Dr. Ty███ Gently's Personnel File

Personnel File

File photo of Dr. Gently.

Name: Dr. Ty███ S. Gently

Security Clearance: Level 3

Position: Researcher, Department of Memetics and Cognitohazards

Current Location: Mail Room, Site-77

History: Dr. Gently was recruited by the Foundation following the ██████ University incident, of which they were the only survivor (Gently cites "not looking at the dreadlords, seriously, did anyone else see raiders of the lost ark?" as the primary reason for their survival). Deemed a possible asset to the Foundation, Gently received an education in memetics and cognitohazards. They are, by definition, unable to comprehend or process this education in any way except through recurring nightmares.

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Hi, I'm TyGently (pronounced "tie-gently"). I've been a part of this community since late 2014 and writing articles since spring 2015. I'm an official chat operator and can typically be found in the SCP IRC channels #site19 or #site17. Feel free to contact me if you'd like critique.

SCP Articles

SCP-2330: A Convincing Whiteboard

When everyone believes a lie, that lie becomes normal, and we must protect that perception until we find a way to guide it back towards the truth.

SCP-2660: An object that removes darkness

All information created involving SCP-2660 is persistent; it cannot be expunged, redacted, or lied about in any way.

SCP-2548: The Friendly Vacuum

SCP-2548: I contain myself. You contain me? I saw stars, Milky Way galaxy. All in you? Space outside? Am I space?

SCP-2985: Anart, Author of the Scream

The painting is done. Does not feel like I thought it would. I don't feel equal; no great reverence burst from me as I became the old masters. Instead I'm… proud?

SCP-644: Mr. Hot

SCP-644: And I'd say that to him, and he'd say to me "Hot, you have quite the melon on your shoulders" and I'd say "Wow, thanks, boss" and then he'd put a miniature melon on my shoulder and we'd both laugh. It's our little joke, see?

SCP-2524: No Strings

When a living human being's shadow is cast by SCP-2524's flame, the shadow appears as if the human subject casting the shadow were instead a life-sized marionette puppet resembling the subject in size and build.

SCP-2970: Holy Misplacement

SCP-2970 is a cybernetically enhanced human male of African descent. SCP-2970 claims to have been born in the 10th century CE.

SCP-2855: Mr. Money

SCP-2855: Not to say there's anything wrong with that—with lies, I mean—but a child deserves truth, right? So the doctor makes his moves, and with me… you get what you pay for.

SCP-2624: Laika's Sweetheart Space-Beacon

SCP-2624 is capable of ejecting singular dogs at velocities exceeding 10 km/s as propulsion to alter its orbit and counteract orbital decay.

SCP-3900: The Internet of Things That Are Wolves

Wolves created through SCP-3900 do not exhibit wireless connectivity and are otherwise non-anomalous.

SCP-3475: Our Shifting Foundations

If each of these initiatives can be thought of as exerting a force on civilian humanity, SCP-3475 is the sum of these forces: a single vector denoting the direction in which human thought is being changed.

SCP-4844: Last Man Standing

A scale model of the United States of America. Florida is absent. Much of the midwest is covered by an engraving of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. He is smiling and wielding a claw hammer.

Tales

Loss and Nostalgia

She was only partially whole, of course, having long shed the modifications that marred her face during her time in 'captivity'. Her left eye was glass but it may as well have been a window.

Samsara

I ɴᴏᴡ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ I ᴡᴀs ᴡʀᴏɴɢ. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟᴇᴅ ᴍʏ sᴜғғᴇʀɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ ɢʀᴏᴡᴛʜ; ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʀʏ ɪᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇ.

Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario

The Sexual Conservatism Protectorate was wildly successful for the next two decades, fighting foul Groups of Intercourse like Herman Fuller's Circus of Debauchery, Hermaphroditus Labs, GRU Division "Penis", and Are We Chaste Yet?.

What Ever Happened?

They could not evade the mindkill forever. They would die eventually, and a new person would be born from their corpse.

Under Control

He was travelling, but he was staying in the same place. He skimmed the surface of another world, his hands creating ripples in the water- no, the fabric of the boundary. Adam was in two places at once.

A History of Reaction

The woman told the task force something that they were later unable or unwilling to recall. When she finished, the task force began to vomit live, non-venomous snakes.

What's The Deal?

"Mr. Seinfeld, even with your magic powers, there's no way you could beat Tim Allen in a fight."

Clash of the Cosmic Comedians

"Prepare to die, Seinfeld." Tim Allen closed his eyes as countless rocket pods sprouted from his back like wings. "To infinity…" he yelled, "and BEYOND!"

Death Perception

“In my books, the medium rubs the ball and coaxes the ghost out. If we gently cradle the orb, the ghost might appear. Like a ghost egg.”

