Team Bird Hub

Yes, your new colleague is a seagull. The world is a weird place. Welcome to the Foundation. —Researcher Calvin

Team Bird Hub
By: Lt Flops
Published on 19 May 2018 22:38

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Team Bird Hub
By: Lt Flops & notgull
Published on 19 May 2018 22:38

 

Team Bird Hub (Series Hub)
A Series Hub created for the 2018 Doomsday Contest.
Published on 19 May 2018

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F.A.Q.

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Team Bird Hub

Tales Hub » Tale Series Hub » Team Bird Hub

Banner courtesy of the amazing Mendelssohn!
> Artwork Page <

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Because somehow, Egyptian gods, the SPC universe, mysterious soul-vacuum devices, bad puns, and seagull scientists can all happily coexist in the same storyline. No wonder they called themselves Team Bird, the plot brainstorming must have been done while everyone was hella high.

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—Modulum
Head honcho of SCPDeclassified

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BE-Class “Migration” End-of-Consciousness Scenario

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Eta-4 “Begone Thoth”

Did you know that birds have their own gods? Well, “gods” is a term we're not meant to use. We're supposed to use “Apex-tier Pluripotent Entity”, but nobody around is going to enforce that, so why bother?

Anyway, one day, we did something to piss off one of the gods. He got so angry that he came down from his high-and-mighty throne in who-knows-where and tried to wipe the human population off the face of the Earth by giving them bird minds. It worked, and now I think we're all screwed.

Who are we? We're Mobile Task Force Eta-4, otherwise known as “Begone Thoth”. I swear to Medila, I'm going to track down and peck whoever decided on that name… But, I digress. It's our job to uphold the mission of the Old Foundation. Seventy-five birds against seven billion humans, a god, and Medila-knows how many anomalies (some of them from Thoth himself). The odds are bleak, I know. But we've got brains, determination, and a whole lot of bird-power. If we pull this off right, we can stop this apocalypse.

Medila help us all.

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—Dr. Frederick Hoygull, PhD
Avian Division Head

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SEASON ONE

“THE BIRDEMIC”

The Main Storyline

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REQUIRED READING

SCP-3095: Bird is the Word

by notgull

PART ONE: Doomsday

1.	SCP-3662: The Doomsday Clock	by Ayers
2.	SCP-3296: The Drifter	by notgull
3.	Tale: Join the Flock	by notgull
Recommended: SCP-2785: Self-Replicating Automaton by notgull
4.	Tale: Tales of the Automaton: The Big Birdocalypse	by notgull
5.	SCP-3362: A Forced Self-Insert	by notgull

INTERLUDE

6.

GOI Format: SPC-507: EAGER NETHERENDER

by Lt Flops

PART TWO: Migration

7.	EE-3570: Umbral Ultimatum	by Lt Flops
8.	GOI Format: The Sacred Djehuti	by Lt Flops and Ayers
9.	SCP-3632: Nibirdu	by Quantum Physician
10.	Tale: Avian Anthology I	by Team Bird
11.	Tale: UMBRAL MIGRATORY SEQUENCE	by Lt Flops
12.	Tale: Avian Anthology II	by Team Bird

Team Bird = The whole gosh dang team

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INTERMISSION

Stories From the Team Bird Multiverse

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Tale: The Scent of a Toaster		by notgull
Tale: My Empire of Birds		by notgull
GOI Format: The Corncrake Of Destiny		by Uncle Nicolini
SCP-4688: Manipulative Bike Helmets		by Mew-ltiverse and notgull
Tale: Eric's Journal		by Mew-ltiverse and notgull
Tale: A Given Purpose		by The_Spider_Queen
Tale: Bill Reviews: The Bird Is The Word		by YellowISlol
Wanderers' Library Entry: From the Journals of Agent Hopper: Home Bittersweet Home (or Free as a Bird)		by newnykacolaquantum

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SEASON TWO

“BIRDEMIC 2: SHOCK AND TERROR”

A Team Bird Anthology

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SCP-4248: Alphabet and Omega		by notgull
Tale: Document recovered from a Parallel Universe		by notgull
Prequel: SCP-4795: Feathered F(r)iends		by Mew-ltiverse and Lt Flops
Tale: Three Feet Under I		by notgull
Tale: Three Feet Under II		by notgull
Tale: Three Feet Under III		by notgull

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TEAM BIRD ART PAGE

By the magnificent The_Spider_Queen!

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EE-3570 by The_Spider_Queen

> Check it out! <

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What if I can't/don't want to read all these pages?

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The official Team Bird Machete Order is as follows:

SCP-3095 ▷ EE-3570 ▷ Avian Anthology I ▷ UMBRAL MIGRATORY SEQUENCE ▷ Avian Anthology II

EE-3570 will summarize the scenario for you, and the Avian Anthologies + Umbral Migratory are where all the action is. If you want, or if you're really starved for time, you may also skip SCP-3095, as it can be summarized as “birds that are scientists who work for the Foundation”.

