Uraniumempire's Personnel File
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Name: Eleanor U███████ Empira

Occupation: IT Technician

Clearance level: null okay fuck you guys give me my key card already


SCPs


SCP-1285
+60 35
Latest comment: N_Aepic_Fael at 18 Mar 2020 01:41
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 17 Mar 2020 23:25

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Info Cut, cut! What are you, amateurs? Check out more of my articles here! SCP-1285. Photograph taken during root penetration testing. Item #: SCP-1285 Object Class: Safe...
tags: hostile humanoid liquid neurological safe scp sculpture self-replicating toxic transfiguration wooden

SCP-2677
+124 31
Latest comment: Soultear at 05 Jun 2019 04:29
Last edited: TSATPWTCOTTTADC at 10 Mar 2020 14:30

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Info import sciper.2193.*; import sciper.tu2677.*; public class ego Main { Check out more of my articles here! Part of SCP-2677-1. Item #: SCP-2677 Object Class: Keter...
tags: 2000 container electronic foundation-made keter mind-affecting sapient scp sentient the-trashfire

SCP-3428
+18 6
Latest comment: stormbreath at 18 Dec 2018 22:33
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 02 Oct 2019 06:25


Item #: SCP-3428 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Reports regarding the discovery of SCP-3428 are to be investigated immediately, and the instance is to be secured as soon as...
tags: automaton avian engraved euclid hostile omnivorous scp statue

SCP-952
+142 25
Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 28 Dec 2018 05:45
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 18 Feb 2020 07:15

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Info Highway Ash See you soon, mom! Tracklist: Life Imitates the Black Mirror 7:06 Mutual Entombment 4:38 Cross-Contaminated Cat Sausage 2:51 Inscribed on my Blood Vessels 5:05 Bandages Just Give...
tags: auditory cognitohazard intangible keter knowledge memetic mind-affecting musical scp the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

SCP-3472
+16 4
Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 15 Dec 2018 18:33
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 28 Apr 2019 04:17

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Item #: SCP-3472 Level 2/3472 Object Class: Keter Classified SCP-3472 in its containment area. Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3472-1 has been converted into Containment Area-██....
tags: biohazard building furniture glass indestructible k-class-scenario keter light scp structure

SCP-4747
+79 19
Latest comment: hanharthegreat at 08 Dec 2019 00:45
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 08 Feb 2019 21:19


Info Excerpt from '11 Ways to Spruce Up that Marriage' now, of course, you're gonna want to make sure you don't have any children, unless the child is your problem. In that case, it'll clean...
tags: autonomous document euclid extremity hostile mind-affecting organic ritual scp

SCP-4946
+101 30
Latest comment: AquaBlack at 06 Jan 2020 23:35
Last edited: Rimple at 15 Mar 2020 22:39


Info You're kidding, right? The odd woman sat stoic at her desk. Our statistics are peer reviewed and verified before publication. Now sir, unless you want to continue defending these...
tags: biohazard contagion intangible mathematical probability scp thaumiel

SCP-4947
+72 18
Latest comment: pastarasta1 at 11 Sep 2019 18:12
Last edited: Rimple at 15 Mar 2020 22:41

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Info Can you feel it, Yehezkel? Your bones grinding to dust, your mind withering away, your soul trembling in terror? Savor this moment. It means you can feel. Check out more of my articles here!...
tags: antimemetic building entropic geological infohazard keter knowledge location maria-jones memory-affecting meta scp subterranean the-trashfire uncontained vermian

SCP-3721
+123 15
Latest comment: GuesssWho at 28 Oct 2019 22:52
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Dec 2019 22:44

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Info There was always a thought, however fleeting, that a single weapon could win the war for the Reich; that our glorious engineers could construct the rough beast that doomed the degenerate...
tags: asci autonomous biological computer electronic historical hostile keter mechanical metallic military obskura predictive reviewers-spotlight sapient satellite scp self-repairing telepathic the-trashfire transmission uncontained weapon

SCP-3472-J
+99 12
Latest comment: Doctor Lacoot at 24 Feb 2020 06:54
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 20 Jun 2019 02:19


