My author page has a preview. Do you know who doesn't have a preview on their author page? Djkaktus.
Me? Nope.
Testing, testing. Is this thing on? The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. She sells seashells by the seashore. Six sticky skeletons. Hippo. Greek grapes. I'm just fucking with you.
Hello world! I'm Cathy Autumn, your friendly neighborhood author. I don't know who in the world fucked up badly enough to allow me onto the website, but it's too late now! You're suck with me for ever and ever.
A few facts about myself:
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- Pronouns are She/It;
- If you couldn't guess from the fact that literally all of my pages use the Trans Pride theme, I'm Trans! If you have a problem with that, then how do I say this politely… go fuck yourself;
- Horror and weird fiction nerd;
- Massive TMA1 fan;
I think that's everything!
SCP-7845 — Two Ships Passing In The Night
Researcher Chen reported an undefined feeling of sadness and loneliness that persisted throughout the day.
SCP-7846 — A Stage Illuminated Only By Ghost Light
The audience sits passively. There is a moment of silence. The performer begins their monologue.
(30 Nov 2023 16:34) (+48), Last comment by Idkwhatnametoput52, 04 Jan 2026 13:40
This article is secretly a vent piece about how much I hated being forced to join the Drama Club.
Also, ghost light is a theater term meaning an electric light that is left energized on the stage of a theatre when the theatre is unoccupied and would otherwise be completely dark.
Associated TMA Entity: The Stranger
SCP-8413 — Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, 9 to 5
The previous description (Revision #023) was denied due to including a number of disputed terms. At issue are the words "judgement", "justice", "punishment", and "thematic".
(10 Apr 2024 17:21) (+115), Last comment by DFAstillo91, 01 Oct 2025 22:46
I really, really, hate my job, so I wrote a story about it. My first foray into body horror.
Associated TMA Entity: The Flesh
SCP-8047 — Writhing, Squirming, Living
You're gonna live another day. You're just not going to like how.
(13 May 2024 16:07) (+135), Last comment by PlanesDev, 25 Nov 2025 22:28
To me, the Fire Suppression Department is at its most interesting when they're working behind the scenes and they aren't doing anything directly awful. Torturing or threatening your employees is lame. Gaslight them instead.
Also, I hate worms.
Associated TMA Entity: The Corruption
SCP-8169 — Arachnophilia
Large clumps of web have been discovered within the menstrual blood of SCP-8169-A instances.
(21 May 2024 12:27) (+143), Last comment by PlanesDev, 16 Dec 2025 22:33
Warning: This story contains sexual themes and extreme body horror. It was written primary to inspire disgust and horror.
This story made three of my IRL friends angry at me and lose their appetites. I count that as a success.
Associated TMA Entity: The Web
SCP-8869 — Rhizomatic Murder Victims
To kill for entertainment is harmless.
(12 Aug 2024 14:51) (+38), Last comment by NewFoundDanger, 18 Nov 2025 23:17
Cowritten with FLOORBOARDS and MisterFrown.
A spiritual remix of SCP-7413. (To make it clear for people with 0 reading comprehension: I was never broken up with and don't want to kill people.)
Associated TMA Entity: The Beholding
SCP-276-ARC — Foundation of '76
SCP-276 designates the remains of the five members of the Kirk Lonwood Choir Club of 1976.
(23 Aug 2024 19:03) (+69), Last comment by Zyn, 12 Jul 2025 07:28
No, this isn't a Series I SCP.
Instead it's a Delta Green-inspired SCP of just how messed up and badly organized the 70s Foundation was. Featuring a beloved old Author Avatar (I make him racist.)
Associated TMA Entity: The Slaughter
SCP-8091 — Pyrophobia: Burn With Me
The subject must be entirely consumed by the conflagration.
(03 Oct 2024 14:18) (+127), Last comment by tarjunior, 23 Sep 2025 19:44
Written for Anthology 2024. It didn’t do as well as I hoped, but I got a fucking Volgun video out of it, so….
Associated TMA Entity: The Desolation
SCP-8071 — Leave Me In Misery
On 10/12/2020, the SCP-8071 Research Team made a breakthrough in stable and affordable containment of the anomaly.
(02 Nov 2024 13:45) (+41), Last comment by SkeletonInAFridge, 12 Jan 2025 19:19
Written about a person I know. Also the Trash fire canon, which is the best on the site. Fight me.
Associated TMA Entity: The Spiral
SCP-8931 — Bleach
SCP-8931 designates an anomalous compound found within all humans, colloquially referred to by Foundation staff as “the chemical of forgetting.”
(06 Jul 2025 14:55) (+23), Last comment by Daydream of Hell, 06 Jan 2026 19:53
Written for classiccon in like 20 minutes. Did eh.
Associated TMA Entity: The Dark
SCP-9004 — Mercy
Analysis of said data reveals that it is a continuation of the subject’s life post-mortem until a death of old age or other natural causes.
(26 Sep 2025 04:15) (+249), Last comment by shoober, 24 Dec 2025 19:57
For 9kon. I did far better than I thought I would.
Associated TMA Entity: The End
SCP-9071 — Chick Archive
So anyway I put the photo on the wall. All the chicks.
