror is mostly shock value and random bullshit go!, but I promise there's an actual solution to all its scattered pieces. A solution I have been harboring in my head for a year and a half, and one I have no intention of revealing anytime soon.
It was a remix of an old, deleted, version of SCP-666 whose concept intrigued me and I decided to have a crack at it. So basically, I was trying to make something that couldn't float in Series 1, but in Series 9, with absolutely no successful articles before that. Pretty ambitious.
Funny thing is, this article was pretty much set up for failure. I wrote it in 2 days straight, and posted it the absolute moment that I finished. No proofreading. I left it on the site with broken images, missing attribution, the title was still 'Scp 8886'. It was a disaster. And yet, it floated. Somehow. And now we're here.
"Horrible, terrifying, awe inspiring. 10/10 I am speechless."
-Fernlom, author of The Death of Dr. Fern
The Public Domain Contest was the first thing on the site to truly expose how unbelievably useless I am in any kind of contest or deadlined event. I unsuccessfully tries to write multiple iterations of an idea with Paul Bunyan's blue ox. I kinda struggled with it awkwardly until I just dropped it altogether. Mister_Toasty telling me that my dialogue was corny as hell also didn't help.
While I was still scrambling to figure out what I was going to write instead, he kidnapped me and forced me to embark on his dastardly plot to kill every public domain character. He said it was going to be an hour's worth of work at most, but we ended up busting sick rhymes for 8 days.
This was the most fun I've had writing anything for the site. It's also the thing I am most glad to have written, since it kickstarted my amazing friendship with Toasty, who remains my best friend on here.
"Fuck me this is good"
-TroutMaskReplica, author of SCP-5315
Welp, here it is. The Big One. The only one that anyone ever reads.
Fuck if I have anything to say about it. It was a dumb 1 AM shitpost that I literally have no memory of writing. And now it exists, it's at +200, and it's the only thing I'm
known for.
It's cool yeah, but I am growing less fond of it by the day. Keep the upvotes coming, I won't stop you, but I am looking to post something that would finally overshadow this. Something that I'm actually proud of.
"This article is really funny, and made my day a brighter when I found it."
-Lutranae Canadensis
This article was inspired by my extremely deep love for weird and disturbing contraptions in SCPs. The ability to dream up some insane, gross thing is a particular delight, because in the realm of the anomalous, you can go wherever.
So this is it. It is also unapologetically and extremely obviously inspired by SCP-6665, which is an absolute masterpiece and much better than this thing. Go read it!! But read this one first, please.
This article is also about being trans, and while I myself am trans, it's the other way around for me. I hope I did it justice.
"This is a really great remix of classic SCP lore and an excellent anomaly."
Animal Hospital, author of SCP-7256
This is my most significant achievement on this site, I would say.
The story starts in April (the month of the chair), when a mysterious author named Saig posts a tale called, you guessed it, REAGANPUNK. I never actually read it, embarrassingly enough, but reading the title planted this idea in my head, of a futuristic setting where REAGAN rules supreme.
This article's direction and development went to a lot of different places. The original vision was a SCP-7006-esque DnD-type choose-your-own-adventure. I would use the Table of Content feature to let the reader skip to different points on the page depending on what they choose.
It became pretty clear early on that I'd have to settle on using Twine as a more convenient and easier way to do a CYOA. HaydenSaintPascal showed me a CSS-only CYOA system in the sandbox, but I never got around to using it.
What staggers, annoys, and frustrates me about 9899 is how disgustingly ambitious the original project was. It would be like 6500, with four different paths to take, which would all be CYOAs in their own rights, of course. I went with this path for around the first half of production, during which I cut the number down to 2, and then to 1 when I sat up and said "Wait, this is fucking undoable".
After that, I dropped every character except for Braxton.
At this point, all my worrying, complaining, flopping, whining, weeping, and self-pitying I was doing made DFAstillo91 forcefully squeezed himself into production. We brainstormed a lot of amazing things, and Astillo made some very valuable additions, such as the ReagAngels and the virus that ties Braxton to Reagan's crimes. He also wrote the dramatic finale where you demolish Reagan. Would've been nice if I got to do that, but, no use whining when Astillo did such a good job.