2/3472-J LEVEL 2/3472-J CLASSIFIED Item #: SCP-3472-J Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3472-J is to be stored inside a padded locker in the High Value Anomalous Object...
tags: container doctor-cimmerian glass jam-con2019 joke liquid safe scp self-repairing sleep

SCP-4690
+80 21
Latest comment: Plaham at 14 Feb 2020 03:39
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 17 Jun 2019 03:42


Item #: SCP-4690 4/4690 Object Class: Neutralized Classified Special Containment Procedures: Consensus reality regarding the literary work Madame Chrysanthème and its associated adaptations has...
tags: arachnid doctor-cimmerian narrative neutralized scp zyn-kiryu

SCP-378
+104 6
Latest comment: minibug1021 at 19 Nov 2019 04:21
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Dec 2019 22:44


NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION Following the implementation of the Kraken Protocol on 27/06/1963, containment procedures for SCP-378 have been updated....
tags: alive animal arthropod asci doctor-bright empathic hive-mind insect neurological omnivorous parasitic reproductive sapient scp sentient telepathic thaumiel the-trashfire unusual-incidents-unit

SCP-4495
+86 10
Latest comment: (user deleted) at 12 Aug 2019 00:00
Last edited: DrBleep at 15 Mar 2020 21:07

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Threat Level: Yellow Following the regular implementation of Procedure 610-Sinclair, SCP-4495 has achieved sufficient ectoentropic stability, and is no longer considered at risk of instigating an...
tags: animal biological cadaver ectoentropic food furniture hostile humanoid k-class-scenario keter ophidian scp self-repairing the-trashfire

SCP-4952
+34 8
Latest comment: wraithgender at 29 Oct 2019 00:57
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 29 Mar 2020 01:20


Threat Level: Green Special Containment Procedures: The land surrounding SCP-4952 has been purchased by the Foundation from the United States government. Due to the nature of SCP-4952, no further...
tags: doctor-gears humanoid location loop safe sarkic scp sentient thad-xyank vehicle

SCP-4886
+101 17
Latest comment: Kersnoodle at 17 Nov 2019 01:04
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 16 Mar 2020 14:26

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From: MRoberts4@Scipnet (Agent Macie Roberts, Classification Level Nx-56/4886; Employee Number 4947) To: CStephens6@Scipnet (Director Cian Stephens; Classification Level XF-4; Employee Number 1048)...
tags: euclid humanoid location reproductive scp sexual the-trashfire uncontained vermian

SCP-5012
+101 12
Latest comment: GuesssWho at 21 Feb 2020 08:53
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 08 Feb 2020 05:40

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Threat Level: Undetermined SCP-5012-1 through -24 c. December 1923. Fiorenza Marcelli is positioned 9th from the left. A section of SCP-5012. Special Containment Procedures: [pending] Legacy...
tags: 5000 aiad arboreal artistic auditory biological broken-masquerade compulsion end-of-death euclid extradimensional food hallucination humanoid instrument location on-mount-golgotha performance plant scp the-trashfire visual

SCP-5445
+73 10
Latest comment: Marcelles_Raynes at 24 Mar 2020 12:27
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 03 Mar 2020 04:45


Threat Level: Yellow Special Containment Procedures: Restaurants in the Middle East/North Africa (MENA) region are to be regularly checked for the presence of SCP-5445, with particular attention paid...
tags: bacteria biohazard exchange keter mind-affecting scp

SCP-5444
+51 9
Latest comment: wallycaine at 16 Mar 2020 01:46
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 12 Mar 2020 22:30


Threat Level: Blue Special Containment Procedures: Antivirus software in use by the Foundation is to be capable of identifying and blocking requests from SCP-5444. Furthermore, all information...
tags: adult automaton autonomous computer electronic euclid humanoid online sapient scp the-trashfire

SCP-5499
+62 12
Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 29 Mar 2020 20:48
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 11 Mar 2020 20:03


Threat Level: Green Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5499 is to be stored, unpowered, in the ████-██ Equipment Storage Wing. Due to the nature of ████-██'s primary project, transfer of SCP-5499 to...
tags: appliance ectoentropic electronic gustatory jam-con2020 observational omnivorous safe scp

