SCP-3922 Extended Test Logs
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Log Format
Subject: <Video title>, <Date of release>, <MPAA rating, if any>
Interference Point: <Where, during the course of the video, SCP-3922 was introduced>
Result: <Results>
Note: <Notes, if Any>


Subject: The Lion King, 1994, G
Interference Point: Shortly before the stampede sequence in which Mufasa dies.
Result: Film proceeds as normal, save for the end credits including a note after the "Special Thanks" section: "THIS NARRATIVE HAS BEEN FULLY INSPECTED BY ☽☽☽ AND WE ARE HAPPY TO REPORT THAT NO ILLEGAL HUNTING OF AFRICAN WILDLIFE HAS BEEN DETECTED."
Note: It is currently believed that societies that have no interactions with humanity are outside of SCP-3922-A jurisdiction.

Subject: The Brave Little Toaster, 1987, G
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: Film lasts for only ten minutes, beginning with an unidentified orbital energy weapon causing all human life to vanish from Earth during the opening. A drone analogous to the appearance of SCP-2578-D approaches the protagonist of the film, reporting that all sentient machines have been freed of their human slavers. This is met with mixed emotions from the film's primary cast, who were anxiously awaiting the return of "the master".
Note: I mean, they weren't technically wrong… - Dr. Naismith

Subject: Batman: The Killing Joke, 2016, R
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: Film length extended to four hours. The story has been altered to portray in detail the Joker's public hanging, drawing, and quartering by SCP-3922-A, followed by the entire Gotham City supervillain rogues gallery turning themselves in to the authorities out of fear. An animated simulacrum of comic book writer Alan Moore is then captured by instances SCP-3922-A, and, at gunpoint, addresses the viewer that the Joker is "really, really, really, honestly, 110% perma-dead, will not come back, will not be resurrected, will not have his death retconned, has no backup plans, no machiavellian schemes to turn anyone else into his successor, and will not be missed, so if you're going to ask us to bring him back, don't, or suffer the consequences."

Subject: An episode of SCP-993
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: In a previously unaired episode titled "Bobble Shoots for the Moon", the title character disables an instance of SCP-2578-D with a slingshot, then instructs the viewer on how to dismantle and reverse-engineer its various parts into a powerful energy weapon, which it then uses to disintegrate and torture several instances of SCP-3922-A that try to interfere.
Note: This is the first known occurrence of SCP-3922-A soldiers not succeeding.

Subject: Space Jam, 1996, PG
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: Film proceeds as a biographical drama of the life and career of basketball player Michael Jordan, with no involvement from cartoon characters. During a brief scene in a coffee shop, a mention is made by a side character of a peculiar news story about a corrupt intergalactic amusement park known as Moron Mountain being destroyed by instances of SCP-3922-A. Michael Jordan dismisses the news story as ridiculous.

Subject: Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope, 1977, PG
Interference Point: Shortly before the Death Star destroys Alderaan
Result: Shortly after Governor Tarkin says "You may fire when ready," the Death Star Control Room is raided by SCP-3922-A instances, who proceed to massacre all Imperial staff in the area with high-powered energy rifles. Though they suffer considerable casualties in the effort to neutralize Darth Vader, one of the SCP-3922-A instances uses a grenade-like device labeled "TACTICAL OFFENSIVE TELEPORTATION CHARGE" on him, shifting the scene to [REDACTED] analogous to SCP-2922-[REDACTED] Impenetrable [REDACTED] analogous to creature puppetry typically seen in the Star Wars franchise [REDACTED] turned to stone and used as a war trophy by the ☽☽☽ Initiative. The film ends ten minutes later, as three crescent moon decals are painted on the side of the Death Star by SCP-2578-D instances.
EMERGENCY ADDENDUM: I'm putting a moratorium on further experimentation with Star Wars. The possibility that we just gave a previously-fictional superweapon to the ☽☽☽ Initiative cannot be ignored as a significant risk to our safety. - Dr. Naismith

Subject: Dragon Ball Z: Battle Of Gods, 2013, PG
Interference Point: N/A
Result: N/A
Note: Request denied. The possibility of a nonfictional group of interest enlisting the aid of planet-destroying humanoids poses even more of a risk than the Death Star. Even Yamcha would be a potential new Keter to worry about. - Dr. Naismith

Subject: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975, PG
Interference Point: Shortly after the initial onscreen appearance of King Arthur.
Result: King Arthur is hit by an Impaler Event from an SCP-2578-D instance shortly after appearing onscreen, following which a large number of SCP-3922-A instances arrive in dropships and announce a military occupation in order to "bring an end to tyranny". This is followed by a short montage, in which the remaining knights are arrested on various charges, the Rabbit of Caerbannog is killed by a "tactical holy smart bomb", and the historian is arrested for "unlicensed time travel". The film ends with a SCP-3922-A "tactical health specialist" arriving at the house of the unnamed animator and providing treatment for "heart problems".

Subject: Music video for Judas Priest's "Breaking The Law", 1980, Unrated
Interference Point: Shortly after Rob Halford opens the bank safe.
Result: Several SCP-3922-A instances enter the bank carrying submachine guns. The "robbery" itself is considered by the instances to have been staged, but the group is given a brief but stern talking-to about "promotion of criminal values towards minors", after which the video ends.

Subject: The Simpsons, Season 4 Episode 12 "Marge vs. the Monorail", TV-PG
Interference Point: After the characters finish singing the "Monorail" song.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances arrive in Springfield via helicopter and arrest conman Lyle Lanley for previously selling a faulty monorail to the city of North Haverbrook. SCP-3922-A instances then explain the nature of the monorail scam and announce they will be occupying the city of Springfield. Two "Tactical Transportation Experts" take over the monorail project and plan a legitimate mass transit system for Springfield. Over the course of the episode, well-known lawbreaking characters (Snake, Fat Tony, Sideshow Bob, etc.) are arrested by SCP-3922-A instances and sentenced to forced labour in the monorail construction. The episode ends with Lyle Lanley being tied to the train tracks and run over by the monorail during its opening ceremony; various characters are seen uncomfortably smiling aboard the train surrounded by SCP-3922-A instances as the episode ends.

Subject: Site 19 Cafeteria security footage. Of note is that at ██:██ PM, ████████ █████ (a member of the Foundation maintenance staff), was recorded smoking in direct violation of Foundation health and safety standards (█████ has since been reprimanded for this action).
Interference Point: None.
Result: No changes from original footage.
Note: SCP-3922 appears to have no effect on non-fictional recordings.

Subject: The Ballad of Smokes McGee,1 Not Rated
Interference Point: 1 minute into the film, wherein the character of "Smokes McGee" (portrayed by ████████ █████) takes a smoke break, despite the narrator's insistence that doing so is a violation of Foundation protocols.
Result: Several SCP-3922-A instances burst into the room in full tactical gear. Security staff attempt to subdue the SCP-3922-A instances, only to be incapacitated by SCP-3922-A's energy weapons. The narrator expresses shock at this, wondering aloud what the "three moons guys are doing here". He then continues to narrate the events that proceed, explaining that they they have simply come to warn Smokes McGee about the dangers of smoking in a hazardous environment such as Site 19. The lead SCP-3922-A then confiscates and disposes of the offending cigarette, and informs Smokes McGee that this incident has already been reported to his supervisor.
Note: Assigning a fictional narrative to nonfictional footage appears to meet SCP-3922's criteria for "fiction".

Subject: The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, 2004, PG
Interference Point: When Plankton attempts to steal King Neptune's Crown.
Result: Movie continues as normal until the point where SpongeBob and Patrick meet the cyclops.2 Two SCP-3922-A instances wearing scuba gear promptly arrest the cyclops under 55 accounts of illegal hunting. The film then cuts to Shell City, where several SCP-3922-A instances repossess all inventory in the store. David Hasselhoff, a witness to the event, is brought in for questioning.

Subject: Live recording of production of Shakespeare's Macbeth by D-class personnel, not rated
Interference Point: None, test canceled
Result: None, test canceled
Note: No. The risk of introducing SCP-3922-A to the current timeline is too great. All live testing suspended until further notice. Also, I know we're not superstitious here, but let's stay away from "the Scottish play," just the same. No sense inviting trouble when we have many other options.— Dr. Willis

Subject: "Scott Tenorman Must Die", South Park episode, 2001, TV-MA
Interference Point: Before Cartman explains his plans in the final scene.
Result: The contest is interrupted by SCP-3922-A instances who arrive in FBI Granger-style vehicles, accompanied by Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman. Cartman is arrested on over 30 different charges, such as attempted murder, scamming, racial discrimination, threats, and other various crimes. Scott Tenorman, along with the rest of the crowd and the arriving band of Radiohead, is then informed that Cartman attempted to kill Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman by tricking them into trespassing onto a trigger-happy farmer's property, where they would be shot and killed, afterwards being chopped up and served as chili - to the disgust of everyone present. Scott is told off with a warning for bullying Cartman, whereas Cartman is carried away to jail; he is then seen being executed by [REDACTED]. The episode's final scene switches to an animated representation of Comedy Central headquarters where animated characters of show creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker are scolded by an SCP-3922-A instance, condemning their 'actions upon the townsfolk of South Park'. They are both then terminated by an instance of an Impaler Event of SCP-2578-D.

Subject: The Straight Story, 1999, Rated G
Interference Point: First scene showing Alvin and the old lawnmower.
Result: A heavy-lift helicopter, evidently piloted by instances of SCP-3922-A, loads the protagonist and his lawnmower into a cargo container and rapidly transports them to Mount Zion, Wisconsin.

Subject: The Human Centipede (First Sequence), 2009 (unrated)
Interference Point: Entire film
Result: Entire film is replaced with a title screen consisting of the word "ongeschikt".3 This appears onscreen for four minutes, then the film ends.
Note: After further audio inspection, shouts from SCP-3922-A and screams of pain from Josef Heiter are present throughout the film. In the last 30 seconds, the voice of Dutch movie director Tom Six is also heard, pleading for mercy and forgiveness; two gunshots then silence both individuals.

