Truly Lamech 7eventy & 7evenfold
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"Adah and Zillah, Hear my voice; ye wives of Lamech, hearken unto my speech: for I have slain a man to my wounding, and a young man to my hurt."

Genesis 4:23


Hello there. What brings you to my humble abode? Is it my tales? My non-existent skips? The flashy name at the top of the author pages? Or perhaps, the strength of the world, binding us together through space and time? Well, whatever magnetized you towards my author page, enjoy your stay before it melts away.

Disclaimer:

  • I, 7eventy7evenfold7eventy7evenfold (abbr. 77) am not responsible for any noöspheric, essophysical, pataphysical or otherwise "esoteric" injuries sustained by the reader during the reading and subsequent comprehension of this page's content. Any questions or complaints cannot be forwarded to me as I will ignore them in their entirety.

Take care ;-)

Some facts about me:

  • I'm named after the retired professional wrestler Shawn Michaels, though the name I actually go by isn't one of my four real names, rather a nickname derived from the middle name mentioned above
  • "7eventy7evenfold" is originally meaningless, only being spun into something important and biblical months after I thought of it. It was initially a random thought that came to my while thinking of PS5 usernames I could make. It is inspired by Avenged Sevenfold and 6arelyhuman
  • Similarly, Bil is adopted from a VRChat skit called "Bilbert the B2"; Hux is derived from "HUX-A7-13" from Dead by Daylight; and Engel is because I recently became obsessed with angels
  • I'm enby and pan 😋
  • My favorite artists are Fall Out Boy, That Handsome Devil and Avenged Sevenfold, but I also enjoy stuff like ICP, Will Wood and LuLuYam
  • Speaking of music, among my favorite songs are Avenged Sevenfold's "A Little Piece of Heaven"; They Might Be Giants' "Kiss Me, Son of God"; Panic! At The Disco's "Camisado"; The Dresden Dolls' "Lonesome Organist Rapes Page Turner"; Frank & Nancy Sinatra's "Somethin' Stupid"; and Fall Out Boy's "I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)" (what a mouthful!)
  • All of my characters are different attributes of myself or the state of the world that I feel the urge to write down. Whether or not you could consider some of my work venting is up for interpretation, though some are intended that way
  • Though I've always been interested in SCP, it was only a little over two years ago that SCP: Secret Laboratory would revive my love for it and I would feel the urge to write
  • My main inspirations for and when writing are House, ULTRAKILL, Divine Comedy, the Enochian mythos, and Supernatural
  • Although I'm an apostate, the Bible (as well as miscellaneous demonology texts like The Lesser Key of Solomon and Inferno) also inspires a lot of my writing
  • I have a world record in Batman: Arkham Knight1
  • My highest round ever on CoD: Zombies is 33 on Town, BO2, using the Arbuckle strat. My second highest is 26 on the same map, with an Executioner and RPG
  • On the flipside to that, something less flattering is that my very first death on CoDZ was to a headless crawler on round 2 of Farm
  • I actually like having to manually maintain pages the way I do this one and it's for that reason (as well as it seeming complicated) that I don't use ListPages
  • My favorite SCP character is Nobody, and this love was sparked from reading random tales. Seriously people, click that random tale button
  • I'm honestly a fan of the classic jokes like "four pixels" or "what 055?" because they are staples of this community and part of what makes it

My stuff:


SCP-8957 | Break A Leg!
Efforts from the Foundation front company "Salem Council of the Public" are underway to remove handicap accessible parking spaces from existing Walmart buildings in these states, under the guise of "inclusivity and acceptance."


Here is some of my favorite content on the site:


SCP-7877 | Special Containment Professionals
by J T K CJ T K C
COLD NOT CRUEL


SCP-2935 | O, Death
by djkaktusdjkaktus
That's impossible. That's fucking impossible. There's no way.


SCP-6871 | In the Blink of an Eye
by RallistonRalliston
I'm sorry I allowed all of this. I'm so, so sorry.


Lily's Proposal | The World's Gone Beautiful
by LilyFlowerLilyFlower
Object Class: Unnecessary


SCP-3812 | A Voice Behind Me
by djkaktusdjkaktus
Come, the night stretches out before us and the red sun has set.


SCP-013 | Blue Lady Cigarettes
by DexanoteDexanote
her favorite flavour

where did you go

i miss you


Daoud Ewen Fullerton's Proposal | You've Been Awfully Quiet
by daveyoufooldaveyoufool
That was not very punk rock of you, Mister Moosie.


SCP-8951 | We'll Forget
by The Ace of KidneysThe Ace of Kidneys
Throughout the 50 years that SCP-8951 has been in Foundation containment, it has never been used to take a photograph of an existing person.


Ori's Proposal | Touching Eternity
by OriTieflingOriTiefling
The scene is beautiful, a painting of a moment in time. But it's one that feels empty, incomplete.


