Researcher Mathias's Colleague Protocol

Name: Researcher Mathias

Security Clearance: None

Current Site Location: Site-319

Specific Colleague Protocol: When interacting with Researcher Stuart Mathias, it is important to maintain the façade that he has any ranking within The Foundation. To aid this maintenance, the following terms are to be kept in mind:

IF HE SAYS… HE IS REFERRING TO…
Office His cell
Computer The floor
Documents The writing on the floor
Apartment The far right corner with the lamp
Wristwatch The tracking bracelet on his left arm

Meals are to be brought to his cell at 09:00 and 16:00. Balanced meals are preferred, but a Philadelphia Cheesecake Bar and small monetary donations may be provided upon a new addition to the floor.

Watch where you step.

Profile: Researcher Mathias is gifted with a unique form of clairvoyance that has proven to be beneficial to Site-319. This, however, seems to have greatly skewed his awareness. No one knows how he appeared in Containment Cell-0700, nor why he insists that it is his office/apartment.

Researcher Mathias has been known to use the provided crayons to write on the floor of his cell. Whenever he points his right index finger to anything written on the floor, he will recite something pertaining to the subject from memory. There are no variations in recitations.

CURRENT DOCUMENTS
SCP is lightning bugs1
SCP is Roosevelt's glasses2
SCP is phone app3
SCP is forgotten4
Author is me5
SCP is duck6
The Chicago Spirit is Wonderous7
SCP is stapler8
MC&D is hungry9
SCP is milk10
Medici is statue11
Tale is toddlers12
SCP is juicy13
MC&D is childcare14
SCP is rabbit15
SCP is family16
Essay is ideas17
Tale is heist18
SCP is suicidal19
SCP is ghost20
SCP is women21

Translations: Despite the lack of material that would necessitate a proper document, the below listed anomalies have been given a designation or title, as well as translation into foreign languages. Investigation into this anomaly is currently underway.

DOCUMENT LANGUAGE
SCP-3757 Japanese Translation by Tsukiyomizuku
SCP-3732 Chinese Translation by W Asriel
Russian Translation by CTapbIu_XyJIuraH
Spanish Translation by Riyer A
Japanese Translation by walksoldi
SCP-4837 Chinese Translation by Eurya
Russian Translation by CTapbIu_XyJIuraH
Spanish Translation by Showie
Carroll #055: The Workshop Chinese Translation by feitag
Spanish Translation by Dc_Yerko
Japanese Translation by C-Dives
'Phoenix à La Mode' (KEN46/FRI98/PNX72) Chinese Translation by Foxhyf
Spanish Translation by Dc_Yerko
French Translation by Dr Lake
Goliath, Circa 1505 Chinese Translation by Sraosha
Japanese Translation by C-Dives
Mobile Toddler Force Chinese Translation by W Asriel
Japanese Translation by Monidrake
SCP-4889 Spanish Translation by morhadow
SCP-4843 Japanese Translation by C-Dives
Chinese Translation by ashausesall
A Dime A Dozen: An Essay On Critiquing Ideas Chinese Translation by RogerXiao
SCP-4826 Chinese Translation by ashausesall
Korean Translation by Aiken Drum
Japanese Translation by C-Dives
Spanish Translation by Uncle Nicolini
Russian Translation by barfrirabarsvir
Portugese Translation by cachorrosuperquente
Ukrainian Translation by DrKhmelnytsky
SCP-4814 Chinese Translation by Enflowerz

Assigned Personnel: Several members of Foundation staff have been given clearance to actively communicate with Researcher Mathias, as they have earned his trust and established some mutual respect. They have been given pseudonyms and are to be contacted in the event that Stuart Mathias displays that they are aware of their true surroundings.

"Rounderhouse": SCP-4852 (+120) — 14 Nov 2019 14:57

"Uncle Nicolini": SCP-4934 (+196) — 21 Oct 2019 20:21

"Darkstuff": Cornelius the Collector (+17) — 15 Aug 2019 04:31

"Weryllium": SCP-4394 (+54) — 18 Nov 2019 23:18

"N_Aepic_Fael": Thank You, Reviewers (+72) — 18 Sep 2019 01:13

"TheMightyMcB": SCP-2410 (+121) — 18 Oct 2019 16:50

"FloppyPhoenix": A Necromantic Prelude (+21) — 31 Oct 2019 22:10

"KindlyTurtleClem": SCP-4475 (+100) — 28 Jun 2019 13:02

"Ayers": SCP-4211 (+88) — 15 Jun 2019 18:45

"Gabriel Jade": Olfactory Memory (+12) — 24 Apr 2019 18:03

"UraniumEmpire": The Trashfire (+35) — 08 Nov 2019 00:04

"OthelloTheCat": SCP-4360 (+82) — 01 Apr 2019 23:44

"Captain Kirby": SCP-4925 (+126) — 20 Aug 2019 17:05

"magnadeus": Crushing Your Dreams (+35) — 01 Jul 2019 03:47


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