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SCP-AU. Desperately trying and failing to fit in.

Item #: SCP-AU

Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1

Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.

SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal 260 135 21 Apr 2017 04:14 28 Jun 2017 17:18
SCP-2193 126 52 18 Sep 2016 07:41 10 Jul 2017 17:52
SCP-2923 89 41 28 Apr 2016 14:40 06 Jun 2017 12:25
SCP-2385 81 22 07 Jan 2017 01:07 06 Jun 2017 11:36
SCP-2278 65 24 05 Aug 2016 23:10 06 Jun 2017 11:26
SCP-2621 53 12 05 Feb 2017 17:45 06 Jun 2017 11:58
SCP-3963 50 20 14 Jul 2017 06:07 17 Jul 2017 08:02
SCP-2419 41 13 19 Jan 2017 22:38 15 Jul 2017 06:07
SCP-2856 29 21 09 May 2016 06:15 06 Jun 2017 12:19
SCP-910 9 14 18 Jul 2017 05:12 18 Jul 2017 19:04

Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.

Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Reap What You Sew 42 8 16 Feb 2017 18:32 17 Feb 2017 20:24
Not Fade Away 31 13 31 Oct 2016 09:53 27 Dec 2016 06:24
A Reason To Die 26 9 18 Sep 2016 04:39 19 Sep 2016 04:56
Paradigm Shift 21 3 30 May 2017 14:16 30 May 2017 17:34
A+D 20 7 04 Jan 2017 04:26 09 Jan 2017 15:04
You're Always on My Mind 18 4 18 Dec 2016 19:35 27 Jun 2017 17:47
Eta-5 and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Origamizilla 11 4 09 Jul 2016 20:36 13 Oct 2016 19:55

Addendumb

SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.

GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited
LTE-2712-Bosch 40 42 20 Jul 2016 16:39 13 Jul 2017 13:04
P'rantortiz the Vile 36 11 02 Mar 2017 22:34 03 Mar 2017 11:45

Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.

Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.

Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal-(clean) 32 9 26 Apr 2017 15:35 02 May 2017 15:17
Exploration Log: DIM-3███-D 15 14 07 Mar 2016 06:56 15 Jul 2017 14:54

V for Addenda

It seems that some of the reports affected by SCP-AU have been translated into other languages. The reasoning for this is unclear, but it is probably because some people are awesome as hell.

Translated SCPs

SCP-2621:

Japanese version- translated by C-DivesC-Dives

SCP-2419:

Japanese version- translated by C-DivesC-Dives

2193:

Chinese version-translated by ashausesallashausesall

Japanese version-translated by C-DivesC-Dives

Russian version-translated by 4opHbIu_6o6p4opHbIu_6o6p

2278

Japanese version-translated by C-DivesC-Dives

2385

Japanese version-translated by gnmaeegnmaee

2923

Russian version-translated by Petit Noir does not match any existing user name

Assorted bobs and bits

Started a mini-essay thing to try to help out newbies/members who're having trouble figuring out what makes certain SCPs work.

What Did They Do Write #1

What Did They Do Write #2

Sandboxii3

Workstuff
Junk stuff
PSAE

Threads I like/reference:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-2016726/stereotypical-monsters
http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1973285/question-about-site-searching

Page Creation date Author Rating Comments
SCP-1075 11 Dec 2015 03:17 Doctor Cimmerian 101 34
SCP-789-J 06 Mar 2012 05:36 Salman Corbette 512 212
SCP-1054 17 Feb 2012 22:20 Milkless 130 43
SCP-775 19 Mar 2010 20:16 Sophia Light 50 36
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