Tales


D-7294's Declassified D-Class Survival Guide
+78 11
Latest comment: RockTeethMothEyes at 12 May 2019 05:58
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Dec 2019 22:48


Info Desk. Magical, grants wishes? Looks fancy. Roommate, transgender felon, claims a fairy lives inside. Crescent shaped hole? Check out more of my articles here! D-952,...
tags: d-7294 tale the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

The Last Things Dr. Darryl Loyd Ever Did, in Chronological Order
+81 12
Latest comment: Price Diaz at 16 Oct 2019 11:01
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Dec 2019 22:48


Info The Wheel of Life turned, and the bearing fell onto the nearest spoke. Check out more of my articles here! Nominated for Best Overall in the 2018 Foundies. With...
tags: tale the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

Baptism of the Wandering Jew by Johnny the Son
+38 4
Latest comment: LilyTide at 19 Oct 2018 13:21
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 23 Jan 2020 06:22


Info Cousin Johnny gave Veronica a pat on the back, and Veronica froze up. Jay? J kept their head face down on the desk, but they wouldn't cry. They weren't supposed to. Jay. Austin...
tags: tale the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

Degenerate Art
+22 3
Latest comment: Rikjard Regreps at 15 Apr 2019 19:01
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Dec 2019 22:46


you will be glad to know, however, that Queen Maven is repulsed by salt, and unable to cross its barrier. Do be warned, however: Queen Maven is still a child of the Unseelie Queen, and there is a...
tags: are-we-cool-yet goi2019 tale the-trashfire

David Cameron Fucked a Dead Pig
+30 4
Latest comment: Genshed at 26 Apr 2019 00:38
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Dec 2019 22:48


This tale is NSFW. No dead pigs were fucked in the making of this story. Fuzzbutt, the magical cat butt that walked on its own, struggled in Veronica's grasp; this was normal for her, as it was with...
tags: adult tale the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

Last Minute Resistance
+13 2
Latest comment: Rikjard Regreps at 21 May 2019 10:21
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Dec 2019 22:46


Graphic depictions of abuse ahead. Proceed with caution. Alonso Álvaro Andino didn't like Ways, and especially not ones that went too far out. Very especially, Alonso did not enjoy taking several...
tags: are-we-cool-yet goi2019 tale the-trashfire

Beef Albini in Fusion Sauce with a Side of Fruit
+26 2
Latest comment: Genshed at 24 Jun 2019 04:55
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Dec 2019 22:47


This tale is NSFW. Like, really NSFW. 22-year-old Isabella Kawajiri's fingers bled in and out of barbed tentacles as they idly plucked the strings of her beloved L7 Astrocaster Bass, whispering dull...
tags: adult scarlet-king tale the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

Nadox and the Mekhanite
+90 9
Latest comment: MalyceGraves at 26 Nov 2019 02:52
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Dec 2019 22:45

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Credit to Perelka_L. The sun rose, and Nadox wandered. Where to, where from, in days of the Daevites it was a question of importance, a question begged by the still-aching wounds left by bloodied...
tags: broken-god co-authored collab-con2019 daevite sarkic scarlet-king tale the-trashfire

SCP-166
+110 25
Latest comment: Gabriel McQueen at 14 Dec 2019 20:40
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Mar 2020 20:19


Item #: SCP-166 Level 2/166 Object Class: Keter Classified Threat Level: Black Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-166, all propositions regarding SCP-166 are to be reviewed...
tags: doctor-clef kindness nobody serpents-hand tale the-trashfire

Are We Gentrified Yet?
+91 15
Latest comment: Demonhorde at 18 Dec 2019 14:49
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 28 Jan 2020 21:10


From: krd.liamhcrot|ehtrotaruc#krd.liamhcrot|ehtrotaruc To: krd.liamhcrot|citircasydobon#krd.liamhcrot|citircasydobon Subject: I'm at my limit. Date: February 1st, 2018 at 15:31:59 Hey, Critic. Sure...
tags: are-we-cool-yet backdoor-soho broken-god co-authored gamers-against-weed mister robert-bumaro sarkic tale the-trashfire

