TheeSherm's Great SCiP-Dictations
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Researcher Joseph Sherman spends days at a time down in the archives of Site-42 dictating SCPs to audio format. Even if your eyes have been melted off by the SCiP du jour, you'll still have no reason not to be up to date on all of the current protocols to keep that exact thing from happening again!

Article Audio Link
SCP-___-J SCP-___-J: Procrastinati
Shaggydredlocks Proposal SCP-001: S. D. Locke's Proposal "When Day Breaks"
SCP-008-J SCP-008-J: Geoff
SCP-022-J SCP-022-J: Memetic Metal
SCP-017 SCP-017: Shadow Person
SCP-049 SCP-049: Plague Doctor
SCP-055 SCP-055: Unknown
SCP-106 SCP-106: The Old Man
SCP-173 SCP-173: The Sculpture
SCP-173 SCP-173: The Sculpture(REMASTERED)
SCP-231 SCP-231: Special Personnel Requirements
SCP-231 SCP-231: Special Personnel Requirements(REMASTERED)
SCP-251 SCP-251: The Deceptive Snowglobe
SCP-426 SCP-426: I am a Toaster
SCP-682 SCP-682: Hard-to-Destroy Reptile
SCP-789-J SCP-789-J: the butt ghost!!
SCP-938-J SCP-938-J: Hell's Bell's
SCP-946 SCP-946: A Formal Discussion
SCP-993 SCP-993: Bobble the Clown
SCP-1045 SCP-1045: Candle of Life
SCP-1048 SCP-1048: Builder Bear
SCP-1057 SCP-1057: Absence of Shark
SCP-1171 SCP-1171: Humans Go Home
SCP-1177 SCP-1177: The Coupon Cutter
SCP-1268 SCP-1268: Mass Hysteria
SCP-1333-J! SCP-1333-J!: THE SCREAMING MAN
SCP-1370 SCP-1370: Pesterbot
SCP-1417-J SCP-1417-J: Passive-Aggressive Meteorite
SCP-1781 SCP-1781: Moonlight Theater Presents: Hugo Weaving
SCP-1839 SCP-1839: Reproductive Methods of Bony Fish
SCP-1875 SCP-1875: Antique Chess Computer
SCP-1981 SCP-1981: "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"
SCP-2006 SCP-2006: Too Spooky
SCP-2137 SCP-2137: The Forensic Ghost of Tupac Shakur
SCP-2197 SCP-2197: Shop Class
SCP-2317 SCP-2317: A Door to Another World
SCP-2351 SCP-2351: Wild Goose Chase
SCP-2650 SCP-2650: Pediatric Pupaphobia
SCP-2662 SCP-2662: cthulhu f’UCK OFF
SCP-2665 SCP-2665: The Miner's Escape
SCP-2686 SCP-2686: Moon Wizard
SCP-2719 SCP-2719: Inside
SCP-2733 SCP-2733: Head Cabinet
SCP-2755 SCP-2755: Brevity of Wit
SCP-2844 SCP-2844: Gary of the Paperclips
SCP-3001 SCP-3001: Red Reality
SCP-3041 SCP-3041: The Red Knife
SCP-3043 SCP-3043: Murphy Law in... Type 3043 - FOR MURDER!
SCP-3079 SCP-3079: 300 Tricks: Stage Magic Made Easy
SCP-3080 SCP-3080: The Power of Love
SCP-3086 SCP-3086: Death of the Author, etc.
SCP-3092 SCP-3092: Gorilla Warfare
SCP-3108 SCP-3108: The Nerfing Gun
SCP-3232 SCP-3232: Bug Pillow
SCP-3307 SCP-3307: Cornucopi-ass
SCP-3450 SCP-3450: OC DO NOT STEAL
SCP-3579 SCP-3579: Insta-Gator
SCP-3616 SCP-3616: Writer's Block
SCP-3883 SCP-3883: Dildos Have Dreams Too
SCP-3900 SCP-3900: The Internet of Things That Are Wolves
SCP-3942 SCP-3942: UNDEFINED
SCP-3973 SCP-3973: Would you like to re-roll?
SCP-3979 SCP-3979: Will You Walk Into My Parlour?
SCP-3999 SCP-3999: I Am At The Center Of Everything That Happens To Me
SCP-4357-J SCP-4357-J: Cooperative Demon
SCP-DEALS-J SCP-DEALS-J: ANOMALOUSLY LOW PRICES ON USED AUTOMOBILES
SCP-SAFE-J SCP-SAFE-J: Some safes
SCP-TLDR-J SCP-TLDR-J: An Easily Digestible Document

For deeper analysis of the SCiPs you don't quite understand, Researcher Sherman has you covered with Sherm's Declassified SCiP Survival Guide down below!

Article Audio Link
How Do You Pronounce Euclid?
How Do You Pronounce Keter?
How to Critique a Prospective SCP?
How to Not Be a Dick in the SCP(Or Any Writing) Community?
How to Write an SCP?
What is the SCP Foundation and Why Should I Care?
SCP-231 SCP-231: Special Personnel Requirements
SCP-3043 SCP-3043: Murphy Law in... Type 3043 - FOR MURDER!
SCP-3999 SCP-3999: I Am At The Center Of Everything That Happens To Me

Site-42 gets together twice a month and has a Book Club; we call it Researcher's Notes.

Article Audio Link
SCP-2571 SCP-2571: Cragglewood Park
SCP-3300 SCP-3300: The Rain

Finally, here's an archive of journals, logs, Tales you might say.

Article Audio Link
Challenge Accepted! Challenge Accepted!
Duke 'till Dawn Duke 'till Dawn
Funerals are Fun Funerals are Fun
GRANT REQUEST FOR A REPLACEMENT KEYBOARD BECAUSE THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS ONE IS BROKEN GRANT REQUEST FOR A REPLACEMENT KEYBOARD BECAUSE THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS ONE IS BROKEN
In His Own Image In His Own Image
Laughter Laughter
New Job New Job
Revised Entry Revised Entry
The Dragon and the Pesterbot The Dragon and the Pesterbot
The Young Man The Young Man
Your Call is Important to Us Your Call is Important to Us
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