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SCP-AU in repose. Nobody knows what the fuck that is behind him.

Item #: SCP-AU

Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1

Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.

SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal 1081 232 21 Apr 2017 04:14 08 Jun 2019 07:07
SCP-2193 304 73 18 Sep 2016 07:41 01 Aug 2019 18:58
SCP-3280 290 58 20 Feb 2018 04:46 09 Aug 2019 03:29
SCP-3980 287 62 17 Feb 2018 08:11 24 May 2019 02:54
SCP-783 234 43 03 Jun 2018 03:03 04 Aug 2019 12:17
SCP-2923 163 45 28 Apr 2016 14:40 30 Jul 2019 22:28
SCP-1661 162 18 25 Mar 2018 01:19 25 Mar 2019 02:47
SCP-2385 142 33 07 Jan 2017 01:07 20 May 2019 00:47
SCP-3963 133 29 14 Jul 2017 06:07 06 Jun 2019 10:48
SCP-4910 98 94 30 Nov 2018 06:00 05 Jun 2019 04:04
SCP-3247 89 35 08 Apr 2018 03:45 24 May 2019 02:47
SCP-3246 88 27 09 Apr 2018 16:23 24 May 2019 02:48

Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.

Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Not Fade Away 144 20 31 Oct 2016 09:53 09 Dec 2017 05:57
Reap What You Sew 66 9 16 Feb 2017 18:32 28 Apr 2018 05:20
Paradigm Shift 48 3 30 May 2017 14:16 03 Feb 2018 21:45
A Reason To Die 39 11 18 Sep 2016 04:39 16 May 2019 09:10
And Then I Died IV - Series 2 30 14 01 Oct 2018 06:26 15 Nov 2018 01:05

Addendumb

SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.

GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited
SPC-173 176 22 18 Feb 2018 06:22 06 Apr 2019 01:13
P'rantortiz the Vile 103 12 02 Mar 2017 22:34 01 May 2018 07:33
LTE-2712-Bosch 102 46 20 Jul 2016 16:39 01 Jul 2019 09:15
SPC-2935 101 16 02 Apr 2018 00:47 06 Apr 2019 01:20

Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.

Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.

Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
SCP-783-L1 124 27 23 Jul 2018 05:12 06 Jul 2019 04:07

V for Addenda

Other Stuff I've Written:

Entry #17 on the 3301 test log, wherein I shoot my Author Avatar in the FRIGGEN FACE! It's a board game set in the Red Pool!!!

This creepypasta for Gears Birthday anthology 2017 titled "Hush".

Stuff in the "Junk Stuff" section of my sandbox - posted to the site with varying degrees of success - all self-deleted. All of these are up for grabs should anyone be interested in rewriting them.

Shaggynote: Should I happen to vanish, my shit belongs to the community. If for some reason edits or changes need to be made anywhere, including rewording articles for tone or for shifting standards/crosslink stuff/any unforeseeable site-wide culture shifts and projects, then go wild, so long as it makes sense.

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