Dr. Ty███ Gently's Personnel File

Personnel File

File photo of Dr. Gently.

Name: Dr. Ty███ S. Gently

Security Clearance: Level 3

Position: Researcher, Department of Memetics and Cognitohazards

Current Location: Mail Room, Site-77

History: Dr. Gently was recruited by the Foundation following the ██████ University incident, of which they were the only survivor (Gently cites "not looking at the dreadlords, seriously, did anyone else see raiders of the lost ark?" as the primary reason for their survival). Deemed a possible asset to the Foundation, Gently received an education in memetics and cognitohazards. They are, by definition, unable to comprehend or process this education in any way except through recurring nightmares.

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Hi, I'm TyGently (pronounced "tie-gently"). I've been a part of this community since late 2014 and writing articles since spring 2015. I'm an official chat operator and can typically be found in the SCP IRC channels #site19 or #site17. Feel free to contact me if you'd like critique.

SCP Articles

SCP-2330: A Convincing Whiteboard

When everyone believes a lie, that lie becomes normal, and we must protect that perception until we find a way to guide it back towards the truth.

SCP-2660: An object that removes darkness

All information created involving SCP-2660 is persistent; it cannot be expunged, redacted, or lied about in any way.

SCP-2548: The Friendly Vacuum

SCP-2548: I contain myself. You contain me? I saw stars, Milky Way galaxy. All in you? Space outside? Am I space?

SCP-2985: Anart, Author of the Scream

The painting is done. Does not feel like I thought it would. I don't feel equal; no great reverence burst from me as I became the old masters. Instead I'm… proud?

SCP-644: Mr. Hot

SCP-644: And I'd say that to him, and he'd say to me "Hot, you have quite the melon on your shoulders" and I'd say "Wow, thanks, boss" and then he'd put a miniature melon on my shoulder and we'd both laugh. It's our little joke, see?

SCP-2524: No Strings

When a living human being's shadow is cast by SCP-2524's flame, the shadow appears as if the human subject casting the shadow were instead a life-sized marionette puppet resembling the subject in size and build.

SCP-2970: Holy Misplacement

SCP-2970 is a cybernetically enhanced human male of African descent. SCP-2970 claims to have been born in the 10th century CE.

SCP-2855: Mr. Money

SCP-2855: Not to say there's anything wrong with that—with lies, I mean—but a child deserves truth, right? So the doctor makes his moves, and with me… you get what you pay for.

SCP-2624: Laika's Sweetheart Space-Beacon

SCP-2624 is capable of ejecting singular dogs at velocities exceeding 10 km/s as propulsion to alter its orbit and counteract orbital decay.

SCP-3900: The Internet of Things That Are Wolves

Wolves created through SCP-3900 do not exhibit wireless connectivity and are otherwise non-anomalous.

SCP-3475: Our Shifting Foundations

If each of these initiatives can be thought of as exerting a force on civilian humanity, SCP-3475 is the sum of these forces: a single vector denoting the direction in which human thought is being changed.

SCP-4844: Last Man Standing

A scale model of the United States of America. Florida is absent. Much of the midwest is covered by an engraving of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. He is smiling and wielding a claw hammer.

SCP-5077: Bait and Switch

Most D-Class personnel not previously evacuated were rescued and amnesticized. Those who were hostile or otherwise unrecoverable were terminated.

Tales

Loss and Nostalgia

She was only partially whole, of course, having long shed the modifications that marred her face during her time in 'captivity'. Her left eye was glass but it may as well have been a window.

Samsara

I ɴᴏᴡ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ I ᴡᴀs ᴡʀᴏɴɢ. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟᴇᴅ ᴍʏ sᴜғғᴇʀɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ ɢʀᴏᴡᴛʜ; ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʀʏ ɪᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇ.

Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario

The Sexual Conservatism Protectorate was wildly successful for the next two decades, fighting foul Groups of Intercourse like Herman Fuller's Circus of Debauchery, Hermaphroditus Labs, GRU Division "Penis", and Are We Chaste Yet?.

What Ever Happened?

They could not evade the mindkill forever. They would die eventually, and a new person would be born from their corpse.

Under Control

He was travelling, but he was staying in the same place. He skimmed the surface of another world, his hands creating ripples in the water- no, the fabric of the boundary. Adam was in two places at once.

A History of Reaction

The woman told the task force something that they were later unable or unwilling to recall. When she finished, the task force began to vomit live, non-venomous snakes.

What's The Deal?

"Mr. Seinfeld, even with your magic powers, there's no way you could beat Tim Allen in a fight."

Clash of the Cosmic Comedians

"Prepare to die, Seinfeld." Tim Allen closed his eyes as countless rocket pods sprouted from his back like wings. "To infinity…" he yelled, "and BEYOND!"

Death Perception

“In my books, the medium rubs the ball and coaxes the ghost out. If we gently cradle the orb, the ghost might appear. Like a ghost egg.”

