|
Table of Contents
|
Intro
Hello and welcome to the SCP-wiki's User-Curated Lists page! Since we've got such a large volume of content on this site (7,800+ works at time of writing), this page has been created to offer the readership a hub containing quality representative material for their reading pleasure. This is to be a collaborative page.
Ambassador Articles:
Get to know the Foundation with these lists for new or returning users! Interested parties should also check out the SCPDeclassified Hub, which has in-depth essays on individual SCPs and different facets of SCPverse lore.
The SCPs I'm gonna link require minimal to no earlier knowledge and are pretty well written, so I think they'll be good for new users.
(Some people forget to do this, but remember to read the various Incident Logs and other Addenda in the article, that's where the "meat" of the article is).
SCP-093 Red Sea Object by an unknown author, rewritten by NekoChris
This one is a classic, but it is very long. If you don't think you can handle a long read right off the bat, come back to this later.
SCP-096 The Shy Guy by Dr Dan
If you expected the SCP wiki to be a creepypasta site, then this guy should be right up your alley. Short and easy to digest.
SCP-1425 Star Signals by Silberescher
In a complete U-turn from the earlier entry, if you expected the SCP wiki to be a creepypasta site, this is absolutely not what you expected to read. Medium-sized read. (Before you ask, GOI stands for Group Of Interest, AKA any other group/organization the Foundation is interested in)
SCP-1440 The Old Man From Nowhere by Dmatix
Short, sweet, and folklore based. After reading, you have to read the tale "Thrice".
SCP-1733 Season Opener by bbaztek
Not all SCPs have to be a threat to human life in order to be interesting. Short read.
SCP-2006 Too Spooky by weizhong
This SCP initially seems sillier and more lighthearted than the rest, but don’t let that fool you. Short read.
SCP-2662 c'thulu f'UCK OFF by SoullessSingularity
Comedy! We missed you here! (Short read)
SCP-3001 Red Reality by OZ Ouroboros
This time around, it's not the SCP itself that gets the spotlight. Long read.
SCP-3008 A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA by Mortos
Lighthearted and funny, but still interesting. Short-Medium read.
SCP-3333 Tower by Jekeled
I can't say anything about this one without spoiling it. Long read.
Drawn from this discussion page. A wide-swath of content from all corners of the site.
SCP-1739 "Obsolete Laptop" by Chubert
I maintain that this should be a benchmark for anyone who wants to write here. It's not overly complicated, it doesn't do more than it needs to, and it's incredibly well written.
Kalinin's Proposal - "Past and Future" by Kalinin
yeah so it's not a true tale. Who cares. In my opinion, it's the best proposal on the site and one of the best series I've read here, ever. There is so much fridge horror here the TV Tropes page should just link to it.
SCP-2935 "'O, Death" by djkaktus
Truly, a treat for those both new and old. It seems perfectly suited for those with only cursory knowledge of existing lore/returning users. Couple this with the fact that it is expertly written, with realistic dialogue and characters, a dread-inducing and suspenseful plot, and a harrowing, gut-wrenching conclusion, it goes without saying that this is a must-read.
We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five by qntm
It's the introduction to what is one of the best series this site has. An incredible high-concept with mind-boggling twists and turns; a thrilling series I'd be happy to have representing the kind of place the SCP wiki is.
SCP-2380 "The Left Kidney of Junior Researcher Østergaard" by BIDZ180
I highly recommend this article to any aspiring author or curious reader. There's several things it has going for it. It's a very unique and creative concept, first of all. It's a kidney, rather than the common eyeballs, fingers, hearts, etc. we see here and elsewhere. It uses the often-maligned compulsion effect and gets away with it due to the fun imagery it creates, showing that even the most commonly-spouted slogans can be overruled with enough skill.
It's a short article, which is always nice, and tells a lot in that small space while leaving a lot to the imagination (But not too much). It has no convoluted backstory, GOI/canon linkage, or superfluous interview logs, because it doesn't need any of those to hold its concept up for it. In my opinion, it's a shining example of what an SCP is at its most fundamental. An entertainingly weird thing, what it does, and how the Foundation deals with it.
SCP-882 - A Machine by Dr Gears
This gets the nod over the other contenders (and because 173 had already been taken!) for several reasons. It's relatively short, but it has a supplement to flesh things out and show off more dramatic writing. It is a unique item, and it has correspondingly interesting containment procedures. It is creepy, but not unnecessarily gory. It is self-contained (and doesn't require any background knowledge as to, for example, what an MTF is) but it has several cross-links to take readers further into the database. It's exactly what I'd suggest to draw a hypothetical new reader into this world.
Shadow of a Doubt by Dr Yucatan
For me, this was a no-brainer. It perfectly sets out the Foundation world without the need for any background knowledge, providing an understanding of the shared universe, rather than assuming it (as most tales do). Even SCP-017 is neatly explained in-text. It highlights the human element, setting up characters the reader can invest in. And it creates a marvelous atmosphere of high tension which should leave the reader wanting more. It's really great - you should read it!
SCP-2498 "The Rainbow Body" by minmin
Not the best article for a newbie, but in my opinion, it's perfect for showing off how vast a singular SCP can be. The article explores paratech, alt-history, and religion, all while balancing a detached overview with raw emotion. It's a self-contained story, yet it can serve as a springboard in the Coldest War canon. It's beautiful at times, yet there's an ominous undertone. It's a very personal story, yet it has global implications. I think this SCP shows just how large of a story you can craft while keeping the format perfectly intact.
wowwee-go-kill-ursefl by Randomini
A bite-sized tale that exemplifies good character, good pacing, and good dialogue without any connections to the greater universe. It shows that there's more to the Foundationverse than the Foundation or even anomalies, and it serves as a springboard to Randomini's Acidverse.
The Conspiracy Of Sigma 3 by thedeadlymoose
The Serpent's Hand, being one of the more recognizable GoI's, makes for a perfect introduction to the GoI Format concept. That aside, the article does a good mix of worldbuilding while telling a story, and it ultimately shows another creative way to break the format.
SCP-2447 "Modular Animals" by Eekium
A highly underrated article showing the Foundation doing what it does best: capturing things that make you look up the word "exenterate", and defanging them through a combination of careful experimentation and literal duct tape. The subtle allusions to traits that have been programmed out of these critters and the well done containment log are a clinic in telling stories, implying threat, and inserting a little dark humor between the lines of a document without breaking tone.
Hypervelocity by A Random Day
A brilliant example of embracing the site's potential to plow through genre boundaries like a post-apocalyptic war machine: a character-centric cyberpunk-urban fantasy-noir-action-thriller-heist with rich imagery and a semi-realist anime vibe that fully lives up to its title.
UiU File: 1997-007 by SpectralDragon
A great little article that perfectly sums up the UIU: an organization of competent agents doing their best to uphold the law on both sides of the masquerade… armed with a shoestring budget and an unflappably deadpan approach to the insanity of the SCPverse.
SCP-3008 "A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA" by Mortos
One of the articles I use as an example when critiquing, specifically on how an SCP can be a story rather than just a document describing an anomalous object. It's an important example on how the format has evolved since we began.
Dread & Circuses (series) by DrChandra/various
Because of the interesting perspective from different GOI's and simply because of the sheer writing quality.
SCP-2747 "As below, so above" by minmin
Arguably the best use of meta-narrative on the site. Manages to have a great narrative of its own while emulating other famous writers in the list of deleted works. Also some plot elements like project Lucid Chalice were brilliant in and out of universe.
Resurrection (series - various authors)
One of the longer and more ambitious canons, it gives a great view of a modernized depiction of series 1 characters and tropes. Sadly unfinished, but includes many great moments and smaller scale stories.
KTE-2013-Kapala-Mendes MegalomaniacInchworm
Fantastic article that combines a varied and entertaining plot, great worldbuilding, and a very interesting and threatening concept. Very underrated
SCP-1730 "What Happened to Site-13?" by djkaktus
This SCP is the longest on the site, and is a great example of how to write a good story. This references many other SCPs so it wouldn't be the best first SCP to read. However, I would put it on the list of stuff for new members to read. It does a good job at establishing atmosphere, has fun action, and comes with many memorable moments. I would go into more detail about what this does right, but I'd rather not spoil it. You can take away a lot from what this does right in telling an effective narrative without becoming stale, and reading this would help with that.
