SCP-914 Experiment Log Sandbox

Note: This page will be purged every week. If your log is rejected or doesn't adhere to the correct format, make sure to save a copy yourself if you want to try again.

Guidelines for future entries can be found here.

Note to all contributors:

Please include your name on all records, along with the date and the total number of items "refined."

Test Log Format:
All test logs should be written in this form:

**Date:** DD/MM/YYYY
**Total Items:**


If you want to add a note to a log that has already been ported over, copy that log to the bottom of this page and use this template:

//Suggested Note://

REMINDERS TO CONTRIBUTORS: SCP-914 does not create or destroy matter, nor does it change anything on the atomic level. All outputs should contain all and only the matter included in the input. Some grandfathered entries break this rule, but new entries should never do so.

Additional reminder: 914 is a cheeky little bugger. It's unpredictable and apparently kinda snarky. If the output is exactly what you'd expect from the input, or if 914 has just obligingly improved everything you put in, the entry is out-of-character.

  • LeveritasLeveritas (me) will regularly check this page, selecting logs that are of sufficient quality to add to the log and port them over.
  • Tests that fail to adhere to the proper format (date, etc.) will not be ported until fixed.
  • You can place notes at the end of tests, and feel free to be creative when doing so. It can give some interesting insight into dynamics within the Foundation. Having said that, don't make Foundation personnel look like idiots/psychopaths/juvenile/a combination of those. It's a professional research organization, not a fraternity ward or a death cult.
  • Not too direct. 914 doesn't talk to researchers directly, it ruins the mystery and it's not clear if the machine is sentient or not. If you put in a note, you don't get a response, you might get something that might be a response if you interpret it a certain way, but it also might be random. Or something else entirely.
If you're not comfortable with your in-universe name being used, politely request a change or come to me about it. If you start editing other logs without warning, you're out of here so fast that it's going to make your head spin. I have no tolerance for divas.

Notice: On another note, changing these notices will result in disciplinary actions, meaning Site banning, not just this log.

Some of you might have noticed that I'm being harsher on notes and logs that I deem too LOLFoundation. To illustrate my point, I'm going to use an example from part IV:

I actually edited the note. This is what it originally was:

This is a very small difference, but it makes a world of difference in tone. The first entry works a lot better because it's not a researcher scolding the machine outright like a kid would. It's implying (read, show don't tell) that the researcher became so fed up with the result that he outright left. Wacky entries work well if it's against the cold professionalism that signifies the Foundation, and it doesn't work if it looks like the employees are acting just as unprofessional.

Conversation about Experiment Log 914 and help for your entries can be found at the 914 Discord server.

Added Logs

Please delete yours as soon as you see it. Thanks! (Logs that have been moved here for more than a day have been shortened to save a little space.)

Denied Logs

Denied or equivalent by mod, as well as drafts that have not been touched for a long time. (Will be deleted after a day without activity.)

General Notes

Notices for everyone.

1. Have you had enough sleep? Because if you didn't, it's still NOT an excuse for low-quality tests.

2. If you didn't bother reading the above division of obviously important text, click here!
3. Part XIV is up and running! Find your tests here.
4. New log-writers, please do not use other writers' characters without asking. It is generally seen as bad form. If you want to use someone's character, most of the writers can be contacted via Wikidot PM or, for a quicker response, the 914 Discord server.
5. Everyone is invited to join the above Discord server. This also facilitates easier communication with the mod.

Notes to Mod

Extant entry fixes.

There’s a typo/formatting error in test 1391 where a note isn’t italicized. - Derrick

New Entries

Add your entry below this line.

Notice: The following test was not approved by O5 Command (Biological Testing) and is as transcribed from Incident 012/914. Relevant personnel have been terminated due to their involvement in the episode of SCP-012-J. A transcript of the event has been attached below the test.

Note: Utterly appalling conduct on the parts of Researcher Jones and Security Agent Ezra. Security staff are still attempting to find the book mentioned by Jones in his quarters at Site-19. - Dr. Cahill

Name: Guest Researcher Jones, Security Agent Ezra
Date: ██/██/████
Total Items: Security Agent Collins

Input: Security Agent Collins
Setting: Coarse
Output: One corpse (presumably) disassembled into organs, sorted by mass.

(Guest Researcher Jones and Security Agent Ezra enter Research Cell 109-B.)

G.R. Jones: Hey Ezra, do you mind finding someone who's free to help us test out nine-fourteen?

S.A. Ezra: Why?

G.R. Jones: I just got this book and I really want to replicate the tests documented in it!

(Guest Researcher Jones holds up a book in his hand, titled "500 WAYS TO DISASSEMBLE A HUMAN by SCP-914")

G.R. Jones: It's currently the best-selling book in Site-19!

(Hysterical laughter)

S.A. Ezra: Hold on, we've got a victim - pardon, I meant, test subject!

(Mild laughter)

(At this point in time, Security Agent Collins enters Research Cell 109-B)

G.R. Jones: Get him!

(Security Agent Ezra tackles Security Agent Collins and manhandles him into the Intake booth of SCP-914 while Guest Researcher Jones turns the setting to "Coarse" and winds the mainspring)
(The Intake booth closes and approximately nine minutes later, the Output booth opens, revealing several piles of organs)

S.A. Ezra: Did it work?

(Mild laughter)

G.R. Jones: By golly, it did! That's number fifteen, "Into organs, sorted by mass"!

(Roaring laughter and applause)

I added a collapsible at top of the page for all added entries. If you can't find your log anymore, it's probably there. Be so kind as to delete yours. - Laskenta

Another collapsible has been added by mod. If you want to try again, take it out but make sure it's edited. If you don't want to try again, do us a favour and delete it too. - Kai

PS: After the denied logs have been deleted from the collapsible and you want to try again but cannot find it, PM me at KainicornKainicorn - Kai
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