The Powers That Bark

Onru squinted into the dog’s mouth. Its panting breath was hot on her face. “Are all dogs cyborgs?”

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Comedown Machine

Prologue: A Confluence of Clandestine Conferences

I would very much like to investigate the Chipotle parking lot further. Please provide me with further instructions.

1: Slow Animals

He glanced over his shoulder, back at Casey. "So, uh, for the record, if you are an actual murderer, it would be super uncool of you not to tell me now."

2: Automatic Stop

Once Vera Garcia had reported to Taco Bell and found a false bottom in her bag of one Burrito Supreme and one Crispy Chicken Quesadilla, she knew that her plan had been approved by the Rotisserie Outfitters Bureau.

3: The End Has No End

"I'm sorry, do you have friends that you have not yet murdered, amnesticized, or dragged into this death spiral with you? If so, they should also be leaving the city."

Intermission: World Unglued

#3ports What's with all the fire? Isn't unscheduled arson illegal?

4: Threat of Joy

The light returned to Three Portlands the way it returns to a movie theatre once the credits stop rolling: sheepishly, as if embarrassed by the popcorn-strewn wasteland it had become over the course of the film.

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Death of an Artist

The Word and The Cool Kids

"Hey," they might say. "We fought back then when the Word was something worth fighting for. We can still fight. Fight with us."

The War and The Many Faces

"The thing you need to understand about the people who run the world, Mister Baudin, is that escape is a myth."

GoI Formats

A Quiet Night — Serpent's Hand

Face it. The periphery is getting smaller. Soon enough, you'll either be a civilian or you'll be an employee. Make your choice.

There Are Six Of Them

Page	Rating	Comments	Author	Date Created
SCP-5000	1837	265	Tanhony	14 Jan 2020 18:58
SCP-5999	945	236	Shaggydredlocks	20 Jan 2020 20:39
SCP-5001	513	96	Yossipossi	14 Jan 2020 06:03
SCP-5002	505	63	psul	14 Jan 2020 05:59
SCP-5004	457	332	djkaktus	16 Jan 2020 01:31
SCP-5500	415	111	Ihp	14 Jan 2020 05:07
SCP-5005	403	71	Tufto	14 Jan 2020 19:30
SCP-5555	396	78	A Random Day	18 Jan 2020 18:31
SCP-5003	326	41	Captain Kirby	15 Jan 2020 16:57
SCP-5370	321	54	Taffeta	15 Jan 2020 22:52
SCP-5000-J	282	52	DrMagnus	14 Jan 2020 15:48
SCP-5423	267	41	DrEverettMann	21 Jan 2020 04:44
SCP-5006	246	46	RockTeethMothEyes	15 Jan 2020 00:33
SCP-5007	211	65	Dr Balthazaar	15 Jan 2020 14:10
SCP-5060	206	53	Jacob Conwell	14 Jan 2020 05:18
SCP-5100	205	18	Sterbai	14 Jan 2020 20:39
SCP-5055	194	32	T Rutherford	21 Jan 2020 00:36
SCP-5666	187	34	Laneous	15 Jan 2020 02:33
SCP-5069	173	30	ch00bakka	14 Jan 2020 05:01
SCP-5050	169	28	JackalRelated	21 Jan 2020 04:55
SCP-5321	167	26	GrimmCreeper	21 Jan 2020 01:09
SCP-5010	164	31	Uncannyon	21 Jan 2020 04:23
SCP-5087	161	12	HammerMaiden	17 Jan 2020 04:40
SCP-5998	145	34	Cerastes	15 Jan 2020 00:10
SCP-5600	144	25	ManyMeats	14 Jan 2020 05:01
SCP-5790	142	56	MaliceAforethought	14 Jan 2020 09:33
SCP-5008	133	27	rattles	21 Jan 2020 02:32
SCP-5931	132	27	Hydrails-EPSILON	20 Jan 2020 02:26
SCP-5012	125	15	UraniumEmpire	14 Jan 2020 05:02
SCP-5900	112	16	aismallard	21 Jan 2020 04:01
SCP-5037	110	14	ScarfDyedShadow	21 Jan 2020 03:56
SCP-5995	107	18	SoullessSingularity	17 Jan 2020 03:30
SCP-5011	106	17	Roget	21 Jan 2020 05:25
SCP-5000 Contest	105	189	ProcyonLotor	21 Dec 2019 08:09
SCP-5777	104	17	Lambda Fairy	18 Jan 2020 05:50
SCP-5009	102	29	tupacofficial	21 Jan 2020 04:30
SCP-5052	101	16	GentleGifts	20 Jan 2020 18:45
SCP-5051	100	7	Weryllium	21 Jan 2020 04:39
SCP-5300	100	28	MirageTD	16 Jan 2020 00:14
SCP-5018	100	32	JakdragonX	14 Jan 2020 05:00
SCP-5800	92	24	not_a_seagull	17 Jan 2020 19:37
SCP-5997	82	17	swordlover87	21 Jan 2020 03:00
SCP-5013	80	9	ModernMajorGeneral	20 Jan 2020 13:41
SCP-5099	75	18	Cyvstvi13	21 Jan 2020 02:20
SCP-5225	74	11	Deadly Bread	17 Jan 2020 03:11
SCP-5682	74	15	stormbreath	16 Jan 2020 01:14
SCP-5111	74	12	Popsioak	14 Jan 2020 20:32
SCP-5700	72	20	ItsDenali	14 Jan 2020 05:02
SCP-5454	60	13	Mortos	16 Jan 2020 13:28
SCP-5400	59	19	slashannemoo	15 Jan 2020 03:42

