Hello! My name is Roxy, and sometimes you'll see my alter Shuck here and there. We're very excited to be here. Thank you for your interest in our work, we hope you enjoy.
WARNING! The following material no longer contains narrativohazardous properties. It has been reduced, reused, and recycled following reality injection, and is now inoculated. However, please proceed with caution when interacting with cross-dimensional materials.
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ACCESSING FLOORBOARDS.aic…
WELCOME BACK.
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| Page Name | Rating | Comments | Last Comment | Created | Last Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Locked Box | 50 | 5 | 04 Jun 2023 22:43 | 12 Apr 2022 00:05 | 24 Feb 2024 02:20 |
| Personal Database | 31 | 2 | 16 Jun 2024 20:36 | 24 Apr 2022 02:49 | 24 Feb 2024 06:01 |
| SCP-983 – The Party Is Today | 68 | 13 | 09 Apr 2025 21:31 | 02 Jun 2022 22:16 | 11 Oct 2024 19:32 |
| Beneath the Floorboards... | 74 | 3 | 09 Jul 2024 19:39 | 05 Jun 2022 04:17 | 01 Jul 2024 02:16 |
| Where Would You Like To Go? | 32 | 3 | 09 Jul 2024 19:45 | 30 Jul 2022 19:41 | 05 May 2025 20:05 |
| Memet-Hiemal | 24 | 5 | 12 Sep 2022 00:48 | 17 Aug 2022 14:59 | 11 Oct 2024 19:38 |
| Space Rock (Found Poem) | 36 | 12 | 30 Nov 2022 04:37 | 03 Oct 2022 01:24 | 11 Oct 2024 19:37 |
| Alex Thorley's Christmas Special | 90 | 15 | 28 Jun 2024 16:02 | 17 Dec 2022 21:26 | 26 Jul 2025 16:42 |
| new hallway! | 26 | 7 | 06 Jan 2023 03:59 | 03 Jan 2023 22:19 | 24 Feb 2024 21:37 |
| hauntology-antaka | 32 | 8 | 11 Apr 2023 13:57 | 09 Apr 2023 16:55 | 11 Oct 2024 19:37 |
| SCP-6109 | 105 | 32 | 07 Jul 2023 18:55 | 21 May 2023 19:33 | 20 Jun 2024 14:41 |
| Agne Adomaitis & The Deep Dark Forest | 26 | 8 | 03 Jun 2023 05:33 | 30 May 2023 04:30 | 26 Jul 2025 16:42 |
| I Am Ira Watts & You Are The Forest | 28 | 7 | 09 Sep 2023 18:05 | 19 Jun 2023 04:13 | 11 Oct 2024 19:37 |
| SCP-7324 | 161 | 58 | 25 Oct 2025 17:36 | 23 Jul 2023 20:03 | 07 Aug 2025 14:39 |
| SCP-7356 | 50 | 10 | 17 May 2025 12:08 | 17 Aug 2023 23:58 | 11 Sep 2025 03:26 |
| CO█VE█T███ | 73 | 22 | 17 Aug 2024 22:37 | 30 Aug 2023 19:59 | 11 Oct 2024 19:06 |
| SCP-7413 | 181 | 54 | 28 Oct 2025 05:21 | 31 Oct 2023 19:59 | 01 May 2025 16:47 |
| please G-d don't kill yourself | 92 | 20 | 04 Oct 2024 01:11 | 23 Feb 2024 03:10 | 11 Oct 2024 19:30 |
| Alex Thorley unclogs the drain | 47 | 12 | 27 Sep 2025 07:28 | 22 May 2024 18:00 | 05 Jul 2024 00:16 |
| The Superstar | 37 | 21 | 06 Sep 2024 22:57 | 17 Jun 2024 23:20 | 11 Feb 2025 02:36 |
| The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit - Hub | 40 | 10 | 21 Jun 2024 16:22 | 20 Jun 2024 14:00 | 10 Sep 2025 16:16 |
| SCP-9000-ARC | 27 | 222 | 15 Jan 2026 21:13 | 26 Sep 2025 21:30 | 19 Oct 2025 12:05 |
Hi there, we're FLOORBOARDS, recovering New Weird junkie and aspiring professional writer. Our biggest influences are H.P. Lovecraft, Kurt Vonnegut, David Lynch, and Wes Anderson. We hope you've enjoyed the articles we've written for this site! If so, you can also support us either through our Bandcamp or our Ko-Fi.
For my author will: In the event you don't hear from me in 3 years, please direct any requests to edit or move my pages towards TealQuacks.
Finally, please check out the writings of NatVoltaic, Lt. Flops, Liryn, and UraniumEmpire, in no particular order, who are amazing authors with similar styles to mine.
Thank you <3