Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne's Personnel File
Caterer Hyne preparing a 'Data Ex-Sponge Cake'.
Name: Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne
Occupation: Preparation of consumables.
Location: Caterer Hyne is currently located at the food preparation area at Site ██.
History: Timothy A. Hyne graduated from Oxford University with degrees in Mathematics, Physics, and Philosophy. Inexplicably, he then decided to become a chef. Caterer Hyne was the head chef at the [DATA EXPUNGED], Paris for seven years before the restaurant was destroyed during a containment breach of SCP-███.
He then became a cook at the '██████ Spoon' diner in Florida for two years until it was evacuated after becoming host to SCP-███.
Caterer Hyne remained homeless for two years until he encountered SCP-███. At this point, [DATA EXPUNGED] despite his grievous injuries, was brought onto Site ██ staff.
Over the next three years, he made a healthy recovery.
Caterer Hyne has provided food for those working with these SCP's:
| SCP | Rating | Comments | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-670 | 362 | 36 | 18 Aug 2011 22:49 |
| SCP-737 | 231 | 36 | 20 Aug 2011 14:10 |
| SCP-753 | 367 | 42 | 21 Aug 2011 14:03 |
| SCP-777 | 168 | 24 | 22 Aug 2011 04:07 |
| SCP-870 | 533 | 55 | 22 Aug 2011 18:47 |
| SCP-846 | 545 | 66 | 24 Aug 2011 13:21 |
| SCP-927 | 77 | 21 | 24 Aug 2011 22:21 |
| SCP-993 | 1579 | 207 | 25 Aug 2011 20:05 |
| SCP-779 | 205 | 36 | 01 Sep 2011 20:31 |
| SCP-872 | 339 | 63 | 01 Oct 2011 00:29 |
| SCP-929 | 77 | 20 | 08 Oct 2011 00:46 |
| SCP-844 | 100 | 23 | 08 Oct 2011 03:24 |
| SCP-849 | 104 | 25 | 08 Oct 2011 04:50 |
| SCP-855 | 146 | 24 | 08 Oct 2011 11:32 |
| SCP-857 | 227 | 32 | 08 Oct 2011 21:21 |
| SCP-862 | 173 | 37 | 09 Oct 2011 21:54 |
| SCP-875 | 147 | 18 | 10 Oct 2011 20:58 |
| SCP-863 | 126 | 21 | 11 Oct 2011 21:15 |
| SCP-918 | 215 | 44 | 12 Oct 2011 21:01 |
| SCP-949 | 255 | 56 | 16 Oct 2011 21:39 |
| SCP-1002 | 279 | 34 | 19 Oct 2011 20:53 |
| SCP-1891 | 152 | 18 | 28 Oct 2011 14:56 |
| SCP-1018 | 272 | 25 | 19 Nov 2011 23:00 |
| SCP-1154 | 183 | 32 | 24 Jun 2012 01:34 |
| SCP-1151 | 242 | 56 | 28 Jun 2012 03:25 |
| SCP-1437 | 1590 | 162 | 25 Aug 2012 23:30 |
| SCP-1603 | 226 | 31 | 09 Mar 2013 19:42 |
| SCP-1312 | 600 | 80 | 10 Mar 2013 03:28 |
| SCP-1592 | 141 | 18 | 10 Mar 2013 21:56 |
| SCP-1607 | 218 | 38 | 11 Mar 2013 22:24 |
| SCP-1944 | 207 | 39 | 14 Mar 2013 22:57 |
| SCP-1319 | 399 | 58 | 17 Mar 2013 02:33 |
| SCP-1279 | 241 | 48 | 18 Mar 2013 22:43 |
| SCP-1593 | 125 | 23 | 26 Apr 2013 19:35 |
| SCP-2384 | 258 | 33 | 14 Dec 2016 19:51 |
| SCP-2391 | 201 | 27 | 15 Dec 2016 21:05 |
| SCP-2874 | 556 | 42 | 17 Dec 2016 20:14 |
| SCP-2536 | 142 | 18 | 19 Dec 2016 02:31 |
| SCP-2452 | 83 | 17 | 20 Dec 2016 14:56 |
| SCP-3207 | 128 | 15 | 02 Feb 2018 17:45 |
| SCP-3318 | 352 | 35 | 04 Feb 2018 18:50 |
| SCP-3134 | 44 | 5 | 07 Feb 2018 21:10 |