The Powers That Bark

Onru squinted into the dog’s mouth. Its panting breath was hot on her face. “Are all dogs cyborgs?”

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Comedown Machine

Prologue: A Confluence of Clandestine Conferences

I would very much like to investigate the Chipotle parking lot further. Please provide me with further instructions.

1: Slow Animals

He glanced over his shoulder, back at Casey. "So, uh, for the record, if you are an actual murderer, it would be super uncool of you not to tell me now."

2: Automatic Stop

Once Vera Garcia had reported to Taco Bell and found a false bottom in her bag of one Burrito Supreme and one Crispy Chicken Quesadilla, she knew that her plan had been approved by the Rotisserie Outfitters Bureau.

3: The End Has No End

"I'm sorry, do you have friends that you have not yet murdered, amnesticized, or dragged into this death spiral with you? If so, they should also be leaving the city."

Intermission: World Unglued

#3ports What's with all the fire? Isn't unscheduled arson illegal?

4: Threat of Joy

The light returned to Three Portlands the way it returns to a movie theatre once the credits stop rolling: sheepishly, as if embarrassed by the popcorn-strewn wasteland it had become over the course of the film.

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Death of an Artist

The Word and The Cool Kids

"Hey," they might say. "We fought back then when the Word was something worth fighting for. We can still fight. Fight with us."

The War and The Many Faces

"The thing you need to understand about the people who run the world, Mister Baudin, is that escape is a myth."

GoI Formats

A Quiet Night — Serpent's Hand

Face it. The periphery is getting smaller. Soon enough, you'll either be a civilian or you'll be an employee. Make your choice.

There Are Six Of Them

Page	Rating	Comments	Author	Date Created
SCP-5000	1061	175	Tanhony	14 Jan 2020 18:58
SCP-5999	512	184	Shaggydredlocks	20 Jan 2020 20:39
SCP-5001	359	77	Yossipossi	14 Jan 2020 06:03
SCP-5002	348	53	psul	14 Jan 2020 05:59
SCP-5500	315	99	Ihp	14 Jan 2020 05:07
SCP-5005	278	52	Tufto	14 Jan 2020 19:30
SCP-5370	261	52	Taffeta	15 Jan 2020 22:52
SCP-5003	250	39	Captain Kirby	15 Jan 2020 16:57
SCP-5555	248	61	A Random Day	18 Jan 2020 18:31
SCP-5000-J	228	51	DrMagnus	14 Jan 2020 15:48
SCP-5004	227	285	djkaktus	16 Jan 2020 01:31
SCP-5423	217	37	DrEverettMann	21 Jan 2020 04:44
SCP-5006	176	41	RockTeethMothEyes	15 Jan 2020 00:33
SCP-5060	174	53	Jacob Conwell	14 Jan 2020 05:18
SCP-5007	172	55	Dr Balthazaar	15 Jan 2020 14:10
SCP-5100	164	16	Sterbai	14 Jan 2020 20:39
SCP-5055	140	28	T Rutherford	21 Jan 2020 00:36
SCP-5666	140	30	Laneous	15 Jan 2020 02:33
SCP-5087	133	10	HammerMaiden	17 Jan 2020 04:40
SCP-5069	120	28	ch00bakka	14 Jan 2020 05:01
SCP-5321	119	24	GrimmCreeper	21 Jan 2020 01:09
SCP-5600	117	24	ManyMeats	14 Jan 2020 05:01
SCP-5050	115	24	JackalRelated	21 Jan 2020 04:55
SCP-5010	107	27	Uncannyon	21 Jan 2020 04:23
SCP-5000 Contest	102	186	ProcyonLotor	21 Dec 2019 08:09
SCP-5995	97	16	SoullessSingularity	17 Jan 2020 03:30
SCP-5931	96	21	EpsilonSyndrome	20 Jan 2020 02:26
SCP-5998	96	26	Cerastes	15 Jan 2020 00:10
SCP-5012	93	11	UraniumEmpire	14 Jan 2020 05:02
SCP-5777	90	16	Lambda Fairy	18 Jan 2020 05:50
SCP-5900	85	16	aismallard	21 Jan 2020 04:01
SCP-5790	84	47	MaliceAforethought	14 Jan 2020 09:33
SCP-5051	80	5	Weryllium	21 Jan 2020 04:39
SCP-5008	78	21	rattles	21 Jan 2020 02:32
SCP-5800	75	20	not_a_seagull	17 Jan 2020 19:37
SCP-5052	74	15	GentleGifts	20 Jan 2020 18:45
SCP-5037	72	14	ScarfDyedShadow	21 Jan 2020 03:56
SCP-5018	71	31	JakdragonX	14 Jan 2020 05:00
SCP-5300	67	23	MirageTD	16 Jan 2020 00:14
SCP-5011	65	13	Roget	21 Jan 2020 05:25
SCP-5009	64	26	tupacofficial	21 Jan 2020 04:30
SCP-5111	64	12	Popsioak	14 Jan 2020 20:32
SCP-5997	63	12	swordlover87	21 Jan 2020 03:00
SCP-5225	56	10	Deadly Bread	17 Jan 2020 03:11
SCP-5682	55	11	stormbreath	16 Jan 2020 01:14
SCP-5700	51	16	ItsDenali	14 Jan 2020 05:02
SCP-5013	49	8	ModernMajorGeneral	20 Jan 2020 13:41
SCP-5454	39	13	Mortos	16 Jan 2020 13:28
SCP-5708	38	18	DrAkimoto	14 Jan 2020 17:18
SCP-5204	37	11	Dyslexion	19 Jan 2020 08:17