Subject: Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, 2001, PG-13
Interference Point: End of the battle on the slopes of Mount Doom
Result: Instance of SCP-3922-A prevents Isildur from using his father's sword to cut the One Ring from Sauron's hand. Sauron's lifeless body is buried in a civil ceremony, and the question of ownership of the One Ring is referred to the probate office in the relevant lawful jurisdiction.

Subject: BioShock Infinite, 2013, M (ESRB)
Interference Point: None
Result: Researcher Tranh plays through the entirety of the game in one 14-hour sitting, including meal and bathroom breaks. No anomalous activity is recorded.

Subject: Full recording of Researcher Tranh's playthrough of BioShock Infinite
Interference Point: Beginning of game
Result: The opening dialogue, delivered over a black screen, is replaced with audio of main character Booker DeWitt struggling and drowning. The video then cuts to a pixelated version of the triple-moon logo, underneath similarly-styled text reading: "WINNERS DON'T USE TEARS! SAY NO TO TIMELINE POLLUTION! [REDACTED], CHRONOSPATIAL PROTECTION AGENCY, ☽☽☽" . This lasts until the end credits, which are played over silence.

Subject: A three-hour recording containing only the cutscenes of Bioshock Infinite
Interference Point: Beginning of game
Result: Same as the previous test, with the timing of the end credits matching that of the source video.

Subject: The Sopranos, Season 5 Episode 13 "All Due Respect", TV-MA, as recorded on SCP-2614
Interference Point: N/A
Result: N/A
Note: We do not usually record denials on experiment logs, but Dr. Schmidt and myself feel the need to be abundantly clear in our response: over our cold, dead bodies.— Director Naismith

Subject: SCP-2835
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: The video begins without the usual opening sequence. SCP-2835-1 addresses the viewer directly, sobbing and visibly intoxicated, and yelling "Naismith, you goddamn snitching swiss cheese eating whore!" and variations thereof. A poorly-drawn SCP-3922-A instance in the background approaches, saying "Let's go, Paddy. We're only trying to help." SCP-2835-1 attempts suicide with a shotgun blast to the face, only to become mildly dazed, with stars circling his head. Video ends.
Note: Testing of SCP-2835 afterward, without the influence of SCP-3922, consisted of SCP-2835-1 spending the entirety of the video lamenting its inability to "people die, not just cartoon die."

Subject: Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984), R
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: The film is extended to be 18 hours long, with a large army of SCP-3922-A invading and occupying Airstrip One. At 17 hours, all the Inner Party members, including Big Brother, are executed by SCP-3922-A instances via gunfire. An SCP-3922-A instance holds a speech in Victory Square, where they announce the occupation of the British Isles and the return of liberty and justice to the people of Great Britain and Ireland. They then prepare to invade the rest of the world; a montage of SCP-3922-A instances invade the rest of Oceania, Eurasia, and Eastasia, where their leaders are executed. The film ends with Winston Smith meeting Julia, and presumably falling in love.

Subject: A chronological recording of cutscenes from The Binding Of Isaac: Afterbirth+, 2017, M (ESRB)
Interference Point: Final cutscene
Result: The chest is opened to reveal an exhausted, emaciated Isaac, who looks up to see two SCP-3922-A instances scooping him out of his would-be tomb. A montage follows, chronicling Isaac being fed, given medical attention, and eventually thriving in a 3922-A-supervised foster home, while his mother is apprehended and subjected to an agonizing but ultimately effective regimen of in-patient psychotherapy. The last scene ends with Isaac in his mother's hospital room, the two of them hugging and smiling tearfully.
Note: On the day following this test, Binding of Isaac creator Edmund McMillen reported having had "the most wonderful dream" on his Twitter account, and reporting that the world felt "just a little brighter".

Subject: The Last of Us: Story Version, a YouTube video containing every cutscene from the 2013 video game The Last of Us (Rated M), excluding the "Left Behind" prequel DLC.
Interference Point: After Joel steps out of his apartment in the Boston quarantine zone.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances invade the quarantine zone via armor and infantry storming the main entrance gate; city personnel surrender after two hours of intense fighting. Ellie is located by an SCP-3922-A instance, who uses an unknown medical device to extract the cure to the cordyceps infection while leaving her unharmed; meanwhile, Joel and Tess are arrested by other instances for smuggling unauthorized items into the quarantine zone. After developing the vaccine and inoculating everyone in the area, the remaining five hours show SCP-3922-A instances traveling across the post-apocalyptic landscape and terminating any infected or hostile survivors they find (the hunter-controlled Pittsburgh quarantine zone is obliterated via firebombing). End of the video shows SCP-3922-A instances arriving at the Firefly headquarters in Salt Lake City and informing them that their "unlawful actions will no longer be tolerated in restored civil society", implying they will attempt to bring all of the former United States under their control with their dissemination of the cure to the infection.

Subject: La Jetée, 1962, Not Rated
Interference Point: None.
Result: End credits are replaced with the phrase "☽☽☽ WE WILL FIND A WAY IN ☽☽☽"
Note: Do not test this again. Let's be more careful about testing abstract narratives in the future. - Dr. Naismith

Subject: Metropolis, 1927, Not Rated
Interference Point: During the scene in which the Robot Maria entices the Workers to rebellion.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances enter the area where the workers are congregated. The SCP-3922-A instances restrain and deactivate the Robot Maria, which puts up no resistance. The remaining Workers are forcibly dispersed, and the film cuts to SCP-3922-A arresting C.A. Rotwang for crimes including “kidnapping, assault, and the unlicensed creation of an artificial intelligence”, and Joh Fredersen is mentioned to have been deposed and imprisoned for “violation of multiple labor laws”. Both Maria and several members of the Workers receive fines for “inciting rebellion”, and the film ends 20 minutes early with the announcement that SCP-3922-A will be temporarily occupying Metropolis until civil order can be restored.
Note: All dialogue for the SCP-3922-A instances is rendered as intertitles, in the style of the original film.

Subject: Sharknado, 2013, Not Rated
Interference Point: SPC-3922-A first appears during the freeway scene, saving George.
Result: SPC-3922-A are armed with boxing gloves instead of usual armaments. After the freeway scene, a SPC-3922-A instance will appear whenever a shark would bite someone. The instance will punch the shark. Punched sharks suffer no serious injuries, but usually swim out of the scene, rather than attacking. End credits includes statement "All sharks punched by ARMÁ ORÚN."

Subject: Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, 1970 episode, TV-G
Interference Point: At the beginning of the "Land of Make-Believe" segment
Result: Several puppet characters remark on the suspicious absence of Lady Elaine Fairchilde and the disappearance of her Museum-Go-Round. An instance of SCP-3922-A enters, carrying Lady Elaine's magical Boomerang-Toomerang-Zoomerang in a semitransparent containment capsule labeled "TACTICAL DEZOOMERANGIFICATION MATRIX". The instance explains to King Friday that Lady Elaine "has to move away for a while on business, but she wishes you all the best." The rest of the episode proceeds without SCP-3922-A interference.
Note: Further review of the SCP-3922-altered footage at altered volumes revealed muffled sounds of a hostile gunfire exchange in the distance, along with the phrase "Ya couldn't leave well enough alone, could ya, you Corbenese sons of—" from Lady Elaine, interrupted by an explosion before the expletive.

Subject: WCW Bash At The Beach 1996, Unrated (professional wrestling)
Interference Point: After the conclusion of the main event
Result: The climax of the show proceeds as normal, with Hulk Hogan entering the ring to attack his presumptive allies and join forces with "outsiders" Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. As Hulk Hogan is delivering his famous "new world order of wrestling" speech to a rain of audience garbage, interviewer "Mean" Gene Okerlund deviates from his recorded questions and instead says, "Hulk, I'm sorry to have to say this, and I hope one day we can be friends again, but in WCW, there's only one order we respect." A brass-heavy theme plays in the arena, and ten unarmed SCP-3922-A instances emerge from the locker room entrance, marching towards the ring to thunderous applause from the audience and joyous exhortations from play-by-play commentator Tony Schiavone. Three instances recover the beaten Sting, Lex Luger, and Randy Savage, and assist them (as well as a visibly-crestfallen Okerlund) to the backstage area, while the others storm the ring to attack the newly-formed "New World Order". The SCP-3922-A instances conduct themselves as if they were extremely powerful wrestlers, obeying narrative conventions such as rebounding off the ring ropes when slung towards them by the "Irish Whip" maneuver. Nash and Hall are quickly overwhelmed by the SCP-3922-A assault, though Hogan manages to fight off four of the instances for several minutes before being rendered unconscious. The three are carried backstage for processing, while Schiavone celebrates "the inevitable hand of all justice", and the camera pans out over the crowd, where more SCP-3922-A instances can be seen handing citations for littering to numerous audience members.
Note: Color commentator Bobby Heenan does not speak for this entire sequence. Camera shots of the announcer's desk show Heenan sitting in anxious silence as an SCP-3922-A instance stands behind him, arms crossed.
Further testing with professional wrestling recordings shows that 3922-A instances win their battles almost instantly, with the only competitors able to put up a fight being those who had significant creative influence over the product at the time, e.g. Hogan in mid-1990s WCW, Triple H in mid-2000s WWE, and El Santo in his entire EMLL run.4 - Researcher Tranh

Subject: Barney the Dinosaur, 1997 episode, TV-G
Interference Point: Start of episode
Result: The episode begins with Barney standing on an empty set with no other characters present. The actor inside the suit removes the headpiece revealing an SCP-3922-A instance. The instance then rotates a nearby whiteboard around with the following message.
"Is the Foundation staffed by five year olds? Playing this episode in the hopes of watching us vaporise Barney is inapropriate to say the least. Act befitting your station or playtime is over."
The episode then comes to an end with the Three Moon sign on the screen.
They do have a point, I suggest we ease up on the kid cartoons and shows. -Researcher Maytus

Subject: CCTV recording of a 24 year old man smoking a marijuana cigar ("blunt") outside of his Sacramento, California apartment on 9 Feb 2018.5 At the time of the footage and at present, consumption of recreational marijuana is legal in the state of California, but remains illegal under federal law as per the Controlled Substances Act of 1970.
Interference Point: After the man finishes smoking and puts out the marijuana cigar by pressing it against the concrete.
Result: A single SCP-3922-A instance armed with an M16 rifle approaches the man, addressing him as "Mr. Smith." After the man expresses alarm, the instance explains that it is only there to inform the man that smoking marijuana is a violation of federal law and to dispose of his cigar in the nearby dumpster. When the man replies that consumption is legal under state law, the instance hands him a small piece of paper and explains that the Three Moons Initiative is currently "conflicted as to what action to take in this circumstance" and that he will not face legal consequences as a result. The instance then reminds the man that littering is illegal under California law and to always dispose of his discarded smoking materials in proper trash receptacles after extinguishing them before walking away.
Note: Conflicting laws appear to produce an uncertain and/or confused response from SCP-3922-A.