| SCP-3843 | 172 | 15 | 12 Feb 2018 02:16 |
| SCP-3127 | 446 | 44 | 15 Feb 2018 05:29 |
| SCP-3422 | 157 | 13 | 17 Feb 2018 18:00 |
| SCP-3587 | 79 | 8 | 18 Feb 2018 06:47 |
| SCP-3271 | 122 | 5 | 19 Feb 2018 16:52 |
| Tanhony's Proposal | 975 | 69 | 22 Feb 2018 04:39 |
| SCP-3166 | 714 | 72 | 24 Feb 2018 23:18 |
| SCP-3255 | 113 | 11 | 26 Feb 2018 23:47 |
| SCP-3135 | 187 | 17 | 28 Feb 2018 18:01 |
| SCP-3149 | 147 | 18 | 02 Mar 2018 03:27 |
| SCP-3936 | 769 | 46 | 03 Mar 2018 21:53 |
| SCP-3151 | 60 | 7 | 11 Mar 2018 01:10 |
| SCP-3160 | 346 | 23 | 11 Mar 2018 23:55 |
| SCP-3179 | 347 | 22 | 13 Mar 2018 02:40 |
| SCP-3182 | 116 | 10 | 15 Mar 2018 04:21 |
| SCP-3186 | 247 | 25 | 15 Mar 2018 23:48 |
| SCP-3172 | 109 | 5 | 17 Mar 2018 00:37 |
| SCP-3890 | 512 | 44 | 18 Mar 2018 18:42 |
| SCP-3411 | 63 | 17 | 25 Mar 2018 21:56 |
| SCP-4993 | 121 | 5 | 04 Sep 2018 22:19 |
| SCP-4156 | 292 | 26 | 04 Aug 2019 01:50 |
| SCP-4162 | 291 | 22 | 05 Aug 2019 23:06 |
| SCP-4419 | 155 | 13 | 06 Aug 2019 22:09 |
| SCP-4183 | 403 | 46 | 07 Aug 2019 21:58 |
| SCP-4254 | 81 | 8 | 09 Aug 2019 23:54 |
| SCP-4972 | 368 | 46 | 10 Aug 2019 23:00 |
| SCP-4506 | 125 | 5 | 11 Aug 2019 19:48 |
| SCP-4609 | 126 | 15 | 12 Aug 2019 23:44 |
| SCP-4278 | 123 | 11 | 13 Aug 2019 22:42 |
| SCP-4263 | 211 | 16 | 14 Aug 2019 22:44 |
| SCP-4240 | 466 | 35 | 15 Aug 2019 22:22 |
| SCP-4342 | 157 | 33 | 17 Aug 2019 15:09 |
| SCP-4395 | 115 | 13 | 18 Aug 2019 14:59 |
| SCP-4317 | 116 | 26 | 21 Aug 2019 19:04 |
| SCP-4365 | 150 | 17 | 29 Aug 2019 19:08 |
| SCP-4407 | 55 | 7 | 01 Sep 2019 02:45 |
| SCP-4296 | 201 | 29 | 06 Sep 2019 22:40 |
| SCP-4974 | 204 | 38 | 08 Sep 2019 12:23 |
| SCP-4438 | 154 | 29 | 05 Jan 2020 00:49 |
| SCP-4892 | 169 | 25 | 06 Jan 2020 23:58 |
| SCP-4861 | 252 | 25 | 07 Jan 2020 22:57 |
| SCP-4473 | 115 | 11 | 08 Jan 2020 22:12 |
| SCP-5000 | 3941 | 429 | 14 Jan 2020 18:58 |
| SCP-5688 | 237 | 33 | 22 Feb 2020 00:27 |
| SCP-5131 | 460 | 29 | 25 Feb 2020 19:29 |
| SCP-5966 | 135 | 14 | 26 Feb 2020 21:50 |
| SCP-5022 | 170 | 13 | 27 Feb 2020 20:24 |
| SCP-5101 | 297 | 27 | 29 Feb 2020 01:27 |
| SCP-5166 | 147 | 11 | 01 Mar 2020 20:00 |
| SCP-5757 | 88 | 11 | 05 Mar 2020 18:16 |
| SCP-5310 | 212 | 19 | 05 Mar 2020 22:41 |
| SCP-5024 | 214 | 17 | 08 Mar 2020 14:27 |
| SCP-5299 | 58 | 7 | 09 Mar 2020 23:00 |
| SCP-5695 | 68 | 9 | 12 Mar 2020 19:35 |
| SCP-5034 | 341 | 39 | 14 Mar 2020 15:12 |
| SCP-5066 | 155 | 12 | 23 May 2020 20:12 |
| SCP-5088 | 133 | 33 | 26 May 2020 01:25 |
| Tanhony's Proposal II | 704 | 70 | 27 May 2020 15:13 |
| SCP-5190 | 68 | 36 | 28 May 2020 21:24 |
| Ongoing Incident XK70: "Discovering SCP" | 98 | 22 | 30 May 2020 15:01 |
| SCP-5683 | 319 | 28 | 01 Jun 2020 13:05 |
| SCP-5102 | 209 | 18 | 05 Jun 2020 01:29 |
| SCP-5255 | 106 | 29 | 06 Jun 2020 21:34 |
| SCP-5062 | 161 | 7 | 12 Jun 2020 23:52 |
| SCP-5145 | 549 | 36 | 18 Jun 2020 21:01 |
| SCP-5159 | 107 | 10 | 21 Feb 2021 21:57 |
