Researcher Riemann, fiercely studying some advanced math or whatever.

Personnel Designation: Researcher Buttmunch McMathnerd Riemann

Security Clearance: Level 4ish

Degrees and Certifications: Advanced Mathematics, The Art of Swag, Floridaman Studies

History: Researcher Riemann joined the Foundation right out of grad school, which was probably a mistake considering the vast amounts of money that can be made in the math field. Word has it that sometimes he still pines after the university where he honed his skills, but others contend that he probably just misses the mad parties.


"Riemann is a riemann."
—Researcher Decibelle

"Riemann is a basically the worst."
—Dr. thedeadlymoose

"Riemann is a cheery snail made of math."
—Dr. Silber

—Researcher Kaktus

"Riemann is probably someone I should have more knowledge of but sadly don't."
—Researcher SunnyParallax

—Dr. Clef

".au Riemann"
—Researcher TwistedGears

"A decent guy that really likes physics in a physical way. He's really, really into numbers. He wants to have sex with digits."
—Agent Lament

"Guaranteed not to be a waste of your time"


Researcher Riemann is undoubtedly a genius and certainly well-versed in his field, but probably too masculine to keep on staff. Morale has gone way down since he showed up because, honestly, who can compete with this modern Adonis in terms of ability to woo men and women alike?

—Definitely Not Riemann

We keep getting complaints about this "Riemann" character and reports about his uncanny sex appeal, but they're all coming from the same terminal. Who is this guy?


Newest Article

The freak, the spook, the librarian, and the jailer.
+50 · 9 comments
30 Oct 2020 23:15
Page A Terrible Thing Title A Terrible Thing
Rating +50 Notes A coldpost
Published 30 Oct 2020 23:15 Joke? No way
Summary The Machine must jeep running.
Quote "Four figures cut through the frozen drifts and rimefrost air. They are wrapped in thermals and jackets and parkas, faces obscured. The wind has taken their words. The cold has taken their speech. They know where they are going."
Last comment #9 from TyumenTyumen on 20 Nov 2020 14:34



Things are better down where it's wetter
+55 · 16 comments
15 Sep 2020 16:22
Page SCP-4291 Title The Little Death
Rating +55 Notes A perfectly platonic Submarine
Published 15 Sep 2020 16:22 Joke? Noooooo
Summary It's a submarine! There's nothing sus here.
Quote "MTF-Gamma-19 ("Scuba cum Laude") is to be deployed during seasonal events in order to contain SCP-4291-1 instances."
Last comment #16 from Scorpion451Scorpion451 on 24 Dec 2020 00:24
Marital issues are a killer
+68 · 25 comments
18 Aug 2020 19:20
Page SCP-5788 Title Partners In Sync
Rating +68 Notes Minimalism ho!
Published 18 Aug 2020 19:20 Joke? No
Summary Something's wrong with the plumbing, and it's up to the Foundation to find out.
Quote "Nonetheless, in situ x-ray measurements reveal an unidentified mass of flesh and hair inside of SCP-5788 and running through the plumbing system of its apartment."
Last comment #25 from brocklxrdbrocklxrd on 30 Oct 2020 16:36
Like Annihation, ending and all
+147 · 20 comments
12 Jan 2014 23:38
Page SCP-491 Title Wrecking Light
Rating +147 Notes The original
Published 12 Jan 2014 23:38 Joke? No
Summary Riemann overedited a Series I and got eventual authorship
Quote "At random intervals, SCP-491's lamp will activate, producing a green light that rotates at six revolutions per minute. Any area of the surrounding sea illuminated by this light will evince several ships, identical to those present on the seafloor."
Last comment #20 from DevereauxDevereaux on 16 Mar 2014 17:42

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