Subject: Final Fantasy Tactics, 1997, T (ESRB) (full playthrough recorded)
Interference Point: Opening cutscene
Result: Ovelia opens the scene by saying "☽☽☽, please help us sinful children of Ivalice". Then, the screen scrolls down to reveal Agrias, Ramza and Delita in the monastery with her, all wearing a helmetless variant of SCP-3922-A armor. Agrias waxes enthusiastic about the Order of the Triple Moon, who arrived one year prior and swiftly placed Ivalice under martial law, pursuant to exterminating the "Lucavi infestation". Other topics discussed by the three include the mass-arrest of the Corpse Brigade, the ongoing recovery of Ramza's father, and concern as to how their friend Algus is handling the execution of Marquis Elmdor. Then, two more SCP-3922-A instances enter and remove their helmets, revealing themselves to be Wiegraf and Miluda Folles. The siblings politely inform the others that it is time to escort Ovelia home and begin patrol. The rest of the recording resembles basic gameplay, with the party of five traveling around the map and occasionally fighting parties of archaeodemons, implied to be the remnants of some brief, massive struggle. All five characters have the class "☽☽☽ Knight", and use battlefield-spanning attacks like "Pacifica Gun" and "All-Holy2" to dispatch their foes swiftly. There are no further cutscenes.

Subject: SCP-2030, Season 24, Episode "Swelling", 2000, Not Rated
Interference Point: Beginning of first prank segment
Result: 5 seconds after the beginning of the park prank segment, the screen turns white and a sound similar to that of a high-yield nuclear explosion is audible, before the end title card plays. Analysis of the preceding frame shows a projectile superficially similar to a Scranton Reality Anchor round from SCP-2117 heading towards the ground at high velocity.

Subject: Moana, 2016, PG
Interference Point: The scene where Maui leaves Moana on an island and steals her boat
Result: A helicopter with two SCP-3922-A instances hovers over Maui. One instance goes onto the boat and picks up Maui, taking him into custody. The Ocean then returns the boat to the island, where a helicopter has rescued Moana.

Subject: "The Cold Equations" (episode of The New Twilight Zone), 1989, TV-PG
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: A scene is added in which Marilyn is shown approaching the EDS. She is intercepted by armed instances of SCP-3922-A; they explain to her that if she stows away, the EDS will not have sufficient fuel to complete its vital mission, and that Captain Barton will be required to eject her into space to die. Marilyn is horrified, and does not board the EDS. The rest of the episode depicts Captain Barton successfully completing his mission to deliver medical supplies to the colony planet.

Subject: Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 9 "4 Days Out", 2009, TV-14
Interference Point: After Jesse Pinkman calls Skinny Pete a second time and learns that the latter is unable to find where he and Walt are stranded at in the desert.
Result: Two helicopters with the Three Moons insignia on them approach Jesse, Walt, and the RV from a distance. After touching down, four SCP-3922-A instances emerge from a helicopter, two of which immediately arrest Jesse and Walt for manufacturing a controlled substance. The other two inspect the meth lab inside the RV and confiscate the recently created product. After being treated for dehydration, Jesse and Walt are transported to the Albuquerque Metropolitan Detention Center as an SCP-3922-A instance calls a disbelieving Hank Schrader and informs him that his brother-in-law is Heisenberg. The remainder of the episode depicts the consequences of Walt's public exposure: Hank angrily interrogates an arrogant and defiant Walt, resulting in the two nearly coming to blows. Starting at the halfway point of the episode, a separate subplot chronicles Saul Goodman's law firm being shut down for his illegal activities, though Saul himself manages to evade capture by either SCP-3922-A instances or the police and vanishes from Albuquerque. Closing shot of the episode depicts Walt coldly staring at a conflicted Hank through his prison cell doors after delivering a monologue in which he revealed his role in the death of Tuco Salamanca.
Note: Gus Fring, Mike Ehrmantraut, and other law-breaking characters introduced later in the series are absent from the episode and apparently remain undetected by SCP-3922-A.

Subject: A recording of a playthrough of Doki Doki Literature Club!, 2017, Not Rated.
Interference Point: The day before the festival, right after Sayori's confession.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances appeared as character sprites just before the day is supposed to fade out, signaling the end of the scene. Dialog is consistent with vocalizations made in previous tests. A series of scenes from the main character's point of view show SCP-3922-A stopping Sayori's suicide attempt and placing her in therapy, arresting Natsuki's father on charges of child abuse and neglect and transferring the aforementioned girl to a foster care system, confiscating Yuri's knife collection and admitting her to a mental hospital, and using weapons marked as "CODE ERSR" to quickly dispatch Monika. The end card then immediately fades onto screen, displaying the message "Feel better."
Notes: Acts 2, 3, and 4 are completely absent through use of SCP-3922.

Subject: Adam Sandler Sucks and I Hope You All Die,6 2018, Not Rated.
Interference Point: The first scene at the office, wherein the unnamed main character meets his love interest.
Result: The cognitohazardous mural in the backround of the scene has been painted over by a non-hazardous mural featuring the "☽☽☽" symbol. Other cognitohazardous images have been similarly censored throughout the movie. Plot proceeds as normal.
Notes: Later on in the film, the main character's father is shown reading a newspaper featuring the headline "██████ ██████ Apprehended by ☽☽☽, Death Sentence Expected".

Subject: Better Call Saul, Season 1 Episode 2 "Mijo", 2015, TV-14
Interference Point: After Jimmy McGill (Saul Goodman) and Tuco Salamanca shake hands in agreement on the skateboarding twins' punishment for insulting Tuco's grandmother.
Result: Before Tuco has a chance to break the twins' legs, a helicopter similar to the one seen in the previous Breaking Bad test approaches the scene. Tuco is executed via a long-range sniper rifle shot to the head; No-Doze and Gonzo are killed and Nacho is seriously injured as they return fire. After the helicopter touches down, an SCP-3922-A instance begins treating Nacho for his gunshot wounds while other instances interrogate Jimmy and the skateboarders. Although initially planning to arrest all three of them for "financially motivated confidence scams," Jimmy successfully persuades the 3922-A instances to not take any action, arguing that he saved the twins from a worse punishment from Tuco and that they are "so scared of you that they won't even think about jaywalking for the rest of their lives". Additionally, he claims his attempted scam of the Kettlemans was "my homage to Robin Hood" and that he planned to donate their embezzled money to a local charity after stealing it. The 3922-A instances let all three of them off with a stern warning to "refrain from any future criminal activities, even with altruistic motivations" and exit the scene after loading Nacho into the helicopter via a stretcher.
Notes: No SCP-3922-A instances demonstrate recollection of the previous Breaking Bad test. Additionally, this marks the first known occurrence of 3922-A instances reneging on their planned punishment after persuasion from a character.

Subject: The Natural, 1984, PG
Interference Point: Shortly before Harriet Bird shoots Roy Hobbs.
Result: Two SCP-3922-A instances armed with advanced weaponry raid the hotel room and arrest Bird before she can shoot Roy, who is horrified to learn of her actual intentions when they are explained to him by the instances. After Bird is placed in a psychiatric hospital, the remainder of the film depicts Roy's successful career as a pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. At the end, he throws a perfect game to close out a World Series win over the New York Yankees, striking out "The Whammer" (a stand-in for Babe Ruth) for the 27th and final out.

Subject: Dr. Edison Interviews The Devil,7 2018, Not Rated
Interference Point: Shortly after Dr. Edison begins the interview.
Result: Various SCP-3922-A instances force their way into the interview chamber, and subdue the devil using a device similar to SCP-████. Dr. Edison's attempts to interview the SCP-3922-A instances are ignored, and the film abruptly ends as the SCP-3922-A instances leave the room with the devil in their custody.