The Foundation Learns Nothing About Clowns
+19 4
Latest comment: DarkStuff at 29 Dec 2019 20:08
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 27 Mar 2020 05:48


Okay, Clown anatomy, capital C, that's where it gets really weird. I mean I can give you the footnotes, sure, but Fuller didn't exactly run seminars on Clown biology. He didn't run seminars period,...
tags: art-exchange herman-fuller tale

Filled To The Brim With Girlish Glee
+51 14
Latest comment: th4nkyoub3n at 24 Mar 2020 10:35
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 09 Mar 2020 02:09


Graphic depictions of abuse ahead. Proceed with caution. #JGT_GeneralChat #JGT_2point0 PINK FLY PM #JGT_GeneralChat KeeLee PM PINK FLY PM JGTBot PM #JGT_GeneralChat #JGT_2point0 PINK FLY PM...
tags: tale the-trashfire

GoI Formats


Ambrose Backdoor Soho
+60 7
Latest comment: DrScaramouche at 26 Feb 2020 21:13
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 13 Mar 2020 03:23


Ambrose BackDoor SoHo: Grand Opening! Fine Art and Fine Dining In association with the BackDoor Soho Artistic Associates, Marshall Carter Dark LLC., and the King of Hearts art collective, Ambrose...
tags: ambrose-restaurant backdoor-soho gamers-against-weed goi-format marshall-carter-and-dark mister reviewers-spotlight the-trashfire

jacklyn diamandis, accountable to nobody
+21 2
Latest comment: loddite at 13 Mar 2020 04:29
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 04 Mar 2020 23:06


June 8th, 1973 Jacklyn Diamandis. Jacklyn Scorpio Diamandis. It rolls off my tongue like shit. If ever the most succinct counterpoint to Daevon's rule walked the earth, it'd be the Covenants. Only...
tags: daevite goi-format nobody the-trashfire

Herman Fuller Presents: Eucestodiel, the Pallid Godhead
+42 2
Latest comment: Niziah Sanchez at 09 Mar 2020 19:32
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 26 Mar 2020 21:12

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Triumph of the Worm! Once a lowly worm, now a god: Eucestodiel is ten feet of Holy Wrath, 256 legs of pure divinity, and a one-worm showstopper! See the Worm's final triumph,...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller jam-con2020

Others


Uraniumempire's Personnel File
+40 2
Latest comment: Uncle Nicolini at 30 Sep 2018 00:29
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 10 Mar 2020 04:10


... Before I go Post an Apollyon and Explained Codify Izzy's connection to Jude Codify all three Irises as trans Make Nadox and Derdekeas's relationship better defined...
tags: author collaboration

When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams - Hub
+35 3
Latest comment: Genshed at 26 Apr 2019 00:44
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Dec 2019 22:47


but people like you, you’re just blinded by you own self hate and everybody’s rooting for you when will you listen up or just keep writing me off, writing me off, you just keep writing me off~Pool...
tags: backdoor-soho hub the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

Young and Under 30 Reboot Workbench
+14
Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Mar 2020 21:49


« March 2020| April 2020 | May 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-4676: The Consequence of Unwanted Isolation or Gratuitous Seclusion SCP-4676 is a phenomenon that causes the sudden inhibition of...
tags: workbench

The Trashfire
+43 5
Latest comment: The Pighead at 04 Dec 2019 18:57
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 07 Mar 2020 19:52


The Trashfire The Stories (in rough chronological order) Unsteady Foundations Empty Husks Broken Hearts Iron Works Stories about the Foundation trying its best. SCP-3721: Obsolete Weapons...
tags: hub the-trashfire

Underread and Underrated February 2020
+14
Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 01 Feb 2020 04:56


February 2020 | March 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-281-FR: The Day The Earth Stopped Being Flat THANK YOU FOR NOT TOUCHING THE SWORDS Featured SCP. Featured Tale/Format! Carnifex Carl ...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated March 2020
+10 1
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 01 Mar 2020 16:27
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 01 Mar 2020 00:28


« February 2020| March 2020 | April 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-4860: Concrete Building SCP-4860 designates a sprawling concrete structure of indeterminate origin and purpose situated within...
tags: news

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