woedenaz: a tasteful collection

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A Tasteful Collection

SCP‑2105 || Programmable Occult

• Revenge? Self‑improvement? Worship? It's all a few key presses away… but is it worth the cost?
• SCP-2105
• 02 Nov 2014 02:03
• (+177)
• "When Response Team M82 responded to the alarm, they found Dr. Forsyth and Dr. Marberry cleanly dismembered with no signs of struggle."

SCP‑4378 || Her Noodly Appendage

• Cogito, ergo sum pasta. Don't touch that lasagna.
• SCP-4378
• 14 Dec 2018 18:12
• (+104)
• "A single piece of spaghetti found at the bottom of President █████ ███████'s bowl arranged in cursive writing spelling out "hello?""

SCP‑4205 || In⁠ ⁠The⁠ ⁠Eyes of⁠ ⁠the⁠ ⁠Beholder

• “If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets.” ― Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore
• SCP-4205
• 11 Jan 2019 22:14
• (+1626)
• "Why did I never tell him?
  
  Why did I never tell myself?"

Tale || COMPWAN Source Manipulator

• There's probably easier ways to get rid of someone you don't like…
• COMPWAN Source Manipulator
• 18 Jan 2019 17:55
• (+34)
• A program to compile the imperfect flesh.

SCP‑4512 || A Goddamn Filthy Teleporting Party Pool

• This bad boy is a big, mean, luau party machine!
• SCP-4512
• 21 Feb 2019 15:54
• (+140)
• SCP-4512 is a 40 square meter sapient swimming pool capable of instantaneous translocation.

Tale || The Moon's Stellar Companion

• Fun, exciting, magnificent Buddhist space adventure!
• The Moon's Stellar Companion
• 05 Apr 2019 14:11
• (+44)
• Gold columns rise above me endlessly, though I can see the very top as beings with hundreds of arms dance upon them to a silent rhythm.

SCP‑4522 || The ⁠Mystical ⁠Village of ⁠the ⁠Jade ⁠Peach

• “Losing the possibility of something is the exact same thing as losing hope and without hope nothing can survive.” ― Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves
• SCP-4522
• 18 Apr 2019 15:13
• (+81)
• Forgiveness is not something you beg or ask for, intruder.

SCP‑4485 || Such Black Light

• “As I sat on the chair I pondered sadly, but not desperately, Why the core of the world exuded such black light.” ― Jean Hans Arp
• SCP-4485
• 28 Aug 2019 14:03
• (+305)
• understanding is searching for an empty cup from which to drink air

SCP‑4801 || Ceto‑vimutti: Deliverance From Suffering

• “This noble truth of suffering has been fully understood': thus, bhikkhus, in regard to things unheard before, there arose in me vision … and light. ” ― The Blessed One
• SCP-4801
• 12 Dec 2019 18:32
• (+52)
• Stripped bare, torn, sheared, and destroyed. And so now we can find a form far more refined. We have arrived.

About Me

• Hello! It somewhat befuddles me that anyone would click this. But if you truly want to know more about me, this is the place! Too bad I am absolutely awful at writing about myself. But still, I'll give some things…
  
  I am a graphic designer for a living. I've made art and wrote for as long as I can remember.
  
  I'm also gay and a dude, if that's something you care about. Came out really late in life, so that factors in to my writing quite a bit.
  
  I really like writing stories that have mysteries to unpack. Like puzzles for the reader to find. I try to leave in little clues rather than just outright telling people.
  
  Okay, that's all you get. Thanks for stopping by!

woedenaz

ACS Items

Anomaly Classification Guide

Click to Learn!

Classification Committee Memo

Memo by djkaktus giving an in-universe explaination for ACS.

Click to Read!

Anomaly Classification Bar

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ACS Hybrid & Text Bar

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Classy Components

Blacklight Box

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Responsive Tables

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Discord Styling

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GOTO 20

Today at 4:28 PM

yo, Corvus, you around?

Corvas

Today at 4:28 PM

ya
what's up @GOTO 20

New Messages

GOTO 20

Today at 4:29 PM

Here is an image

GOTO 20

Today at 4:30 PM

mv_sk1r.tar.gz

2.71 KB

corvas

Today at 5:20 PM

butts.zip

512 MB

Classified Bar Woed

Click to Use!

Object Warning Box

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BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL

The following file is Level 4/2935 Classified
Unauthorized access is forbidden.

2935

Object Class Bar

Click to Use!

Audio Player Woed

Click to Use!

SCP Hover Box

Click to Use!

SCP-4205

In the Eyes of the Beholder

“If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets” ― Haruki Murakami, Kafka On the Shore

Snazzy Themes

Black Highlighter Theme

Click to Use!

Wanderer's Library Theme

Click to View!