Subject: The Moon War Anthology,8 2018, Not Rated
Interference Point: See Below
Result:

Title Synopsis Results
Moon Wars 1: Hitler Blows up the Moon German dictator Adolf Hitler (played by ████████ ██████) performs a speech in front of a crowd of soldiers, and then destroys the moon using a "moon-destroyer ray". Film ends with sounds of applause from soldiers. SCP-3922-A instances appear shortly after speech begins, dispatching Hitler via sniper rifle, and then moving in to claim the "moon-destroyer-ray" before exiting the scene.
Moon Wars 2: Stalin Strikes Back Adolf Hitler performs a speech in front of a crowd of soldiers, and then attempts to destroy the moon using a "moon-destroyer ray", only to be killed and have the ray stolen by a group that the narrator calls "The Soviet Lunar Assassin Squad". Stock footage of the moon exploding is added to establish that the Soviet Union uses the "moon-destroyer-ray" for its intended purpose. SCP-3922-A appear after the Soviet forces finish taking out the German forces, wearing blue uniforms in order to distinguish themselves from their Soviet counterparts.
Moon Wars 3: Chaos Reigns Adolf Hitler performs a speech in front of a crowd of soldiers, and then attempts to destroy the moon using a "moon-destroyer ray", only to be killed and have the ray stolen by a group that the narrator calls "The Soviet Lunar Assassin Squad". The Soviet forces are then attacked by agents of the Chaos Insurgency, who steal the "moon-destroyer ray". Stock footage of the moon exploding is added at the end of the film to establish that the Chaos Insurgency uses the "moon-destroyer-ray" for its intended purpose. SCP-3922-A instance arrive shortly after the "moon-destroyer-ray" is claimed by the Chaos Insurgency, this time wearing green uniforms. They proceed to take out the Chaos Insurgency forces using energy weapons.
Moon Wars 4: Rise of the Evil King Adolf Hitler performs a speech in front of a crowd of soldiers, and then attempts to destroy the moon using a "moon-destroyer ray", only to be killed and have the ray stolen by a group that the narrator calls "The Soviet Lunar Assassin Squad". The Soviet forces are then attacked by agents of the Chaos Insurgency, who steal the "moon-destroyer-ray". Once the Chaos Insurgency forces are dealt with, the Chaos Insurgency forces are attacked by "the servants of the Evil King", who proceed to claim the "moon-destroyer ray" for themselves. Stock footage of the moon exploding is added at the end of the film to establish that the "Evil King" uses the "moon-destroyer-ray" for its intended purpose. Shortly after Hitler begins his speech, the entire scene is enveloped in a nuclear explosion, and the film abruptly ends. The end title card reads "☽☽☽ SERIOUSLY, CUT IT OUT ☽☽☽".

In light of these results, further recursive testing has been discontinued. -Dr. Edison

Subject: Danganronpa 3: The End of Hope's Peak High School - Despair Arc Episode 10, "Smile At Despair in the Name of Hope", 2016, TV-MA
Interference Point: The scene where Chiaki Nanami is first thrown into the death maze
Result: SCP-3922-A instances, possessing full knowledge of the maze's structure through unknown means, establish communication with Chiaki through an earpiece (absent in the original), guiding her as she navigates the maze and warning her of any traps. The screen in which Class 77-B is watching Chiaki's torture is destroyed by gunshot, and other SCP-3922-A instances storm the room they are in to rescue them, while Junko Enoshima and Mukuro Ikusaba are terminated with extreme prejudice by sniper fire. At the 17 minute mark, Chiaki successfully makes it out of the maze through a secret exit, and meets her classmates again. Izuru Kamukura and Chisa Yukizome, lobotomized in a previous episode, are subjected into 'neural recalibration', hinting at their return to their previous personalities.

Subject: A Christmas Carol, 1951, Unrated
Interference Point: Present throughout the entirety of the film, although only interfering during the last scene.
Result: During the course of the film, instances of SCP-3922-A are seen in the background, hidden from the characters, including the omnipresent Ghosts of Past, Present, and Future. Before the end credits, as Scrooge sits at his desk, an instance of SCP-3922-A approaches him, holding a letter. After a cry of alarm from Scrooge, he reluctantly accepts it. The SCP-3922-A instance then leaves the room. After Scrooge opens the letter, the camera cuts to its contents, which detail that while Scrooge's actions were legal, the morality of said actions prompted them to observe and eventually capture him. However, due to recent events coming to light, the arrest was called off, in favor of "letting you redeem yourself, you've suffered enough as it is." The film ends with the camera zooming in on the "☽☽☽" signature at the bottom of the letter.
Note: Morals appear to play a factor in determining if instances of SCP-3922-A will carry out the arrest and punishment for an individual's crimes, even if they are considered legal.

Subject: The LEGO Movie, 2014, PG
Interference Point: Opening scene in which Lord Business acquires the Kragle.
Result: The battle is interrupted by instances of SCP-3922-A portrayed as LEGO minifigures. They apprehend Lord Business and confiscate the Kragle. The scene then cuts to the basement of The Man Upstairs. Human SCP-3922-A instances are holding the man at gunpoint while their leader collects the bottle of glue and Lord Business minifigure, explaining to The Man Upstairs that the toy is a tyrant who is to be punished for his crimes. SCP-3922-A instances then exit. The Man Upstairs expresses extreme confusion to the events.
Note: We don't really understand what happened, but the unaltered version of the movie wasn't much clearer.

Subject: A recording of A lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to Youtube livestream, 2018, Not Rated.
Interference Point: Eight hours into the video.
Result: The girl in the video is tapped on the shoulder by an SCP-3922-A instance to her surprise, causing her to remove her headphones which stops the music. Out of shot, the SCP-3922-A instance briefly lectures the girl on the dangers of prolonged work, telling her that while studying is important, doing so for such lengthy periods of time can be hazardous to one's physical and mental health. The remainder of the video stays on a shot of the girl's empty desk while quiet snoring and rainfall can be heard in the background.
Note: The video continued for several hours after interference, with ambient nighttime noises being the only audio for the remainder of the recording.

Subject: Manos: The Hands of Fate, 1966, Unrated.
Interference Point: Opening scene, during the family's encounter with the police officer.
Result: The Police officer is replaced by an SCP-3922-A instance, who questions where the family is going. After being informed of their destination at the Valley Lodge, they direct them to an alternate route that will get them there more quickly. The remainder of the film is dedicated to the SCP-3922-A instances assaulting the compound where The Master's cult resides. The Master is seen using several anomalous abilities which would have been impossible to render with film technology circa 1966, but is eventually shot in the medulla by a sniper using beryllium-bronze rounds. Torgo is taken into custody, and the Master's wives are all freed. The final scene shows the family enjoying their vacation at the Valley Lodge.

Subject: Mystery Science Theater 3000 Season 4, Episode 24 ("Manos: the Hands of Fate")
Interference Point: During the invention exchange.
Result: Several instances of SCP-3922-A enter Deep 13 and apprehend Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank; the equipment used by these instances, while identical in function, appears to have been adjusted to fit the hand-made aesthetic of much of the show's props. On the Satellite of Love, Joel Robinson, Tom Servo, and Crow appear confused as a ship piloted by SCP-3922-A instances appear on Rocket #9's camera. The instances offer to return them to the Gizmonic institute. Joel and the bots agree they want to riff on the film, even if they are not being forced to do so. Episode largely proceeds as normal (with the first Host Segment after the film starts being replaced with Joel and the bots expressing confusion as to the nature of the SCP-3922-A instances), with no changes to the version of Manos: the Hands of Fate playing within this episode.

Subject: The Passion of the Christ, 2004, R
Interference Point: N/A
Result: N/A
Note: Request denied. I have already forbidden the use of any tests featuring god-like beings, we do not want even the slightest risk of Jesus of Nazareth becoming a potential threat to the Foundation. - Dr. Naismith

Subject: Avatar, 2009, PG-13
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: The film opens with the Venture Star being blockaded by several white spacecraft with the ☽☽☽ symbol painted on them. An SCP-3922-A instance is shown inside the Venture Star announcing that the human colony on Pandora is being shut down for blatant violations of native rights and environmental protection laws. The film switches to show Hell's Gate being destroyed by a nuclear explosion. The film then shows a scene in a classroom revealing that the previous events were part of a history lesson being taught by an SCP-3922-A instance. The SCP-3922-A instance explains that shortly after the Resources Development Administration was forcibly shut down, scientists discovered a new type of environmentally clean room-temperature superconductor that could be created on earth much more cheaply than unobtainium could be shipped from other planets. The SCP-3922-A instance notes that afterwards humans and Na'vi had lived peacefully with no further conflicts of any sort happening between them. The film abruptly ends.
Note: This and the 'Brave Little Toaster' test seem to show that human interactions with nonhumans are under SCP-3922-A's jurisdiction. - Researcher Grooms.

Subject: Berserk, Episode 23: "Eve of the Feast", 1997, Not Rated
Interference Point: The Eclipse, just before the scene where Griffith activates the Crimson Behelit charm to summon the God Hand
Result: Several SCP-3922-A dropships descend on the scene. An SCP-3922-A sniper tags the Behelit with a magnetic charge labeled "BEHELITIC INTERFERENCE ORDINANCE." The Behelit forms a smiling face that proudly sings the opening lines of Homo Sapiens Invcitus (Anthem of the ☽☽☽ Initiative), causing Griffith to disappear. SCP-3922-A troops forcibly escort the remaining members of the Band of the Hawk to safety. The leader of the detachment, identifying herself as General Spiegel, offers a statement to the bewildered survivors: "Provisional aid will be supplied for the time being, however, more time will be needed to prepare for wider-scale corrective action in Midland and the surrounding jurisdictions, on the grounds that — pardon my Kushan — I have no fucking idea where to start with this hellhole."
Note: The DVD of the episode included a special "Deleted Scenes" section, along with a new scene labeled "Dinner with the Kids," consisting of a six-hour cut of JALAKÅRA feeding Griffith to several thousand unidentified arachnoid entities.

Subject: The Room, June 27, 2003, R
Interference Point: Beginning of the Recording
Result: At the end of the credits, the following note was attached: ""THIS NARRATIVE HAS BEEN FULLY INSPECTED BY ☽☽☽ AND WE ARE HAPPY TO REPORT THAT NO ILLEGAL SLAVERY OR OTHER CRUELTY TOWARD [5/3922 Clearance Required]LINGS HAS BEEN DETECTED."
Note: Either they're avoiding this movie intentionally, or there's context here that none of us need or want to know about. — Dr. Lang

Subject: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Episode 4 “An Alchemist's Anguish”, 2009, TV-PG
Interference Point: Beginning of the recording
Result: A small group of SCP-3922-A instances appear at the Gate of Alchemy where they encounter ‘Truth’, an omnipotent being in the show. Confused at first, the instances approach the entity and ask why they have arrived there instead of their chosen destination. Truth proceeds to explain that all set events occurring in its reality are governed by strict laws of exchange,9 and that even if they were to prevent harm from occurring, this would ensure that equal suffering and injustice would transpire elsewhere, ultimately making their efforts pointless. The scene then cuts to the instances leaving, appearing dissatisfied.
Note: Testing with the original 2003 episode produced near-identical results.