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SCP Articles, in reverse-chronological order:

Article	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment	Length
SCP-4844	98	42	10 Mar 2019 05:00	06 Dec 2019 18:36	3573
SCP-3475	103	17	02 Jun 2018 06:38	17 Dec 2019 11:19	7527
SCP-3900	472	65	12 May 2017 07:12	13 Jun 2019 20:42	2930
SCP-2624	238	65	17 Jan 2017 07:36	07 Mar 2018 01:51	6434
SCP-2855	175	18	20 Jul 2016 03:21	12 Apr 2018 12:18	15177
SCP-2970	127	22	28 Feb 2016 22:00	17 Jul 2017 19:34	18056
SCP-2524	119	21	11 Feb 2016 06:55	17 Feb 2019 02:17	3374
SCP-644	241	26	19 Jan 2016 22:29	21 Jul 2019 14:38	11249
SCP-2985	122	37	06 Oct 2015 01:43	28 Sep 2019 02:15	8867
SCP-2548	217	22	25 Aug 2015 19:37	15 Jul 2018 15:47	10123
SCP-2660	240	21	07 Jun 2015 06:23	25 May 2019 17:51	11119
SCP-2330	97	27	24 Apr 2015 01:51	08 Jan 2020 18:09	13859

Tales, in reverse-chronological order:

Article	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment	Length
The Powers That Bark	53	12	03 Feb 2020 15:00	12 Feb 2020 00:07	34829
Threat of Joy	19	6	24 Jun 2019 02:10	19 Aug 2019 23:36	46450
Clash of the Cosmic Comedians	51	7	14 Mar 2019 06:19	02 Jun 2019 22:12	13571
What's The Deal?	64	7	12 Mar 2019 06:17	02 Jun 2019 21:36	13639
Intermission: World Unglued	39	5	30 Aug 2018 05:04	30 Aug 2018 17:50	11793
The End Has No End	30	3	25 Feb 2018 22:54	27 Feb 2018 16:47	32520
A History of Reaction	43	7	08 Jan 2018 05:03	12 Jan 2018 09:47	13012
Automatic Stop	43	6	30 Nov 2017 09:34	30 Nov 2017 20:29	31605
Slow Animals	43	7	26 Oct 2017 20:53	07 Apr 2018 12:24	19971
A Confluence of Clandestine Conferences	53	9	29 Apr 2017 03:57	02 Oct 2017 01:10	4754
The War and The Many Faces	15	5	30 Jan 2017 07:17	02 Feb 2017 08:28	23526
Under Control	64	11	27 Dec 2016 18:55	09 Jan 2019 23:38	32031
What Ever Happened?	57	9	25 Sep 2016 01:42	07 Oct 2016 08:58	11406
The Word and The Cool Kids	25	5	31 May 2016 23:49	30 Aug 2016 07:19	15046
Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario	96	16	01 Apr 2016 16:49	21 Jun 2018 17:09	12141
Loss and Nostalgia	31	4	14 Dec 2015 08:04	16 Dec 2015 01:14	8813

GoI Formats, in reverse-chronological order:

Article	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment	Length
A Quiet Night	56	4	15 Jun 2018 03:19	28 Jun 2018 23:36	9822

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Testimonials

<GreenWolf> ty why
<GreenWolf> whyyyyy

<tawny> ty why do you do these things to me

<GreenWolf> TyGently: please do not tag me in your horrible furry abominations

<Conwell> TyGently: Why did you release this upon the world?

<GreenWolf> ty why would you say these things
<GreenWolf> why would you say these terrible things with your hands
<GreenWolf> why would you conjure up such horrible images within our brains

<tawny> look on the bright side
<tawny> at least you're not ty

<ch00bakka> oh yeah
<ch00bakka> you like hell
<ch00bakka> you like garbage

<ChaoSera> You seem to be fucking a lot of aliens, Ty

<GreenWolf> I fully endorse Ty "Meme Kissinger" Gently

<TyGently> when people look back on me I want them to be disappointed