The Foundation Theme

Click to Use!

Unusual Incidents Unit Theme

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Chinese SCP Foundation Theme

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Galactic Federation Theme

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Old Money Theme

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░▒▓ A E S T H E T I C T H E M E ▓▒░ 

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SCP-4205 Theme

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Laughter & Knives Theme

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Ouroboros Theme

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Woedenaz Theme

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techdenaz

+ Show component code

@supports((display: -ms-grid) or (display: grid)) {
    @media only screen and (min-width: 769px) {
        #side-bar .close-menu {
            display: block;
            position: fixed;
            top: 0.25rem;
            left: 0.5rem;
            width: 3rem;
            opacity: 1;
            pointer-events: all;
        }
 
        #side-bar .close-menu img {
            color: transparent;
        }
 
        #side-bar .close-menu::before,
        #side-bar .close-menu::after {
            content: "";
            box-sizing: border-box;
            position: fixed;
            display: block;
            top: 0.25rem;
            left: 0.5rem;
            width: 3rem;
            height: 3rem;
            padding: 0;
            margin: 0;
            text-align: center;
            pointer-events: all;
            cursor: pointer;
            -webkit-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -o-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -moz-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
        }
 
        #side-bar .close-menu::before {
            --mask: url("data:image/svg+xml,%3C%3Fxml version='1.0' %3F%3E%3C!DOCTYPE svg PUBLIC '-//W3C//DTD SVG 1.1//EN' 'http://www.w3.org/Graphics/SVG/1.1/DTD/svg11.dtd'%3E%3Csvg height='32px' id='Layer_1' style='enable-background:new 0 0 32 32;' version='1.1' viewBox='0 0 32 32' width='32px' xml:space='preserve' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' xmlns:xlink='http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink'%3E%3Cpath d='M4,10h24c1.104,0,2-0.896,2-2s-0.896-2-2-2H4C2.896,6,2,6.896,2,8S2.896,10,4,10z M28,14H4c-1.104,0-2,0.896-2,2 s0.896,2,2,2h24c1.104,0,2-0.896,2-2S29.104,14,28,14z M28,22H4c-1.104,0-2,0.896-2,2s0.896,2,2,2h24c1.104,0,2-0.896,2-2 S29.104,22,28,22z'/%3E%3C/svg%3E");
            z-index: -1;
            background-color: var(--toggle-icon-color, rgb(var(--sidebar-links-text))) !important;
            -webkit-mask: var(--mask);
            mask: var(--mask);
            -webkit-mask-repeat: no-repeat;
            mask-repeat: no-repeat;
            -webkit-mask-position: 50% 50%;
            mask-position: 50% 50%;
            -webkit-mask-size: 60%;
            mask-size: 60%;
        }
 
        #side-bar .close-menu::after {
            z-index: -2;
            background-color: var(--toggle-button-bg, rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-color))) !important;
            -webkit-border-radius: var(--toggle-roundness, 50%);
            -moz-border-radius: var(--toggle-roundness, 50%);
            border-radius: var(--toggle-roundness, 50%);
            border: var(--toggle-border-color, rgb(var(--swatch-border-color))) var(--toggle-border-width, 0.25rem) solid;
        }
 
        #side-bar:focus-within .close-menu::before,
        #side-bar:focus-within .close-menu::after {
            opacity: 0;
        }
 
        #side-bar {
            display: block;
            position: fixed;
            top: 0;
            left: -webkit-calc(var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop)*-1);
            left: -moz-calc(var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop)*-1);
            left: calc(var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop)*-1);
            z-index: 10;
            -webkit-transition:
                left var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -o-transition:
                left var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -moz-transition:
                left var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            transition:
                left var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            height: 100%;
            overflow-y: auto;
            overflow-x: hidden;
            margin-top: 0;
        }
 
        #side-bar:focus-within {
            left: 0;
        }
 
        #side-bar .side-block {
            margin-top: 1rem;
            background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0, 0);
            -webkit-border-radius: 0;
            -moz-border-radius: 0;
            border-radius: 0;
            border-left-width: 0px;
            border-right-width: 0px;
        }
 
        #main-content::before {
            content: "";
            display: block;
            position: fixed;
            top: 0;
            right: 0;
            z-index: -1;
            opacity: 0;
            -webkit-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                width var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -o-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                width var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -moz-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                width var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                width var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            margin-left: var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop);
            background: rgba(var(--swatch-menubg-black-color), .3) 1px 1px repeat;
            padding-right: 0;
            width: 100%;
            height: 100vh;
            pointer-events: none;
            z-index: 99;
        }
 
        #side-bar:focus-within~#main-content::before {
            width: -webkit-calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
            width: -moz-calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
            width: calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
            opacity: 1;
            pointer-events: all;
        }
 
