Dr. Ty███ Gently's Personnel File

Personnel File

File photo of Dr. Gently.

Name: Dr. Ty███ S. Gently

Security Clearance: Level 3

Position: Researcher, Department of Memetics and Cognitohazards

Current Location: Mail Room, Site-77

History: Dr. Gently was recruited by the Foundation following the ██████ University incident, of which they were the only survivor (Gently cites "not looking at the dreadlords, seriously, did anyone else see raiders of the lost ark?" as the primary reason for their survival). Deemed a possible asset to the Foundation, Gently received an education in memetics and cognitohazards. They are, by definition, unable to comprehend or process this education in any way except through recurring nightmares.

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Hi, I'm TyGently (pronounced "tie-gently"). I've been a part of this community since late 2014 and writing articles since spring 2015. I'm an official chat operator and can typically be found in the SCP IRC channels #site19 or #site17. Feel free to contact me if you'd like critique.

SCP Articles

SCP-2330: A Convincing Whiteboard

When everyone believes a lie, that lie becomes normal, and we must protect that perception until we find a way to guide it back towards the truth.

SCP-2660: An object that removes darkness

All information created involving SCP-2660 is persistent; it cannot be expunged, redacted, or lied about in any way.

SCP-2548: The Friendly Vacuum

SCP-2548: I contain myself. You contain me? I saw stars, Milky Way galaxy. All in you? Space outside? Am I space?

SCP-2985: Anart, Author of the Scream

The painting is done. Does not feel like I thought it would. I don't feel equal; no great reverence burst from me as I became the old masters. Instead I'm… proud?

SCP-644: Mr. Hot

SCP-644: And I'd say that to him, and he'd say to me "Hot, you have quite the melon on your shoulders" and I'd say "Wow, thanks, boss" and then he'd put a miniature melon on my shoulder and we'd both laugh. It's our little joke, see?

SCP-2524: No Strings

When a living human being's shadow is cast by SCP-2524's flame, the shadow appears as if the human subject casting the shadow were instead a life-sized marionette puppet resembling the subject in size and build.

SCP-2970: Holy Misplacement

SCP-2970 is a cybernetically enhanced human male of African descent. SCP-2970 claims to have been born in the 10th century CE.

SCP-2855: Mr. Money

SCP-2855: Not to say there's anything wrong with that—with lies, I mean—but a child deserves truth, right? So the doctor makes his moves, and with me… you get what you pay for.

SCP-2624: Laika's Sweetheart Space-Beacon

SCP-2624 is capable of ejecting singular dogs at velocities exceeding 10 km/s as propulsion to alter its orbit and counteract orbital decay.

SCP-3900: The Internet of Things That Are Wolves

Wolves created through SCP-3900 do not exhibit wireless connectivity and are otherwise non-anomalous.

SCP-3475: Our Shifting Foundations

If each of these initiatives can be thought of as exerting a force on civilian humanity, SCP-3475 is the sum of these forces: a single vector denoting the direction in which human thought is being changed.

Tales

Loss and Nostalgia

She was only partially whole, of course, having long shed the modifications that marred her face during her time in 'captivity'. Her left eye was glass but it may as well have been a window.

Samsara

I ɴᴏᴡ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ I ᴡᴀs ᴡʀᴏɴɢ. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟᴇᴅ ᴍʏ sᴜғғᴇʀɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ ɢʀᴏᴡᴛʜ; ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʀʏ ɪᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇ.

Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario

The Sexual Conservatism Protectorate was wildly successful for the next two decades, fighting foul Groups of Intercourse like Herman Fuller's Circus of Debauchery, Hermaphroditus Labs, GRU Division "Penis", and Are We Chaste Yet?.

What Ever Happened?

They could not evade the mindkill forever. They would die eventually, and a new person would be born from their corpse.

Under Control

He was travelling, but he was staying in the same place. He skimmed the surface of another world, his hands creating ripples in the water- no, the fabric of the boundary. Adam was in two places at once.

A History of Reaction

The woman told the task force something that they were later unable or unwilling to recall. When she finished, the task force began to vomit live, non-venomous snakes.

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Comedown Machine

Prologue: A Confluence of Clandestine Conferences

I would very much like to investigate the Chipotle parking lot further. Please provide me with further instructions.

1: Slow Animals

He glanced over his shoulder, back at Casey. "So, uh, for the record, if you are an actual murderer, it would be super uncool of you not to tell me now."