The worst part of this, by far, was Act 3. I wrote it in one night, in one sitting, while panicking. Eventually, this panic turned into an actual panic attack, and I powered through it to finish the act. Which explains how unfinished and awful it is.
So, uh, that's the story of REAGANPUNK. It got a little long-winded.
This is the third time my complete incompetence when it comes to participating in contests and other deadlined events was exposed. This was by far the worst, and has kind of made me swear off participating in any contest in the future.
I am planning to return to this one, finish it, polish it up, and the expand it into a full canon. I have many ideas. Stay tunded
"This was an actiony, fun, bizarre, surprising story with very charming and just as badass characters, a pretty sick premise, and a good execution, not to mention the of course super cool visuals."
Anyar, author of SCP-9682
I have absolutely no memory of how I came up with the idea for this. That being said, I'm glad I did, because this is like my fastest growing SCP, and maybe even fastest growing page period.
One thing that vexes me about this one, however, is the ending. Some people love it, and think that the article would be incomplete without it, and some have said that it hinders the horror of the piece. I, personally think it's pretty good, but it's frustrating to see that the consensus of readers just can't make their mind up about it. PlaguePJP even went as far to say that SCP-5364 is "pretty much perfect", aside from the ending. Which, yknow, it's a huge honor to have your work called perfect by someone like Plague, but also incredibly frustrating.
"I find this to be pretty much perfect."
PlaguePJP, author of SCP-8000
"I lost sleep over this. Haunting."
Dr Angell, author of SCP-8627
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ACHIEVEMENTS
UNLOCKED: 4/25
UNLOCKED: 8/34
REVIEWS
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Every year, countless authors contribute to the SCP Wiki. Chocco is one of them.
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Chocco kidnapped me and sent me here. Cool person, love her articles but I'd like to go home now
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Damn, this fella loves its chairs.
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Fuck you.
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Chocco is like a graceful swan. If you throw a brick at it, she dies.
- Falconn
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I don't know Chocco too well, but she's pretty chill.
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Wait lemme think of something deep and meaningful to say.
- Falconn
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If I was in Cyberpunk I would get big arms and beat the shit out of Chocco.
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Get back to your html. PUNK!!!
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Go white girl, go white girl go!
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I'm sending you to Brazil.
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Passers-by were astounded by the amount of blood left behind.
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What's "dih"?
COOL KIDS TABLE
Mister_Toasty1
DFAstillo912
Billith3
Caliste_Leda4
HaydenSaintPascal5
switchitea6
CrazyGrayzee7
Heck_Tech8
geekaleek9
- Jace Stephens10
super cool art by CrazyGrayzee RAAAAH
THE LIST
| Achievables | Unlocked? |
|---|---|
| SCPs | SCPs |
| Write an SCP | ✔️ |
| Write 5 SCPs | ✔️ |
| Write 10 SCPs | |
| Write 25 SCPs | |
| Write an SCP tagged as "safe" | ✔️ |
| Write an SCP tagged as "euclid" | ✔️ |
| Write an SCP tagged as "keter" | ✔️ |
| Write an SCP tagged as "thaumiel" | ✔️ |
| Write an SCP tagged as "neutralized" | ✔️ |
| Write an SCP tagged as "explained" | |
| Write an SCP tagged as "joke" | |
| Write an SCP tagged as "esoteric-class" | |
| Collaborate on an SCP | ✔️ |
| Write an SCP-001 Proposal | |
| Write an SCP in Series I | |
| Write an SCP in Series II | |
| Write an SCP in Series III | |
| Write an SCP in Series IV | ✔️ |
| Write an SCP in Series V | |
| Write an SCP in Series VI | ✔️ |
| Write an ¨SCP in Series VII | |
| Write an SCP in Series VIII | ✔️ |
| Write an SCP in Series IX | ✔️ |
| Write an SCP in Series X | ✔️ |
