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things i (and others) have written

SCP Articles

scp-3297- Gramma Always Remembers
scp-3358- Anomaly apartments Site 316 (featuring JanitorCakeworth)
scp-3803- Custom Business Cards on the Go
scp-3923- Negotium Ficus
scp-4003- On Cowboys, Catholicism, and the Cretaceous (featuring SecretCrow and Papa Sen)
scp-4299- I See Life In Rosy Hues (featuring HotColes)
scp-4949- Dr. Wondertainment's dr playtime kit for the kiddos™ ft. dado (featuring Gabriel Jade )
scp-3879- Musical Jolly Ape™ by Dr. Wondertainment
scp-2983- Choco-Wonder Explosion Marshmallow Bites!™ by Dr. Wondertainment (featuring DarkStuff)
scp-3756- In Space, No One Can Hear Yee-Haw! (featuring Gabriel Jade)
scp-4988- Outsourced Customer Service Contact Center Solutions by APP Inc (featuring plaguebearer)
scp-3863- Hole-y Cow! I Can't Bee-Lieve it!
scp-1712 - An Unusual Occurrence On August 11th, 1959 - (REWRITE) original by Roget
SCP-3867- ♡♡♡Sweet Cats & Perfect Dogs!♡♡♡ (featuring Captain Kirby)
SCP-4512 - A Goddamn Filthy Teleporting Party Pool (featuring Woedenaz, DrAnnoyingDog, and Rounderhouse)
SCP-020-J - A Pale Comparison
SCP-3874 -Six-Hundred to One
SCP-4206 - The Weighing of the Heart ( featuring DrAnnoyingDog)
SCP-3657 - Posthumous Hero (REWRITE) original by Westrin
scp-4522 - The Mystical Village of the Jade Peach (featuring Woedenaz)
SCP-4726 - G A M E R M I L K
SCP-4311 - I care about you. (featuring NatVoltaic)
SCP-4046 - What do you want to be when you grow up?
SCP-4817 - Horseman Holiday Rentals in scenic King Louis XVI of France (featuring MaliceAforethought)
SCP-4256 - The Bootlegger's Press (featuring Ihp)
SCP-4176 - taxes (featuring djkaktus)
SCP-4056 - Nuclear Family Unit (featuring Captain Kirby)
SCP-371-J - peanut funi xd 🥜😂
SCP-4982 - Heavy lies the crown.
SCP-4468 - Take a Wish (featuring DarkStuff)
SCP-4967- Thaumielvis

GoI Formats

critter profile: maya - Wilson's Wildlife Solutions
critter profile: wobbles (featuring DrAnnoyingDog)- Wilson's Wildlife Solutions
The Corncrake of Destiny- Black Queen
Caroll 055: The Workshop (featuring RockTeethMothEyes)- Chicago Spirit
`Phoenix à La Mode` (KEN46/FRI98/PNX72) (featuring RockTeethMothEyes) - Marshall, Carter, and Dark
'Para-Pedigrees' PED464/CAN33/LUP22 - Marshall, Carter, and Dark
Fifteenth Anonymous Donation - Manna Charitable Foundation
Hare 023: The Cheshire Cat (featuring Rounderhouse) - Chicago Spirit
Adoption Poster: Bandit! - Wilson's Wildlife Solutions
The Deniers (featuring sepiafishie- Serpent's Hand
Project Kōza, 1942 - IJAMEA
Project Proposal 2014-1221: Finally Waking Up - AWCY?
GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM- (featuring FloppyPhoenix) - Prometheus Labs
UIU File: 2008-021 - Unusual Incidents Unit
Carroll #280/R-01221 - Factory/Chicago Spirit - (featuring Ihp)
SPC-001 CODENAME: Uncle Nicolini's Proposal: It's Lonely At the Top- Shark Punching Center
Adoption Poster: Darius! - Wilson's Wildlife Solutions