If you do have the time, however, we heavily recommend reading the rest of the material. It will give more context to this universe, and it's all really good stuff!

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THE AVIAN DIVISION CREST

Avian Division logo design by the awesome EstrellaYoshte!
> Artwork Page <

_{Hub created by Lt Flops and notgull.
Select artwork created by Mendelssohn, The_Spider_Queen, and EstrellaYoshte.
TEAM BIRD BEST TEAM}

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Tales The Little Robot that Could Rating: 350 The Siege of Site-19 Rating: 172 Join the Flock Rating: 168 Tales of the Automaton: The Big Birdocalypse Rating: 144 Footage Recovered From a Private Server Rating: 118 Moose on the Loose Rating: 80 Avian Anthology I Rating: 76 My Empire of Birds Rating: 64 Document recovered from a Parallel Universe Rating: 61 Joey Fucknuts Steals The Declaration of Independence Rating: 58 Katz and Dogs Rating: 55 Your Guard Rating: 50 Vacation Opportunity Rating: 45 The Scent of a Toaster Rating: 33 Burn, Baby, Burn Rating: 29 Chasing Suns Rating: 28 Three Feet Under I Rating: 24 Wind in the Sails Rating: 23 The Shape of Water is Humanoid Rating: 23 Dead Reckoning Rating: 22 Three Feet Under II Rating: 22 Three Feet Under III Rating: 21 Forgotten Shrine Rating: 18 Down Through Rating: 17 Into the Beetle Black Yonder Rating: 16 Hyperfine Rating: 15 Don't Knock on Strange Doors Rating: 11

Other Researcher Calvin's Personnel File Rating: 91 Incident Report ████/████ Rating: 84 "Sphere" Incursion Log Rating: 52 Initial Incursion Log Rating: 50 SCP-093-J Recovered Documents Rating: 44 "Cube" Incursion Log #1 Rating: 44 "Cube" Incursion Log #2 Rating: 44 SCP-093-J Blue Test Rating: 40 SCP-093-J Purple Test Rating: 36 SCP-093-J Green Test Rating: 34 Exploration Log 4480-1 Rating: 22

See my Author Page for more information. If you like reading my stuff, consider checking out my YouTube Channel for SCP-inspired animations, among other things.

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SCP-3787	+136
SCP-5810	+135
SCP-3464	+134
SCP-4190	+107
SCP-3719	+92
SCP-6327	+81
SCP-7723	+61

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Title	Rating
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The Abyss Gazes Back (and It's ASCII on a CRT Screen)	+120
The Doctor's Dilemma	+95
UMBRAL_​MIGRATORY_​SEQUENCE.txt	+90
fifthist family picnic	+88
Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games)	+85
What Lurks in the Dark?	+77
Spilled Milk	+75
A Scene From a Meme(-ory)	+75
Illac	+70
A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates	+63
INNER-SPACE	+54
A Necromantic Prelude	+36
A Prologue: An Old, Familiar Dream	+29
Pursuing Ghosts, Part I	+28
Solidão	+27
Samara: Be the Itsy Bitsy Spider.	+26
Pursuing Ghosts, Part II	+15

GOI Formats
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SPC-993: BOBBLE THE CLOWN SHARK	+141
SPC-507: EAGER NETHERENDER	+120
SATURN'S CORNER	+106
"Scattersomnia": A Disease of the Wise and Drowsy Wanderers	+105

Hubs
Title	Rating
Void Dancer Hub	+112

CSS Themes
Title	Rating
'Pataphysics Department Theme	+134
Classic SCP Foundation Theme	+124
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Pack Of Peanuts Theme	+52
Parawatch Anon Theme	+48
SAPPHIRE Theme Redux	+44
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KindlyTurtleClem	+177

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NatVoltaic	+179

SCP-4795 - Feathered F(r)iends
Co-Author	Rating
Mew-ltiverse	+127

SCP-6447 - Sinners' Symphony
Co-Author	Rating
Elunerazim & Others	+54

SCP-6481 - Nipple Centipedes
Co-Author	Rating
Ellie3	+108

SCP-6705 - The Bicameral Milk
Co-Author	Rating
LordStonefish	+88

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Avian Anthology I
Co-Author	Rating
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Land Of Honey
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KindlyTurtleClem	+111

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Co-Author	Rating
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Wanderers' Library Entries

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Page	Page Info
Lampyra, the Watcher	Wanderers' Library Author Page
Cave Story	2020 Wanderers' Depths Contest, First Place
Interplanetary Colonization	2021 Scavenger Hunt Contest
I'll Take You to the Parashops	2021 Scavenger Hunt Contest
Talk of the Town	Last Light Canon
The Foolish One	2021 WanderCon

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