"White People"
Filename: whitepeople.mp4, whitepeople.png
Author: IronShears
License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
Source Link: This Page
Derivative of: "White People" by radian628, Intercedent, and ubergoober
Video Transcript:
“White People” is an SCP-9000 entry in the SCP-9000 contest. It’s about an anomalous species of presumably insect that has evolved to mimic humans. Specifically middle aged-elderly white humans. It is probably my favorite comedy article that I've read so far. That said, it is very controversial. So, you know. If you want to find out why maybe you should read it.
For my illustration, though, I’m drawing two instances of SCP-9000 engaging in the act of trophallaxis. Which is… when animals regurgitate food into each other's mouths. That’s why their. Umm. that’s why their eyes are open.
They’re not making out. It’s just a natural behavior in this species. So they can share food. That’s also not Donald Trump and Joe Biden, actually. That’s SCP-9000.HAPPY_ACCIDENT and SCP-9000.WET_CARDBOARD. They did become presidents of the US, yes, but.
Also I drew a heart around them, yes, but that’s because I like bugs and not because I think they love each other and are making out and will probably start producing more white people bugs very soon.
Anyways I hope you liked my drawing. Next I’ll be posting one about Pizza freak by PlaguePJP. If you want context before seeing my next video, which I’d recommend, go ahead and read that article if you haven’t already and while you’re at it, read THIS article as well.