GREETINGS, FUTURE RECRUITS.
hi. i'm CadaverCommander. if you want to find other things i did, you can find them down there. if you have questions about the horrible things i've done, you can put them on the discussion page here and i'll answer with the speed and grace of the mighty water buffalo.
not only do i write for scp and for Wanderer's Library, but i also wrote a book. wow! if you're a cool being and want to take a look, you can read it for free right here. it's about a cyborg wizard mutant detective who has to solve some murders. if you liked my scps, you'll probably like my book even more. ♥
if you think my work is good enough to pay for, you can support me by buying a copy of my book here. or if books aren't your thing but you love me anyway, you can click on this sentence to float me any change you can spare. you don't have to, but i'd be awful appreciative if you did ♥
| Item # | Rating | Comments | Created | Last Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-3899 | 325 | 33 | 17 Jun 2017 16:16 | 19 Jan 2026 16:49 |
| SCP-3898 | 184 | 9 | 12 Feb 2018 06:39 | 17 Jan 2021 17:13 |
| SCP-3889 | 309 | 21 | 14 Feb 2018 01:44 | 02 Oct 2022 12:07 |
| SCP-3983 | 200 | 18 | 25 Feb 2018 02:03 | 01 Oct 2022 17:16 |
| SCP-3897 | 178 | 13 | 26 Feb 2018 22:46 | 17 Jan 2021 17:15 |
| SCP-3894 | 156 | 18 | 10 Mar 2018 04:09 | 08 Sep 2025 22:41 |
| SCP-3895 | 189 | 22 | 10 Mar 2018 04:17 | 08 Mar 2026 07:55 |
| SCP-3588 | 180 | 18 | 14 Mar 2018 20:51 | 22 Jan 2023 05:03 |
| SCP-3885 | 389 | 45 | 19 Mar 2018 21:30 | 02 Oct 2022 12:07 |
| Joey Fucknuts Builds a Flying Machine | 265 | 18 | 24 Mar 2018 19:50 | 03 Sep 2024 06:51 |
| SCP-3884 | 236 | 24 | 01 Apr 2018 17:11 | 01 Oct 2022 18:26 |
| SCP-3893 | 137 | 11 | 24 Apr 2018 04:04 | 06 Jun 2024 23:52 |
| Joey Fucknuts Takes to the Skies | 229 | 38 | 03 May 2018 01:15 | 11 Oct 2024 19:22 |
| SCP-3892 | 273 | 37 | 10 May 2018 06:05 | 10 Oct 2025 20:38 |
| SCP-3982 | 132 | 22 | 15 May 2018 19:22 | 02 Oct 2022 12:07 |
| SCP-3396 | 461 | 34 | 18 May 2018 04:01 | 08 Mar 2026 07:58 |
| The Shape of a Gun | 380 | 60 | 22 May 2018 02:02 | 09 Oct 2024 18:38 |
| Joey Fucknuts Believes In Himself | 184 | 26 | 25 May 2018 16:19 | 03 Sep 2024 06:56 |
| SCP-4999 | 3036 | 188 | 07 Jul 2018 05:37 | 02 Aug 2025 10:43 |
| SCP-1233 | 927 | 80 | 12 Jul 2018 12:16 | 14 May 2024 14:43 |
| SCP-3988 | 205 | 26 | 11 Aug 2018 19:40 | 02 Oct 2022 12:07 |
| SCP-3896 | 178 | 19 | 14 Aug 2018 08:13 | 03 Sep 2026 06:31 |
| SCP-4333 | 150 | 17 | 20 Aug 2018 04:28 | 03 Sep 2026 06:17 |
| SCP-4449 | 163 | 14 | 24 Aug 2018 03:39 | 25 Dec 2024 23:07 |
| SCP-4933 | 87 | 10 | 04 Mar 2019 02:33 | 19 Jul 2021 23:22 |
| Joey Makes a New Friend | 138 | 32 | 05 Mar 2019 19:45 | 03 Sep 2024 06:59 |
| SCP-4233 | 492 | 47 | 27 Mar 2019 03:24 | 20 Jun 2026 20:05 |
| SCP-4553 | 329 | 48 | 15 Aug 2019 14:43 | 14 Jul 2026 04:41 |
| SCP-4866 | 150 | 31 | 21 Sep 2019 16:26 | 31 Jul 2025 01:52 |
| SCP-5902 | 233 | 27 | 13 Jul 2020 00:35 | 28 Apr 2026 04:32 |
have a nice day ♥