| Write a format screw SCP | ✔️ |
| Tales | Tales |
| Write a tale | ✔️ |
| Write 5 tales | |
| Write 10 tales | |
| Write 15 tales | |
| Write a tale that gets to +50 | ✔️ |
| Write a tale that gets to +100 | ✔️ |
| Start a tale series | |
| Finish a tale series | |
| Collaborate on a tale | ✔️ |
| Write a Parawatch Tale | |
| GoI Formats | GoI Formats |
| Write a GoI Format | |
| Write 5 GoI Formats | |
| Write 10 GoI Formats | |
| Write 15 GoI Formats | |
| Write a GoI format that gets to +50 | |
| Write a GoI format that gets to +100 | |
| Collaborate on a GoI Format | |
| Write an Alexylva University Format | |
| Write an Ambrose Restaurants Format | |
| Write an Anderson Robotics Format | |
| Write an AWCY? Format | |
| Write a Black Queen Format | |
| Write a Chicago Spirit Format | |
| Write a CotBG Format | |
| Write a DEER College Format | |
| Write a Dr. Wondertainment Format | |
| Write a Factory Format | |
| Write a GOC Format | |
| Write a GRU Division "P" Format | |
| Write a Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting Format | |
| Write a Horizon Initiative Format | |
| Write an ICSUT Format | |
| Write an IJAMEA Format | |
| Write a Manna Charitable Foundation Format | |
| Write an MC&D Format | |
| Write a Medicean Academy of the Occult Arts Format | |
| Write a "Nobody" Format | |
| Write an ORIA Format | |
| Write an Oneiroi Collective Format | |
| Write a Prometheus Labs, Inc. Format | |
| Write a Serpent's Hand Format | |
| Write a Shark Punching Center Format | |
| Write an Unusual Cargo Format | |
| Write a Wilson's Wildlife Solutions Format | |
| General | General |
| Get +200 net upvotes | ✔️ |
| Get +500 net upvotes | ✔️ |
| Get +1000 net upvotes | |
| Get +2000 net upvotes | |
| Get +3000 net upvotes | |
| Get +4000 net upvotes | |
| Get +5000 net upvotes | |
| Surpass one Moto of upvotes | |
| Enter an X000 Contest | ✔️ |
| Enter a Contest | ✔️ |
| Win a Contest | |
| Write for a canon | |
| Write 5 articles for canons | |
| Write 10 articles for canons | |
| Write for 5 different canons | |
| Create a canon | |
| Write a thing that does a thing | ✔️ |
| Write a spooky scary murder monster | |
| Write a temporal anomaly | |
| Write a ghost story | |
| Write an urban legend | |
| Write a mystery that gets solved | ✔️ |
| Write a mystery that doesn't get solved | ✔️ |
| Write something grimdark | |
| Write something zany | ✔️ |
| Write a recurring character | ✔️ |
| Write a recurring author avatar | |
| Write about a one-time phenomenon | ✔️ |
| Write about the Foundation being cruel | |
| Write about the Foundation being saviors | ✔️ |
| Write about the Foundation's hands being tied | |
| Write a humanoid | ✔️ |
| Write a sad article | |
| Write a wholesome article | |
| Write a confusing article | ✔️ |
| Write a disturbing article | ✔️ |
| Write a body horror article | ✔️ |
| Write a funny article | ✔️ |
| Write a 3000+ word article | ✔️ |
| Write a <1000 word article | ✔️ |
| Write a <500 word article | ✔️ |
| Write an article about space | |
| Write an article about the seas | |
| Write an article about a moral dilemma | ✔️ |
| Write an article with a lot of dialogue | ✔️ |
| Write an article without a story | |
| Write a dado article | |
| Write an article about a Series I SCP | ✔️ |
| Write an article that uses "The Listpages Thing" | ✔️ |
| Write, crit, and post an article within 24 hours | ✔️ |
| Write an article that gets a YouTube video made about it | ✔️ |
| Write an article that gets a good YouTube video made about it | ✔️ |
| Write an article that gets covered by TheeSherm | |
| Had fanart made of one of my articles | ✔️ |
| Commission art for one of my articles | |
| Write an article that gets to +50 | ✔️ |
| Write an article that gets to +100 | ✔️ |
| Write an article that gets to +200 | ✔️ |
| Write an article that gets to +300 | |
| Write an article that gets to +400 | |
| Write an article that gets to +500 | |
| Write an article that gets to +1000 | |
| Write an article that gets to +100 in a week | ✔️ |
| Write an article that gets to +200 in a month | |
| Write an article that gets to be the Top Rated of the Last 30 Days | ✔️ |
| Get an article featured on the front page | ✔️ |
| Successfully coldpost an article | ✔️ |
| Create a new GoI | ✔️ |
UNLOCKED: idk/idk