SCP-2740 "It Wasn't There" by djkaktus
I've crooned about this in the past, but just to briefly hit all the major points: Excellent premise, excellent picture, excellent interviews, excellent twist. It's emblematic of what I think made the series I skips work so well — a simple yet simultaneously incomprehensible idea coupled with a pervasive sense of building dread and just a pinch of 'wtf'. It also introduces new readers to the idea that something doesn't have to be physically dangerous (or, indeed, anything at all) to still be terrifying.
Until Death by psul
I mean, c'mon. It actually manages to make SCP-106 legit scary. Seriously though, the reason I bring this up as a tale to show new readers is because it does what some of the best tales always do — takes an old idea, dusts it off, and injects some new life into it. Obviously, not all tales should seek to do this — you can only re-imagine an SCP so many times before it starts to get tedious. But you should show readers at least one tale that re-imagines an SCP… and if you're gonna show 'em one, this is a pretty great one to go with. Plus, it introduces them to SCP-106 and SCP-3001 — two for one shot!.
SCP-342 "A Ticket To Ride" originally by name rewritten by DrClef
There are so many good answers for this, but I'm recommending this one in this case because it is a good introduction into the world of SCP. In the end, it's the story about one man's quest to understand one object, and that object's quest to destroy the man's effort. It is that tale, told simply and intimately, with visuals ranging from the anomalous effect, life inside and outside the site, relations between people, all the elements to make the full story moving.
I ≠ I by Von Pincier
This is an incredible tale you can use to introduce users to the site, because it does not require any prior knowledge of the SCP Foundation. Indeed, it's barely Foundation-branded itself. The concepts inside can be mind-twisters, but never to the level of incomprehensibility. This is the sort of story that I would expect to read in a published weird fiction anthology, and it would stand up well to other stories by other authors one might read. This plays to one of this site's strengths: our writings can cover nearly any concept, and introduce new ones most people would never encounter anywhere else.
#Xiupania by Faminepulse
What I like about this is that it takes advantage of the online format to tell its story, while at the same time remains literary in nature. It relies on words to tell its story and the formatting elements are simply there for immersion and context. The reader is introduced to the concept of many different ways of viewing the world beyond one's personal experience, leaving the reader more mindful of, well, just about everything.
S.D. Locke's 001 Proposal by shaggydredlocks
I was trying to think of SCPs that affected me emotionally, for better or for worse. This is a fantastically told story using (if twisting) the SCP format, and the last one that really scared the shit out of me.
The Only Way To Travel by Djoric
I'm recommending this one for two reasons. First, I think it was one of the first articles that really showed me that there were different perspectives on what the Foundation could be, and it was up to me to pick exactly what I wanted to believe. Secondly, it's just so goddamn fun.
SCP-1370 "Pesterbot" by Sorts
A classic from one of the Masters, Sorts, this is a light-hearted but still sinister article which covers a lot of character in a small amount of space. If you like fun articles that make you think you can't go wrong here.
Brink Dangerguts Adventures by thattallfellow
Fun pulpy action with great pace and written in a breezy easy to read style. Plus it has the best main character name ever.
Recruitment Drive 28126 by tretter
This is one of the more unique and original goi format articles through its attempt to strike out new characterization for the Factory. It's a little controversial but anything that broadens an old group's horizons is a great thing.
SCP-1981 "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING" by Digiwizzard
One of the most popular articles on the site for a reason — it's fucking spooky, it has good pictures, and the writing is entertaining. Plenty of articles are like that, but this makes a good introductory article for a few reasons. Mechanically, it's simple: it's a tape with content that varies between playbacks, but is generally similar, and then something weird happens to cap it off. This overarching structure is very common on the site, and 1981 exemplifies it without being terribly long. The writing style and clinical tone is very typical for modern SCPs, and apart from leading off with its recovery story, doesn't really do anything atypical.
The article itself doesn't divulge much about the Foundation beyond that which is inherent to the format. There are Sites where the Foundation keeps things, information is hidden behind censor bars or REDACTED, they administer 'amnesiacs', there are Level 3 psychiatric evaluations and Level 4 supervisors and O5 clearance and blah blah blah. None of that should be terribly difficult to swallow, especially because it all could have come from the Men In Black movies, but it does establish what sort of organization the Foundation is and how they operate.
Log of Anomalous Items (collaboration - various users)
SCP-1981 covered 'scary' and 'mysterious', and once a new user has familiarized themselves with the basic premise of the Foundation, the Log will cover 'weird' and 'mundane' (w/r/t the Foundationverse and the Foundation, respectively), along with a dose of humor. and a little bit of everything else, too. The better parts will demonstrate that brevity is the soul of wit, and that a shitload of brevity is the soul of an addictive read (and also like, Experiment Logs and whatnot, whose pacing the Log represents really well).
If their foray into SCPs hasn't conveyed the idea yet, the Log will really nail down the Foundation's nature as pack rats, bureaucrats, and pragmatists with a global reach and great intel.
SCP-1715 "Online Friend" originally by ObserverSeptember, rewritten by PeppersGhost
Because I think PeppersGhost should be represented on here; most of his articles would be great for new readers as they tend to be the perfect combination of absurd and creepy, without being intimidatingly lengthy.
Mission Statement by Dr Reach
It's the only tale on the site that's ever made me feel truly emotional, and I personally don't feel that prior knowledge of the Foundation is needed to appreciate the beauty of the writing. Newbies should be able to see that we have true talent here.
Horror
Hand-picked nightmare-fuel.
100 Horror SCPs. Entries selected are based off community (here and off-site) input, as well as personal preference.
1-25
SCP-3000 Contest picks:
SCP-3512 - The More You Know by psul
The behaviour of affected women is characterized by high sociability and lack of inhibition, punctuated by prolonged bouts of uncontrollable screaming.
SCP-3005 - A Light That Died by Silberescher
It's slippery. Trying to pick it up changes it. First it's a socialist political system, then it's a way to cook pork using special equipment. I managed to scrape it into a bucket and stow it in a locker.
SCP-3998 - The Wicker Witch Lives by Fantem
As for the witch herself, only one thing can be said for sure. The Wicker Witch lives.
SCP-3063 - A fly by Dr Solo
Do you hear the buzzing?
S.D. Locke's Proposal "When Day Breaks" by shaggydredlocks
Learn to embrace the darkness, friends. Fear the light.
SCP-2539 Highway to Hell by Taffeta
All such subjects later find a piece of heavily scorched and decomposed human flesh in the storage compartment of their vehicle.
SCP-2529 - Rest in Peace by Kalinin
all children should sleep
SCP-455 Cargo Ship by Dr Gears
It's cold.
SCP-538 Shadow Spiders by Dr LosER
If at any time personnel are bitten by SCP-538, the infected individual must be placed within SCP-538's chamber as soon as possible.
SCP-2467 A Sum Greater Than Its Parts by Dr Balthazaar
Video feed shows that D-2467-03 no longer displays any sign of distress, and now hums with the crew of SCP-2467.
SCP-2316 - Field Trip by djkaktus
You do not recognize the bodies in the water.
SCP-2740 - It Wasn't There by djkaktus
There's only so much that hate can build up in a place before it starts hating you back…
SCP-1538 Instructions to a Twin-Screw Extruder by Kalinin
After 45 seconds of additional observation, a pseudopod-like structure emerges from the center of the slurry pile. At the end of the structure is what appears to be a skinned human face.
SCP-1782 - Tabula Rasa by Faminepulse
There's a hole in the wall in the bottom of the floor.
SCP-1861 - The Crew of the HMS Wintersheimer by PeppersGhost
Before, when we were in that storm together, the guys in the suits told us that we'd die as soon as the rain stopped.
