Jiwoahn's Author Page
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NAME:
8675 309

LOCATION:
SITE-48, SITE-56, AREA-73

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Subject's dog.

DESCRIPTION: Subject is a proud graduate of Brighton High School in Positano, California, USA. Subject frequents convenience stores on a daily basis. It is of note that this individual prefers Site-48, and only visits Site-56 as a requirement of his employment.

Subject was hand-selected by the O5 Council to function as an American liaison for Canadian Foundation facilities. Subject has so far visited only Area-73 in British Columbia.

Subject claims to be an expert regarding trombones, euphoniums, and diecast miniature cars, but this has not been confirmed.


DOCUMENTS

The following is a complete list of all documents written by this subject.


MOST RECENT WORKS

SCP-7661

When Will Mommy Come Back?

A flash of light appears within SCP-7661.


For more information please reread.

SCP-5384

Everybody Gets A Car!

Many civilians naturally accepted the offer due to the financial advantage of receiving a free car.


OTHER WORKS

SCP-3763

A Piece of Him is Still Around

"My dad liked to keep secrets, especially around my mom, when she was still around."


Jenny, I've got your number!

SCP-3987

Purifying Exclamation

The higher the fan speed, the higher the volume.


I want to make you mine!

SCP-4081

Audition Interference

No more warnings will be given.


Jenny, I've got your number!

SCP-4350

I See Yellow People

Repeated test drives by other Foundation personnel confirmed the anomaly.


Eight six seven five three oh nine!

SCP-4618

Anomalous Carpool

Instances of SCP-4618-A claim to be instructors employed by Brighton High School.


Could you stop snooping around in my author page source code?

SCP-5472

A Portal to a Mansion in the Back of a Van

The item was retrieved during Exploration 5472-1 in damaged condition.


For more information please reread.

SCP-6814

Going Postal

"I don't have a life outside of work."


For more information please reread.

SCP-2772-J

SUV Sales Pitch

Only 97,223 miles!


For more information please reread.

ZLQMK/6XY4R/V4D3R

Thalbrum Vehicle Security System

We have a lot of work to do and a lot of money to make.


For more information please reread.

SCP-4350 / SCP-6987 TALE

Agent Choudhury Files an Insurance Claim

"Your call has expired," the voice responded. "Please try again later."


For more information, please reread this article.

SCP-7025 ARTWORK

Victoria Brassington Is Killed By A Bus

Based off SCP-7025 by GreenWolfGreenWolf.


COMMENTARY

The following is a complete list of commentary from the subject regarding their projects and files, in order of completion.


TESTIMONIALS

The following is a complete list of all testimonials regarding the subject.


ABSENCE PROTOCOL

The following is to be enacted in the event that the subject is absent from their duties for a period exceeding one continuous year.


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