Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne's Personnel File
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Caterer Hyne preparing a 'Data Ex-Sponge Cake'.

Name: Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne

Occupation: Preparation of consumables.

Location: Caterer Hyne is currently located at the food preparation area at Site ██.

History: Timothy A. Hyne graduated from Oxford University with degrees in Mathematics, Physics and Philosophy. Inexplicably, he then decided to become a chef. Caterer Hyne was the head chef at the [DATA EXPUNGED], Paris for seven years before the restaurant was destroyed during a containment breach of SCP-███.
He then became a cook at the '██████ Spoon' diner in Florida for two years until it was evacuated after becoming host to SCP-███.
Caterer Hyne remained homeless for two years until he encountered SCP-███. At this point, [DATA EXPUNGED] despite his grievous injuries, was brought onto Site ██ staff.
Over the next three years, he made a healthy recovery.

Caterer Hyne has provided food for those working with these SCP's:

SCP Rating Comments Created
SCP-670 301 36 18 Aug 2011 22:49
SCP-737 174 34 20 Aug 2011 14:10
SCP-753 313 41 21 Aug 2011 14:03
SCP-777 130 22 22 Aug 2011 04:07
SCP-870 449 52 22 Aug 2011 18:47
SCP-846 444 62 24 Aug 2011 13:21
SCP-927 57 21 24 Aug 2011 22:21
SCP-993 1305 195 25 Aug 2011 20:05
SCP-779 170 36 01 Sep 2011 20:31
SCP-872 307 63 01 Oct 2011 00:29
SCP-929 60 19 08 Oct 2011 00:46
SCP-844 73 16 08 Oct 2011 03:24
SCP-849 79 24 08 Oct 2011 04:50
SCP-855 117 23 08 Oct 2011 11:32
SCP-857 181 30 08 Oct 2011 21:21
SCP-862 138 33 09 Oct 2011 21:54
SCP-875 124 15 10 Oct 2011 20:58
SCP-863 98 20 11 Oct 2011 21:15
SCP-918 180 40 12 Oct 2011 21:01
SCP-949 209 51 16 Oct 2011 21:39
SCP-1002 242 32 19 Oct 2011 20:53
SCP-1891 122 17 28 Oct 2011 14:56
SCP-1018 227 24 19 Nov 2011 23:00
SCP-1154 152 31 24 Jun 2012 01:34
SCP-1151 207 56 28 Jun 2012 03:25
SCP-1437 1202 152 25 Aug 2012 23:30
SCP-1603 207 28 09 Mar 2013 19:42
SCP-1312 503 78 10 Mar 2013 03:28
SCP-1592 128 18 10 Mar 2013 21:56
SCP-1607 189 38 11 Mar 2013 22:24
SCP-1944 185 38 14 Mar 2013 22:57
SCP-1319 351 55 17 Mar 2013 02:33
SCP-1279 206 48 18 Mar 2013 22:43
SCP-1593 103 22 26 Apr 2013 19:35
SCP-2384 216 33 14 Dec 2016 19:51
SCP-2391 164 27 15 Dec 2016 21:05
SCP-2874 352 32 17 Dec 2016 20:14
SCP-2536 93 16 19 Dec 2016 02:31
SCP-2452 59 17 20 Dec 2016 14:56
SCP-3207 105 14 02 Feb 2018 17:45
SCP-3318 276 32 04 Feb 2018 18:50
SCP-3134 33 3 07 Feb 2018 21:10
SCP-3843 135 13 12 Feb 2018 02:16
SCP-3127 310 38 15 Feb 2018 05:29
SCP-3422 104 8 17 Feb 2018 18:00
SCP-3587 57 6 18 Feb 2018 06:47
SCP-3271 94 5 19 Feb 2018 16:52
Tanhony's Proposal 605 61 22 Feb 2018 04:39
SCP-3166 555 70 24 Feb 2018 23:18
SCP-3255 81 8 26 Feb 2018 23:47
SCP-3135 144 14 28 Feb 2018 18:01
SCP-3149 117 18 02 Mar 2018 03:27
SCP-3936 417 30 03 Mar 2018 21:53
SCP-3151 43 7 11 Mar 2018 01:10
SCP-3160 266 22 11 Mar 2018 23:55
SCP-3179 206 16 13 Mar 2018 02:40
SCP-3182 78 10 15 Mar 2018 04:21
SCP-3186 196 23 15 Mar 2018 23:48
SCP-3172 74 4 17 Mar 2018 00:37
SCP-3890 355 40 18 Mar 2018 18:42
SCP-3411 46 17 25 Mar 2018 21:56
SCP-4993 111 5 04 Sep 2018 22:19
SCP-4156 184 21 04 Aug 2019 01:50
SCP-4162 181 14 05 Aug 2019 23:06
SCP-4419 70 8 06 Aug 2019 22:09
SCP-4183 296 39 07 Aug 2019 21:58
SCP-4254 50 4 09 Aug 2019 23:54
SCP-4972 216 32 10 Aug 2019 23:00
SCP-4506 85 4 11 Aug 2019 19:48
SCP-4609 98 13 12 Aug 2019 23:44
SCP-4278 90 11 13 Aug 2019 22:42
SCP-4263 140 13 14 Aug 2019 22:44
SCP-4240 286 30 15 Aug 2019 22:22
SCP-4342 64 24 17 Aug 2019 15:09
SCP-4395 67 12 18 Aug 2019 14:59
SCP-4317 87 25 21 Aug 2019 19:04
SCP-4365 113 15 29 Aug 2019 19:08
SCP-4407 48 7 01 Sep 2019 02:45
SCP-4296 153 27 06 Sep 2019 22:40
SCP-4974 139 36 08 Sep 2019 12:23
SCP-4438 122 26 05 Jan 2020 00:49
SCP-4892 133 22 06 Jan 2020 23:58
SCP-4861 200 22 07 Jan 2020 22:57
SCP-4473 74 8 08 Jan 2020 22:12
SCP-5000 2427 319 14 Jan 2020 18:58
SCP-5688 175 30 22 Feb 2020 00:27
SCP-5131 357 26 25 Feb 2020 19:29
SCP-5966 116 12 26 Feb 2020 21:50
SCP-5022 134 12 27 Feb 2020 20:24
SCP-5101 229 22 29 Feb 2020 01:27
SCP-5166 108 10 01 Mar 2020 20:00
SCP-5757 62 8 05 Mar 2020 18:16
SCP-5310 76 10 05 Mar 2020 22:41
SCP-5024 140 11 08 Mar 2020 14:27
SCP-5299 41 5 09 Mar 2020 23:00
SCP-5695 44 7 12 Mar 2020 19:35
SCP-5034 201 26 14 Mar 2020 15:12
SCP-5066 125 10 23 May 2020 20:12
SCP-5088 113 31 26 May 2020 01:25
Tanhony's Proposal II 293 46 27 May 2020 15:13
SCP-5190 49 33 28 May 2020 21:24
Ongoing Incident XK70: "Discovering SCP" 71 12 30 May 2020 15:01
SCP-5683 213 21 01 Jun 2020 13:05
SCP-5102 138 16 05 Jun 2020 01:29
SCP-5255 70 17 06 Jun 2020 21:34
SCP-5062 133 7 12 Jun 2020 23:52
SCP-5145 233 27 18 Jun 2020 21:01
SCP-5159 82 10 21 Feb 2021 21:57
SCP-5167 189 253 23 Feb 2021 01:10
SCP-5351 74 10 25 Feb 2021 01:01
SCP-5212 76 14 27 Feb 2021 22:44
SCP-5322 120 19 02 Mar 2021 00:12
SCP-5958 51 6 05 Mar 2021 15:53
SCP-5761 316 87 15 Mar 2021 23:29
SCP-6066 44 8 24 Jul 2021 17:00
SCP-6565 66 8 31 Jul 2021 16:37
SCP-6076 76 29 03 Aug 2021 11:56
SCP-6088 52 7 02 Sep 2021 23:16
SCP-6096 162 40 09 Sep 2021 21:49