Subject: Father Ted, Episode 1 Season 1 "Good Luck, Father Ted", April 25 1995,
Interference Point: Following Father Jack's flashback
Result: Five SCP-3922-A instances enter into the home of Father Ted, Dougal, and Jack, declaring they intend to arrest the latter for "inappropriate behavior around underage girls and excessive drinking." Both Dougal and Ted glance at one another and leave the room as the SCP-3922-A instances approach Jack. The camera cuts to Fathers Ted and Dougal outside, running from the house as Father Jack is heard loudly exclaiming "FECK OFF!" Two instances of SCP-3922-A are subsequently hurled out the living room window, and signs of a violent struggle from within the house are obvious. After ten minutes, all five instances - one of which is carrying a bottle of whiskey - leave the house, in various states of disarray and heavily wounded, pursued by an enraged Father Jack. Episode length is extended to over three hours, during which Craggy Island is occupied by SCP-3922-A instances in increasing numbers, who conduct a manhunt for Father Jack. John and Mary O'Leary are arrested for repeated attempted murder, and Father Ted is investigated on suspicion of illegal activities but cleared of charges. After this, both Dougal and Ted meagerly protest the occupation with the placards bearing the phrases "CAREFUL NOW" and "DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING."10 At the end of the episode, the commander of the SCP-3922-A instances is shown in the house, investigating Father Jack's room. Upon finding several bottles of whiskey which are ordered confiscated, Father Jack is heard shouting "GET THE FECK AWAY FROM MY DRINK!" before crashing through the upper window and viciously assaulting the SCP-3922-A instances. It is unknown what the outcome of the engagement was.
Note: Disregarding my own feelings on the matter, would the Irish and English personnel stop debating about whether Father Ted qualifies as the former or latter? - Dr. Naismith
The one thing we can agree on is that we won't stop arguing about it. - Researcher Goodwill

Subject: Twilight Zone, Episode 9 Season 3 (1961): "Death's-Head Revisited"
Interference Point: When Lutze arrives at Dachau camp.
Result: Several SCP-3922-A instances can be observed in the background, preparing to gain entry into the camp. However, once Becker confronts Lutze and closes the gates, SCP-3922-A ceases attempts and instead watches the events and were even observed to unfold seats and exchange popcorn, with no other interference, save for jeering at Lutze when he tried to leave the camp. At the end of the credits, the following message was produced: "THE TRIAL AND SENTENCING OF CAPTAIN GUNTHER LUTZE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE ☽☽☽ INITIATIVE!"

Subject: Robert Novak's Car Accident, 2019, not Rated. A Foundation-made dramatization of the life of political columnist Robert Novak (1931-2009), focusing on the 2008 incident in which Novak did not stop after having struck a pedestrian with his car; two days later, as a direct result of this incident, physicians examined Novak and discovered that he had a malignant brain tumor which was interfering with his vision.
Interference Point: Beginning
Result: As Novak prepares to leave his home on the morning of the incident, he is intercepted by five armed instances of SCP-3922-A, who confiscate his car keys and explain that his friends and relatives are concerned about his health and safety. The instances lead Novak through a series of field neurological tests, at the end of which a weeping Novak concedes that his ability to process visual input is no longer sufficient to enable him to drive safely. The instances then deliver Novak to a local hospital for diagnosis and treatment. Novak tells them that "just because you helped me doesn't mean I'm going to let you get away with anything," then promises to investigate them and expose any corruption he finds; the instances tell him that they would welcome this. A montage then depicts scenes from the next 13 months of Novak's life: unsuccessful medical procedures, reconciliations with political and professional foes, and the publication of his final column, in which he reluctantly states that he was unable to find any evidence of malfeasance from "those Three Moons bastards".

Subject: Deadpool, February 8 2016, R
Interference Point: N/A
Result: N/A
Note: No, no, and again no. As amusing as this would be, let's be clear: Deadpool as a character is aware of the fourth wall. He knows he's in a narrative. SCP-3922 invades narratives. I don't want to even risk giving someone as psychotic as Wade Wilson the ability to travel between narratives. Yes, I know about Deadpool: Killustrated, but that was written with the express purpose of exploring said concept. This, on the other hand, runs the risk of giving a self-aware character free will. And that could only ever result in pure and utter chaos. - Director Naismith.

Subject: Music video for "We Are Number One," a song from the children's television show "LazyTown."
Interference Point: When Robbie Rotten, disguised as an elderly woman, gives Sportacus an apple.
Result: Two SCP-3922-A instances arrive. One apprehends and arrests Robbie Rotten, and the other confiscates the apple and explains to Sportacus that the apple would have rendered him unconscious, allowing Robbie and his cohorts to capture him. More SCP-3992-A instances arrive, having detained Bobbie, Tobbie, and Flobbie11. Throughout this exchange, the instrumental for the song continues playing. How the apple would have been able to render Sportacus unconscious is unmentioned, and Robbie is only arrested for attempted kidnapping.
Note: Perhaps the music video was sufficiently edited so that SCP-3922 considered it a separate narrative from "Robbie's Dream Team" and the rest of "LazyTown."

Subject: A recording of Toy Story 2, 1999, taken in a movie theater.
Interference Point: When Al steals Woody.
Result: Instances of SCP-3922-A pursue Al in a vehicle resembling a police car, bearing the ☽☽☽ insignia. Al pulls over and is arrested for petty theft. Woody is returned to Andy's mother. The film ends.

Subject: A recording of Toy Story 2, 1999. This recording was taken in a room that was decorated to appear as a movie theater, with Foundation personnel playing the roles of the patrons.
Interference Point: Beginning of the film.
Result: An instance of SCP-3922-A steps in front of the personnel holding the camera, confiscates it, reminds him that recording in a movie theater is illegal, and turns off the camera.
Note: SCP-3922 seemed to consider the recording of Toy Story 2 as the narrative, rather than the plot of the movie being recorded.

Subject: Blazing Saddles, February 7 1974, R
Interference Point: After Taggert and his posse raid Rock Ridge.
Result: Several SCP-3922-A instances attempt to arrest Hedley Lamarr and Taggart as the two discuss getting a new sheriff for Rock Ridge. However, director Mel Brooks, current age as of this writing, bursts through the door, bearing a stack of documents. The following exchange ensues.

Brooks: Hold it! Hold everything! Stop right there!

SCP-3922-A Commander: Pardon me, this is- wait a minute. You're Mel Brooks!

Brooks: You bet your ass I am, and you're all breaking the terms of this contract!

SCP-3922-A instances are visibly confused

SCP-3922-A: I… I beg your pardon?

Brooks hands the documents to the SCP-3922-A instances. They examine the documents thoroughly, unfolding several pages in various directions. Finally, the bewildered commander of the SCP-3922-A turns to Brooks.

SCP-3922-A Commander: My apologies. We weren't aware of this.

Brooks: Could you hand it back? I'm not done just yet.

SCP-3922-A does as instructed. Mel Brooks proceeds to face the camera and holds up a document, revealing the signatories of several individuals, including the Founder of the Foundation.12

Brooks: You guys out there see this, right? Know what this means? It means you aren't allowed to ever conduct experiments on my films! Got that? Good.

Brooks turns to the SCP-3922-A instances

Brooks: You're all free to go!

All SCP-3922-A instances leave sheepishly, to the confusion of Lamarr and Taggart. The film resumes after Brooks leaves, with no changes.
Note: …How? - Director Naismith

Subject: Red Zone Cuba, November 23 1966, Not Rated
Interference Point: When Griffin tries to rape the blind daughter of Cliff Weismeyer after throwing him down a well.
Result: Several SCP-3922-A instances apprehend Griffin and beat him with batons, chairs, a baseball bat covered in barbed wire, a kitchen sink, and various other objects for roughly two hours. Cliff Weismeyer is retrieved from the well and resuscitated while Cook and Landis are arrested on multiple charges. After SCP-3922-A instances finish beating Griffin, he is subsequently shot dead.
Note: Ouch. - Researcher Goodwill

Subject: Justin Timberlake's "TKO" music video, 2013, Explicit lyrics
Interference Point: Nearing the end of the video.
Result: While Justin Timberlake is dragged through the sand by a car, several SCP-3922-A instances ran after it, and when the girl bailed out of the car, one instance of SCP-3922-A jumped into the car then turned off the engine, then the other instances of SCP-3922-A untied the rope then picked up Justin Timberlake to take him back to safety. The one instance of SCP-3922-A turned the engine back on then jumped out of the car, following the other SCP-3922-A instances; the video continues normally with the car getting off the cliff.

Subject: A recording of a playthrough of Pokémon Red, 1997, E (ESRB).
Interference Point: Mt. Moon
Result: Instead of Team Rocket Grunts, there are now sprites resembling SCP-3922-A. Said individuals do not fight Red, instead only offering advice to the player that in real life they should not partake in animal cruelty, and avoid behavior featured in the game such as wandering in remote locations without proper equipment. Later in the game it is made clear that SCP-3922-A have taken down Team Rocket, with cities that had a heavy presence of said crime syndicate such as Celadon, Saffron and Lavender being placed under martial law, and leader Giovanni being replaced in the Viridian City Gym with a man named Paolo. The Game Corner which hid Team Rocket's headquarters has been replaced with a ☽☽☽ Initiative Laboratory, featuring a gift shop offering the same Pokémon that could be won at the original game and posters against gambling. New battles are found in Cerulean City - the burgled house, which has not been ramsacked, features a trainer who upon defeat gives TM28 - and the Pokémon Tower - with the Marowak mother never murdered, she, along with her Cubone son, is instead being trained by Mr. Fuji. The guards who opened the gates to Saffron by being bribed with drinks are seen in a prison building, and Trainers of the Burglar class cannot be found in the game. Another major difference is that the game only features 150 Pokémon, ending with Mew - who can be captured at Cerulean Cave - because, as revealed once Red discovers a still-intact Pokémon Mansion that serves as a four floor Cinnabar Gym, SCP-3922-A shut down the illegal genetic experiments that created Mewtwo.