(22 Oct 2025 23:10) (+96), Last comment by reptarien, 02 Dec 2025 10:36
Cowritten with Floorboards. Photo taken myself.
Associated TMA Entity: The Spiral
SCP-9091 — Stardust
SCP-9091 is believed to originate at least 14 billion light years away from the solar system and was discovered in Jerusalem on 02/14/2023 during a routine archaeological dig.
(28 Oct 2025 15:30) (+26), Last comment by ProfessorMK, 01 Nov 2025 02:18
Space is interesting. There’s stuff there we don’t get.
Associated TMA Entity: The Vast
One More Tomorrow — Vignettes From A World Under Pizzicato
Where everything isn't meant to be okay // In television dreams of tomorrow
(29 May 2024 18:15) (+87), Last comment by Daydream of Hell, 05 Aug 2024 14:20
Cowritten with a fuck ton of people.
A work for the 8000 Dead Rats Canon.
Associated TMA Entity: The Extinction
Chronicle Of The Worm — A Story About Power
"I expect great things from you, Director Graham."
(30 May 2024 16:48) (+60), Last comment by DFAstillo91, 01 Oct 2025 22:14
Written for two canons.
I want to beat Graham to death with a rock.
Associated TMA Entity: The Buried
But nobody came.
These are SCPs that I wish I had written first. Some of my favorites and my recommendations for y'all to read.
SCP-7324 by FLOORBOARDS
Billy Bob Brockali: Things can’t keep going the way they are, kiddo. From here on out, there will be consequences.
SCP-7804 by It's a bad idea
All gods of the pantheon must be honored no matter how terrible. That is the will of the bells. And we must respect that. Don't forget, and good night.
SCP-5050 by JackalRelated
"It is my decree that our new visitors should be treated with respect and kindness and not mauled, maimed, disfigured, or killed in any way possible. I will see it they get their just desserts."
SCP-2747 by minmin
At no time are the properties of the anafabula as outlined in Appendix B to arise in real life, whether as a result of deliberate or natural action. Any object, person or event bearing more than significance-level α to the semblance threshold is to be altered via whatever means possible.
SCP-5956 by HarryBlank and Placeholder MCD
I can't live without you. But, after what I've done to you, I hope you can live without me.
SCP-6223 by LordStoneFish
DJ Slimy: I always know who I need, who I want. The subjects of my sermons are guaranteed to understand.
SCP-3178 by UraniumEmpire
They call it God-fearing for a reason.
SCP-5657 by T. Rutherford
Until testing is complete, SCP-5657's survival is considered paramount, as currently they are the only known means of detecting "Smiling Men".
SCP-⌘ by MontagueETC
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING LIE IS A TRUTH. PLEASE INSERT DISC 2 INTO YOUR CONSOLE.
SCP-5656 by Pedantique
You'll see, assholes. I'll show you what happens when you stab someone in the back. You aren't the only ones with teeth to spare.
SCP-8140 by Grigori Karpin
They fascinate me. Rewriting history to suit their needs. Battle lost? Change it. Bad day? Do it over. I would give anything to have that power. To change just that one day.
Nagiros' Proposal: R ¦ A ¦ G ¦ E by Nagiros3
The Edict of 2102 remains in effect: Sepulchration of Tier-Null Terra is acceptable in the pursuit of SCP-001's annihilum. There is no world worth saving but the one we have ordained.
SCP-7794 by Cubeflix
All the glass objects and silverware were found shattered. All the windows and exits in the home were locked. Chairs and furniture were placed over the doors, likely by the victim. The upstairs bathroom of the house was found missing.
SCP-5999 by S D Locke, Modern_Erasmus, TheeSherm, Woedenaz, VolgunStrife
Discoveries: One hundred extinguished candles, gathered in the center of the living quarters.
SCP-2498 by Minmin
I kept on going up. And it was the same. Sky after sky. Shells and shells. Our world is wrong. We were wrong. There is no revelation, only introspection.
SCP-8060 by Ratking666 and Monkeysky
There is no such thing as darkness here.
Pickman-Blank Proposal: The Frontispiece by HarryBlank and ihp
Stop Compromising Principles.
SCP-5790 by MaliceAforethought
[DATA EXPUNGED] increase biological similarity between cerebrospinal fluid and holy water to lower death toll.
SCP-7660 by A Random Day
When you died, you dreamed of fire and metal. There was a glass window somewhere beyond your reach while you burned alive. When you lived, you met each slamhound in turn with the same pain.
SCP-8994 by Redredred
Her soul will be destroyed following punishment. She will not be offered a reprieve by God.
SOMEHOW I HAVE FAN ART!!!!
Art of SCP-7846 by Dr. Vikki Lost
Art of SCP-7846 by Ratking666
Art of SCP-8169 by Ratking666
This tab is vandalizable! You can vandalize it!4
TROUT WUZ HERE
Lemon says hi
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Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.5
Go read kong, shing, gong. is good content
dude. are we talking horses6
I am here
Okay, so I was called into work today and they told me about those things that happen when you do the thing, you know? Well, it was fucked up and I never want to see anything like it ever again. Also, this is dio, have a good day.
Platypuses are imposter birbs
-DrCorvus
You left the door to your garage open, so I took a souvenir! I'll return it eventually… probably… Oh look an an article draft!
-Flopmind