        #content-wrap {
            display: -webkit-box;
            display: -webkit-flex;
            display: -moz-box;
            display: -ms-flexbox;
            display: flex;
            -webkit-box-orient: horizontal;
            -webkit-box-direction: normal;
            -webkit-flex-direction: row;
            -moz-box-orient: horizontal;
            -moz-box-direction: normal;
            -ms-flex-direction: row;
            flex-direction: row;
            width: -webkit-calc(100vw - (100vw - 100%));
            width: -moz-calc(100vw - (100vw - 100%));
            width: calc(100vw - (100vw - 100%));
            min-height: -webkit-calc(100vh - -webkit-calc(var(--final-header-height-on-desktop, 10.125rem)));
            min-height: -moz-calc(100vh - -moz-calc(var(--final-header-height-on-desktop, 10.125rem)));
            min-height: calc(100vh - calc(var(--final-header-height-on-desktop, 10.125rem)));
            -webkit-box-flex: 2;
            -webkit-flex-grow: 2;
            -moz-box-flex: 2;
            -ms-flex-positive: 2;
            flex-grow: 2;
            height: auto;
            position: relative;
            margin: 0 auto;
            max-width: inherit;
        }
 
        #main-content {
            width: 100%;
            position: initial;
            max-height: 100%;
            padding: 2rem 1rem;
            width: 45.8rem;
            max-width: 45.8rem;
            margin: 0 auto;
        }
 
        @media not all and (min-resolution:.001dpcm) {
            @supports (-webkit-appearance:none) {
                #side-bar {
                    -webkit-transition:
                        left var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        padding-right var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        background-color var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                    -o-transition:
                        left var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        padding-right var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        background-color var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                    -moz-transition:
                        left var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        padding-right var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        background-color var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                    transition:
                        left var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        padding-right var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        background-color var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                    padding-right: 0;
                    background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0, 0);
                    pointer-events: all;
                    overflow-x: visible;
                    overflow-y: visible;
                    z-index: 999;
                }
 
                #side-bar::-webkit-scrollbar {
                    opacity: 0;
                    -webkit-transition: opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                    transition: opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                }
 
                #side-bar .close-menu::before {
                    z-index: 999;
                }
 
                #side-bar .close-menu::after {
                    z-index: 998;
                }
 
                #side-bar:hover .close-menu::before {
                    opacity: 0;
                }
 
                #side-bar:hover {
                    left: 0;
                    background-color: rgba(var(--swatch-menubg-color), 1);
                    padding-right: 0;
                }
 
                #side-bar:hover::-webkit-scrollbar {
                    opacity: 1;
                }
 
                #side-bar:hover~#main-content::before {
                    width: -webkit-calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
                    width: -moz-calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
                    width: calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
                    opacity: 1;
                    pointer-events: all;
                }
            }
        }
    }
}

---

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@supports((display: -ms-grid) or (display: grid)) {
:root {
    /* header measurements */
    --header-height-on-desktop: 10rem;
    --header-height-on-mobile: 10rem;
    --header-h1-font-size: -webkit-calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
    --header-h1-font-size: -moz-calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
    --header-h1-font-size: calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
}
 
#header {
    background: none;
}
 
#header::before {
    content: " ";
    position: absolute;
    width: 100%;
    height: 100%;
    left: 0;
    top: 0.75rem;
    background-image: var(--logo-image);
    background-repeat: no-repeat;
    background-position: center -3.5rem;
    -webkit-background-size: auto 8rem;
    -moz-background-size: auto 8rem;
    -o-background-size: auto 8rem;
    background-size: auto 8rem;
    background-position: center top;
    opacity: 0.45;
    pointer-events: none;
}
 
#header h1,
#header h1 a,
#header h1 a::before {
    position: absolute;
    top: 0;
    left: 0;
    margin: 0;
    padding: 0;
    width: 100%;
    height: 100%;
    display: -webkit-box;
    display: -webkit-flex;
    display: -moz-box;
    display: -ms-flexbox;
    display: flex;
    -webkit-box-align: center;
    -webkit-align-items: center;
    -moz-box-align: center;
    -ms-flex-align: center;
    align-items: center;
    -webkit-box-pack: center;
    -webkit-justify-content: center;
    -moz-box-pack: center;
    -ms-flex-pack: center;
    justify-content: center;
    max-height: inherit;
    z-index: 0;
}
 
#header>h1>a>span {
    width: 100%;
    height: 100%;
    top: 0;
    left: 0;
    max-width: inherit;
}
 
#header h1 {
    height: -webkit-calc(100% - 2.25rem);
    height: -moz-calc(100% - 2.25rem);
    height: calc(100% - 2.25rem);
}
 
