SCP-5552

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SCP-5552: Our Stolen Theory

No one is owed an answer.

Author: Captain Kirby

SCPs

SCP Number	Rating
SCP-3393	892
Captain Kirby's Proposal	565
SCP-4514	451
SCP-3448	440
SCP-5552	433
SCP-3388	401
SCP-3844	391
SCP-5003	375
SCP-3305	356
SCP-3866	334
SCP-4877	305
SCP-4321	292
SCP-3449	284
SCP-016-J	198
SCP-3123	188
SCP-3511	183
SPC-1057	178
SCP-4925	158
SCP-3633	156
SCP-3393-EX	151
SCP-3767	150
SCP-4479	143
SCP-6007	135
SCP-4775	129
SCP-4316	124
SCP-4034	122
SCP-3650	85
SCP-5877	75
SCP-5779	58
SCP-5448	56
SCP-3203	56
SCP-3405	46
SCP-3481	42

Tales

Title	Rating
Impossible-To-Destroy Reptile	363
In The Clutches Of Life	282
Numbers, Like Stories, Never Die	239
Excerpts From The Societal Census Programme ΩK-Class Report	175
With The Reaper On Retirement	173
Tales of the Ethics Committee: 5 Reasons The Foundation Wants A Robot Army	162
Don't Get Used To It	130
Do You Remember Funerals?	123
The Many Portraits Of Jack Bright	121
The Tombstone of Alto Clef	116
Group Date	116
Monochrome	113
Where Death Used To Live	109
Project Damnerung	103
Hello, My Name Isn't	102
From The Clutches Of Life	94
You Have 18 Unread Messages	86
Hundred-Year Favor	85
Even The Most Masked Of Men Become Themselves Behind Closed Doors	76
Everyday Is Somebody's Birthday	67
The Shape of a Noose	59
A Failed Two Weeks Notice	59
Rocks And Trees Are Not Good Company	55
'Til Death Do Us Part	52
Pink Cracks in a Digital Wall	51
Is Anybody Home?	50
Poky And Pal Scheme Together	50
Poky And Pal Arm Themselves	45
I Felt Numb	38
Carnivores	35
It's A Nice Day Out	35
When It Rains, It Pours	31
Attempts To Salvage Thought	29
I Am Wonderful	29
They Are Not Laughing With You	22
Containment's A Beach	19

GOI Formats

Title	Rating
Captain Kirby's Proposal, Or Something	157
My Head Is On Fire And I'm (Not) Ok	78
Project Proposals 2004-013/2014-114/2024-072: "Losing Your Cool"	53

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NOTE: FILE UNDER REVIEW.

Investigation into the event is still underway. Information contained herein has not been confirmed.

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Event Summary: On 2020/04/14, the database at Site-72 reported a series of unauthorized file creations and modifications, specifically to documentation regarding SCP-5552. All past information on SCP-5552 has been lost, and possibly erased from the minds of personnel assigned to the project, as no individuals can confirm that the SCP-5552 slot had been previously assigned to an anomaly.

The documentation itself has not demonstrated anomalous properties, however all have been tagged with an upload timestamp of 13:43:28, which is the same time as when Dr. Naman Gupta began a talk at the 6th International Conference on Physics titled "A Comprehensive Theory On Bi-Directional Temporal Travel".

What follows are the documents that manifested as a result of this event.

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