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SCP-AU. Desperately trying and failing to fit in.

Item #: SCP-AU

Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1

Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.

SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal 358 162 21 Apr 2017 04:14 01 Nov 2017 04:26
SCP-2193 150 61 18 Sep 2016 07:41 04 Nov 2017 03:51
SCP-2923 102 43 28 Apr 2016 14:40 22 Nov 2017 22:24
SCP-2385 91 29 07 Jan 2017 01:07 13 Oct 2017 05:50
SCP-3963 88 24 14 Jul 2017 06:07 26 Jul 2017 15:11

Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.

Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Reap What You Sew 47 8 16 Feb 2017 18:32 17 Feb 2017 20:24
Not Fade Away 36 14 31 Oct 2016 09:53 27 Dec 2016 06:24
A Reason To Die 28 9 18 Sep 2016 04:39 19 Sep 2016 04:56
You're Always on My Mind 23 6 18 Dec 2016 19:35 27 Jun 2017 17:47
Paradigm Shift 21 3 30 May 2017 14:16 30 May 2017 17:34

Addendumb

SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.

GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited
LTE-2712-Bosch 50 46 20 Jul 2016 16:39 23 Jul 2017 16:16
P'rantortiz the Vile 44 11 02 Mar 2017 22:34 03 Mar 2017 11:45

Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.

Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.

Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal-(clean) 38 10 26 Apr 2017 15:35 07 Aug 2017 07:43
Exploration Log: DIM-3███-D 20 18 07 Mar 2016 06:56 19 Aug 2017 02:18

V for Addenda

Other Stuff I've Written:

Entry #17 on the 3301 test log, wherein I shoot my Author Avatar in the FRIGGEN FACE! It's a board game set in the Red Pool!!!

This creepypasta for Gears Birthday anthology 2017 titled "Hush".

Stuff in the "Junk Stuff" section of my sandbox - posted to the site with varying degrees of success - all self-deleted. All of these are up for grabs should anyone be interested in rewriting them.

Shaggynote: Should I happen to vanish, my shit belongs to the community. If for some reason edits or changes need to be made anywhere, including rewording articles for tone or for shifting standards/crosslink stuff/any unforeseeable site-wide culture shifts and projects, then go wild, so long as it makes sense.

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