SCP-1487 - Beautiful Bones by azzleflux
I've stopped seeing people. But that’s not what I’m freaking out about, I saw this part coming.
SCP-1602 - A Shower Curtain by PeppersGhost
Several hundred additional instances of SCP-1602-A6 continued to emerge; many of these were identical to the original instance, although 22% of duplicates still bore umbilical cords.
SCP-1993 - Your Leg by Eskobar
D-85165 was found to have amputated his own leg and replaced it with that of D-65451, using a Black and Decker-brand staple gun to make the connection.
SCP-3034 - The Counting Station by The Great Hippo
DO NOT LET HER FINISH
SCP-3035 - Science Bugs by The Great Hippo
They saw my autopsy, Dr. Xao. They saw it, and then they mimicked it.
SCP-1733 - Season Opener by bbaztek
Recorded entities have been observed to retain memory of previous playings, and as such have developed a burgeoning awareness of their existence.
SCP-2886 - Planet-Hopping Volcano by Multiscoop
all those who exist in the universe Go, go, go, go
SCP-715 - My Face That I May Be by djkaktus
My ears that I may hear/ My eyes that I may see
SCP-2695 - Lucibelle Perhacs by Accelerando
All of the subject's organ systems have been integrated on various locations on the needle cluster excluding their left leg.
SCP-1590 - The Book of Tamlin by TheDuckman
Within seventy-two hours of finishing the game, a door the user opens will connect to what appears to be a room from the game.
26-50
SCP-579 - [DATA EXPUNGED] originally by scroton, rewritten by Sophia Light
In the event of an unsuccessful Action 10-Israfil-B, no further action will be necessary. [DATA EXPUNGED]
SCP-2852 - Cousin Johnny by kinchtheknifeblade
The entity appears at baptisms, weddings, and funerals, referred to as Blue-Level, White-Level, and Black-Level events, respectively.
SCP-1875 - Antique Chess Computer by TheMadStork
The image appears to be a black and white photograph of two young girls, though first-hand accounts describe it as "distorted" or "stretched" in a visually disturbing manner.
SCP-2774 - The Slow Burn Sloth by Moohab
While they appear conscious, victims cannot control their actions in any way during this time.
SCP-2696 - The Haunted Victorian Mansion of Dark Peak by minmin
The children still speak in her voice. I fear I might be going mad.
SCP-400 Beautiful Babies by FortuneFavorsBold
At this point, the infant is considered an ‘active colony’ of SCP-400.
SCP-2078 Third Party by Chubert
You'd hear their cries echo from wall to wall. And the world would know the dark, pulsating heart of this country.
SCP-2118 The Lost Child by ahbonjour
He's dead. They're all dead. I can't be him for you. I can't be anyone.
SCP-2075 The Way of All Flesh by Metaphysician
Do you die when lose a finger? [Chuckles] A very humbling experience, to observe a piece of yourself destroyed.
SCP-2480 An Unfinished Ritual by Metaphysician
I ran and never looked back. I hope this is enough evidence. I have no wish to return to that place.
SCP-610 The Flesh that Hates by NekoChris
The infected's face suddenly balloons in size and explodes outward into a series of fleshy flaps that grip Herbie and draw it inside.
SCP-2030 LA U GH IS F UN by PeppersGhost
We love the make laugh. Make more for laughter so as to for laugh. Laugh with us. Laugh with us.
SCP-2222 Meschk-Mernanschordbtoum-VordhosbnV7 by acc1177
You don't want to see what's on the other side of that window.
SCP-3074 Kafka's Parking Garage by The Great Hippo
Thank you for choosing Izatova Parking Center. Have a pleasant day
SCP-1461 House of the Worm by SnakeoilSage
I do not hate the people of this ruined world. I pity them.
SCP-1372 The Utter West by Solan625
They sing his praises eternally as they sail the sea, and they speak of what you crave to know.
SCP-1678 UnLondon by AstronautJoe
I welcome you to UnLondon, the Last City.
SCP-2170 The Clown Vaccine by Sorts
My favorite color is clear. That way I can always see you.
SCP-2915 Frostee-Flesh by Djoric
The freezer does not possess a floor. The depth of the resulting shaft is unknown – probing missions have proven inconclusive.
SCP-303 The Doorman by AJAlkaline
All individuals who have had encounters with SCP-303 are capable of describing it in full, including individuals who have not physically seen any part of it.
SCP-3519 These Quiet Days by sirpudding
Following initial infection, hosts show a tendency towards ecstatic revelation, millenarianism, and suicidal ideation.
SCP-3060 Sleep Paralysis by Jacob Conwell
I have to say, when the other infected said they felt like their mind wasn’t their own I didn’t really know what they were saying, but I sure as hell do now.
SCP-3966 Falling Out by WrongJohnSilver
SCP-3966 is a neuroactive polypeptide found in humans. It is found in the cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) of over ██% of autopsy cadavers when death occurred during sleep.
SCP-3300 The Rain by rumetzen
Then I realized there was something splattered on the wall behind him, but it wasn’t blood. It was water.
SCP-3002 Attempts to Assassinate Thought by tretter
Due to the widespread contamination of SCP-3002, containment is impossible. Remaining staff members may submit proposals for the termination of the anomaly.
51-75
SCP-087 The Stairwell by Zaeyde
Subjects report and audio recordings confirm the distressed vocalizations from what is to be a child between the ages of █ and ██.
SCP-106 The Old Man by Dr Gears
When the cell is ready, the lure subject will be injured, preferably via the breakage of a long bone, such as the femur, or the severing of a major tendon, such as the Achilles Tendon.
SCP-096 The "Shy Guy" by Dr Dan
You know, after hearing that thing's screams, and the screams of my men, I don't think I want to put a face to what I heard.
SCP-1981 "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING" by Digiwizzard
[Laughter continues until signal degrades into static]
SCP-701 The Hanged King's Tragedy by tinwatchman
Ropes drop from the roof of the stage, a noose for each cast member. The cast assembles underneath them.
SCP-2490 Chaos Insurgency Special Operative Alpha-19 by A Random Day
Targets uniformly report SCP-2490 either moving towards them without moving its legs (with its arms outstretched) or scuttling in a matter akin to a crab.
SCP-859 Arachnophobic Orb by Aelanna
Subject was found dead in his apartment on ██/██/20██, having died from a bite from a common house spider.
SCP-1904 Play Tubes by bogleech
SCP-1904 exhibits a spike in vocalization coinciding with the termination of any SCP-1904-1 instances, described as "screaming" followed by prolonged periods of "weeping."
SCP-1562 Tunnel Slide by trennerdios
Please. Please, I don't want to be in here anymore.
SCP-3199 Humans, Refuted by bittermixin
However, a complete eradication is difficult, as all instances carry one egg inside their stomach, ensuring survival for a least one member of their species at all times.
SCP-3553 They All Go Into the Dark by Tufto
In 1999, a jumper worn by Brown was discovered in the ██████ Forest. No other remains have been recovered.
SCP-2610 Procreation by djkaktus
Through your seed will his nation be built, and the seed of your brothers will fertilize its fields.
SCP-2718 What Happens After by Michael Atreus
Anything is better, so long as it is forever.
SCP-2927 Soundspots by CapnThatguy
A conscious reasoning for this fear has not yet been found.
SCP-2798 This Dying World by Kalinin
dig a hole █████████ you can hear me scream with all voices
SCP-1692 Came Back Haunted by AndarielHalo
Recorded instances of SCP-1692-3 tend to bear a strong physical resemblance to the missing individuals, though typically deformed or otherwise mutilated
SCP-668 13" Chef's Knife by DrClef
Despite the fact that 38 witnesses reported hearing the attack, none of them attempted to aid the young woman for over six hours, until her eventual death.
SCP-072 The Foot of the Bed by Kate McTiriss
Destruction of a bed affected by SCP-072 reveals no anomalous materials and no trace of biological material removed from subjects.
SCP-2614 Sometimes I Go Out In Pity For Myself by bbaztek
Sky is black and devoid of stars, although a dark red glow has been observed on the horizon in all directions.