#header h1 a::before,
#header h1 a {
    text-align: center;
    line-height: 0.8;
}
 
#header h2,
#header h2 span,
#header h2 span::before {
    position: absolute;
    left: 0;
    top: 0.15em;
    margin-left: 0;
    padding: 0;
    width: 100%;
    display: -webkit-box;
    display: -webkit-flex;
    display: -moz-box;
    display: -ms-flexbox;
    display: flex;
    -webkit-box-align: end;
    -webkit-align-items: flex-end;
    -moz-box-align: end;
    -ms-flex-align: end;
    align-items: flex-end;
    -webkit-box-pack: center;
    -webkit-justify-content: center;
    -moz-box-pack: center;
    -ms-flex-pack: center;
    justify-content: center;
    max-height: inherit;
    z-index: 0;
    text-transform: uppercase;
    pointer-events: none;
}
 
#login-status {
    min-height: -webkit-calc(var(--base-font-size) * 1.5);
    min-height: -moz-calc(var(--base-font-size) * 1.5);
    min-height: calc(var(--base-font-size) * 1.5);
    -webkit-border-radius: .0625rem;
    -moz-border-radius: .0625rem;
    border-radius: .0625rem;
    -webkit-border-radius: var(--border-radius-width);
    -moz-border-radius: var(--border-radius-width);
    border-radius: var(--border-radius-width);
    color: rgb(var(--pale-gray-monochrome));
    background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);
    -webkit-box-sizing: border-box;
    -moz-box-sizing: border-box;
    box-sizing: border-box;
    -webkit-box-flex: 1;
    -webkit-flex-grow: 1;
    -moz-box-flex: 1;
    -ms-flex-positive: 1;
    flex-grow: 1;
    left: 3%;
    right: initial;
}
 
#login-status .printuser {
    --wght: 900;
    position: relative;
    top: 0;
    left: 0;
    color: rgb(var(--swatch-menutxt-light-color));
    -webkit-box-shadow: none;
    -moz-box-shadow: none;
    box-shadow: none;
    padding: 0.25rem;
    margin: 0;
    font-weight: 900;
}
 
#login-status #my-account {
    --wght: 300;
    color: rgb(var(--pale-gray-monochrome));
    font-weight: 300;
}
 
#login-status #account-topbutton {
    border: initial;
    padding: 0.5em 0.5em 0.5em 0.25em;
    position: relative;
    height: 100%;
    top: 0;
    left: 0;
    margin: 0;
    font-size: 1em;
}
 
#account-options {
    width: auto;
    padding: 0.5em;
    border-color: rgba(var(--bright-accent));
    background: var(--gradient-header);
    color: rgb(var(--swatch-text-light));
}
 
#account-options ul li a {
    color: rgb(var(--swatch-text-light));
}
 
#account-options li a:hover {
    color: rgb(var(--swatch-text-light));
    text-decoration: underline;
}
 
@media only screen and (min-width: 769px) {
    #search-top-box {
        right: 3%;
        top: 0.5rem;
    }
 
    #search-top-box-form>input,
    #search-top-box-form>input:hover,
    #search-top-box-form>input:focus {
        background: rgb(var(--black-monochrome));
    }   
 
    #search-top-box-form>input {        
        -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
        -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
        box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
    }
 
    #search-top-box-form>input:hover,
    #search-top-box-form>input:focus {
        -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
        -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
        box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
    }
 
    #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"],
    #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:focus, 
    #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:hover {  
        border: none;
        border-left: 0.0625rem solid rgb(var(--swatch-primary-darkest));
        -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
        -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
        box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
    }
 
    #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"] {
        background: rgb(var(--swatch-primary-darkest));
        color: rgb(var(--swatch-menutxt-light-color));
    }
 
    #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:focus, 
    #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:hover {
        background: rgb(var(--swatch-primary));
        -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
        -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
        box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
    }
}
 
#page-title {
    text-align: center;
}
 
@media only screen and (max-width:768px) {
    :root {
        --header-h1-font-size: -webkit-calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
        --header-h1-font-size: -moz-calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
        --header-h1-font-size: calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
    }
 
    #header h1,
    #header h1 a,
    #header h1 a::before {
        top: 0.25rem;
    }
 
    #header h2,
    #header h2 a,
    #header h2 a::before {
        top: 0;
    }
 
    #header h2 span {
        margin-top: -webkit-calc(var(--header-height-on-mobile)/2 + var(--header-h1-font-size)/2 + .25rem);
    margin-top: -moz-calc(var(--header-height-on-mobile)/2 + var(--header-h1-font-size)/2 + .25rem);
    margin-top: calc(var(--header-height-on-mobile)/2 + var(--header-h1-font-size)/2 - .25rem);
    }
}