Whether the figure establishing dominance is the author, the coat, the nerd, or all three is unknown.
an·o·rak
/ˈanəˌrak/
noun
noun: anorak; plural noun: anoraks; alternative spellings: Anorrack, Annoraaq, A|\|0|2a|<
1. a waterproof jacket, typically with a hood, of a kind originally used in polar regions.
2. a studious or obsessive person with unfashionable and largely solitary interests.
3. an extremely bad author, typically found on IRC and Discord, often procrastinating and putting off doing actual work.
Example: "Oh yeah, Anorrack, he's that one author that made these articles:"
| GOI Format | Rating |
|---|---|
| Critter Profile: Otis! | 49 |
| UIU File: 1970-034 | 21 |
| Herman Fuller Presents: The Candified Cat | 25 |
| UIU File: 2003-112 (OPERATION: PANDORA) | 44 |
In the case of my disappearance or unfortunate demise, my articles are to be auctioned off, with the minimum bid being five cents. If the articles cannot be auctioned off, the items are to be given to charity, preferably to one that treats those afflicted with writer's block.