SCP-3333 Tower by Jekeled
Mod-1's headlamp rapidly scans the surrounding area. No sign of the rest of Mod-0 can be found.
SCP-554 The Perfect Murder by SRegan
Contaminated images and all footage of SCP-554-1 are to be destroyed as a matter of course.
SCP-2602, which used to be a library Exbibliothetic by Communism will win
SCP-2602's hazardous waste pit, whose presence is expected in what used to be a library, was cordoned off.
SCP-3288 The Aristocrats by Metaphysician
The meek will beget the strong. The doomed will beget the chosen.
SCP-3125 The Escapee by qntm
No means of neutralizing SCP-3125 using only the resources in this room is known.
SCP-2571 Cragglewood Park by The Great Hippo
(whispering) Shhh. It's okay. It's okay. Don't cry. You have to smile. You have to.
76-100
SCP-1529 King of the Mountain by Smapti
Of the approximately 220 people who have died in the high altitudes of Everest since 1924, SCP-1529 is believed to have accounted for at least ███.
SCP-993 Bobble the Clown by Tanhony
Once there, Bobble the Clown informs the viewer on how to prepare human flesh for consumption, then proceeds to skin, gut and cook the citizen.
SCP-1893 The Minotaur's Tale by Eskobar
"Assuming this to be true, a theoretical plan has been devised in the event that termination of SCP-1893 should become necessary. According to this plan, Foundation personnel would first—"
SCP-2006 Too Spooky by weizhong
SCP-2006's stated goal is to cause feelings of fear and/or horror in as many humans as possible.
SCP-2935 O, Death by djkaktus
Codename: Gauntlet, Overland, Nineteen, Emptiness
SCP-3000-EX Modified Hospital Beds by psul
Further investigation uncovered a pit dug beneath the garage, filled with quicklime and containing body parts from at least ten unidentified individuals.
SCP-517 Grammie Knows by Dexanote
If the hunt is made sufficiently challenging, additional arms will begin to constantly generate in close proximity to the victim in order to facilitate an easier capture.
SCP-1919 Hotel of Duplicates by thattallfellow
Sounds of tearing begin from behind the camera. The screaming stops.
SCP-804 World Without Man by Sorts
A cure for the virus known as humanity.
SCP-2317 A Door to Another World by DrClef
FURTHER INFORMATION ON SCP-2317 IS CLASSIFIED
SCP-1165 Minus Level by Smapti
As of this date, █ years later, UAV is still transmitting and is still in a state of freefall.
SCP-3033 A Human Weapon by Lazar Lyusternik
To be honest, I'm surprised you're still sane. A remarkable specimen.
SCP-1555 Facility by atomicthumbs
His visor's smashed. He's dead. Cut him loose.
SCP-2951 10,000 Years by djkaktus
We've been down here too long already.
SCP-1357 The Children's Park by azzleflux
Why? Aren't you having fun anymore?
SCP-1715 Online Friend by ObserverSeptember rewritten by PeppersGhost
It is currently unknown if SCP-1715 is somehow influencing these events or if it actively seeks out individuals it knows will die.
SCP-1812 Extralunar Meme by Ihp
Those who are aware of the existence of SCP-1812 will perceive several differences in the environment around them.
SCP-354 The Red Pool by Dave Rapp
Periodically, entities emerge from the pool and attempt to escape from the enclosure. Thus far, nearly all creatures emerging from SCP-354 have been extremely hostile and highly dangerous.
SCP-2000 Deus Ex Machina by FortuneFavorsBold
…Remember Us..
SCP-507 Reluctant Dimension Hopper by PennywiseTheClown
Back so soon?
SCP-1619 Site-45-C: Floor 24 by Fantem
I think every one of those things are just staring down the barricade, waiting for us to open up.
SCP-2988 Folly of the Fruit Eater by OZ Ouroboros
D-9562 was captured by the depicted limbs and subjected to the usual SCP-2988 course of procedures.
SCP-902 The Final Countdown by TheDuckman
SCP-902 is a box roughly the size of an adult human head.
SCP-1545 Larry the Loving Llama by Salman Corbette
Subject has been inside SCP-1545 for two days. Voice was extremely raspy due to dehydration.
SCP-823 Carnival of Horrors by DrClef
Unable to determine context or content of above photograph.
Sci-Fi
*pew pew*
100 Sci-Fi SCPs. Entries selected are based off community (here and off-site) input, as well as personal preference.
1-25
SCP-2000 Contest Picks:
SCP-2003 Preferred Option by Kalinin
While SCP-2003 enables chronological travel for living subjects, the activation process has proven severely damaging to most types of animal and plant tissue.
SCP-2677 Obfuscation by UraniumEmpire
I am a containment unit for an absent monster, given life by another monster.
SCP-2998 Anomalous Transmission, 2485 MHz by Eskobar
"Can't fit round pegs in square holes."
SCP-2700 Teleforce by Anborough
SCP-2700 is a complex mechanical device, believed to be a sophisticated directed-energy weapon developed by Serbian physicist and inventor, Nikola Tesla.
SCP-2682 The Blind Idiot by Faminepulse
I am everything that was.
SCP-2308 Futures Trading by GreenWolf
Automobiles from the SCP-2308 model line possessed no anomalous properties of their own, except for being manufactured a year after they were sold.
SCP-1360 PSHUD #31 by Jacob Conwell
We’re sorry, #31.
SCP-2669 Khevtuul 1 by Kalinin
SCP-2669 is the Khevtuul 1 space probe, designed, constructed and launched clandestinely by the Foundation in 2004 as part of extraterrestrial threat assessment protocols mandated by Project Heimdall.
SCP-1739 Obsolete Laptop by Chubert
Then sometimes the best bet is to take off the chains in a controlled setting, and let the object's anomalous properties manifest where they won't damage anything important.
SCP-001/CODE NAME: Dr. Mackenzie The Legacy by Aelanna
I was not born into your world.
SCP-2474 Irnini Mons by Kalinin
The means by which SCP-2474 was constructed at least 150 years prior to viability of planetary exploration technology is unknown.
SCP-001/CODE NAME: Dr Mann The Spiral Path by DrEverettMann
When traveled in a counter-clockwise direction, the trail is continuously uphill, even after reaching the original point.
SCP-2460 Dark Satellite by WrongJohnSilver
The net result of these anomalous quantum effects is that multiple individual objects within SCP-2460 occupy the same place at the same time.
SCP-1859 Life Over Geological Time by Flah
SCP-1859 is a rapidly developing ecosystem enclosed by a temporal anomaly, located in a chamber, ███ km in diameter.
SCP-3098 Triviality by Bentu
On 11-08-2021, the BepiColombo spacecraft discovered an unexplained structure above the Venusian cloud layer.
SCP-001/CODE NAME: qntm The Lock by qntm
This appears to be some sort of incantation or "spell of containment". "Apakht" is the name of whatever is imprisoned within the gemstone.
SCP-1718 Experimental Containment Unit by Michael Atreus
SCP-1718 is an energetic anomaly that arose during a project managed by the ECRG5 to explore the limits of containment science.
SCP-2442 Sometimes Therapy Is Merely Painful Truths by SoullessSingularity
We'll get there, bit by bit. You and me, together. You don't have to face all of this alone anymore.
SCP-2664 Redline by A Random Day
If either asset dies of a traumatic brain injury within the yellow zone that cannot have been caused by environmental factors, SCP-2664 is to be immediately reclassified as Uncontained, Protocol 148-Zeta is to be immediately put into effect, and Overwatch Command is to be alerted of an impending YK-Class End-of-World Scenario.
SCP-2367 Splatzshtaffel by Agent MacLeod
Recovered documents indicate that SCP-2367 (referred to therein as "Die Glocke," which translates as "the Bell") was constructed under the supervision of SS Obergruppenführer Otto Weber, at some point prior to May 1945.
SCP-3201 well, it was low-entropy while it lasted. by q 17
It was mostly nothing. But there were some interesting parts.
