‘Chicago Recoveries No. 12’ (Lot C8791S)

In 1938, Marshall, Carter, and Dark ran into a string of violent losses with regards to cargo being ferried through Chicago.

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Initial Writeup
Penned by: Silas King
Date August 15th, 1940
Interest Medium-High
Identifier Chicago Recoveries No. 12
Description
Back in 1938, the company ran into a string of violent losses with regards to magickal cargo we were ferrying through Chicago. We have historically avoided the American Midwest for many reasons, but the Great Lakes and Mississippi River’s ancient mana imprints are unfortunately perfect for preserving perishable magicks which may find themselves at risk of fading from more earthly shipment methods. So we did what we had to do.

It was to no one’s surprise that our stock drew the attention of unsavory types—what did trip us proper were the actual perpetrators. We expected the likes of mundane gangs like the Chicago Outfit, but instead we found ourselves at the whims of the Chicago Spirit, and that was a bigger nightmare than anyone at the office prepared for. Because of their destructive meddling, we lost the trust of a lot of clients we will have to put in double-time to get back, many of which the senior executives were very close to.

How Percival managed to deal with those wannabe-magician ruffians, I do not wish to know. Nobody really wishes to know, not even Sir Carter or Madam Marshall. There is a dark air about him when inquired about the affair—and from the blood on much of the recovered inventory (of how much was originally ours I can’t fully parse), I hesitate to assume it was resolved cordially.

If he asks me to get that out, I’m not doing it.
File Opened Under: Lot C8791S
Marshall, Carter & Dark Ltd.

C8791S/MZ92S/K13FF
Status Selling
Demand Very High
Value 7500£/30225$ per piece
Availability 5 pieces1
Identifier A Sugar Fairy’s Medicine
Description Items are a collection of small, raisin-flavored ‘sugar plum’ candies filled with quartzwood dryad sap. When consumed, the individual will find their internal temperature completely stabilized for the next fifteen years, rendering them immune to not just a range of symptoms from a variety of illnesses, but to many of the deleterious effects of aging and mundane discomfort as well.
Notes I can personally account for 5 of the missing pieces here—they were given out as bribes to Foundation agents in exchange for information on the whereabouts of a particular ‘nightly’ spectre I had been trying to hunt. Chicago is quite the dirty, pauperous city, and I didn’t want to stay there for any longer than I had to. Not sure how worthwhile that gamble was in the end, as I never found him intentionally. — Percival Darke
Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd.

C8791S/JEH82/LLX81
Status Selling
Demand Low
Value 500£/2015$
Availability 1 unit of 5 cards (must be purchased together)
Identifier Jester Jokedown
Description A set of joker cards named Canio, Perkeo, Yoric, Triboulet, and Chicot. Items animate when held in the hands like regular playing cards, whispering jokes to each other and to the holder that are always guaranteed to make at least one person in the room laugh. Perkeo has the added effect of creating three photo-negatives of any photograph in the user’s left hand when substituted for the Fool in a Tarot deck and drawn.
Misc. Associated Items Cards were acquired from a box given by a bribed police officer; it also contained photographs of what appears to be a crime scene. Subjects include: multiple piles of .45 caliber bullet casings, blood sprayed all over the furniture of an opium den, broken whiskey bottles, and dozens of severely mutilated bodies, most with the skin of their faces bitten off. The last photo is of a man with sharp, angular bite marks all over his windpipe and eye sockets.
Notes I typically do not feel the need to hide my business from the authorities, however I don’t particularly like the kinds of rumors these photos could wring out from the public. Our company did just discover Chicago possesses a number of very rich vampire families—I’d hate for this to ruin them accidentally.— Percival Darke
Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd.

C8791S/V726S/OU21Q
Status Selling
Demand Medium
Reserve 1000£/4030$ per unit
Low Estimate 2000£/8060$ per unit
High Estimate 4500£/18135$ per unit
Availability 17 units2
Identifier Not Your Average Skeleton Key
Description Polished keys made out of ivory with a skull carved into the head. When pressed against the skin of any living human and turned clockwise, the skeleton of the victim will twist through the skin with the key’s movement, becoming completely separated from the body if rotated enough. There is no anesthetic property to this action; the skin keeps all of its pain sensations as the skeleton is forced through it.
Misc. Associated Items Keys were acquired from an intercepted Foundation safe that contained various weaponry used by the Chicago Spirit such as tommy guns, pyromancy grimoires,3 and transmutative smoke bombs. These miscellaneous items were all severely damaged, covered in blood, salvia, and various other unidentifiable body fluids, rendering them unfit for sale.
Notes Interesting how those simpletons managed to get their hands on so many useful baubles. I’d be more impressed if they hadn’t destroyed most of their stock with untrained hands.