Caterer Hyne has found these documents under the ovens in the food preparation area:

Tale Rating Comments Created
3. Mr. Money 122 10 16 Sep 2011 15:56
9. Mr. Clumsy 127 16 22 Sep 2011 15:42
Property of Communication Verifier ████, SPC Corporation 48 17 01 Oct 2011 21:28
Behind the Scenes 208 25 04 Oct 2011 16:49
Game Day Part 1: Preliminaries 62 8 05 Oct 2011 21:02
Recorded 37 15 08 Oct 2011 06:52
A Little Chat 24 6 22 Oct 2011 21:50
Welcome to the Future 164 20 25 Oct 2011 22:06
Shark Tale 20 23 26 Oct 2011 15:16
Communication Log Magenta 24 6 28 Oct 2011 21:30
Fun 20 8 16 Nov 2011 16:25
The Case of the Missing Hand 55 16 15 Jan 2012 00:12
Sudden Thoughts 27 14 26 Feb 2012 17:09
What Lies Ahead 92 36 24 Mar 2013 23:03
BobbleCon 2018 103 12 13 Feb 2018 03:06
The Night Beach 35 5 18 Feb 2018 19:35
The Revolution Will Be Televised 88 14 23 Feb 2018 21:11
Ooo ooo ooo ooo, ooo ooo ooo 99 21 16 Aug 2019 23:17
BobbleCon 2020 43 8 14 Jun 2020 18:45
Blackened 34 5 03 Mar 2021 01:08
Me, Myself And I 20 5 25 Jul 2021 00:48
The Worst Version Of Myself 27 1 28 Jul 2021 20:25

Caterer Hyne's Recipes:

Saturday Surprise

  • Twenty-seven (27) red apples, fifteen (15) of which must be bruised
  • One (1) green apple, no bruising
  • Two (2) slices of pepperoni pizza
  • Excretions from SCP-███ 'The Secret Ingredient'

Data Ex-Sponge Cake

  • One (1) sponge cake
  • One (1) marker pen
  • Write the words 'data expunged' onto the sponge cake.

Tele-Kill Takeaway

  • One (1) sheet of metal painted blue
  • Two (2) tomatoes
  • One (1) carrot
  • Three (3) eggs

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  • Whatever's left from the Saturday Surprise
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