SCP-2722 SCPS Solidarity by Von Pincier
As far as we know there is only one Solidarity, and it has changed hands and forms innumerable times.
SCP-3003 The End of History by Communism will win
SCP-3003-3 is a technologically advanced civilization on SCP-3003, composed of SCP-3003's entire native population of thirty billion humans. All are parasitized by SCP-3003-1.
SCP-1427 Extinguishing Stele by ophite
Targets are selected randomly from the 20,736 (12^4) nearest human subjects, ignoring those already exhibiting the effects of the pulse, but including those who are immune.
SCP-1437 A Hole to Another Place by Tanhony
SCP-1437 appears to be an access point to an as-of-yet unknown number of parallel universes.
26-50
SCP-2092 Space Riddle by TobiasTheTapir
As a final test of your merits, you will be given a single question entrusted to me eons ago.
SCP-179 Sauelsuesor by Dr Reach
Look upon me and know.
SCP-2136 An Utterly Driven Scientist by psul
If he hadn't turned around, I would be dead. Thank god I froze looking at him, or we would both be dead. Would all be
SCP-2399 A Malfunctioning Destroyer by djkaktus
Its weapons activated as they were intended, but it was Jupiter that experienced doomsday, not us.
SCP-536 Physical Law Testing Chamber by [Lancashire McGee](http://scpper.com/user/563383)
Arterial blood was being pushed through the body at close to light speed, and the physical effects of that are probably very unhealthy, even in cases that don't cause immediate death.
SCP-2885 Window to Another You by Zyn
The you who has the most can afford to give the most.
SCP-3109 Indeterminate Source by FortuneFavorsBold
Don't come for me. I've made my peace.
SCP-1316 Lucy the Kitten Feline Espionage Device by Gaffney
F SUSPICIOUS. MOVEMENT RESTRICTED. REQUESTING EXTRACTION.
SCP-2820 Vaishnavastra by A Random Day
Within twenty-four hours of firing, the initial target will invariably be killed by the culmination of a nonlinear system formed by a series of coincidental occurrences (commonly known as the "butterfly effect"), at which time SCP-2820 will fire again.
SCP-970 The Recursive Room by Freudian
SCP-970 is a spatial phenomenon wherein a collection of rooms are looped on themselves. In all cases found, this is by means of a series of doors appearing in the walls, all in a straight line, such that it is possible to walk forwards and end up at the starting position.
SCP-2498 The Rainbow Body by minmin
My god, the sky is broken.
SCP-3007 World of Two Artists by Zhange
No, Doctor, it's not just the corpse, it's the painting that it's lying on. The final one.
SCP-739 A Mirrored Booth by DWR, rewritten by Sirens and Jack Ike
I was alone when I went in, right? I remember hearing voices when I stepped in. I think… I don't think those things belong…
SCP-1985 Recovered K-Class Scenario Research Device by thedeadlymoose
On 05/19/19██, SCP-1985 submitted a single request for administration of Class-N targeted amnestics. Request was denied.
SCP-1485 Normality by ObserverSeptember
SCP-1485-A is primarily distinguishable from the Baseline world by its apparent total lack of anomalous or otherwise extranormal activity.
SCP-2501 The Claw by LurkD
Because of the destructive potential of SCP-2501, special exemption keycards will only be granted under special authorization from the O5 council.
SCP-2403 The Air Stair by LurkD
Any subject transported by SCP-2403 will be positioned to step and fall off these cliff faces, regardless of any foreknowledge of the phenomenon.
SCP-1422 The Yellowstone Anomaly by Communism will win
SCP-1422 was an anomalous phenomenon that, prior to July 9, 2007, prevented all Foundation personnel from learning of the existence of Yellowstone National Park.
SCP-2087 The Best of All Possible Worlds ophite
All individuals, including those who did not die with visible injuries, exhibit variable causal synchronization with adjacent nonfatal timelines.
SCP-2332 Thought Messenger by Zyn
I’m from here. This place. Another side of the mirror. It has many sides, and another you wanted to reach yet another.
SCP-317 Cretaceous Physicist by Voct
SCP-317-3 is the fire-damaged remains of what is believed to have been a time machine, which SCP-317-1 was attempting to repair at the time it was taken into custody by the Foundation.
SCP-2256 Very Tall Things by qntm
SCP-2256 was one of the very few recorded species known to have developed rudimentary perceptual/"antimemetic" camouflage, rendering them nearly impossible for other sentient beings to perceive or remember.
SCP-587 A Model System by SimpleCadence
The residents can be observed behaving as though in a normal town, and seem to have no idea about the unusual nature of their existence.
SCP-1689 Bag of Holding Potatoes by llama66613
Xander freaked out and started saying we were going to starve, until I told him he was a fucking idiot.
SCP-2528 Panda Processors by thamuzz
Before the Pattern we were a minor tribe, but one with ambition.
51-75
SCP-3049To Make an Apple Pie from Scratch by rioludoodle
The perspective observable through SCP-3049's door does not remain constant throughout the lifespan of an SCP-3049-1 universe.
SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline by DarkStuff
Any and all attempts to reach the office building have failed, with subjects instructed to the point of SCP-2728's existence instead viewing a street corner in a pedestrian neighborhood.
SCP-1569 Jumbo Shrimp by TwistedGears
This aggression first displayed the strength of SCP-1569, and further testing has shown that SCP-1569 can strike with a force up to 51,000 newtons.
SCP-2195 Sons of the Nation by theTBAPb, translated by GeneR
A shot to the belly was specifically popular, which often caused SCP-2195-1 to detonate.
SCP-3900-EX — Sky Bue Sky by tunedtoadeadchannel
Gentlemen, we have failed.
SCP-2002 A Dead Future by Crayne
Should the object come within 0.00269 au of Earth, termination is warranted to prevent the extinction of all life on Earth.
SCP-2004 Personal Data Assistants of the Gods by SnakeoilSage
SCP-2004 is a set of five hand-held personal data assistants of unknown, possibly extraterrestrial origin.
SCP-2600 The Empty Box by Roget
STELLA is everywhere. The kids are here. We've lost control.
SCP-2013 The Reptilian Meme by Ihp
Five out of the last seventeen US Presidents have been these creatures, as of 2012.
SCP-2099 Brain in a Jar by DrEverettMann
What, brilliant? Handsome? Brain in a jar? Hadn't escaped my notice.
SCP-2451 Love Through Time, Space and Species by Crayne
Are you aware she's only superficially human?
SCP-2897 The Bard of Analytics by GreenWolf
SCP-2897 is an advanced artificial intelligence system operated by the Foundation's Department of Analytics.
SCP-3960 Best Friends Forever by Jacob Conwell
Don't wait! Build the friend you deserve today!
SCP-2806 We Have the Technology by Jacob Conwell
Excuse me if I take a moment to admire the irony in a man who's basically turned himself into the T-800 telling me that we need to tone down our work on our line of prosthetics.
SCP-1765 Sisters by Dmatix
Following yesterday's somewhat disappointing expedition to Olympus Mons (My, but were the hosts rude!), I have decided to attempt something less taxing on my test subjects, which are thus far proving to be both physically unimpressive and morally lacking.
SCP-2303 Tower of Silence by Kalinin
As observed through specialized methodology and equipment, SCP-2303 is host to a phenomenon wherein concepts and ideas that are not fully realized and never implemented by their originators are communicated to observers in the vicinity.
SCP-001/CODE NAME: Kalinin Past and Future by Kalinin
Suffering. Cruelty. The currency by which the world is purchased. Everything that you are is a reflection of this. You will remember the true nature of cruelty in time.
SCP-3780 Who Shot J.F.K.? by A Random Day
Specifically, SCP-3780 describes the collective attempts by various individuals, third parties, and separate temporal versions of the Foundation to prevent the assassination of Kennedy by Oswald.
SCP-2213 Cat People by Doctor Cimmerian
Find out more, and if I'm right, find a way to make it stop.