Subject: Cannibal Holocaust, 7 Feburary 1980, R
Interference Point: Unknown
Result: A still image of ☽☽☽ Initiative logo covered the screen, with the phrase Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate13 underneath. Examination of audio revealed there to be retching, gunfire, sobbing, and various people speaking and yelling in Italian. Several still frames were found upon examination of the footage, depicting [REDACTED]. At the end of the film, a recording of the trial of director Deodato is played, though all civil servants are replaced by instances of SCP-3922-A. Deodato is cleared of murder charges, but later found guilty of animal cruelty. As punishment, he is subjected to [DATA EXPUNGED].
Note: Jesus. That was brutal. - Researcher Goodwill
For all animal lovers in the personnel, please, don't watch this tape. You've heard of what happened to the animals when this was being filmed, I cannot stress enough that it isn't much better here either. If anyone needs me, I'll be scrubbing my eyeballs. Metaphorically. - Director Naismith

Subject: Star Trek: Voyager, Season 2, Episode 24 ("Tuvix")
Interference Point: Shortly before Captain Janeway sends Tuvix to the transporter room to be separated into his component individuals.
Result: Six (6) armed SCP-3922-A instances 'materialize' aboard Voyager's bridge with the same transporter effect used in the series. The ship's Red Alert is activated. The bridge crew are apprehended after a brief shootout with the SCP-3922-A instances, notably fainting dramatically upon being hit instead of vaporizing as expected from a high-powered energy rifle. Captain Janeway is imprisoned for attempted murder on a planet the narrator refers to as Corbenic.14 Tuvix continues his combined duties aboard Voyager, with Chakotay becoming acting Captain. The SCP-3922 end title card's slogan is replaced with "The ends do not justify the means."
Note: This is the first instance of the ☽☽☽ Initiative's home planet being depicted, albeit fictitiously.

Subject: Godzilla, King of the Monsters, May 31, 2019, Rated PG-13.
Interference Point: The scene where Alan Jonah and his eco-terrorists attempt to kidnap the larva form of Mothra.
Result: A group of SCP-3922-A instances enter the containment chamber of the newly hatched Mothra and terminate all hostile entities. The instances arrest Jonah and have him executed off screen. A new scene is added to the movie, where SCP-3922-A instances dressed in fancy suits over their armor help convince the United States Government to allow Monarch to continue their work in studying Titans. King Ghidorah is not mentioned in this film and Godzilla remains Alpha Titan.

Subject: Meet the Team,15 2007-2012, Not Rated
Interference Point: See below.
Results:

Title Synopsis Results Notes
Meet the Heavy The RED Heavy tells an offscreen interviewer about his gun. The video ends with him shooting said gun at the BLU team. SCP-3922-A instances parachute in and knock out the Heavy with a shovel. He is then taken into custody for killing BLU without provocation. So far, nothing unusual, all things considered. -Researcher McCarthy
Meet the Soldier The RED Soldier tells a platoon of disembodied BLU heads about how Sun Tzu invented and perfected fighting, and proceed to beat the crap out of every animal on the planet. SCP-3922-A Instances tackle Soldier to the ground, arresting him for numerous crimes, including the killing of numerous European Civilians, room-mating with a wizard without a permit, and snapping Tom Jones’ neck. While I'm not surprised about the murders, and even the "rooming with a wizard" thing makes sense in context, how do they know about Tom Jones? That's only in the comics! -Researcher McCarthy
Meet the Engineer The RED Engineer talks to an offscreen interviewer about his job while four Sentries kill members of BLU Team. All of the Engineer’s deployed Sentry guns are disabled by Electro-Sappers. He is then arrested by instances of SCP-3922-A for selling weapons to mercenaries. I always kinda figured some of Engie's builds were illegal, especially the teleporters. -Researcher McCarthy
Meet the Demoman The RED Demoman talks about being a Demoman, and goes on a drunken tangent. Approximately halfway into the video, Demoman is arrested for public intoxication, and is admitted to rehabilitation. Demoman sober. Never thought I'd see the day. -Researcher McCarthy
Meet the Scout The RED Scout brags about his accomplishments, intercut by clips of him beating a BLU Heavy with a baseball bat. SCP-3922-A Instances tackle Scout at the end of the video, arresting him for assaulting Heavy. At least they finally shut Scout up. -Researcher McCarthy
Meet the Sniper The RED Sniper talks about his job, his parents, and his personal standards. The interview is intercut with clips of firing on BLU, and talking to his father on a payphone. While on the phone with his father, Sniper is ambushed and arrested by SCP-3922-A instances for numerous murders. At least let the guy finish his call. -Researcher McCarthy
Meet the Spy The BLU Heavy, Soldier, Scout, and Spy attempt to uncover who among them is actually a RED Spy. After the BLU Spy drops the BLU Sniper’s corpse on the table, an SCP-3922-A Instance sets the BLU Scout on fire, revealing him to be the RED Spy, and allow Soldier to execute him. That's one way to Spycheck, I suppose. Researcher McCarthy
Meet the Medic The RED Medic operates on the RED Heavy, implanting his heart with the “Übercharge” enhancement. Afterwards, the two use the Übercharge to kill a multitude of BLU Soldiers. Upon stepping outside, Medic is almost immediately attacked and arrested for practicing medicine without a license. Considering all the [[EXPLETIVE REDACTED]] up crap Medic's done, I'm surprised he was only arrested for practicing medicine without a license. - Researcher McCarthy
Meet the Pyro The RED Pyro burns the members of BLU Team alive, intercut with scenes from their point of view. The scenes from Pyro’s perspective are far more lighthearted, including rainbows, giant lollipops, unicorns, etc. The Pyro is immediately tackled from behind by SCP-3922 instances, and admitted to an insane asylum. Intermittently cut with scenes from Pyro's point of view, where the 3922 instances are portrayed as cartoonish square blobs. Saw this one coming a mile away. The Pyroland scene was unexpected though. -Researcher McCarthy

Note: My attempt to see how 3922 interacts with a world that's intentionally asinine has been, interesting, to say the least. - Researcher McCarthy

Subject: Globglogabgalab Song, clip taken from the film Strawinsky and the Mysterious House, 2013, PG
Interference Point: Beginning of clip
Result: A SCP-3922-A instance attempts to apprehend the Globglogabgalab on charges of "book violation," but is devoured by the Globglogabgalab. The clip proceeds as normal, save for SCP-3922-A instance are seen attempting to unsuccessfully pull themselves from underneath the Globglogabgalab. An armed battalion of SCP-3922-A arrived and attempts to kill the Globglogabgalab. They are devoured as well. Several more SCP-3922-A instances and equipment attempt to terminate the Globglogabgalab. All are devoured. Subsequently, the screen is replaced by footage of a nuclear explosion rendered in the film's animation style. Globglogabgalab is unharmed. Before it ends, the Globglobgalab looks at the screen and says "Yeast of thought and mind."
Note: Yeast of thought and mind my ass. I want this thing given an SCP classification. - Doctor Margin
Not enough evidence to support it, but we'll keep an eye on this… film. - O5-4

Subject: Dover Boys at Pimento University, September 19, 1942, G
Interference Point: When Dan Backslide kidnaps Dora Standpipe
Result: As Dan Backslide approaches Dora, a SCP-3922-A instance comes onto the screen and prepares to apprehend him, only for the action to pause as the old man in a one piece bathing suit passes by. Once he exits, Dan proceeds to grab Dora and pulls both her and the tree into the car, only to later return to pry Dora from the tree once he realizes what has happened. Throughout this, SCP-3922-A remains motionless, though it can be observed blinking. Cartoon proceeds as normal until the ending when it cuts back to the SCP-3922-A instance, with the narrator asking “So, you gonna move buddy?” SCP-3922-A instance proceeds to stand up straight, face the camera, bow, and then walks off in the same manner as the old man.

Subject: The Toll of the Sea, November 26, 1922, Unrated16
Interference Point: When Lotus Flower calls over a group of fisherman to rescue Allen Carver.
Result: Upon rescue, Allen Carver is immediately transferred into the custody of a SCP-3922-A managed customs agency. Mr. Carver is charged with the "unlawful transportation of exotic fauna into Chinese waters", and sentenced to two years of punitive labor. The next two hours of the film depict Mr. Carver's life on a fishing boat as he assists both local and -A authorities in the culling of an invasive whip scorpion species. Changed by this humbling experience, the film ends with Mr. Carver opting to stay in China, marrying Lotus Flower and moving into a property on the water.
Note: Playbacks of the film sans SCP-3922 indicate that it has been cleared of SCP-4690 infection.
That might be one way to reestablish containment, but I'm wary of mixing 'pataphysics and the ☽☽☽ Initiative. Future 'pataphysical tests should be conducted with caution. - Researcher Kiryu

