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You will notice little '📈' emojis beside some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

Week of February 1st:


  • 📈SCP-5228 ("A Pizza That's Also a Computer") - A bigger size and a bigger possibility for everyone to eat a big part of it. Cooked by Nickthebrick1.
  • SCP-5224 ("Hecking Frogs") - Gosh Croa Dang It to Heck. Sebarus never teached these frogs to insult like this.
  • SCP-5855 ("Foot by The Fruit") - If your feets end up crushing strawberries, count your lucky stars, strawberries are good. Written by AnActualCrow and Henzoid.
  • 📈SCP-5121 ("Long Distance Relationship") - AKA the new normal in our current world. Written by deathbygin.
  • SCP-5726 ("Sparkling Magical Girl ♥ Darling Pink!!") - WEEEEEEEEEE SPARKLES SPARKLES EVERYWHEEEEEEEEERE. Your all-new anime by Uncle Nicolini and keyii.
  • SCP-5978 ("Toxicity") - We're in 2021 and eating seeds is still, indeed, a pastime activity. Written by Marcelles_Raynes.
  • 📈SCP-5946 ("Lot the Cartographer") - And here's this guy that have a job linked to the Multiverse. Yes, there's people who have jobs related to that. Written by chaucer345.


  • 📈Ready or Not… - "The whole world sharpened, came into focus as he heard the footsteps in the hallway and the sound of metal scraping against plaster." Written by HarryBlank.
  • 📈Pinpricks - "I can feel them now. Walking and breathing and talking and living above us. Most of them don't know we're here. But that's fine, they will soon." Written by Sebarus.
  • Try Again? - "ERROR_NEURAL_TRANSMITTER_DAMAGED" Written by Vivarium.
  • The Furmen - "If anyone has any knowledge that can help me out here, please share it with me." Written by Ralliston.
  • Reflecting On the Past - "I can only say sorry so many times before my words lose all meaning. I think I've already passed that point." Written by Quadraginta.
  • Parawatch Intro Thread - "Make sure to introduce yourself in the intro thread and good luck out there, Watchmen." Written by Uncle Nicolini and Nykacolaquantum


Week of February 8th:


  • 📈SCP-5144 ("The Mood Ring Mushroom") - One red mushroom to rule them all. Forged by LeMuffin.
  • SCP-5912 ("To Climb Is To Live") - James Franco disagrees. Written by Penton.
  • 📈SCP-5285 ("An Economy of Hurt") - Wearing this crown of shit is the new ultimate proof of wealth. Written by Rounderhouse.


GoI Formats

  • Critter Profile: Chuck. - [WWS] "Why am I even writing a Critter Profile for such a waste of words?" Written by Uncle Nicolini.
  • 📈Ambrose: New New Jersey - [Ambrose] "He might be immortal, but torture is torture. Fuck you and fuck your fancy-ass rich people bourgeoise paper straw loving, undead catering, soul-sucking establishment." Written by Marcelles_Raynes.
  • LTE-1004-Caliburn-Velveteen - [GOC] "The mission was a failure. All wings shot down, and the last thing I saw before I hit the ground running was an explosion near Area Maiden-4 and an alert that the base was under attack." Written by MarcusLCrassus.


Week of February 15th:


  • 📈SCP-5564 ("[ACCESS DENIED]") - Sorry, Error 502 is at it again. Anti-virus currently programmed by Alb123.
  • SCP-5306 ("The Pirate's Curse, Streaming Now!") - Watch Captain Barbossa on Twitch, chatting with the audience while he turns into a zombie. Chat moderated by Mooagain.
  • 📈SCP-5215 ("Welp, Sky's Haunted") - Sky was probably not the limit. Written by Kensing.
  • SCP-5368 ("She Loves Me Not") - lik dis if u cri evrytim. Written by JakdragonX.

GoI Format

  • 📈UIU File: 2021-121 - [UIU] "17 counts of murder, 5 counts of impersonation of a peace officer, 5 counts of impersonation of a federal employee, 1 count of an unregistered anomaly" Written by BrokenOrdinance.


Week of February 22nd:


  • 📈SCP-5127 ("Festive Hat") - And this one is not in time. Hat carried with style by Lucas667.
  • SCP-5667 ("The Greenlights") - No, not the ones we give you. There's others. Written by Laneous.