SCP-2519 Cry me a river by psul
I keep running the scenario, trying to derive another solution. But I failed. And now I'm always failing, trillions of times a second.
SCP-1610 Testing May Continue by azzleflux
How can we possibly make humans better when we can't test on them fully?
SCP-2821 A Lunar True Vacuum by 9volt
THEY BUILT A LOCK AND THREW AWAY THE KEY
SCP-176 Observable Time Loop by Aelanna
Approximately 5.9 seconds into the scene, the employee entrance door bursts open and four individuals wearing black tactical armor with no identifying marks or emblems enter the room and open fire on the research personnel.
SCP-1633 The Most Dangerous Video Game by TedlyAnderson
Specific modes of attack have varied widely, as the game tailors its attacks to each player's psychological makeup.
SCP-1374 Preparation by azzleflux
You can’t let a little talk distract you. You have the fate of the world in your hands.
76-100
SCP-2132 Most Dangerous Fighting Exhibition and Obstacle Resort Created by ahbonjour
Welcome to Misters Marshall, Carter, and Dark's Most Dangerous Fighting Exhibition and Obstacle Resort! Please enjoy some brandy and cigars while we prepare your playground.
SCP-3249 Me, Us, Them, Them by Jack Ike
SCP-3249-B denotes a list of criterion which, when fulfilled, subdues the primary consciousness of a human and forces the respective SCP-3249 instance to activate and attain dominance.
SCP-1958 Magic Bus by Smapti
SCP-1958 is a 195█ Volkswagen Type 2 Samba-Bus (often referred to as a "microbus") currently located approximately 1.█ AU (███ million km) from the Earth's sun, in a region of interplanetary space near the orbit of Mars.
SCP-093 Red Sea Object by an unknown author, rewritten by NekoChris
Current belief holds that the changes depend upon regrets carried by the holder.
SCP-2207 Dimensional Razor by dankaar
When the cutting edge of SCP-2207 reaches a minimum speed of 6 m/s1, it severs local space-time, creating a rift that connects to a random alternate universe.
SCP-2830 "the Knowledge" by Kate McTiriss
I hope you enjoy our work. We certainly did.
SCP-2873 Another Human Weapon by Lazar Lyusternik
Individual SCP-2873 instances possess, on average, the intelligence level and personal development of adolescents.
SCP-2314 Проект Стебельчатый Глаз Created by Dr Nikolaus
With my own eyes I can see through yours, Agent.
SCP-2430 Immortal Hitler by MrWrong
Modifications (have been made) to its nervous system such that pain sensitivity is heightened.
SCP-2063 A Past Vision of the Future by WarpZone
Congratulations. By reading this message, you have just told an alien piece of hardware what to do.
SCP-2630 Stock Of A Sort by Taffeta
SCP-2630 consists of three main components – fifteen mechanical arms, a console controlling these arms and displaying readings from the third main component: namely, eighteen sets of intestines.
SCP-1548 The Hateful Star by Von Pincier
I don't care if it gets here in 5,700 years. It knows too much.
SCP-2682 Solar Parasite by Faminepulse
Everyone seems relieved, but I can't shake this anxiety that something awful has just happened.
SCP-1230 A Hero is Born by MrPixel
I tried to keep him happy for as long as I could…
SCP-3107 The Well Documented Marble by DoomSmith
I agree, though we should conclude the test here; we aren't likely to receive another D-Class personnel with our current conduct.
SCP-1342 To the Makers of Music by FlameShirt
To save ourselves, we could have tried to destroy you
SCP-1984 Dead Hand by Kalinin
How many will sign the death warrant of the human race and finish off what survivors there may be left?
SCP-001/CODE NAME: WJS Normalcy by WrongJohnSilver
"Consensus reality" is simply consensus of the Council.
SCP-2510 Our Broken Salvation by Metaphysician
Nineteen would return to the Atlantis delirious and suffering from acute radiation poisoning; survivors, upon recovery, would report having found a "maschinenstadt" (machine city).
SCP-1329 The Aquarium by Djoric
Sastelkov claims that the cost is worth it, that what he is looking for is here somewhere.
SCP-001/CODE NAME: djkaktus The Children by djkaktus
- 7585832-Do You Hear The Screaming-8572937
SCP-3513 The brain that ate itself by psul
Over a period of months, the beak slowly ingests brain tissue, consuming it. The papillae assist in ensuring that the soft brain matter does not slip out of the beak once it enters.
SCP-186 To End All Wars by Kalinin
My fellow subjects, I have dedicated my life to the construction of such demonstrations of artifice that none may stand against my weapons save the Almighty!
SCP-2772 Real Life Memorial For A Virtual Non-Existence by SoullessSingularity
Our time together never truly existed, but it was real enough to us.
SCP-3001 Red Reality by OZ Ouroboros
Initially presumed dead, Dr. Scranton has survived in SCP-3001 for at least five years, 11 months, and 21 days…
Comedy
Get these chuckles under your buckle.
50 Comedic SCPs. Entries selected are based off community (here and off-site) input, as well as personal preference.
1-25
SCP-2258 The Great Escape by rockyred9
SCP-2258 is a collection of thirty-six helium party balloons of a variety of colours which are sentient and capable of human speech.
SCP-3171 How the Foundation Came to Operate a Phone Sex Hotline by ZoltanBerrigomo
It is conjectured that the act of sharing sustenance with family members has the nature of a sexual taboo among SCP-3171.
SCP-3740 God Is Dumb by djkaktus
But know that you can rest easy, because the most dangerous entity at Site-81 thinks Director Aktus is a supernatural space all-father named “Maltheus, the Horror of Hadrian’s Hell” because he knows how to turn on a lightswitch.
SCP-1171 Humans Go Home by DrEverettMann
"DOC! DOC! ARE YOU THERE? DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS A HUMAN IN YOUR HOUSE?"
SCP-1459 The Puppy Machine by PeppersGhost
"Yeah, you're totally going to hell for this. Play again?"
SCP-2662 cthulhu f'UCK OFF! by SoullessSingularity
I'm not even ready to settle down with a cult yet! I'm only, like, two hundred years old! I'm barely legal!"
SCP-1370 Pesterbot by Sorts
SCP-1370 will often include variations to these titles based on responses it receives from personnel; Foundation staff have successfully introduced Patheticon the Garglemost and PesterBot to its lexicon.
SCP-2416 The Day the Clown Died by daveyoufool
Despite having unextraordinary brain activity and no history of neurological disorders, SCP-2416 displays diminished intellectual capacity and a high likelihood of getting into a lethal accident.
SCP-2337 "Dr. Spanko" by daveyoufool
Am colloquially namesplapped with Essy-Pee toothreethree and Steven, am complicate across the state.
SCP-2491 Sean Connery Ovipositing 300 Eggs Daily by DrBleep
Engage in nursing behavior with larval Bond iterations, providing sustenance through self-secreted jelly and Martinis.
SCP-2730 Q U A C K - Q U A C K by A Random Day
The mask made of Gilbert Gottfried's skin is currently in cold-storage in the Site-42 biotechnology laboratory.
SCP-3900 The Internet of Things That Are Wolves by TyGently
At this point, a number of timber wolves will appear in the area currently covered by the wireless access point, which then ceases to transmit a signal.
SCP-2206 Maximum League Baseball by GreenWolf
In lieu of an opening pitch, the team starts their home games by ritually sacrificing a B-list celebrity.
SCP-3717 Pickl'd Punkz by DrChandra
I demand a lawyer, or an actor who’s so method they actually got a law degree!
SCP-1710 Life as a Tree by Dmatix
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm rambling again. I know you get sensitive when I interrupt your brooding. Go on, love.
SCP-2941 Do Not Eat or Inspire by canaryfarmer
Proper demoralization must be maintained on a regular basis as any instance left alone for a period of between three to five hours will begin growing at a noticeable rate.
SCP-1839 Reproductive Methods of Bony Fish by Salman Corbette
Any human being viewing the content of any page inside SCP-1839 will undergo a severe psychological disturbance, and, as the reader will note, you may already be a fish.