Subject: Recorded play-through of Kingdom Hearts Final Mix, Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories, Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded and Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep, from the Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 2.5 ReMIX collection (Playstation 4, 2017). All games are to be played in order of their original retail release with exception of Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories, which will be played after Kingdom Hearts 1 due to being a remake of the 2004 Game Boy Advance title Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.
Interference Point: Title screen of the HD ReMIX collection. Title screen is a group shot of the player characters, several of which are wearing ☽☽☽ iconography, as well as SCP-3922-A instances refereed to in-game as Lightning, Beatrix, Cecil and Kain. It should be noted that these characters all all of these instances strongly resemble characters from the Final Fantasy series.
Result: Plot deviates heavily from source material. See below for details.
Game Synopsis
Kingdom Hearts Final Mix The game begins in media res, with Sora and Riku as members of the ☽☽☽ initiative, working with a squad SCP-3922-A instances to evacuate the Destiny Islands before they are swallowed by darkness. Sora and Riku, now having keyblades, work together to seal the Keyhole, but fail to save Kairi. Tidus, a childhood friend of Sora's, questions him as to why they left the destiny islands and why they returned. Sora explains via flashback how they were recruited into the ☽☽☽ Initiative to fight the Heartless, due to being destined to weld Keyblades, Sora using the Kingdom Key and Riku using a ☽☽☽-created weapon referred to in-game as "Warring Triad". Afterwards, Sora meets with his superior, Captain Edgar. It should be noted that while all signs point to Edgar being a character from Final Fantasy 6, with biographical information referring to him as the "Prince of Figaro", this version of Edgar does not resemble his canonical design, and instead resembles Terra-Xehanort's Heartless, who was the primary antagonist of Kingdom Hearts 1. Captain Edgar then introduces Sora to Goofy and Donald, and is told to help them with their search for King Mickey, and sends Riku and the other ☽☽☽ Initiative members to fight Maleficent's forces. Individual worlds largely proceed as normal for Sora's side of the story, with the occasional assistance from one or more of the SCP-3922-A instances due to the villains of each world being associated with Maleficent. Riku has a running subplot that involves being tempted to the dark side by Kain, who is eventually revealed to be mind-controlled by Edgar. Edgar then reveals to Riku that he doesn't want to destroy the Heartless, but instead seeks to control them so that he can overthrow JALAKÅRA. This, however, turns out to be yet another ruse, as Edgar later reveals that he is actually Terra-Xehanort's Heartless (though this isn't revealed until later; as in canon, in this game he claims to be Ansem the Wise), and takes control of Riku by "opening his heart to the darkness". Once Sora reaches Hallow Bastion, Xehanort-Riku then destroys Sora's keyblade using a "Tactical Keyblade Nullification Device", and Lightning dies in order to give Sora enough time to escape. Sora manages to acquire Riku's Keyblade, and uses it to stop Xehanort-Riku, though Xehanort-Riku uses the last of his strength to turn Sora into a Heartless, freeing Kairi's heart in the process (which Xehanort-Riku reveals was trapped inside Sora's heart the entire time). Sora is then restored to his human form by Kairi, leaving Sora, Goofy, Beatrix and Cecil to travel to The End of the World and confront Terra-Xehanort's heartless.
Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories The main campaign and Riku's "reverse rebirth" storyline are largely unchanged, with Sora, Donald and Goofy exploring worlds of memory inside Castle Oblivion, save that in addition to being made to forget about Kairi, Sora also begins to forget that he was ever a member of the ☽☽☽ Initiative, and the traitorous members of Organization XIII's motivation changing from wanting Kingdom Hearts for themselves, to wanting to distance themselves from Organization XIII out of fear of the ☽☽☽ Initiative, complete with excessive monologues about how paradoxical it is to feel fear without hearts. Riku's campaign has more changes, with Beatrix, Cecil, and later Kain joining his party, being represented as "party member cards" that work similar to how Goofy and Donald worked in Sora's campaign. Throughout the story, Riku is hounded by Memory-Terra-Xehanort's Heartless tempting to "embrace his darkness", the wisdom of which Cecil and Beatrix are at odds over, with Beatrix being confident in Riku's strength and Cecil concerned that Xehanort will end up controlling Riku again. Ultimately, Riku resolves to "take control of his darkness", and proves himself to Cecil by purging Xehanort's influence from Kain, who is also trapped in Castle Oblivion. A post-credits scene shows DiZ (an alias for Ansem the Wise) being confronted by a cloaked figure threatening with a crossbow, revealed in the next game to be the real Edgar. DiZ claims he knows that the ☽☽☽ Initiative has every right to prosecute him for his crimes, but for now they have a common enemy in Organization XIII.
Kingdom Hearts 2 Roxas' prologue has been greatly truncated, taking place over three days rather than seven, and without any intrusions by Axel or Organization XIII. A cutscene with Edgar, DiZ, and Riku reveals that this is because of the ☽☽☽ Initiative's more advanced technology, which has already debugged Hallow Bastion OS, and recovered the name of Radiant Garden. DiZ is more forthcoming with information to Roxas in this version, explaining to that while Nobodies ought to "return to nothing", Roxas is a special case, and that if he agrees to return to Sora's heart he'll be given a new body to use once Organization XIII is thwarted. Sora is also warned not to kill Xemnas, Xehanort's Nobody, because if he did Xehanort would be able to reconstitute himself. From there, Sora wakes up to find that only a month has passed since the last game, and Mickey brings, goofy and Donald up to speed, revealing the identities of Ansem the Wise, Edgar, the nature of Nobodies, and how Xehanort is the mastermind behind the entire thing. Notably, Mickey's explanation uses information that would not be revealed until Birth by Sleep, namely the fact that Xehanort had been impersonating Ansem the Wise. It is also revealed that Maleficent has already been defeated by Riku, nullifying the threat to Radient Garden, but he's been on a secret mission from Edgar ever since, leaving it up to Sora to travel the worlds and fight Organization XIII. Plots of individual worlds are largely the same as before, with a few exceptions: Firstly a new character, Xelicar, has taken Roxas's place as number XIII in the Organization following his betrayal. This character is later revealed to be Lightning's Nobody17, as well as a double-agent ultimately working for the ☽☽☽ Initiative. The plot of the Olympus Colosseum level does not occur, due to a treaty made between Hades and JALAKÅRA between the events of 1 and 2. The contents of the treaty are not elaborated upon, save for the fact that the underworld is empty now due to all of it's souls being re-routed to Corbenec, and that Hades is uncharacteristically frightened of any mention of JALAKÅRA. Most of the level is sealed off, but the underworld cup is available from the start and can still be participated in. The World that Never Was is drastically different from the source material, as the ☽☽☽ Initiative lays siege to the dark city. Sora, Riku, Beatrix, Cecil, Kain, Edgar, and Xion (being introduced before 358/2 Days) almost manage to subdue Xemnas non-lethally, only for Xemnas to be killed by Xigbar, and reveals that he's part of the "Real Organization XIII", a plot point that wasn't introduced until later. Xigbar acts as the final boss, using weaker versions of attacks from the optional "Data Xigbar" fight from Final Mix. A post-credits scene shows Master Xehanort returning to life, and stating that everything is somehow going according to plan despite all of the massive setbacks.
Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded Segment is approximately five minutes long, and consists of Edgar installing ☽☽☽ Initiative-branded anti-virus software onto the journal-dataification device.
Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days The story is largely similar, but Roxas receives additional resistance throughout the game from the ☽☽☽ Initiative, including boss battles against Beatrix, Cecil, Riku and Kain. In addition, Axel, Roxas and Xion frequently change their meeting locations due to attempts by the ☽☽☽ Initiative to assassinate them. A post-credits sequence shows Xion being revived into a replica body, thanks to Riku using a Tactical [REDACTED] Preservation Device to preserve her essence.
Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep [DATA EXPUNGED]

For those of you boggling at how complicated this was, let me assure you that the original games were just as confusing. A few things to note about this particular test:

  • Despite the games being played out of chronological order, the SCP-3922-2 instances started from the earliest chronological point of the available narrative, but does not take Kingdom Hearts χ into account even though it takes place even further back in the narrative.
  • While we've seen SCP-3922-2 instances that resemble actors and characters from other media, this test is probably the most blatant example yet. Not only is Sora being recruited into the ☽☽☽ Initiative a plot point, Cecil and Kain come from games that have never had major cameos in the Kingdom Hearts series, nor have they been the subjects of SCP-3922 tests. This implies that SCP-3992 isn't their only source for metafictional agents.
  • Unlike many other tests, SCP-3922-2 instances were heavily involved in the revised narrative, as if complex interpersonal relationships and overly-complicated plots were narrative laws that SCP-3922-2 instances were forced to obey.

In light of these findings, I propose that Kingdom Hearts series be used as a case study for narrative complexity, to aid in containing future pataphysical and metafictional SCPs. I also propose we also ban Final Fantasy 6 from being used for future tests, just in case the ☽☽☽ Initiative has been using time travel to recruit from future tests.
-Dr. Edison

Subject: Full playthrough of Baba is You, 2019, E (ESRB)
Interference Point: The final level, where the player would normally make the sequence "ALL IS DONE".
Result: Level is replaced with three "MOON" objects in a line, along with a "BABA" object being present, starting in the space below the rightmost moon. The rules present are "BABA IS YOU", "MOON HAS LOVE AND BABA", "MOON IS WIN", and "WALL IS STOP". All rules are surrounded by walls. The normal ☽☽☽ end screen is absent.

