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Note from The Administrator: SCP-AU has began to narrate SCP files to the public. Though this constitutes a massive containment breach, he possesses such a deeply alluring voice that we simply cannot bear to take it down.

You can find SCP-AU's channel here: _ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC20RZNGo9bliSyo25CQ0H4A
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SCP-AU in repose. Nobody knows what the fuck that is behind him.

Item #: SCP-AU

Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1

Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.

SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal 1661 253 21 Apr 2017 04:14 01 Mar 2021 04:59
SCP-5999 1084 247 20 Jan 2020 20:39 27 Feb 2021 20:41
SCP-3280 429 59 20 Feb 2018 04:46 01 Mar 2021 13:58
SCP-2193 387 76 18 Sep 2016 07:41 14 Jul 2020 04:58
SCP-3980 350 64 17 Feb 2018 08:11 08 Jun 2020 05:03
SCP-783 329 49 03 Jun 2018 03:03 04 Aug 2019 12:17
SCP-1661 208 20 25 Mar 2018 01:19 25 Mar 2019 02:47
SCP-2923 208 49 28 Apr 2016 14:40 07 Oct 2019 20:00
SCP-2385 179 34 07 Jan 2017 01:07 09 Oct 2020 02:09
SCP-3963 158 29 14 Jul 2017 06:07 24 Jan 2020 17:38
SCP-4910 137 102 30 Nov 2018 06:00 29 Jul 2020 06:51
SCP-3246 116 27 09 Apr 2018 16:23 24 Jan 2020 21:04
SCP-3247 111 35 08 Apr 2018 03:45 31 Oct 2020 02:36

Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.

Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Not Fade Away 185 20 31 Oct 2016 09:53 09 Dec 2017 05:57
Reap What You Sew 81 9 16 Feb 2017 18:32 28 Apr 2018 05:20
Paradigm Shift 65 3 30 May 2017 14:16 03 Feb 2018 21:45
A Reason To Die 40 11 18 Sep 2016 04:39 16 May 2019 09:10
And Then I Died IV - Series 2 31 14 01 Oct 2018 06:26 15 Nov 2018 01:05
Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Heart and Sol 55 9 21 Feb 2021 03:43 01 Mar 2021 04:35

Addendumb

SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.

GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited
SPC-173 231 23 18 Feb 2018 06:22 19 Sep 2020 22:17
LTE-2712-Bosch 124 48 20 Jul 2016 16:39 25 Nov 2020 21:37
P'rantortiz the Vile 118 12 02 Mar 2017 22:34 01 May 2018 07:33
SPC-2935 113 17 02 Apr 2018 00:47 19 Sep 2020 22:18

Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.

Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.

Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
SCP-783-L1 177 31 23 Jul 2018 05:12 27 Nov 2020 05:55

V for Addenda

Other Stuff I've Written:

Entry #17 on the 3301 test log, wherein I shoot my Author Avatar in the FRIGGEN FACE! It's a board game set in the Red Pool!!!

This creepypasta for Gears Birthday anthology 2017 titled "Hush".

Stuff in the "Junk Stuff" section of my sandbox - posted to the site with varying degrees of success - all self-deleted. All of these are up for grabs should anyone be interested in rewriting them.

Shaggynote: Should I happen to vanish, my shit belongs to the community. If for some reason edits or changes need to be made anywhere, including rewording articles for tone or for shifting standards/crosslink stuff/any unforeseeable site-wide culture shifts and projects, then go wild, so long as it makes sense.

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