SCP-173-D
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Smith was the ideal SCP Foundation agent.
Methodical, reasonably moral, reasonably amoral, and unquestionably loyal.

Yet he felt strangely reluctant about what he was about to do.

It was a standard decommissioning. The Foundation had a reputation as a bunch of packrats, collecting every piece of trash or pile of dirt that didn't fit into their understanding of the world. Locking it away forever under the notion that they're somehow doing the world a service. Yet occasionally, the gears of bureaucracy would turn, the accountants would crunch some numbers, the researchers would analyze the data, and an object would be slated for destruction.

"Decommissioning" is what they called it.
And SCP-173 was soon going to be SCP-173-Decommissioned.

SCP-173. Euclid-Class. Autonomous. Ectoentropic. Observational. Sculpture.

By all rights, your bog-standard anomaly, a piece of anart that kills you if you look at it the wrong way. Probably created by some bixbie fresh out of art school.

Smith didn't want to put too much thought into the matter. He wasn't paid to think. Or at least, not at the moment. No, at the moment he was being paid to smash.

Yet he was hesitant.

SCP-173 wasn't special.

Sure, it was one of the few files open to general access, but that was probably because it had so little to hide in the first place.
Sure, it's one of the example SCPs they have in that packet they hand out to new employees, but that better serves as a testament to its genericness.
Sure, everyone in Site 19 knows someone who knows someone who's died to the thing in some containment breach or another. Smith himself has attended a few funerals because of it.

But it didn't deserve any special recognition. Not from Smith, not from the Foundation.

And yet he felt he was about to do a disservice to the world.

Whirrr

The characteristic drone of a Scranton Reality Anchor filled his ears.

"Alright, it's now set up."

That was the signal for him to start his job.

Thwack

He started with the face.

Thwack

The crude caricature of the human visage on 173's bulbous head looked strangely accusative today.

Thwack

Why did he have to do this manually?

Thwack

Budgetary concerns?

Thwack

Since when was money an issue?

Thwack

He didn't have to worry about the thing coming to life in the middle of a swing.

Thwack

He had an entourage to make sure that didn't happen.

Thwack

It felt wrong, doing this in front of an audience.

Thwack

Better than the alternative, he supposed.

Thwack

Was it some memetic effect?

Thwack

No, the Foundation is thorough about screening for cognitohazards.

Thwack

Sure, it was someone's life work, but he wasn't one for art, much less art with a kill count.

Thwack

Maybe he's been at the Foundation too long.

Thwack

Long enough to get too attached to these killing machines.

Thwack

He briefly wondered if this particular killing machine was alive.

Thwack

Briefly.

Thwack

Well, now it didn't matter.

That was it.

The statue was now a slurry of blood and stone on the floor.

It was the magnum opus of some unknown, attention-starved artist who put a piece of themselves in every work. It spent decades in containment. It killed hundreds of people. The Foundation has spent thousands on keeping it contained. Its face has been emblazoned into the minds of thousands of D-class, living and dead.

It was now an unrecognizable heap of rebar and human excrement.

Smith loosened the grip on his sledgehammer. Smith slackened his stance. Smith let out the sigh he was holding in.

That's when he noticed a canister in the rubble.

Did SCP-173 have some secrets after all?

Ever carefully, he crouched down to pick it up. He wiped it clean of any bodily fluids. Desperate for an answer, he unscrewed the lid, and read the note inside.

"Are We Cool Yet?"

That was it?

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