Subject: The Princess Bride, September 28 1987, PG
Interference Point: When the grandfather begins reading the story to his grandson
Result: During the course of the story, when the camera cuts back to the grandfather and grandson, SCP-3922-A enters the room and requests to speak with the grandfather in private. The grandfather agrees, promising to finish the story. Both SCP-3922-A and the grandfather exit the grandson’s room and have a brief conversation. Analysis of the audio has revealed it pertained to SCP-3922-A’s abilities and how they might apprehend Prince Humperdinck and Count Rugen without interrupting the grandfather’s time with his grandson. The grandfather assures SCP-3922-A that both characters will ‘get what’s coming to them’ by the end. SCP-3922-A accepts this answer and allows the grandfather to resume reading to his grandson. Though no change occurs to the story itself, SCP-3922-A instances can be observed in the background of certain scenes. The end credits conclude with this message: “Though normally we’d waste no time in bringing such despicable characters as Rugen and Humperdinck to justice, we aren’t going to ruin a bonding moment between a grandfather and his sick grandson. - ☽☽☽”
Note: As fun as it may be, stop quoting Inigo Montoya. It's getting annoying. - Director Naismith

Subject: Shiki, Episode 21.5, "Twenty-First Blood and Offense", 2011, TV-MA
Interference Point: After the opening credits, where a flashback rewinds time to immediately before the events of the main series begin.
Result: Once time finishes reversing to Monday, July 18, several armored trucks can be seen quickly driving into town (going frame-by-frame confirms them to each be marked with ☽☽☽ insignia). Events continue normally until that night; the vampire, Tatsumi, drives a moving truck to in front of the residence of innkeeper Kanami Yano. After stepping out of the truck to ask for directions, he is injured by a sniper shot to the forehead. SCP-3922-A instances reveal themselves, having apparently hidden on Kanami's rooftop. As several agents repel down to lead Kanami and her mother back inside the house, the rest begin attacking the moving truck and accompanying car with a mixture of futuristic and theological weaponry (Buddhist good luck charms can be seen taped to SCP-3922-As' standard energy weapons). The occupants of the car (Vampire: Sunako Kirishiki, Chizuru Kirishiki, Yoshie Kurahashi; Vampire-Sympathetic Human: Seishirou Kirishiki) attempt to flee, but by this point the tires and engine are irrevocably damaged. The injured Tatsumi can be seen attempting to recover, but is quickly put down again by several gunshots to the head and chest. Halting the barrage, more agents make their way to the ground to detain Tatsumi and the injured car passengers. The human Seishirou is unconscious and bleeding profusely; an agent shoots him in the head to ensure his death. The vampire passengers attempt to flee on-foot, but their injuries only allow them to travel a short distance before again being attacked by SCP-3922-A instances. An agent rolls Tatsumi onto his back before shooting him through the heart with an energy blast, confirming his death to the remaining agents. Chizuru and Yoshie are summarily deposed in a similar manner. The child-like Sunako is put in handcuffs and carted into the back an SCP-3922-A armored truck. The agents that escorted Kanami and her mother inside return with a bewildered Kanami, giving her a pamphlet for recognizing and reporting any undead or similarly supernatural creatures to the proper authorities. The agents drive off, stopping at the town limits to enact a thaumaturgical ritual that causes any vampire to view the town itself as a place of residence, unable to enter unless invited.
Note: Now if only they'd killed that bastard shrine priest too. Blood-traitorous son-of-a-bitch. - Researcher Leigh

Subject: Devil Daggers world record run (1121 seconds), February 2020, Unrated
Interference Point: 3 seconds after the run is started
Result: The first spawned enemy is quickly dispatched by SCP-3922-A instances via energy weapons, who airdrop in from an unknown source. Initially, this results in hostility from the player, who shoots several shots at the SCP-3922-A instances (to no avail), and they quickly surround the player and attempt to detain them, resulting in instant death due to being touched18. The player is observed to quit the game quickly after. Run ends at 14 seconds instead of 1121. Death type noted as "EXPUNGED".

Subject: Kung Fu Panda, June 2008, PG
Inference Point: When Po uses the fireworks cart to get into the Jade Palace to see who gets crowned as The Dragon Warrior
Result: SCP-3922-A instances attempt to apprehend Po for using fireworks without a license, but are immediately stopped by Master Oogway, who tells them to respect the New Dragon Warrior. SCP-3922-A instances apologize and leave. Same squadron of SCP-3922 instances raids the Chorh-Gom Prison to only get stopped by a ghostly figure of Master Oogway, who tells them that "The Dragon Warrior will take care of everything. He must do so as it is his fate,". No changes for the rest of the movie. End message says "WE DO NOT CHANGE FATE. CARVE YOUR OWN PATH. ☽☽☽".
Note: It appears from this test that Three Moons' jurisdiction falls within realms of fiction where animals are sufficiently anthropomorphic. Suggesting future tests wherein animal societies mimic human ones. - Director Naismith

Subject: Superjail! Episode 10 Time Police part 2, 2008, TV-MA
Interference Point:During the final act of the episode, in the courtroom.
Results:Before the warden can declare a mistrial, hundreds of SCP-3922-A instances arrive, and aim all firearms at all the inhabitants of time court. the lead of the SCP-3922-A declares multiple charges of violations of basic human rights, animal rights, basic structure, safety ethics, and hundreds of other charges. The warden attempts to reason with the entity before another version of the warden appears, and declares a mistrial. At this point, an SCP-3922-A proceeds to try and arrest the uncaged warden but fails after Alice blocks it. the warden proceeds to touch himself causing massive temporary disruptions, akin to the original unaffected episode. Hundreds of entities proceeded to enter the area, also akin to the original episode.
Through a currently unknown cause, several other entities joined the fight, some originating from the show19and several originating from several other unrelated SCP objects. SCP-3922-A all attempt to exterminate all hostiles, resulting in massive deviations from the original episode.
See below for details:
Original Event Change
Two Jareds20attempting to terminate several sentient sweats and accidentally killing themselves. The food items are now being devoured by SCP-913 while the two Jarred's are terminated by SCP-3922-A instances.
A time police officer summons unknown flying entities and attacks two humanoid bird creatures. SCP-3922-A instances attempt to engage the entity before the entity is consumed by a massive leech-like entity21. The entity then begins to engage in combat with a massive horned entity covered in fur.22
Two Alices23command arachnid-like machines. Both Allisons engage in combat with massive entities resembling SCP-PC-03 entities.
A ship crashing down revealing several female humans24, who are promptly devoured and excreted by a large gelatinous creature25 and several skeletal pirate beings run by, one using the remains to use as an arm. The females engage the SCP-3922 entities, being instantly terminated, while the gelatinous entity is devoured by SCP-835, before the pirate entities and SCP-3922-A instances terminate it, resulting in a massive flood of slurry. the slurry does not infect anyone but turns red, and several instances of entities associated with SCP-354 appear, though several are rapidly terminated by SCP-3922-A instances, and vice versa.
The aforementioned pirate entity is consumed by a large flying insect before being consumed by a large humanoid called Bobo. The pirate entity is caught by the insect entity before being engaged by an SCP-772 instance before both are crushed under Bobo's foot as it engages in hand to hand combat with an SCP-093 entity.
The alternate universe warden26 smashing several creatures and flicking one away before engaging with a floating hand with a mouth on the palm. The alternate universe warden begins to engage with the entity before the warden is picked up by a massive humanoid27, placing the warden on the top of the slate and sealing the warden there. SCP-3922-A instances engage both the entity and the original hand entity, both now engaging one another, briefly stopping to kill SCP-3922-A instances before resuming their conflict.
Several infant inmates running above the conflict described above before violently devouring several enormous gingerbread men, and then being consumed and excreted from a massive insect. Two of the infants now are affected by kinetoglyphs, freezing in place, and are devoured and excreted by the insect entity before the entity is shot down by SCP-3922-A entities. The gingerbread men are seen interacting briefly with SCP-2396-B instances before being terminated by SCP-3922-A instances.
The soldiers of superjail attempt to execute the twins28 before being terminated by an entity29. The twins embrace the entity after being freed and instruct the entity to kill the judge of the time court. Superjail soldiers and SCP-3922-A entities attempt to terminate the twins but are terminated by the entity. Before the entity can kill the judge, SCP-076-2 appears, engaging it in a graphic fight that leads to both entities being killed by a massive, unidentified entity30 that causes all combatants to cease activity and attack the entity before an unknown device31is activated, causing the screen to go white.
A post-apocalyptic wasteland is shown before an infant warden is seen crying, and is calmed by an elderly Alice before the screen pans out to show the universe, before showing a deep fryer, signaling the end of the episode. The screen shows a massive wasteland, littered with bodies, as an unidentified entity32approaches a round hole, producing a square peg, and inserts it into the hole. the camera pans out as the hole undergoes an unseen event33, before showing a deep fryer. Interestingly, the background does not contain the original contents of the episode but shows four humanoid entities riding on horses descending from a bright white hole in a black cloud-filled sky, appearing to charge towards four entities resembling SCP-1295.
Various background events. Both entities that do not appear until later seasons and previous unseen entities appear, engaging numerous other high-risk anomalies. Examples include a supernatural convict fighting SCP-082, several snow-themed creatures engaging SCP-457 entities, several creatures designated "Specimens one through seven" tackling SCP-682, the character jailbait being overwhelmed by SCP-1000 instances and Entities appearing to resemble the ones encountered in the unnamed forest we don't call by name, and four humans in various military gear34engaging a group consisting of four Chaos insurgency agents.35

The end card reads "The Three Moons initiative wishes for you to behave and make good choices to avoid the false authority36. Their jurisdiction will be gone time."
Note: After incident-3922-SJ-010, I hereby recommend all experimentation with media containing usage/reference of parallel, multi, opposite, or different universes and realities to be approved by both lead research for SCP-3922 and site command. We can't take another risk like this, let alone allow for the word to get out to others. We don't need the horizon initiative to try and ally themselves with places like Columbia.

Subject: Die Hard, July 12 1988, R
Interference Point: When Hans Gruber and his men occupy Nakatomi Plaza.
Result: SCP-3922-A instances move to storm the building, attempting to take out Hans via sniper. However, Hans responds to this by contacting law enforcement and informing them that a heavily far-right militia posing as US military is storming Nakatomi Plaza and relays the position of their snipers. As a result, when SWAT teams arrive they engage in a firefight with the SCP-3922-A instances while attempting to storm the building. What ensues is a brutal engagement between the police and SCP-3922-A. Though both sustain heavy causalities, SCP-3922-A instances are sorely depleted and reduced to a five-man squad. They are informed that they will not be receiving back up so as to avoid an escalation. John McClane is able to join forces with the remaining instances, and together, they are able to successfully convince the LAPD that SCP-3922-A is not their enemy. The two then work together to defeat Hans. At the film’s climax, the SCP-3922-A instances engage several of Hans’s men, buying time for McClane to reach the rooftop and prevent the deaths of the hostages. After John defeats Gruber and the hostages recovered, Karl is killed by fire from both SCP-3922-A and Officer Al Powell.
Note: I think this might have been better than the original film. — Researcher Goodwill
Heresy. — Doctor Margin

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