The Auto-Zone

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Is this an author page? It might be…¹

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Welcome to the Auto-zone. I'll play around with all the fancy formatting stuff later. For now - here's my page!

Articles

SCP-5973: /Ohio has been eliminated.

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My first scip! This was a lot of fun (well, as fun as writing about 14,000 people dying tends to get), and starting out with such a large-scale anomaly was daunting but I think I pulled it off well enough. The idea of the Foundation causing such a large scale disaster, and subsequently trying to save face, is something that I still find fascinating and will definitely be revisiting in a future scip.

Was also honoured to discover this has a translation on the Chinese branch!

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SCP-5491: Disco never dies

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This is a short, sweet, and relatively simple one, but I’ve had a lot of people tell me they enjoyed it. At its core, it’s a ghost story involving apparitions in a nightclub, but with a dash of nostalgia and social commentary. Warning: this scip contains British.

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SCP-5797: OVERDRIVE

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Not sure what to say about this one other than I had a blast writing it! Trucks with a mind of their own, human goo, and a mechanical worm that hates capitalism all feature in this tale of vehicular vengeance in the Pacific Northwest.

Oh, and there’s a Lemon Demon reference snuck in for good measure.

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SCP-5910: This is a true story.

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I really love the movie Fargo… so I wrote a scip about it! Possibly the only article on the site in which a Mobile Task Force gets harassed by incorporeal Steve Buscemi.

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SCP-5675: Ce que j'ai fait, ce soir-là

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Not much to say about this one at the moment, really, but I want a commentary section for consistency's sake. Yes, that's a Talking Heads reference in the title.

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SCP-5972: Let All the Children Boogie

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My sandbox: What am I working on?

Bonus old sandbox: Loads of scrapped ideas if you look through the history. Might just revisit some of these one day...

Other stuff

I don’t have any non-article works on this site at the moment.

More stuff about me

Researcher Auto responding to a vehicular anomaly.

Hello! I’m Auto (he/him) and I’m fairly new to the SCP wiki; I’ve read them on and off for a couple of years, but only recently did I really fall down the rabbit hole and decide to start writing some myself.

If I had to pick two writers who inspire me, I'd go with Philip K Dick and William Gibson (I'm a hardcore Sprawl trilogy stannie).

Outside of writing about anomalies, I’m a LEGO and Minecraft builder in the rest of my free time. I’m also into a variety of dorky music - I really like TMBG² if my username wasn’t enough of an indication. Will happily talk about Lemon Demon, Tally Hall, or Oingo Boingo if you’re that way inclined!

Other things:
- I don’t tend to log into Wikidot unless I really need to post something or use the sandbox, but I’m almost always reachable on Discord (@Automaton#5480) if you ever want to ask me anything.
- If I sign off the wiki for any reason, assume it’s temporary³ and related to my anxiety issues.
- I don’t have any specific triggers, but I’m iffy about reading stuff involving suicide/self-harm⁴.

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What is the law? NO SPILL BLOOD!

Footnotes

1. A conclusive answer to this question constitutes a Class-IV infohazard.

2. They Might Be Giants, for the uninitiated.

3. A week or so maximum.

4. Especially where it is used for shock/gore value; most other stuff is fine.