"This is an attack on the people who are reading it."
— HarryBlank
"The guy who kills babies and uses his authority to get away with it!"
— LORDXVNV
"Dragging down the wiki to the literary interpretations of internet diarrhea culture."
—scpcrnp
CALIBOLD
For every person who says that Calibold is a criminally underrated author, there's another who believes that he is nothing more than an embarrassment to the SCP community. Of course, both of these very real people are correct. I've been writing for SCP since 2019, and have made several contributions, such as…
- creating the Decommissioning Department.
- winning second place in the Exquisite Corpse Contest with Yossipossi carrying coauthoring our entry, SCP-5545 — 𝙰 𝙱 𝙽 𝙾 𝚁 𝙼 𝙰 𝙻 𝙸 𝚃 𝚈.
- contributing to the unofficial Latin branch of the SCP wiki.
- winning the SCP-7000 Contest's "Most Disliked By People With Good Taste" award with Sherf for our entry SCP-7400 — Your Honor, League of Legends.
- writing the highest rated SCP Anthology 2022 article with SCP-7179 — E is for Eternity.
- winning second place in the Public Domain Contest with HarryBlank and Nico.
But of course, I do more than just write for this site. I've coauthored a non-SCP book which should be releasing around mid-2025. Outside of my actual job, I regularly play D&D, and I occasionally do some silly CSS and graphic design stuff. You can also catch me on the Pokémon Showdown ladder, either in OU if I'm feeling brave, or Random Battles if I'm not.
| SCP-9889 | End Of The Road |
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| SCP-8494 | The House That We Built |
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| SCP-8421 | Ruler of Everything |
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| SCP-8228 | Here's To You, Mrs. Robinson |
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| SCP-7178 | A Thief In The Night |
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| SCP-7179 | E is for Eternity |
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| SCP-6469-D | A BABY????? |
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| SCP-2082 | Elephas cryophilus |
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| SCP-6156 | Oh, Doug! |
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| SCP-6579-D | The Detective Killer |
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| SCP-6900-D | The House of Stars |
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| SCP-5277 | What Can Go Wrong |
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| SCP-5363-D | Controlled Containment |
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| SCP-3482 | fine mayor posters campaign by dado |
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| SCP-5156 | monke |
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| Director Bold's Proposal-J | "Guys, please don't read our SCPs 🥺" |
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| SCP-2693 | Fell Into The Well, Fell Into The Well, Fell Into The Deep Dark Well |
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| SCP-5559-D | The Great Ambrose Bake-Off! |
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| SCP-3448-J | Should Have Taken Him Sleeping |
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| SCP-4456-D | No One Expects The Spanish Decommission! |
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| SCP-4745 | Spooky Scary Snowman |
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| SCP-4645 | Blackmailing Computer |
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"Loved every minute. Your writing is so consistently clean, clear and polished that it's never anything but a joy to read, and this never feels even half its length. It's a very fun romp with a strong emotional core, and the two halves of the story keep pace with each other in a way that's really difficult to balance. The sheer absurdity of the SPC, the infernal sleaziness of Undervegas, and whatever that last location was all work together to emphasize what a bizarre new world Robinson has walked into, and he keeps on walking because despite all the craziness this is at its core a story about a man who wants to help his grandmother. That's beautiful as a concept, and the execution intensifies the beauty. You did a fantastic job, Cal, and it's great to see you writing again."
— HarryBlank, on SCP-8228
"OK I read it. You are a very talented writer. Very smart and funny. I hope you pursue writing."
— Jeff Kinney, author of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series, on Diary Of An Existential Kid
"'haha LoL bad' stretched over an article. Even though I get what the joke this article is referencing is, it's still really unfunny to me."
— RadiantGold, on SCP-7400
"Criminally underrated! The dialogue felt a bit sharp at points, and the story as a whole could have used some tightening, but at it's core this was a very fun ride. The heist was engaging, the stakes were clear, and the GOI itself left me wanting more. It's a very cool idea for an antagonist group. I kinda' want to play with them in some future articles."
— T Rutherford, on SCP-6900-D
"Glad to see the Horizon Initiative getting more content. I like the more "King James" biblical style that other Universal Texts haven't taken. +1"
— Iapetus The Acausal, on The Parable Of The Three Princes
"I wanted to downvote it when I saw the title because I thought this was gonna be cringe, yet upon reading it, actually managed to be slightly creepy and humorous. Take a +1."
— taylor_itkin, on It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Eldritch
12:05 PM <Spooky_toxin> Calibri_Bold, oh wait yeah I remember those teeth
12:05 PM <Spooky_toxin> Calibri_Bold, they're nice!
12:05 PM <Spooky_toxin> They fit in your mouth
— Spooky_toxin, a.k.a. SoullessSingularity, on my teeth
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SCP-9889
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