But since these are still intact enough for auction, the only question is which market we are most interested in: the rusałki,4 the Soviets, or the Italian mafia. I’m not sure if we could corral those types into the same room without someone being stabbed. — Percival Darke
Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd.

C8791S/BY52Q/LH881
Status Selling
Demand Very High
Reserve 4000£/16120$
Low Estimate 6000£/24180$
High Estimate 10000£/40300$
Availability 1 case of 52 components5
Identifier Bottomless Beer Bounties
Description Items are a collection of clear, unlabeled nonic pint glasses which ‘age’ any alcohol poured into them over the course of twenty minutes. This aging process imparts the notes of white oak barrels onto the spirit in the case of whiskey, gin, and tequila, and French oak for all other types.
There is an upper limit on the age a drink can take on this way; generally, the glasses do not age the alcohol more than 50 years.
Notes Finally, I can put the inquiries of when we’re putting this up for auction to rest. We are lucky that there are as many intact as there are, though you will not find me thanking the drunkard bootleggers who swiped these for that. (I should have considered more completely what they would have weaponised against me, especially when pinched.)— Percival Darke
Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd.

C8791S/YT591/BB20A
Status Not Selling
Demand Unknown
Value Currently Unassigned
Availability 1 copy
Identifier Maddest Of Rabbits
Description A copy of Lewis Carroll’s Alice In Wonderland. When read for at least five minutes, user gains the ability to summon a horde of white rabbits and direct them where to go. Rabbits are immune from most kinds of damage, but will die and begin rapidly decomposing after approximately seven hours. This decomposition releases massive amounts of sulfuric acid into the environment, equal in mass to fifty times that of the rabbit.
Misc. Associated Items Copy was acquired in a box of other goods obtained through the blackmailing of a UIU detective. Inside were cigars, fae corpse paperweights, and letters from someone with the surname of “Chappell” to a one “Mr. Night”, discussing use of the book to intimidate police officers, factory owners, and one “obnoxiously British snob”.
Notes This ruined so many of my best shoes. — Percival Darke
Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd.

C8791S/HY29O/FB22L
Status Not For Sale6
Value N/A
Availability Not For Public Use
Identifier N/A
Description The soul of a one R Chappell, former leader of the Chicago Spirit. First name has been stripped using a disjoint fae-based chaining spell, drawing power from a jawbone embedded with numerous pieces of glass, rusty nails, and razor blades. This jawbone was sourced by Percival’s hands from one of Chappell’s high-ranking subordinates known locally as “Sawteeth”.7

Item possesses an unusually negative soulbound polarity, rendering it a suitable conductor for large loads of magickal energy.8 When placed into a metallomantic amplifier, the soul is capable of processing metals from non-metals at an efficiency unmatched by any current technology, extending even to magickal metals such as kjorium and byzerl, normally unable to be refined without lunar evocation. It can also purify faebound iron and steel, reversing their decay and freeing the material to be smelted once more.
Internal Use Due to the item’s properties, mechanisms to harness this power are currently being developed by our magickal constructs Persephone and Merlin. Projected revenue from completed plans stand at approximately 3.53£ million per year for the first five years, with 6.70£ million and higher in all following years due to anticipatory trends in fae-adjacent market conditions.

Estimates on the completion of the blueprints is 3 months, 1 if they can figure out how to offset the exponential pain quotients their calculations are running into. Both have reported that there is no upper limit on how much soulular stress the soul can tolerate (optimal for maximising its productivity), but a plateau in how much time-dilation illusions can assist in the production of anguish.

Because of this, the item is being probed for the torture methods it employed against others while alive for use against itself.9
Notes You never fail to find new ways to disgust me, Percival. Did you suspect his soul was worth something or did you start this project just to spit on his nonexistent grave? — Silas King
Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd.
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