SCP-2305 great ideas that are TOTALY USELESS (lulz) by ObserverSeptember
A description of a potential method by which to neutralize a Euclid or Keter-class SCP object, typically going into great detail as to how, when, and where to execute the neutralization. The SCP objects selected for neutralization have no consistent pattern in origin, location, anomalous properties, or level of danger: SCP objects appear to be selected at random.
SCP-1622 Cheese With Expensive Tastes by Bryx
Upon initial consumption of SCP-1622, subjects will react as though they have been slapped firmly on the cheek with an open palm.
SCP-2598 Traveling Moth Salesman by djkaktus
During conversation, SCP-2598 will invariably attempt to redirect the conversation towards a sales pitch for, specifically, a helmet designed for moths.
SCP-2020 Cliche, Right? by Communism will win
Okay, wait, but seriously. Better idea. Guys.
SCP-586 Inscribable Object by Rolaran
Each description contained at least one word in the respective language that was not what the person hand intended to write.
SCP-1319 The Split-Up by Tanhony
We'd be going down the hallway or something, and he'd just trip, and I'd be like 'what the fuck was that?'.
SCP-1867 A Gentleman by Djoric
You do realize that you’re a sea slug, right?
SCP-2006 Too Spooky by weizhong
FEAR ME MORTAL. I AM THE MIGHTY RO-MAN! COWER IN FEAAAAAAAR!
26-50
SCP-504 Critical Tomatoes by BlastYoBoots
When a poor attempt at humor is made verbally within human hearing range of SCP-504's tomatoes, they instantly accelerate to a speed of at least 100 miles per hour in the direction of the sound's source.
SCP-527 Mr. Fish by djkaktus
SCP-527 is a male humanoid, 1.67m in height, which is biologically non-anomalous, with the exception of its head, which is that of a Puntius semifasciolatus, or gold barb fish.
SCP-1689 Bag of Holding Potatoes by llama66613
Xander says it po-tah-to! What the fuck. How have I not heard him say it until now? It's been four weeks, surrounded by potatoes, and he hasn't said the word until now?
SCP-1541 The Drunken God by Vincent_Redgrave
WHY HAS YUR FMLYYYY NOT PERFORMED THE RITUAL OF BLOOD AND WINE IN TEN DECADES?
SCP-1848 [ACCESS DENIED] by TroyL
SCP-1848 does not appear to be pursuing these attempts with malicious goals. Instead, it appears to find genuine amusement in its 'pranks' and believes others do as well.
SCP-3250 Jesus Fried Chicken by LilyFlower and minmin
Public knowledge of the substitution of Kentucky Fried Chicken's secret "Eleven Secret Herbs and Spices" recipe is to be suppressed.
SCP-2257 House God by InsipidParoxysm
All instances of SCP-2257-1 claim to be the sole deity of their respective physical representation. For example, SCP-2257-1-23 is a tan, suede armchair that claims to be the "god of chairs".
SCP-1492 Ill-Begotten Gains by Vezaz
SCP-1492 appears to take material, sentimental, and artistic worth into account, targeting everything from paper currency and jewelry to, in several cases, coins and gold fillings.
SCP-2835 Constructive Criticism by daveyoufool
I swear to God and all his saints and angels I'm gonna fucking scoop you! Down the throat, right in the acid, everything you hold dear, reap what you sow!
SCP-2980 Devil's Nightlight by djkaktus
Bedtime for Baby Beelzebub: Story depicts the infant incarnation of the Lord of Flies being prepared for slumber by a large, insectine creature. Story ends with Baby Beelzebub being covered up by a blanket made of damned human souls, and falling asleep to the screams of the stricken.
SCP-1731 An Exercise in Futility by azzleflux
SCP-1731 was discovered in the desert outside of █████, NV on 01/01/2007 after the Foundation heard reports of a group conducting a "fridge ritual" in the area.
SCP-2928 The 21st Discipline by TwistedGears
The most common hallucinatory effect is an inability to detect SCP-2928, due to the common stereotype of [DATA EXPUNGED].
SCP-1722 Curmudgeon's Cudgel by Djoric
This is the fifth apostrophe I’ve had to place in THIS FUCKING PARAGRAPH. You know what? Fuck it. I’m not reading this anymore.
SCP-2115 Meet Other People by Tagliafierro
6) NUMBER OF PERSONALITIES (this also includes the number of souls within your host body):
SCP-1781 Moonlight Theater Presents: Hugo Weaving by djkaktus
While the type of film shown can vary wildly, the single constant throughout all observed showings is the presence of Australian/British film actor Hugo Weaving in some role previously filled by another actor, actress, or prop.
SCP-2803 TotleighSoft - "Because COMPUTERS!"™ by daveyoufool
Happy to report! Your compnay has being annex by TOTLEIGH software corporation. Will be comig at 1:00 for prenimilary restructure meetig. Expect new CEO (myslef), new WORK CONDISIONS, and handson ENGAGEMINT!
SCP-2424 Hostile Walrus Cyborg research ongoing by LurkD
Oh, Goddamn it, you're Moe the Eskimo aren't you?!? I'm ready for you this time! Come at me! [low-pitched growl]
SCP-3885 The High-Octane Full-Throttle Adventures of the Exploding Zombie Gearheads by CadaverCommander
Monster truck, each wheel replaced with an entire 1965 Ford Mustang. Central chassis armored, spiked, and equipped with four flamethrowers, a sound system consisting of nineteen haphazardly-placed guitar amplifier stacks, and an ice cream dispenser.
SCP-2912 Clowny Clown Clown by Metaphysician
A liability? Come on, I'm the best fucking clown breeder ya got and Mr. Fuller knows it.
SCP-572 Katana of Apparent Invincibility by DrClef
However, the weapon has the unusual psychotropic quality of convincing any person who holds it of its "balance" and "cutting power", as well as conferring feelings of great strength and invincibility.
SCP-3883 Dildos Have Dreams Too by Sly161 and Zyn
Don't you know what I am? Not in here, I mean, out there. In the real world. Do you know what I'm used for?
SCP-2507 A Web Of Cliques by Roget
SCP-2507 designates eleven organisms of the class Arachnida, with an average height of 3 meters and a mass of 54 kilograms. All instances of SCP-2507 are capable of vocalizing in American English, and speak in voices resembling young female children.
SCP-1599 Broken Spybot by solomen, rewritten by Voct
SCP-1599 contains a hostile intelligence which is actively engaged in espionage.
SCP-1481 Crack Genie by UglyFlower
Once SCP-1481-1 has manifested, it will offer to grant an unlimited number of "wishes" to the individual who caused it to manifest; however, SCP-1481-1 is largely non-compliant with said wishes, and will often ignore them, wrongly claim to have already fulfilled them, or produce an outcome which bears only a slight resemblance to the one requested.
SCP-2731 When Hell Freezes Over by Silberescher
You know, I can sort of understand this. I was a fat kid, I have food issues. But this…
Characters
The good, the bad, and the ugly.
50 memorable characters or character-driven SCPs. Entries selected are based off community (here and off-site) input, as well as personal preference.
1-25
SCP-1639 The Jazz Station by feathersnake
But now for some more jazz. Let those worries fade away.
SCP-2273 Major Alexei Belitrov, of the Red Army's 22nd Armored Infantry Division by Agent MacLeod
I should have died with them.
SCP-2337 "Dr. Spanko" by daveyoufool
Am colloquially namesplapped with Essy-Pee toothreethree and Steven, am complicate across the state.
SCP-2241 Cameron The Crusader by Tuomey Tombstone
That's right, Cameron. Like the Avengers.
SCP-951 My Friend LUCAS by CryogenChaos
Like I said, you're my friend, and I'm going to help you out however I can!
SCP-2721 Eli and Lyris by kinchtheknifeblade and DolphinSlugchugger
I think she is beautiful, and she is my friend.
SCP-2902 The Human Skeleton Closet (and his cat) by OZ Ouroboros
And that, my friend, is the end of the tale, of the man, the cat, and their bones.
