The Afto Crater

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Dr. Carter (don't judge his sense of fashion) looking into the Afto Crater.

Welcome to the Afto Crater National Park!

(Also known as Site-39, but you didn't hear it from me, capiche?)

You must be here for our main attraction, the titular Afto Crater. Yes, yes, we know it's small. That's not the point here.

Hmm? What's that? Not a crater, you say? Well, technically this is indeed a hole, but we just call it a crater in hopes no one else will try to find a non-existent bottom that leads directly to hell2.

Yes, you heard me right, hell3. Wait, what are you doing?


Goddamn it, that's the fifth one this week. I really gotta get to work on that high fence.

(Imagine yourself falling for about 12 seconds. Please. We're kinda low on budget right now.)


You're finally awake.

You were trying to skydive to hell, right? Fell onto that ledge right there, same as me.

Who am I? Why, I'm the gift shop owner, of course.


The Venerable Proprietor

SCP-6966-EX — The Backrooms
"Every room that wasn't empty had one of these no-breathing sleepers in them. I don't think any of those things were really human, in hindsight."


"A post-it note was found on the placard, labelled 'This one's a racist, Jim'."


SCP-6767 — The Bronze Lizard
"Better you interviewing a little legless lizard than another undying Mesopotamian sociopath."


SCP-6993 — According To All Known Studies On Neuroscience, There Is No Way That A Brain Should Be Able To Spin
"It looks like there's still work to do for 6993, because I can no longer see color."


SCP-6942 — Darwin's Nightmare
"We can only imagine how many niches exist on this planet for paragenetic anomalies to fill. We cannot possibly monitor them all."


SCP-5691 — The Painter of Worlds
"In addition, I am to inform you about the upcoming exhibition in the Pleiades on 30 March 2053. Please bring your best works, and preferably without a third deluge of argent."


SCP-5216 — Even More Good Eats
"Procedure of preparation observed indicates the usage of Sarkic culinary techniques, despite the subject being unaware of Sarkicism as a whole."


SCP-4216 — In The Doghouse
"Failed Δ-0G Events have been recorded to cause psychological distress to the subject, as well as certain observers."


Ask not why there's a gift shop a kilometer underground, but ask what other visitors have said about the Afto Crater!

"sidewindered4 Aftokrator is cool. they fixed my author page after someone vandalized it with the trollface"

Lt FlopsLt Flops

"Sidewindered Aftokrator is a dark horse author. Dont sleep on em"

T RutherfordT Rutherford, unprompted (bless)

"afto gets the placeholder seal of approval"

Placeholder McDPlaceholder McD

"afto i'm gonna burn your house5 down if you don't fix wikidot"

Fish^12Fish^12, context unknown.6

"aftokrator lives his life in a perpetual state of fucking around"

AzamoAzamo, correct

"aftokrator is a swarm of ants typing"

GremlinGroupGremlinGroup, also correct, don't tell anyone else.

"@aftokrator bless you"

— Pope djkaktusdjkaktus


— No idea who, they completely missed the ledge and went straight down. How rude.


— Bahungave XVII, king of kings, brother and son of lost Daramwul7 (c. 1385 BCE)

Well, many thanks for your patronage. Have a pleasant journey!

As you speed down the increasingly warmer one-way elevator to hell clad in an inflatable reflective Among Us costume, you notice several bright panels whizzing past seconds before you pass out from heatstroke.8

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