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Name: Research Assistant Salman "Fish Car" Corbette
Security Clearance: 2
Occupation: Does all the Bitch Work Assistant Researcher Bitch Worker
Current Location: Office set to be built under Site-19 expansion
History: Originally recruited from ██████████ University following reports of unusual modifications to vehicles, electronic devices, and candies. Although recruited with the intent of placement in engineering, Research Assistant Corbette expressed extreme disinterest, stating "It ain't fun anymore". Relocated to Site-19 and placed into research staff.
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| A salamander with a raspberry on its head |
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SCPs Documented:
SCP-022 - Rambling Rock
SCP-909 - Mr. Forgetful (With assistance from Dr. Bridge)
SCP-905 - Mr. Chameleon (With assistance from Dr. Bridge)
SCP-913 - Mr. Hungry (With assistance from Dr. Bridge)
SCP-532 - Frost Bug
SCP-920 - Mr. Lost
SCP-491 - Wrecking Light
SCP-534 - Misplaced Blood
SCP-1051 - Nevadan Extraterrestrial
SCP-969 - █████ Brand Mosquito Repellent
SCP-839 - CANDIED WORMS
SCP-851 - Lullabugs
SCP-1887 - Quantum Mechanics
SCP-1515 - Wallaby Wannabes (In collaboration with Dr. Mayreder)
SCP-1545 - Larry the Loving Llama
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| Research Assistant Corbette getting laid attempting biological research at a young age |
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SCP-1914-J - Silencing Piano
SCP-1000-J - Old Wive's Town
SCP-727-J - Malevolent Celestial Object
SCP-682-J - THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER (In collaboration with Dr. Mayreder)
SCP-808-J - The Lost Treasure of Captain Blue's Island
SCP-2000-J - Dunky the Funky Werecat 2000: Werecat Strikes Back (In collaboration with Tanhony)
SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
SCP-123-J - Amazing Butter-like Substance
SCP-1234-J - An SCP
SCP-031-J - Evening of Terrors
SCP-111-J - An Innocent Suburban Household
SCP-789-J - the butt ghost!!
SCP-078-J - Cooties
SCP-5972-J - Kirby Company Vacuum Cleaner
SCP-1922-J - Pathetic System of American Pigs
SCP-999-J - Creepy Speedo Guy (With NamedAfterColour and Mr. Wilt)
SCP-329-J - The Ghooooost Siiiiiign
SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House
SCP-711-EX - Man from the Future Present
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| No comment was provided by Research Assistant Corbette on his choice of vehicle |
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Documents updated by Research Assistant Corbette:
SCP-046 - Parasitic Worm
Documents Filed by Research Assistant Corbette:
Snuggle, Cuddle, and Protect: The Mean Dragon
Proposal 682-356
A Few Memos - A few memos from the inbox of President Mortimer Phillips
Rex Sponge's Revealing Revelations - There is no canon
Gears's Birthday Special: Unpalatable
Jargon - What it says on the tin
Recording Stuff or Whatever - An orientation
A.S.S. and Other Low-threat Groups of Interest - The less-than-successful GOIs
Reptilius - On the Philosophy of Man-eating Reptiles
Where They All Go - Did you wave goodbye?
The Completely Canonical Story of James, Age 8 - An April fools joke you'll NEVER SEE COMING unless you scroll down
The Doc Block - Sometimes two beings are just made for each other
We Interrupt this Program - Introducing the amazing Shelf-and-a-half!
I WILL FIND WHOEVER FORGED AUDIO LOG 185-53 - Research Assistant Corbette
Other Projects:
Compiler of The Tales of Mr. Collector, as well as author of:
Research Assistant Corbette's current projects
Okay guys, let's get it straight. It's Salman Corbette. Not Salmon Corvette. Not Salam Courgette. And it's not goddamn Sodium Bicarbonate. - Research Assistant Corbette
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| Research Assistant Corbette appearing on televised court for a heinous crime. The incident led to him changing his name. |
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