SCP-2188 Life and Times of Joaquín Pablo Izquierdo de San Felipe by Kalinin
Out in the open, there it was. In the empty heart of the city's watchful death goddess, decades of the lives of two men, laid out in a dingy room surrounded by the early morning.
SCP-2726 Post Ghost by Communism will win
it's like that one episode of hack mirror where she gets a robot looking like her dead bf that acts like him cuz it downloaded all of his social media posts. except instead of a robot i'm a ghost.
SCP-2075 The Way of All Flesh by Metaphysician
For same reason Tsars keep me in dungeon. For same reason Stalin experiment. You are afraid, doctor. Much as they were.
SCP-2992 Everything Flows Towards Cadence by SoullessSingularity
I am whispered to lyrics, sung in a fortissimo beyond even my understanding.
SCP-3817 Suffering For Your Art by Mendelssohn
For the 38 years in which I lived, my music never changed in style or quality, and there is no doubt that my pitifully comfortable existence impeded my artistic development.
SCP-1384 Taker of Turns by DrEverettMann
But without rules, well, where would we be? Wouldn't know where any of us were, not really.
SCP-2343 How I Got To Memphis by Doctor Cimmerian
Anyway, I get a little mouthy when I'm drunk. I think they said I threatened to take the life of the world or some bullshit.
SCP-3899 The Night Hauler by CadaverCommander
THIS RIG AIN'T GOT NO QUIT, HONEY! I DO NOT STOP!
SCP-3001 Red Reality by OZ Ouroboros
Name, Robert Scranton. Age, 39. Birthday, September 19, 1961. Favorite color, blue. Favorite song, "Living on a Prayer." Wife… Anna…
SCP-847 The Mannequin by by WrongJohnSilver
I had to break off a finger just to see if it mattered. It didn't.
SCP-2599 Not Good Enough by weizhong
Dr. Wensley: Can I ask you to do something? (SCP-2599 flinches)
SCP-1440 The Old Man from Nowhere by Dmatix
Should you choose to challenge Death to a game of cards for your life, there is one thing you must never do…
SCP-3999 I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me by LordStonefish
and that's all i wrote.
SCP-2784 My friends have made a net by Lex1nat0r
He still seems happy these days.
SCP-1867 A Gentleman by Djoric
When I scaled the Himalayas in search of the Monks of the Golden Mountain, did I worry about what others had said about them? Of course not! I went and found out for myself!
SCP-3043 Murphy Law in… Type 3043 — FOR MURDER! by The Great Hippo
His name is MURPHY, and he is ready to give anyone a bit of the business. He is hard and handsome — with the sort of face you could use to smash up concrete, then dust off and still take home to show your ma.
SCP-2053 Paternal Rubik's Cube by dierubikdie
WHERE IS MY SON
SCP-1864 The Lonely Liar by djkaktus
*Begins to respond in a sing-song voice* Little Pan Hun, the lonely liar. We put him in a box when he lied to us, and dumped the box into the pit.
26-50
SCP-2085 The Black Rabbit Company by Djoric
No, fuck you world, I’m going to make something better, I’m going to be something better.
SCP-3090 This girl's gone bad on a game attack! by Decibelle and th4nkyoub3n
If I didn't, they would've kept fighting, and I don't like fights. They're not fun, and games are supposed to be fun. Neither of them looked like they had fun, as well.
SCP-2736 The Age of Nixon by Hercules Rockefeller
They got their King. And now you tell me those bastards have got him living with my family.
SCP-2134 Shelter by Communism will win
Bill, you have one minute to terminate this chat before I deploy a memetic kill agent.
SCP-2700-EX - What I Did For Love by TheeSherm
The best place to hide a lie is inside the truth.
SCP-1832 Faith Half-Healer by Gaffney
Jimmy got better. And it wasn't no medicine that did it, now was it? Wasn't no big city doctor? No, friends. It was me!
SCP-2331 SCRAVECROW by SoullessSingularity
He used to be called Jack, y'know, of the lantern variety.
SCP-3941 The Major Occultation by Tufto
He thought that the Imam could not exist. That he had died as a young child, or that he had never been born. He thought that, because of this, justice in the world was in abeyance. That there could be no apocalypse, because there was no Imam!
SCP-2922 Notes From the Under by daveyoufool
Dr. Janet Spiegel, advisor to [DATA EXPUNGED] the Impenetrable, signing off.
SCP-2542 Grinds Exceeding Small by kinchtheknifeblade
We're all trapezoidal, my fine feathered friend. You got the bug time; you got the bug rhyme. Do you understand? We're all good. We're all so good. I got just the time for you. All stuffed.
SCP-2842 It's A Meme, You Dip by Communism will win
He was super excited that I was there, and he wanted me to get him more followers on Instagram. I didn't really give a shit, so I just left
SCP-3012 Smoke the Reefer, Meet the Reaper by kinchtheknifeblade
Threats, gore, being creepy, I guess it comes natural to me. Jesus. I'm still fucked up they liked me, in the end.
SCP-1830 The Guardian Projection by Andy Mok
He just dropped his head, dodged my gaze and walked to his room like I was not here. I used to call him out for that, sometimes a beating or denied him dinner, but as he grew older I just couldn’t be bothered.
SCP-3717 Pickl'd Punkz by DrChandra
God Almighty! They told us Essie was evil, but I never thought you would stoop to waterboarding babies! Torture me all you want! I’ll never crack!
SCP-1884 Madame Rezarta and Her Amazing Palm Reader by PeppersGhost
(SCP-1884-B raises the middle finger of every hand not being used to support its weight)
SCP-2988 Folly of the Fruit Eater by OZ Ouroboros
I was starving. I had to.
SCP-3237 A Man Who is Not Cold by Aeroxx1337
Four-hundred men entered that forest, and he killed every last one of them.
SCP-2632 No Fury by Doctor Cimmerian
I just needed to know that the one man who could hurt me was still in the ground.
SCP-3889 The Greatest Fisherman Who Ever Lived by CadaverCommander
Honest to God, sweetheart, I don't like it anymore than you do.
SCP-3860 The Falcon's Landing by Jacob Conwell
I've known you long enough to know that. Please help a dying man.
How to Contribute
This page is meant to be expanded based off community input. Anyone may submit a proposal for articles they wish to see displayed. Here's how it works:
- Proposals must contain at least 10 articles. Longer lists may be submitted, but the total number of works must be in multiples of 10 or 25 for nice, even lists.
- Individual lists should adhere to a certain "genre", or "category" of articles. For instance, lists of "Top Mythological SCPs" "Top Cute SCPs" "Top Picks for New Readers" etc. This is to make things easy for people looking for particular content - we don't need thirty generic "Favorite SCPs" list because that shit will get redundant fast.
- Look at what has come before. See if what you're going to propose isn't a heavy retread of an earlier list from another user. Some repeats are fine. This is to only cut down on multiple lists that would otherwise be wholesale regurgitation of content.
- Feel free to propose an expansion for an existing list, though.
- Articles should be listed with their title and author.
- Lists are locked-in once incorporated onto the page. Users should not change or remove works that have already been included.
-
- Only minor edits (formatting fixes, correcting attribution, SPaG) are permitted.
-
- Users may include blurbs for articles they choose, and they may include their reasoning for their inclusion.
- No articles can be included if they are part of an active contest.
Proposals for similar content may be combined or changed at the discretion of yours truly.
If you would like to propose a new or expanded list, draft up the proposal in a sandbox, and post a link in the discussion page here.
What we still need:
- Top Tales for "Ambassador" category
- Goal is two (2) lists of 10. One list for series, one list for stand-alones.
- "Fantasy" category
- Goal is list of 100 SCPs
- "Romance" category
- Goal is list of 50 SCPs
- "Mystery" Category
- Goal is list of 50 SCPs
- "Villains" section for the "Characters" category
- Goal is 25 Tales/SCPs
- "D-Class" section for the "Characters" category
- Goal is 25 Tales/SCPs
- Expanding the Shaggy's Selects - Characters
- Goal is list of 100
