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"Our existence deforms the universe. THAT'S responsibility.” - Delirium, The Sandman, in 'The Kindly Ones'.


Best tread lightly if you're using my feet.

Zachary (Maxwell to his friends) does a whole lot of nothing around here. However, he is a prize-winning writer and photographer who is happy to devote as much time as he can helping people with their drafts. At the time of writing, don't expect the most prompt of responses.

When not critiquing or generally being awesome, he writes. Here are some things he wrote.

The Kit Series

The Kit series is well over 10 Tales long at the time of writing. Rather than listing them all here, I advise you click the above link to go to Kit's Hub.

Maxwell's Creepypasta One-Shots


It Might Have Been.

'Linked hand in hand, mother and child both knew as soon as they hit the threshold, Katie would disappear.'

You Never Visit Me Anymore.

'Her grave was simple. “Memento Mori”, it said, because that’s all that could be read clearly on her arm in red Sharpie at the beauty spot.'

The Price of Beauty.

'You can get everything rebuilt these days. Your tits, your arse, your face…'

The Taste of Leaves.

'I remembered the taste of leaves in my mouth.'


That Monster Which We Call Grief.

'A monster with nails as long as claws, black gaps where its eyes should be, and a hunger for something food could not satiate found them instead.'

Change Your Past in One Easy Step!

'Want to tell past you something of serious importance that could cause a risk to national security?'

I'm Me, Not Debris.

'She bit back.'

Here Lies Art (and Photography) Maxwell Has Done

Other Things Maxwell Has Given Minimal Input To_

Zachary has only been helpful to the site once when he kinda sorta helped with a crosslink guide.

What'cha Up To, Maxwell?

Always working on new content at the moment. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Studying a creative writing degree with Chinese on the side that is slowly taking over his life and leaving him as a husk who can only over-analyse society. Also has writer's block because life is a bitch.

Very concentrated on horror-based art at the moment; if you're interested, please see my art page.

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