| SCP-5167 | 444 | 292 | 23 Feb 2021 01:10 |
| SCP-5351 | 112 | 13 | 25 Feb 2021 01:01 |
| SCP-5212 | 109 | 16 | 27 Feb 2021 22:44 |
| SCP-5322 | 308 | 25 | 02 Mar 2021 00:12 |
| SCP-5958 | 69 | 6 | 05 Mar 2021 15:53 |
| SCP-5761 | 578 | 104 | 15 Mar 2021 23:29 |
| SCP-6066 | 90 | 13 | 24 Jul 2021 17:00 |
| SCP-6565 | 108 | 13 | 31 Jul 2021 16:37 |
| SCP-6076 | 141 | 33 | 03 Aug 2021 11:56 |
| SCP-6088 | 89 | 9 | 02 Sep 2021 23:16 |
| SCP-6096 | 675 | 87 | 09 Sep 2021 21:49 |
| SCP-6775 | 158 | 13 | 15 Nov 2021 01:43 |
| SCP-6239 | 166 | 12 | 17 Nov 2021 21:10 |
| SCP-6311 | 83 | 11 | 14 Mar 2022 22:59 |
| SCP-6142 | 113 | 11 | 15 Jun 2022 20:22 |
| SCP-6681 | 80 | 7 | 18 Jun 2022 10:31 |
| SCP-6435 | 218 | 30 | 19 Jun 2022 14:08 |
| SCP-6265 | 121 | 16 | 21 Jun 2022 19:53 |
| SCP-7841-ZA | 229 | 22 | 26 Oct 2022 14:48 |
| SCP-8043 | 311 | 31 | 03 Apr 2024 18:37 |
| SCP-8039 | 84 | 10 | 04 Apr 2024 18:25 |
| SCP-8051 | 59 | 3 | 08 Apr 2024 19:13 |
Caterer Hyne has found these documents under the ovens in the food preparation area:
| Tale | Rating | Comments | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3. Mr. Money | 140 | 10 | 16 Sep 2011 15:56 |
| 9. Mr. Clumsy | 146 | 16 | 22 Sep 2011 15:42 |
| Property of Communication Verifier ████, SPC Corporation | 51 | 17 | 01 Oct 2011 21:28 |
| Behind the Scenes | 234 | 25 | 04 Oct 2011 16:49 |
| Game Day Part 1: Preliminaries | 70 | 9 | 05 Oct 2011 21:02 |
| Recorded | 40 | 16 | 08 Oct 2011 06:52 |
| A Little Chat | 27 | 6 | 22 Oct 2011 21:50 |
| Welcome to the Future | 188 | 21 | 25 Oct 2011 22:06 |
| Shark Tale | 23 | 23 | 26 Oct 2011 15:16 |
| Communication Log Magenta | 25 | 6 | 28 Oct 2011 21:30 |
| Fun | 24 | 8 | 16 Nov 2011 16:25 |
| The Case of the Missing Hand | 60 | 16 | 15 Jan 2012 00:12 |
| Sudden Thoughts | 26 | 14 | 26 Feb 2012 17:09 |
| What Lies Ahead | 93 | 36 | 24 Mar 2013 23:03 |
| BobbleCon 2018 | 116 | 13 | 13 Feb 2018 03:06 |
| The Night Beach | 39 | 5 | 18 Feb 2018 19:35 |
| The Revolution Will Be Televised | 106 | 15 | 23 Feb 2018 21:11 |
| Ooo ooo ooo ooo, ooo ooo ooo | 135 | 25 | 16 Aug 2019 23:17 |
| BobbleCon 2020 | 47 | 9 | 14 Jun 2020 18:45 |
| Blackened | 65 | 7 | 03 Mar 2021 01:08 |
| Me, Myself And I | 41 | 6 | 25 Jul 2021 00:48 |
| The Worst Version Of Myself | 59 | 4 | 28 Jul 2021 20:25 |
Caterer Hyne's Recipes:
Saturday Surprise
- Twenty-seven (27) red apples, fifteen (15) of which must be bruised
- One (1) green apple, no bruising
- Two (2) slices of pepperoni pizza
- Excretions from SCP-███ 'The Secret Ingredient'
Data Ex-Sponge Cake
- One (1) sponge cake
- One (1) marker pen
- Write the words 'data expunged' onto the sponge cake.
Tele-Kill Takeaway
- One (1) sheet of metal painted blue
- Two (2) tomatoes
- One (1) carrot
- Three (3) eggs
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- Whatever's left from the Saturday Surprise
page revision: 84, last edited: 30 Jun 2022 06:42