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SCP Articles, in reverse-chronological order:

Article	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment	Length
SCP-5077	26	14	22 Jun 2020 03:09	01 Jul 2020 02:46	6739
SCP-4844	104	43	10 Mar 2019 05:00	18 Jul 2020 18:37	3699
SCP-3475	115	17	02 Jun 2018 06:38	17 Dec 2019 11:19	7527
SCP-3900	509	65	12 May 2017 07:12	13 Jun 2019 20:42	2930
SCP-2624	254	65	17 Jan 2017 07:36	07 Mar 2018 01:51	6735
SCP-2855	196	19	20 Jul 2016 03:21	08 Mar 2020 03:26	15177
SCP-2970	136	22	28 Feb 2016 22:00	17 Jul 2017 19:34	18056
SCP-2524	125	21	11 Feb 2016 06:55	17 Feb 2019 02:17	3705
SCP-644	265	26	19 Jan 2016 22:29	21 Jul 2019 14:38	11249
SCP-2985	124	37	06 Oct 2015 01:43	28 Sep 2019 02:15	9975
SCP-2548	226	22	25 Aug 2015 19:37	15 Jul 2018 15:47	10123
SCP-2660	252	21	07 Jun 2015 06:23	25 May 2019 17:51	11449
SCP-2330	102	27	24 Apr 2015 01:51	08 Jan 2020 18:09	14190

Tales, in reverse-chronological order:

Article	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment	Length
The Powers That Bark	66	12	03 Feb 2020 15:00	12 Feb 2020 00:07	34853
Threat of Joy	24	6	24 Jun 2019 02:10	19 Aug 2019 23:36	46450
Clash of the Cosmic Comedians	51	7	14 Mar 2019 06:19	02 Jun 2019 22:12	13571
What's The Deal?	65	7	12 Mar 2019 06:17	02 Jun 2019 21:36	13639
Intermission: World Unglued	44	5	30 Aug 2018 05:04	30 Aug 2018 17:50	11793
The End Has No End	34	3	25 Feb 2018 22:54	27 Feb 2018 16:47	32520
A History of Reaction	44	7	08 Jan 2018 05:03	12 Jan 2018 09:47	13012
Automatic Stop	47	6	30 Nov 2017 09:34	30 Nov 2017 20:29	31605
Slow Animals	48	7	26 Oct 2017 20:53	07 Apr 2018 12:24	19971
A Confluence of Clandestine Conferences	59	9	29 Apr 2017 03:57	02 Oct 2017 01:10	4754
The War and The Many Faces	15	5	30 Jan 2017 07:17	02 Feb 2017 08:28	23526
Under Control	71	11	27 Dec 2016 18:55	09 Jan 2019 23:38	32031
What Ever Happened?	74	9	25 Sep 2016 01:42	07 Oct 2016 08:58	11406
The Word and The Cool Kids	25	5	31 May 2016 23:49	30 Aug 2016 07:19	15046
Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario	109	16	01 Apr 2016 16:49	21 Jun 2018 17:09	12141
Loss and Nostalgia	31	4	14 Dec 2015 08:04	16 Dec 2015 01:14	8813

GoI Formats, in reverse-chronological order:

Article	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment	Length
A Quiet Night	61	4	15 Jun 2018 03:19	28 Jun 2018 23:36	9820

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Testimonials

<GreenWolf> ty why
<GreenWolf> whyyyyy

<tawny> ty why do you do these things to me

<GreenWolf> TyGently: please do not tag me in your horrible furry abominations

<Conwell> TyGently: Why did you release this upon the world?

<GreenWolf> ty why would you say these things
<GreenWolf> why would you say these terrible things with your hands
<GreenWolf> why would you conjure up such horrible images within our brains

<tawny> look on the bright side
<tawny> at least you're not ty

<ch00bakka> oh yeah
<ch00bakka> you like hell
<ch00bakka> you like garbage

<ChaoSera> You seem to be fucking a lot of aliens, Ty

<GreenWolf> I fully endorse Ty "Meme Kissinger" Gently

<TyGently> when people look back on me I want them to be disappointed