  • 📈Betrayal - "Geoff Mansani learnt many things; that half-human, half-lobster monsters weigh a great deal; that moving a large, unresponsive, invisible body in a confined space is difficult and time consuming; that a taser drains its charge fairly quickly, but baseball bats (administered by Harold Maine – Geoff Mansani could not bring himself to further violence) lasted indefinitely; but most of all, he learnt that he was entirely, irredeemably cowardly and selfish." Written by Wils.
  • PLACEHOLDER - ""So, uh, the Engine's named after you?"" Written by Placeholder McD.
  • 📈Interlude: Basileophobia - ""Got to you just in time, it looks like!" The man offered a hand to Dr. King. "I'm the Doorman. You're our new hire."" Written by Ihp.
  • 📈The Fundraiser - "Due to its being Autumn, there was always a chance that the fundraiser would either get cancelled or pushed back due to rain, but by some stroke of luck the first day we had staked out with the park worked." Written by DarkStuff.
  • 📈A Library, Empty - "Within the Wanderers' Library, there was a corridor. A forgotten corridor filled with dust, mostly, but a corridor of importance to the library nonetheless. At least in the past it had been." Written by Ralliston.
  • 📈Back to Your Irregularly Scheduled Programming - "A Greasy Story, brought to you by Greazeburger Incorporated." Written by Kensing.
  • 📈She - "A plague, a vector for monstrous, life-sucking wraiths to assault the living and steal them away until the sun dies and the world crumbles into nothing." Written by JeffreyCC.
  • Savin' Me - "Say my name!" Written by CelesteKara.
  • 📈Tell Me Why - "I've always wanted to just disappear. I didn’t really want to be remembered either. Just being left in the dust, or being a part of the broken rubble was enough for me." Written by CelesteKara.

GoI Format

  • 📈Project Nemurerumorinobijo, 1945 - [IJIAMEA] "In consideration of the total destruction of her allies, namely: the Third Reich, the Empire of Japan is deprived of additional resources necessary to complete and establish rudimentary code of law and order in the Occupied Territories." Written by wagyusteak.
  • 📈Ambrose NYC: One of a Kind "Dining" - [Ambrose Restaurants] "Is this the kind and variety of food that you yourself consume on a regular basis, if you can even be so generous as to call it food?" Written by stormbreath.


Cupidcon 2021!

SCP-5157- Written by Diordnas.
SCP-5164- Written by Agente Shuffle.
Heart and Sol- Written by S D Locke.
A Love so Forbidden it's Unknowable- Written by Aleph-Null.
SCP-5615- Written by Westrin.
SCP-5475- Written by EthanHanson.
SCP-5433- Written by Its a Bad Idea.
The Carcass And The Tree- Written by margssentif.
SCP-5136- Written by peppermint_legos.
The Tale Of Richie And Mitchy- Written by Doctor Fullham.
Bella Donna- Written by Boogey_Man23.
In Another Time- Written by Bolterpyre.
...remember us?- Written by Oboebandgeek99.
SCP-5452- Written by Impperatrix.
Stardust- Written by JayKillbam.
SCP-5625- Written by Sonderance.
SCP-5851- Written by Tropinano.
SCP-5619- Written by Penton.
SCP-5930- Written by Brunzell.
SCP-5129- Written by VoidLady.
The Good Work- Written by HarryBlank.
SCP-5933- Written by WarFang.
Progressive Retrograde- Written by Vivarium.
SCP-5498- Written by Marcelles_Raynes.
The Woman in the Cards- Written by Quadraginta.
SCP-5834- Written by Sebarus.
SCP-5369- Written by Cerastes.
SCP-5673- Written by J Dune.
SCP-5596- Written by PlaguePJP.
Face In The Dollhouse- Written by UraniumEmpire.
Content Warning: This Is Still A Foundation Story, After All- Written by Athenodora.
My Mother's Roses- Written by JakdragonX.
SCP-5232- Written by GerrymanderBassist.
SCP-4509- Written by Penguin6.
Herman Fuller Presents: The Tunnel Of Love!- Written by Ellie3.
SCP-5779- Written by Captain Kirby.
SCP-5839- Written by Sirslash47.
Ace Of Hearts- Written by Uncle Nicolini.
SCP-5513- Written by Azmoeth Jikandia.
seoulmate.docx- Written by wagyusteak.
SCP-5274- Written by CrystalMonarch.
Critter Profile: Max!- Written by R4_EX.
SCP-5659- Written by Ralliston.
One Thousand & One Worlds In Love Again- Written by do_the_right_thing.
SCP-3809- Written by Grigori Karpin.
Herman Fuller Presents: The Lovers- Written by MalyceGraves.
Perennial Ritual, Offering Maiden- Written by Ihp.
SCP-5906- Written by AsukaOnna.
Than to Fade Away- Written by Jacob Conwell.
SCP-5171- Written by Rigen.
This Cruel Moon- Written by CelesteKara.
Cupid Contest 2021- Written by taylor_itkin.

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