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Because somehow, Egyptian gods, the SPC universe, mysterious soul-vacuum devices, bad puns, and seagull scientists can all happily coexist in the same storyline. No wonder they called themselves Team Bird, the plot brainstorming must have been done while everyone was hella high.
—Modulum
Head honcho of SCPDeclassified
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BE-Class “Migration” End-of-Consciousness Scenario

Did you know that birds have their own gods? Well, “gods” is a term we're not meant to use. We're supposed to use “Apex-tier Pluripotent Entity”, but nobody around is going to enforce that, so why bother?
Anyway, one day, we did something to piss off one of the gods. He got so angry that he came down from his high-and-mighty throne in who-knows-where and tried to wipe the human population off the face of the Earth by giving them bird minds. It worked, and now I think we're all screwed.
Who are we? We're Mobile Task Force Eta-4, otherwise known as “Begone Thoth”. I swear to Medila, I'm going to track down and peck whoever decided on that name… But, I digress. It's our job to uphold the mission of the Old Foundation. Seventy-five birds against seven billion humans, a god, and Medila-knows how many anomalies (some of them from Thoth himself). The odds are bleak, I know. But we've got brains, determination, and a whole lot of bird-power. If we pull this off right, we can stop this apocalypse.
Medila help us all.
—Dr. Frederick Hoygull, PhD
Avian Division Head
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SEASON ONE
“THE BIRDEMIC”
The Main Storyline
REQUIRED READING
PART ONE: Doomsday
1. SCP-3662: The Doomsday Clock by Ayers
2. SCP-3296: The Drifter by notgull
3. Tale: Join the Flock by notgull
Recommended: SCP-2785: Self-Replicating Automaton by notgull
4. Tale: Tales of the Automaton: The Big Birdocalypse by notgull
5. SCP-3362: A Forced Self-Insert by notgull
INTERLUDE
6. GOI Format: SPC-507: EAGER NETHERENDER by Lt Flops
PART TWO: Migration
7. EE-3570: Umbral Ultimatum by Lt Flops
8. GOI Format: The Sacred Djehuti by Lt Flops and
Ayers
9. SCP-3632: Nibirdu by Quantum Physician
10. Tale: Avian Anthology I by Team Bird 11. Tale: UMBRAL MIGRATORY SEQUENCE by Lt Flops
12. Tale: Avian Anthology II by Team Bird
Team Bird = The whole gosh dang team
INTERMISSION
Stories From the Team Bird Multiverse
Tale: The Scent of a Toaster by notgull
Tale: My Empire of Birds by notgull
GOI Format: The Corncrake Of Destiny by Uncle Nicolini
SCP-4688: Manipulative Bike Helmets by Mew-ltiverse and
notgull
Tale: Eric's Journal by Mew-ltiverse and
notgull
Tale: A Given Purpose by The_Spider_Queen
Tale: Bill Reviews: The Bird Is The Word by YellowISlol
Wanderers' Library Entry: From the Journals of Agent Hopper: Home Bittersweet Home (or Free as a Bird) by newnykacolaquantum
SEASON TWO
“BIRDEMIC 2: SHOCK AND TERROR”
A Team Bird Anthology
SCP-4248: Alphabet and Omega by notgull
Tale: Document recovered from a Parallel Universe by notgull
Prequel: SCP-4795: Feathered F(r)iends by Mew-ltiverse and
Lt Flops
Tale: Three Feet Under I by notgull
Tale: Three Feet Under II by notgull
Tale: Three Feet Under III by notgull
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TEAM BIRD ART PAGE
By the magnificent
The_Spider_Queen!

EE-3570 by The_Spider_Queen
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What if I can't/don't want to read all these pages?
The official Team Bird Machete Order is as follows:
SCP-3095 ▷ EE-3570 ▷ Avian Anthology I ▷ UMBRAL MIGRATORY SEQUENCE ▷ Avian Anthology II
EE-3570 will summarize the scenario for you, and the Avian Anthologies + Umbral Migratory are where all the action is. If you want, or if you're really starved for time, you may also skip SCP-3095, as it can be summarized as “birds that are scientists who work for the Foundation”.
If you do have the time, however, we heavily recommend reading the rest of the material. It will give more context to this universe, and it's all really good stuff!
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THE AVIAN DIVISION CREST

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