
Brain Stew: Come and get some! $10 or best offer.
I've got just the stew for you. Freshly made at my own home for your eating pleasures. I spent a good amount of time getting this all made. Everything in this stew was pulled fresh from the garden, too. Everything, but the brains.
They're my brains. From my head.
Stew isn't from my head, though. It's got a little bit of everything. Some red potatoes, onions, carrots. Even got a little bit of beef in there for flavor. It's a right veritable stew.
I'm also, of course, putting my brains in it.
But don't let that steer you away from a good eatin'! I taste tested this myself and it's got me saying, "Golly, what a meal!" Can't get enough of the stuff. Hits the spot just right.
Even the brains. My brains.
To put it simple, I don't need them anymore. My brains are holding me back. I'm too indecisive and I'm too flustered and I'm too scared and nervous to do anything, so I'm giving them out to anyone that wants them.
In a stew. Because I'm damn good at cooking, Lord be praised. It really isn't half bad. Come on over and just try it a little.