SCP-9900 | Single File
by QueeriousQueerious
"i miss your touch. will you be there when i arrive?"


SCP-8005 | The Fool
by daveyoufooldaveyoufool
Enter the passcode: "Hamburger"


SCP-2030 | LA U GH IS F UN
by PeppersGhostPeppersGhost
Have you ever like laugh you come laugh and have all the fun and laugh!


SCP-5696 | One Last Ace.
by cwazzycwaftercwazzycwafter
"Finish this job, Kill that cheating bastard."


Now, on the whole "will" thing:

IN CASE I DIE (because I would never willingly leave the wiki):


If I'm gone on all social media for longer than six months, total ownership of my work will go to P-H VixterP-H Vixter, and if they are gone too, EventideParadoxEventideParadox. If nothing else, then ownership will go to nobody, and the only changes I wish done to my work are staff edits. People can write about my canon however much they like.

It's unlikely my will will occur without me either going missing or dying, bluntly, because I'm online a lot for art and writing and wouldn't really stop posting or be able to miss any messages. If you want to contact me, my personal email is moc.liamg|8787gnileefehttsapgnivom#moc.liamg|8787gnileefehttsapgnivom and my wiki is here. Other questions can be PMed as they are always open for anyone.


Right now, I'm: Probably alive; someone else is temporarily on the account


Art Gallery's little eulogy:

This little fiction project has completely changed both who I am as an artist and as a person, and I think it's such a beautiful thing. What started out as a simple sculpture — the culmination of art at that! — and then snowballing into something larger than life. The ability for so many thousands of people to get together and share their ideas and just create. It's something beautiful to me that I have just not quite seen anywhere else.

Both in the praise and criticism of the patrons of this community, I have never seen a group less willing to falter its love for art and creation. I would not have a proper outlet if not for this one little collaborative website, and it's just amazing.

I am not a large or well-known author. But I am successful, even if sometimes I feel like a failed artist or like I'll never live up to the authors I admire. I just write anyways, without a clue of if it will stick, because I want to. It's not to please or to serve or for any other purpose than to commentate my own thoughts. And I try my hardest to not let rating or popularity get to me, because you shouldn't ever let popularity determine success. Personally, I consider myself a successful author because I succeeded my goal of posting something and having it stick, becoming a part of a bigger world. I passed that goal the second Full Stop got its very first upvote, because I know that final drafts aren't really a real thing — you can always keep improving something, even if it's finalized — and that it's okay to be anxious about posting something that you have doubts about.

Failure is unavoidable. Failure happens to everyone. Failure's fine. Success is also unavoidable, when you set goals for yourself and reach them. It's okay to falter because you learn from that and then you pick yourself back up with something better. You improve. Even if you stack up downvotes and a few harsh crits that may or may not even apply from a random guru who writes too much, chances are he knows better than you, and you should listen to what he has to say. Criticism, even if some people dish it or take it harshly, is a sign that you are not perfect — no one is — a chance for you to learn something about your writing, and a good oppurtunity to grow closer to the community, and even come back with a better version of the story, be it rewrite or revision.

I'm sure there are some people on this site who only lurk, or some people who don't even have an account, just because of the fear of being rejected, the gut feeling when the first vote is downhill, and the self-hatred when it comes to one's own art. It's okay to have that, I think everyone does. But I encourage those people to just consider writing something and posting it here anyways. Doesn't matter if it's out of love for art or spite for those who hate you. Find yourself a critter, whether through resources, the server, or a friend of yours, and write whatever you want. And do it, whether or not it works. That's what the Foundation is about, right?

With regards to P-H VixterP-H Vixter for being a good co-author and friend, EventideParadoxEventideParadox for being the best critter on SCiPnet and, a bit more surprisingly, Lutranae Canadensis Lutranae Canadensis for occasionally critting me a while ago.4 A thanks to all three of you for showing me support through my writing my entire journey. I appreciate you few for being with me the whole way.

And a thanks to those site admins and other renowned authors and artists like QueeriousQueerious, HarryBlankHarryBlank, SunnyClockworkSunnyClockwork and RounderhouseRounderhouse for making this wikidot subsidiary what it is today. It means a lot.

And a thanks to artists such as Gildedguy, Alan Becker, Krinkels,5 SomethingElseYT, Kaerem,6 The Rev,7 and everyone behind Welcome to Night Vale for inspiring me to pursue art, both in my youth and currently.

And a thanks to Kasper, Floofy, Ruth, Wing, and others close to me such as my own parents who have kept my head above water for a good part of my life and who have shaped who I am today. I love you.

And finally, a thanks to one Moto42 for a small article about a sculpture that does not move while being watched.

All of you have allowed me to lead how I wish.


sleep well
stay safe
see you tmr

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