Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne's Personnel File

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Caterer Hyne preparing a 'Data Ex-Sponge Cake'.

Name: Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne

Occupation: Preparation of consumables.

Location: Caterer Hyne is currently located at the food preparation area at Site ██.

History: Timothy A. Hyne graduated from Oxford University with degrees in Mathematics, Physics, and Philosophy. Inexplicably, he then decided to become a chef. Caterer Hyne was the head chef at the [DATA EXPUNGED], Paris for seven years before the restaurant was destroyed during a containment breach of SCP-███.
He then became a cook at the '██████ Spoon' diner in Florida for two years until it was evacuated after becoming host to SCP-███.
Caterer Hyne remained homeless for two years until he encountered SCP-███. At this point, [DATA EXPUNGED] despite his grievous injuries, was brought onto Site ██ staff.
Over the next three years, he made a healthy recovery.

Caterer Hyne has provided food for those working with these SCP's:

SCP Rating Comments Created
SCP-670 317 36 18 Aug 2011 22:49
SCP-737 191 36 20 Aug 2011 14:10
SCP-753 327 42 21 Aug 2011 14:03
SCP-777 139 22 22 Aug 2011 04:07
SCP-870 480 54 22 Aug 2011 18:47
SCP-846 479 63 24 Aug 2011 13:21
SCP-927 63 21 24 Aug 2011 22:21
SCP-993 1408 199 25 Aug 2011 20:05
SCP-779 181 36 01 Sep 2011 20:31
SCP-872 313 63 01 Oct 2011 00:29
SCP-929 60 19 08 Oct 2011 00:46
SCP-844 79 16 08 Oct 2011 03:24
SCP-849 87 24 08 Oct 2011 04:50
SCP-855 126 23 08 Oct 2011 11:32
SCP-857 196 30 08 Oct 2011 21:21
SCP-862 149 34 09 Oct 2011 21:54
SCP-875 129 16 10 Oct 2011 20:58
SCP-863 103 20 11 Oct 2011 21:15
SCP-918 190 43 12 Oct 2011 21:01
SCP-949 224 55 16 Oct 2011 21:39
SCP-1002 250 32 19 Oct 2011 20:53
SCP-1891 129 17 28 Oct 2011 14:56
SCP-1018 244 24 19 Nov 2011 23:00
SCP-1154 161 32 24 Jun 2012 01:34
SCP-1151 219 56 28 Jun 2012 03:25
SCP-1437 1338 155 25 Aug 2012 23:30
SCP-1603 211 28 09 Mar 2013 19:42
SCP-1312 528 79 10 Mar 2013 03:28
SCP-1592 132 18 10 Mar 2013 21:56
SCP-1607 195 38 11 Mar 2013 22:24
SCP-1944 195 38 14 Mar 2013 22:57
SCP-1319 364 55 17 Mar 2013 02:33
SCP-1279 214 48 18 Mar 2013 22:43
SCP-1593 110 22 26 Apr 2013 19:35
SCP-2384 231 33 14 Dec 2016 19:51
SCP-2391 173 27 15 Dec 2016 21:05
SCP-2874 418 37 17 Dec 2016 20:14
SCP-2536 104 16 19 Dec 2016 02:31
SCP-2452 67 17 20 Dec 2016 14:56
SCP-3207 116 14 02 Feb 2018 17:45
SCP-3318 306 32 04 Feb 2018 18:50
SCP-3134 40 5 07 Feb 2018 21:10
SCP-3843 151 13 12 Feb 2018 02:16
SCP-3127 359 41 15 Feb 2018 05:29
SCP-3422 118 8 17 Feb 2018 18:00
SCP-3587 59 6 18 Feb 2018 06:47
SCP-3271 108 5 19 Feb 2018 16:52
Tanhony's Proposal 719 63 22 Feb 2018 04:39
SCP-3166 607 70 24 Feb 2018 23:18
SCP-3255 96 11 26 Feb 2018 23:47
SCP-3135 160 16 28 Feb 2018 18:01
SCP-3149 131 18 02 Mar 2018 03:27
SCP-3936 544 35 03 Mar 2018 21:53
SCP-3151 50 7 11 Mar 2018 01:10
SCP-3160 292 22 11 Mar 2018 23:55
SCP-3179 271 19 13 Mar 2018 02:40
SCP-3182 91 10 15 Mar 2018 04:21
SCP-3186 221 23 15 Mar 2018 23:48
SCP-3172 92 4 17 Mar 2018 00:37
SCP-3890 415 42 18 Mar 2018 18:42
SCP-3411 50 17 25 Mar 2018 21:56
SCP-4993 117 5 04 Sep 2018 22:19
SCP-4156 234 23 04 Aug 2019 01:50
SCP-4162 234 17 05 Aug 2019 23:06
SCP-4419 118 10 06 Aug 2019 22:09
SCP-4183 339 43 07 Aug 2019 21:58
SCP-4254 62 6 09 Aug 2019 23:54
SCP-4972 259 36 10 Aug 2019 23:00
SCP-4506 100 4 11 Aug 2019 19:48
SCP-4609 108 14 12 Aug 2019 23:44
SCP-4278 104 11 13 Aug 2019 22:42
SCP-4263 169 14 14 Aug 2019 22:44
SCP-4240 346 32 15 Aug 2019 22:22
SCP-4342 130 31 17 Aug 2019 15:09
SCP-4395 89 13 18 Aug 2019 14:59
SCP-4317 98 26 21 Aug 2019 19:04
SCP-4365 127 17 29 Aug 2019 19:08
SCP-4407 53 7 01 Sep 2019 02:45
SCP-4296 171 29 06 Sep 2019 22:40
SCP-4974 166 37 08 Sep 2019 12:23
SCP-4438 136 27 05 Jan 2020 00:49
SCP-4892 148 22 06 Jan 2020 23:58
SCP-4861 222 22 07 Jan 2020 22:57
SCP-4473 87 9 08 Jan 2020 22:12
SCP-5000 2887 364 14 Jan 2020 18:58
SCP-5688 189 30 22 Feb 2020 00:27
SCP-5131 399 27 25 Feb 2020 19:29
SCP-5966 125 14 26 Feb 2020 21:50
SCP-5022 150 12 27 Feb 2020 20:24
SCP-5101 260 22 29 Feb 2020 01:27
SCP-5166 122 10 01 Mar 2020 20:00
SCP-5757 76 11 05 Mar 2020 18:16
SCP-5310 135 14 05 Mar 2020 22:41
SCP-5024 178 16 08 Mar 2020 14:27
SCP-5299 47 5 09 Mar 2020 23:00
SCP-5695 54 7 12 Mar 2020 19:35
SCP-5034 252 29 14 Mar 2020 15:12
SCP-5066 136 11 23 May 2020 20:12
SCP-5088 120 33 26 May 2020 01:25
Tanhony's Proposal II 425 53 27 May 2020 15:13
SCP-5190 62 36 28 May 2020 21:24
Ongoing Incident XK70: "Discovering SCP" 85 19 30 May 2020 15:01
SCP-5683 248 26 01 Jun 2020 13:05
SCP-5102 162 18 05 Jun 2020 01:29
SCP-5255 84 23 06 Jun 2020 21:34
SCP-5062 142 7 12 Jun 2020 23:52
SCP-5145 342 30 18 Jun 2020 21:01
SCP-5159 92 10 21 Feb 2021 21:57
SCP-5167 302 277 23 Feb 2021 01:10
SCP-5351 84 11 25 Feb 2021 01:01
SCP-5212 91 15 27 Feb 2021 22:44
SCP-5322 201 22 02 Mar 2021 00:12
SCP-5958 57 6 05 Mar 2021 15:53
SCP-5761 426 96 15 Mar 2021 23:29
SCP-6066 62 10 24 Jul 2021 17:00
SCP-6565 90 12 31 Jul 2021 16:37
SCP-6076 111 33 03 Aug 2021 11:56
SCP-6088 77 9 02 Sep 2021 23:16
SCP-6096 401 75 09 Sep 2021 21:49
SCP-6775 118 12 15 Nov 2021 01:43
SCP-6239 124 11 17 Nov 2021 21:10
SCP-6311 70 10 14 Mar 2022 22:59
SCP-6142 82 10 15 Jun 2022 20:22
SCP-6681 56 6 18 Jun 2022 10:31
SCP-6435 146 25 19 Jun 2022 14:08
SCP-6265 73 13 21 Jun 2022 19:53
SCP-7841-ZA 91 12 26 Oct 2022 14:48

