Ariadne's Malibu Dream House (of Leaves)

The Malibu Dream House
(Of Leaves) v.2.0

This is not for you. (Except it is, kidding!)

i promise! only normal stuff here, yes sir-ee.

"and who am i to argue with history?"

"usually the first in line!"

SCPs

SCP-6830
Oops! All Atens!

The Stars will not be enough to stop him.
I am his son, and I swear by our joined blood to find what will.

In collaboration with LtFlops.

SCP-7028
The Poor Sisters of Divine Restoration

Man has killed fellow man for millennia
because they believed that God had told them to.

Imagine how much worse it would be if they had proof they were right.

SCP-7412
This Isn't A Jesus Allegory or Anything,
House's Birth Was Just Kinda Like That

J.R. Cooper: What do you qualify as measly embezzlement?

In collaboration with Yossipossi.

SCP-7801
In Darkness

18:32:07 The flashlight dies.

SCP-8028
Into The Forest

In the event of a resistant SCP-8028-2 attempting egress from SCP-8028,
use of Protocol Sondheim will be authorized by Overwatch Command.

8kcon Entry.

SCP-8131
You Have Treated Me With Contempt

DIR. HOUSE: Jesus Christ.

COOPER: No, far too recent, and unlikely to take an interest in something like this.

SCP-8520
Selenophobia: An Empty Reflection

SCP-8520 is the collective delusion held by most of humanity that the Earth has a natural satellite in its orbit, known as the Moon.

2024 Anthology Entry.

SCP-8585
A Setting Sun

The people may not remember me, but that does not mean I have forgotten them.

In collaboration with OriTiefling.

Groups of Interest & Hubs

Department of Tactical Theology Hub

If you can kill it, it isn't a God.

In collaboration with Yossipossi & DeadlyBread.

The Heart of Mekhane

I have seen it all, and I will tell you of its story,
For knowledge was never meant to be hidden.

In collaboration with Fortanono, Din-Bidor, IronShears, LORDXVNV, daveyoufool, & Ethagon.

The Virtue of Resilience

All that remains for us now is to meet our end with piety and humility,
aware that our sin stains our souls most completely.

In collaboration with Uncle Nicolini and Guaire.
LoreCon2023 Winning Entry for EN.

Tales & Others

A Once and Future King:
The Intersection of Folklore and Popular Religion
in the Field of Tactical Theology.

As with most academic fields, Tactical Theology
has continually grappled with taxonomy and categorization when
attempting to define its own ideological boundaries.

Frollicles (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Baba Yaga)

This was different. This was power, manifest.

Remixcon 2023 Entry.

Ever Burning Brightly

And he would be remembered.

I Think I Could Be Brave

She's thirteen when they tell her that her father is dead.

Inspired by ROUNDERHOUSE's Jade Proposal.

Koyaanisqatsi

the land is silent,
for he who had made them is at rest beneath the horizon

Your Place Was Empty

I won't give you empty platitudes or pretend the past does not matter,
because it always does. We know that deeper than most.

Wanderers' Library Works

In Dreams

And it was almost enough.

+ Coming Soon!

+ Characters, Sites, & Worldbuilding!

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+ Characters, Sites, & Worldbuilding!

Wow, Really?! You Want to Borrow Them?

I have written some recurring places, people, and mysterious stuff which sometimes interests people enough that they would also like to write about them! Needless to say, that blows my absolute tits off and I'm super duper grateful! Thank you!

If any of my story elements interest you, here are a few of the more commonly asked bits of information, especially the things that I try to keep relatively consistent. If you do write anything about these elements (or other bits from other works of mine that I didn't list here!), drop me a line so I know to crosslink them here, and also offer you my first born child (which I do not actually have at present, nor am likely to get in the future, but I will be incredibly happy and will offer it all the same)!

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+ but don't take my word for it!

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but don't take my word for it!

just listen to these real, actual quotes by people (who i asked to write them)!

"Amazing. Show-stopping. Awe-inspiring. Knee-shattering. Blood-spattering. I do not recollect the events of May 31st and I do not regret it. Hail Queen Ari."

cdithink, who better keep her mouth shut about May 31st.

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"Ari is the nicest person I know. Perhaps too nice. What is she plotting? "

Uncle Nicolini, who is the GOAT, not a goat, sorry if that's confusing.

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"Still owes me a pony."

Harmacy, who is stinky and great.

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"We have evidence that she used to sell copper in the Middle East under a pseudonym with the initials E. N. Don't let her try to tell you otherwise."

Aftokrator, who is clearly just paranoid like that nerd Nanni. Ignore all this cuneiform.

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"I met a penguin lover from a far off wiki,
Who said—'Two vast and trunkless pages of words
Stand in the data form… . Near them, on the files,
Half buried a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its creator well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless pages,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the metadata, these words appear:
My name is Fishmonger, Author of Authors;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wiki, boundless and bare
The lone and level drafts stretch far away.'"

Yossipossi, who is concerning me slightly.

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"Second coolest irish person I know /j"

BitOddInnit, who we know was not joking.

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"You finished your degree, go away. I don't know what this SCP thing is you even keep talking about. "

AriadnesThread's graduate Advisor, who writes Supernatural fanfiction for the record, so like she should talk.

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"I'd put her in a box and shake her around a bit."

OriTiefling, both terrifying and yet somehow inspirational?

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"The 80s called, they want their nu wave back."

AwhRyan, who doesn't understand the 80s weren't nearly this aesthetic, trust me, I was there.

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"There once was lady named Ari,
Who grew up with books and Atari!
She read and she learned,
She wrote and she earned,
and now she penguin, not sorry."

Flopmind, who doesn't realize that I still have that Atari, somewhere. I think.

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"I just think she's neat!"

Prismal, who I also think is neat!

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"Oh fuck yes, author page quote!"

Dino--Draws, who may have misunderstood the assignment.

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"Hedvig <3."

Miss Lapis, who wrote her own assignment.

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"I'm Commander Rounder, and this is my favorite Ariadne on the Citadel!"

Rounderhouse, which is impressive because he made an Ariadne already.

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"A spectre is haunting Ariadne's brain — the spectre of CSS. All the powers of the SCP Wiki have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: MAST and Tech, Discord Team and IRC ops, and every user with "storm" in their name."

Lt Flops, literally who??? There are so many of you and I get so confused!

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"Right, hold on one second, I'm hydrated to hell. Let's do this."

Fish^12, who is an actual saint for dealing with my dumb ass to create a perfect beautiful code for my author page.

SCP Foundation

Secure, Contain, Protect

"and who am i to argue with history?"

"usually the first in line!"

SCPs

Groups of Interest & Hubs

Tales & Others

Wanderers' Library Works

+ Coming Soon, Stay Tuned!

+ Characters, Sites, & Worldbuilding!

Wow, Really?! You Want to Borrow Them?

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SCP Foundation Site-89

Articles & Tales

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Junior Researcher Ariadne Cooper

Articles & Tales

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Visual References for Characters

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but don't take my word for it!

just listen to these real, actual quotes by people (who i asked to write them)!

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