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SPC-993: Bobble the Clown Shark Author: FloppyPhoenix This is an SPC Format for Day 2 of the 144-Hour Jam Contest. The theme was Pulp fiction...

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look it had to be done Listen while you read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0krxo46Ifbo ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q....

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Item #: SCP-1569 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1569 is currently contained in an isolated sector of Site-104. The pit in...

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NOTICE FROM THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE COORDINATION AND PROJECTS OPERATION COMMAND OFFICE SPC-682 is currently operational at the Fortress Ross...

News

23 May 2019 05:35

A decades-long internal investigation has confirmed longstanding suspicions that sharks are still, in fact, super awful.

June 23, 1999

Transdimensional data corruption has caused numerous unwanted files to manifest on SPC servers. The source of the intrusion appears to be the "Secure Contain Protect Foundation", a parallel entity from an alternate plane of existence, probably. Despite the inherently absurd nature of the SCP, they seem to consider us to be a joke. I'd like to see them try telling that to my nine dead grandmothers.

March 3, 1942

Gee, this sure is a lot of war right here.

October 12, 1893

BREAKING NEWS! Empirical evidence has been uncovered which irrefutably proves that sharks are super awful. Personnel are advised to endouble their fisticuff engagement as they sally forth against the selachian scoundrels. Show 'em what for, chaps! Ods bodkins and sakes alive!


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SPC-993: Bobble the Clown Shark Author: FloppyPhoenix This is an SPC Format for Day 2 of the 144-Hour Jam Contest. The theme was Pulp fiction . More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations! SCPs Page Title Co-Author SCP-3309 Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away PhamtomGuy ...

NOTICE FROM THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE COORDINATION AND PROJECTS OPERATION COMMAND OFFICE All activity regarding SPC-001 is to be discontinued indefinitely. This file has been archived along with all prior SPC documentation. A selection of SPC-001 armaments Project #: SPC-001 Selachian...

THE FOLLOWING FILES HAVE BEEN CLASSIFIED WAY GNARLY BY ORDER OF THE HIGH PUGILORD GENERAL NOTICE 001-Àlpha: In order to keep knowledge of SPC-001 from selachian sympathizers, several/no false SPC-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files. All files concerning the nature of...

You are now connected. [13:04] Topic is Fuck credentials, fuck passwords, fuck secrecy, fuck everything. Just, fuck in general. Fuck like it's the end of the world, because it is. Fuck me, please oh lord im so alone | Welcome! If you're still alive to read this, good luck finding someone to talk...

SPC-507: The Bigger Boat Author: FloppyPhoenix This article is Part 4 of the Team Bird storyline. More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations! SCPs Page Title Co-Author SCP-3309 Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away PhamtomGuy SCP-3739 Mind-Milk™ by Moosphere, Inc....

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Tales

More of Fuller's Crap | Dread Circuses Hub | Victor gazed up at the steely blue sky, its subtly unfamiliar hue serving as a grim reminder that he stood on an Earth that was not his own. The cobalt blue sea before him was similarly foreboding, its opaque surface frothing with a quiet anger that...

A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates Author: FloppyPhoenix This is a tale for Day 1 of the 144-Hour Jam Contest. The theme was Shaggy Dog story . Crispy Sex Pirates was created accidentally in PeppersGhost (and botnik)'s SCP-\̅\̅\̅\̅-J. More works by FloppyPhoenix ...

look it had to be done Listen while you read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0krxo46Ifbo ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. Dr. Cimmerian's head exploded in a cloud of red mist. The man who'd fired the shot was hanging from a rope off the side of a wooden sailing...

August 12th, 2018 | Night | Outskirts of Las Vegas The group of birds and shark-punchers emerged from the monorail tunnel to see the blue-tinted night sky of Las Vegas. The bird-people that had once filled the sky were now thinning out. Looking down, Hoygull saw the now-familiar sight of damaged...

UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt Author: FloppyPhoenix This article is Part 11 of the Team Bird storyline, and Part 2 of its finale. More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations! SCPs Page Title Co-Author SCP-3309 Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away PhamtomGuy SCP-3739 Mind-Milk™ by...

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Foundation Universe

SCP-4190: A Twenty Thousand League Delay Author: FloppyPhoenix This article was written for the Final Day of the 144-Hour Jam Contest. The theme was So it was all a dream . More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations! SCPs Page Title Co-Author SCP-3309 Where We Go When We Fade,...

SCP-4416: Tails of Site-42: Why The Foundation Punches Sharks Author: FloppyPhoenix This article was written for Round 2 of Draft Swap. More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations! SCPs Page Title Co-Author SCP-3309 Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away PhamtomGuy SCP-3739...

IMPORTANT: This Critter Profile is Super Secret! In light of recent events, the operating staff at Wilson's have decided it may be for the best to keep information about Wobbles under wraps. If you do not have permission from myself, Alice, or Al, please hit that 'X' button at the top right of...

The Sacred Djehuti Authors: FloppyPhoenix and Ayers This article is Part 6 of the Team Bird storyline. More by these authors: FloppyPhoenix Ayers ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. The Sacred Djehuti Scribe of the Underworld, Lord of Khemennu, Conciliator of the...

EE-3570: Umbral Ultimatum Author: FloppyPhoenix This article is Part 5 of the Team Bird storyline. More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations! SCPs Page Title Co-Author SCP-3309 Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away PhamtomGuy SCP-3739 Mind-Milk™ by Moosphere, Inc....

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Jokes

Item #: SPC-172 Object Class: Apollyōken Selachian Pugilization Contingencies: Due to its anomalous effect, SPC-172 is unpunchable. In lieu of the abandoned full-scale punching campaign of SPC-172, the DARWIN CAN EAT MY ASS protocol has been enacted to drive SPC-172 to extinction through...

Item #: SPC-1057 Shark Punching Contingencies: SPC-1057 is to remain in the Lap Pool at Recreation Center 23 until a method of transfer to a smaller, private tank has been devised. In the interim, the Lap Pool is to be closed, and members redirected to Recreation Center 22 for aquatic training....

From the office of the Athletic Coordinator. Ladies and gentlemen of the Centre. When we founded this organization, we had a simple mission statement: Sock. Pummel. Combat. From our humble beginnings following the consolidation of several covert anti-shark organizations1, right on through till...

Project #: SPC-173 Standardized Pugnātorial Coaching: SPC-173 is to remain pool-side at Oceanic Resort Area Ali indefinitely. Personnel vacationing at ORA Ali are required to spend at least sixty minutes within visible range of SPC-173 per twenty-four hour period of their stay at the retreat for...

Test firing of an Ahab-2 unit off the Eastern coast of Brazil. Item #: SPC-169 Object Class: Megalodon Shark Punching Contingencies: Due to its immense size, direct punching of SPC-169 will prove impractical. As such, Project Ahab has been established for the full-scale pugilization of SPC-169....

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