Caterer Hyne has found these documents under the ovens in the food preparation area:

Tale Rating Comments Created
3. Mr. Money 129 10 16 Sep 2011 15:56
9. Mr. Clumsy 137 16 22 Sep 2011 15:42
Property of Communication Verifier ████, SPC Corporation 51 17 01 Oct 2011 21:28
Behind the Scenes 217 25 04 Oct 2011 16:49
Game Day Part 1: Preliminaries 67 9 05 Oct 2011 21:02
Recorded 40 16 08 Oct 2011 06:52
A Little Chat 26 6 22 Oct 2011 21:50
Welcome to the Future 175 20 25 Oct 2011 22:06
Shark Tale 23 23 26 Oct 2011 15:16
Communication Log Magenta 24 6 28 Oct 2011 21:30
Fun 23 8 16 Nov 2011 16:25
The Case of the Missing Hand 55 16 15 Jan 2012 00:12
Sudden Thoughts 25 14 26 Feb 2012 17:09
What Lies Ahead 92 36 24 Mar 2013 23:03
BobbleCon 2018 108 12 13 Feb 2018 03:06
The Night Beach 38 5 18 Feb 2018 19:35
The Revolution Will Be Televised 93 14 23 Feb 2018 21:11
Ooo ooo ooo ooo, ooo ooo ooo 112 22 16 Aug 2019 23:17
BobbleCon 2020 45 8 14 Jun 2020 18:45
Blackened 47 7 03 Mar 2021 01:08
Me, Myself And I 30 6 25 Jul 2021 00:48
The Worst Version Of Myself 42 4 28 Jul 2021 20:25

Caterer Hyne's Recipes:

Saturday Surprise

  • Twenty-seven (27) red apples, fifteen (15) of which must be bruised
  • One (1) green apple, no bruising
  • Two (2) slices of pepperoni pizza
  • Excretions from SCP-███ 'The Secret Ingredient'

Data Ex-Sponge Cake

  • One (1) sponge cake
  • One (1) marker pen
  • Write the words 'data expunged' onto the sponge cake.

Tele-Kill Takeaway

  • One (1) sheet of metal painted blue
  • Two (2) tomatoes
  • One (1) carrot
  • Three (3) eggs

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  • Whatever's left from the Saturday Surprise
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