Tales

Cack hard (featuring Gabriel Jade )
classy carlos goes to therapy
cured hams
tim wilson's close shave
seven days with mr. fish
cack hard 2: revengeance: reloaded (featuring Gabriel Jade )
(too) late registration
moon champion's cinco de mayo extravaganza
i don't get it, but i'll figure it out.
digging up the past (featuring Gabriel Jade)
who wants to live forever? (featuring Gabriel Jade)
the hermit, death, and the devil (featuring Gabriel Jade)
RAISA-6147 (PENDING ASSIGNMENT)
square your shoulders, lift your pack, and leave your friends and go.
Reality TV, Designer Pets, and Fine Dining
Nobody likes having enemies
A Walk in the land of the nameles
Wonder World Dossier
"A Tale Of Petty Revenge" or, "Dr. Cimmerian microwaves a slice of unwrapped Kraft American Singles in the Site-19 break room for two minutes" (featuring Wydness)
Persephone Project (featuring Gabriel Jade)
SCP-049-ΩK
S&C Paper
Masquerade's End
Gluttony is Impossible
#stormsite19
Are We Gentrified Yet? (featuring UraniumEmpire)

Community Stuff

esoteric pages
alexylva university hub - made with Rounderhouse and Ihp
ode to the unknown author - hub for unknown authors works
Gears Day Collection - hub for gears day creepy pastas
Ambrose Restaurants Hub - goi hub for Ambrose. made with Proasek
'Things what do a thing'- An Essay On Anomalies That Are Things That Do A Thing - an essay i wrote about things that do a thing
Halloween Theme Css theme with NewyRose
Alexylva Theme css theme for Alexylva University.
Nico's Guide to Image Licensing, Sources, and other Esoteric Stuff this was actually originally written for the spanish wiki, but i translated it to english and posted here too.
Bearitage-Collection - April Fools 2019!
Cack-Hub - Crack Fiction Hub!
A Non-Prophet Organization Hub- Hub for Goi2019 contest. Made with FloppyPhoenix
GoI Field Guide - An essay about ALL GOIS. ALL OF THEM. Made with mlister and Elogee FishTruck.

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contests/community involvement
scp-4003- 4000 contest - 13th Place
moon champion's cinco de mayo extravaganza- Halloween 2018 Contest- 2nd Place
scp-4988- Outsourced Customer Service Contact Center Solutions by APP Inc - Draft Swap II
RAISA-6147 (PENDING ASSIGNMENT) - Draft Swap II
A Walk in the land of the nameles - Written for Zyn for the 2018 Holiday Art Exchange
Reality TV, Designer Pets, and Fine Dining - Written for Cy for the 2018 Holiday Art Exchange.

my characters

intro

hello yes
these are characters that I have created or have influenced the direction of greatly. though they aren't wildly popular, i figure i may as well include documentations of their appearances, personalities, traits, etc just in case you want to use one of them in your story/scp.

also if i find out you lewded any of them i will go to your house and you will be very sorry

Dr. Everwood

APPEARS IN

Title	Author
SCP-4468	DarkStuff
SCP-371-J	Uncle Nicolini
SCP-445-EX	DarkStuff
Uncle Nicolini's Proposal... Maybe.	Uncle Nicolini
SCP-4498	djkaktus
SCP-3874	Uncle Nicolini
A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates	FloppyPhoenix
Wonder World Dossier	Uncle Nicolini
Even The Most Masked Of Men Become Themselves Behind Closed Doors	Captain Kirby
SCP-3709	RockTeethMothEyes
Square your shoulders, lift your pack, and leave your friends and go.	Uncle Nicolini
SCP-4416	FloppyPhoenix
SCP-2983	Uncle Nicolini
SCP-4016	Alces_alces
Seven Days With Mr. Fish	Uncle Nicolini
SCP-4224	Ayers
SCP-3538	Alces_alces
SCP-3803	Uncle Nicolini

SUMMARY
Dr. Everwood is a snarky, grumpy person. She has short brown hair, green eyes, and looks tired most of the time. Is missing her right arm, which she lost in a [DATA EXPUNGED] incident. Doesn't like her prosthetic arm but wears it when necessary. Despite her snark and grump, she knows how to have fun and likes doing so. Identifies as female, but looks relatively androgynous and likes it that way. Born and raised in Florida. Speaks Spanish and English.

You can use her as a GoI specialist if you like, as that's what she enjoys.
Works for the UIU as a rookie agent in the Aces and Eights canon.
Lead Dr. Wondertainment researcher in Wonderful World canon.
Administrator in the canon of SCP-4224

HOW DOES SHE LIKE HER COFFEE?
Prefers bubble tea, but if forced to drink coffee likes espresso with a little bit of sugar.
HOW OFTEN DOES SHE SAY USE SWEARS
Sometimes.