2: Automatic Stop

Once Vera Garcia had reported to Taco Bell and found a false bottom in her bag of one Burrito Supreme and one Crispy Chicken Quesadilla, she knew that her plan had been approved by the Rotisserie Outfitters Bureau.

3: The End Has No End

"I'm sorry, do you have friends that you have not yet murdered, amnesticized, or dragged into this death spiral with you? If so, they should also be leaving the city."

Intermission: Intermission

#3ports What's with all the fire? Isn't unscheduled arson illegal?

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Death of an Artist

The Word and The Cool Kids

"Hey," they might say. "We fought back then when the Word was something worth fighting for. We can still fight. Fight with us."

The War and The Many Faces

"The thing you need to understand about the people who run the world, Mister Baudin, is that escape is a myth."

GoI Formats

A Quiet Night — Serpent's Hand

This collection of information is incomplete. If you have anything to add, please don't hesitate to do so. It could save lives.

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SCP Articles, in reverse-chronological order:

Article	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment	Length
SCP-3475	78	16	02 Jun 2018 06:38	12 Jul 2018 01:26	7400
SCP-3900	371	63	12 May 2017 07:12	02 Aug 2018 20:29	2803
SCP-2624	196	65	17 Jan 2017 07:36	07 Mar 2018 01:51	6440
SCP-2855	128	18	20 Jul 2016 03:21	12 Apr 2018 12:18	15177
SCP-2970	91	22	28 Feb 2016 22:00	17 Jul 2017 19:34	18056
SCP-2524	74	19	11 Feb 2016 06:55	05 May 2017 23:06	3359
SCP-644	178	25	19 Jan 2016 22:29	14 Jul 2018 14:37	11249
SCP-2985	104	36	06 Oct 2015 01:43	08 Aug 2017 09:39	8867
SCP-2548	188	22	25 Aug 2015 19:37	15 Jul 2018 15:47	10123
SCP-2660	196	20	07 Jun 2015 06:23	05 May 2018 09:50	11130
SCP-2330	81	26	24 Apr 2015 01:51	05 Sep 2017 16:24	14097

Tales, in reverse-chronological order:

Article	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment	Length
Intermission	32	5	30 Aug 2018 05:04	30 Aug 2018 17:50	11489
The End Has No End	25	3	25 Feb 2018 22:54	27 Feb 2018 16:47	32500
A History of Reaction	41	7	08 Jan 2018 05:03	12 Jan 2018 09:47	13012
Automatic Stop	35	6	30 Nov 2017 09:34	30 Nov 2017 20:29	31518
Slow Animals	38	7	26 Oct 2017 20:53	07 Apr 2018 12:24	19946
A Confluence of Clandestine Conferences	44	9	29 Apr 2017 03:57	02 Oct 2017 01:10	4754
The War and The Many Faces	15	5	30 Jan 2017 07:17	02 Feb 2017 08:28	23526
Under Control	49	10	27 Dec 2016 18:55	31 Jul 2018 23:58	32143
What Ever Happened?	42	9	25 Sep 2016 01:42	07 Oct 2016 08:58	11406
The Word and The Cool Kids	25	5	31 May 2016 23:49	30 Aug 2016 07:19	15046
Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario	71	16	01 Apr 2016 16:49	21 Jun 2018 17:09	12141
Loss and Nostalgia	29	4	14 Dec 2015 08:04	16 Dec 2015 01:14	8813

GoI Formats, in reverse-chronological order:

Article	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment	Length
A Quiet Night	36	4	15 Jun 2018 03:19	28 Jun 2018 23:36	9860

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Testimonials

<GreenWolf> ty why
<GreenWolf> whyyyyy

<tawny> ty why do you do these things to me

<GreenWolf> TyGently: please do not tag me in your horrible furry abominations

<Conwell> TyGently: Why did you release this upon the world?

<GreenWolf> ty why would you say these things
<GreenWolf> why would you say these terrible things with your hands
<GreenWolf> why would you conjure up such horrible images within our brains

<tawny> look on the bright side
<tawny> at least you're not ty

<GreenWolf> I fully endorse Ty "Meme Kissinger" Gently

<TyGently> tygently hierarchy of needs: look at dog gifs > inflict pain and suffering upon others > take care of basic physical and emotional needs