scp-9123 fanart by misc-rose
SCP-9123 (The Ethical Way to Make Money) fanart by misc-rose.
After the call, Maj. Dunn received a dead dove in his office mailbox with an olive branch impaled through its skull.
The unknown caller coughs. A snake is heard hissing in the background. Both are difficult to hear over the voice modifier being used.
Someone needs to show their dogs what it means to bark up the wrong tree, especially those of them with special little voices.
…Money lets you have everything you want, no? Then I want some Marlboros, please.
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