D-1221

APPEARS IN

• SCP-3297
• SCP-3803
• SCP-3867
• SCP-3923
• SCP-3709
• Seven Days With Mr. Fish

SUMMARY
D-1221 is objectively a terrible person. Though his past is largely a mystery, we know a few things about him. His last name is 'Schieffer', and he killed his pet cat. Canonically, he dies after the events of SCP-3297 but don't let that stop you from torturing him with anything you want. Knows he's a terrible person and tried fixing it, but he fell back into old habits, ultimately landing in the Foundation as a D-Class. Idenfitifes as male.

HOW DOES HE LIKE HIS COFFEE?
He would kill for any form of coffee right about now, to be honest. He hasn't had caffeine in forever.

HOW OFTEN DOES HE SWEAR
Like a sailor.

Faeowyn Wilson

APPEARS IN

Title	Author
Adoption Poster: Darius!	Uncle Nicolini
Off the Hook	DarkStuff
Directive: Make America Normaler	Ellie3
Critter Profile: The Polar Bear!	DrAnnoyingDog
Critter Profile: Bakugo!	Ihp
SCP-3482	Roget
'Para-Pedigrees' PED464/CAN33/LUP22	Uncle Nicolini
Reality TV, Designer Pets, and Fine Dining	Uncle Nicolini
Over My Doberman	Elogee FishTruck
SCP-4991	plaguebearer
Nobody's Observations on Temporal Displacement, Family, and Waffles	HotColes
I Don't Get It, But I'll Figure It Out.	Uncle Nicolini
A Bear-ly Thought Out Plan	SecretCrow
SCP-3879	Uncle Nicolini
Critter Profile: Wobbles!	DrAnnoyingDog

LOVINGLY MADE WITH MY FRIEND AND PAL DARKSTUFF

SUMMARY
Faeowyn Wilson (born Felix Wilson) is Tim Wilson's daughter and the second person to run Wilson's Wildlife Solutions. She is very intelligent and inherited her father's love for animals, but is a lot more competent and responsible than him. Is a very 'no-nonsense' person. She is tan, has shoulder length hair, brown eyes, has an athletic body type, and is often seen wearing a WWS-embroidered khaki shirt and shorts. Smells of sunscreen. Is dating fellow WWS volunteer Alex Molina.
Dislikes Marshall Carter and Dark.
Is friends with Holly 'Wondertainment' Light in Wonderful World canon.
Is aware of Three Portlands and the Wanderer's Library.

HOW DOES SHE LIKE HER COFFEE?
Pitch black.

HOW OFTEN DOES SHE SWEAR?
In front of her dad? Never. Elsewhere? depends on how angry she is.

Holly 'Dr. Wondertainment' Light

DISCLAIMER: This is Darkstuff's character that I have taken and ran with.
APPEARS IN

• And I think to myself…
• Wonder World Dossier
• SCP-3879
• Old Business

SUMMARY
As a citizen of Wonder World™, Holly has some unusual features. Her eyes are unnaturally large and almost cartoonish, her arms are rubbery, and her eyes change color to reflect her mood. She is the current Dr. Wondertainment in the Wonder World canon and is doing the best she can to improve the company's image following some rather disastrous years of bad leadership. She's very optimistic and always tries to look on the brighter side of things no matter the situation, even though she may not truly believe them to even be remotely possible in the long run. Identifies as female.

HOW DOES SHE LIKE HER COFFEE?
She likes her sugar with a dash of coffee. Yes, a dash of coffee.

HOW OFTEN DOES SHE SWEAR?
Dr. Wondertainment™ licensed products and personnel are not permitted to swear as per article 15 of section 2 of the Wondertainment Wonder-employment contract™.

like my stuff?

aw shucks, thanks. i'm open for collabs almost all the time, so just hit me up. it helps if you have an idea though, so don't just come up to me asking to write.

i also have a kofi. buy me a coffee?

srs bznz

in the event something happens to me and i disappear for 5 years or die, i leave all my non-colab articles entrusted to Rat Lord, and all my collab articles with the respective co-authors. The only exception to this is moon champion's cinco de mayo extravaganza, which would be left to CadaverCommander.

if i am needed for any emergency reason, Rat Lord, RockTeethMothEyes, UraniumEmpire, and DolphinSlugchugger have my personal number and can contact me at any time.