The Ursus Maritimus Incident
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"We've been operational since 1997, when I was but a wee lad of 42 years, and we have been under official supervision since 2008 upon the signing of the legendary Boring Agreement (which came about after the infamous Ursus Maritimus Incident)."

— Tim Wilson, of Wilson's Wildlife Solutions


"We don't have a name for this critter, but folks around the wildlife center had taken to simply calling him 'The Polar Bear' during his time with us."

— From Critter Profile: The Polar Bear!

"I just want to talk to her and let her know we're going to cover her expenses. I think I might have to take out another loan, but it'll be a-okay."

— From UIU File: 2008-021

"Sorry for the interruption, but, the point is that all of these can be handled on a case by case basis, but together, Wilson's Wildlife is starting to bite off a bit more than it can chew, and I think we have to do something about it."

— From On The Radar


Choose a beginning.
There is no wrong path.

The Polar Bear On the Radar


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