
NAME:
8675 309
LOCATION:
SITE-48, SITE-56, AREA-73

Subject's dog.
DESCRIPTION: Subject is a proud graduate of Brighton High School in Positano, California, USA. Subject frequents convenience stores on a daily basis. It is of note that this individual prefers Site-48, and only visits Site-56 as a requirement of his employment.
Subject was hand-selected by the O5 Council to function as an American liaison for Canadian Foundation facilities. Subject has so far visited only Area-73 in British Columbia.
Subject claims to be an expert regarding trombones, euphoniums, and diecast miniature cars, but this has not been confirmed.
DOCUMENTS
The following is a complete list of all documents written by this subject.
MOST RECENT WORKS
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Everybody Gets A Car!
Many civilians naturally accepted the offer due to the financial advantage of receiving a free car.
OTHER WORKS
A Piece of Him is Still Around
"My dad liked to keep secrets, especially around my mom, when she was still around."
Jenny, I've got your number!
I want to make you mine!
Jenny, I've got your number!
I See Yellow People
Repeated test drives by other Foundation personnel confirmed the anomaly.
Eight six seven five three oh nine!
Anomalous Carpool
Instances of SCP-4618-A claim to be instructors employed by Brighton High School.
Could you stop snooping around in my author page source code?
A Portal to a Mansion in the Back of a Van
The item was retrieved during Exploration 5472-1 in damaged condition.
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Thalbrum Vehicle Security System
We have a lot of work to do and a lot of money to make.
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Agent Choudhury Files an Insurance Claim
"Your call has expired," the voice responded. "Please try again later."
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COMMENTARY
The following is a complete list of commentary from the subject regarding their projects and files, in order of completion.
TESTIMONIALS
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ABSENCE PROTOCOL
The following is to be enacted in the event that the subject is absent from their duties for a period exceeding one continuous year.